Palina27: you dweeeb
Palina27: d w e e b m e i s t e r
ayahuascadreams: dweeb? that's an ooooold one
Palina27: you are a double weenie
ayahuascadreams: you are a doody head. a supreme and total doody head.
Palina27: bite me, you drunken fool!
Palina27: wait...that sounded like a come-on
ayahuascadreams: no thank you...i do not believe champagne complements ridiculous heterosexuals.
Palina27: i can be a ridiculous heterosexual if i wanna
ayahuascadreams: and i can be a double weenie dweebmeister if i wanna
Palina27: ok then
ayahuascadreams: ok. let's never fight again! *sob*
ayahuascadreams: i think i'm going to bed....monkey sleepy
Palina27: sleep monkey...sleeeeep......
ayahuascadreams: okay, lulling voice. bi....
Palina27: bi
ayahuascadreams: YOU MOTHERFVCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayahuascadreams: you hated mike when he was here. you drew little pictures of him hanging himself.
ayahuascadreams: i think it's great that you wear heels...tall girls rock
Palina27: hm??
Palina27: what??
ayahuascadreams: i just took this stupid personality test where you have to go through an imaginary desert, leaving behind imaginary animals. they say the animals represent what is and isn't important to me. i say only an IDIOT would leave a cow behind in the desert and take a monkey instead.
Palina27: no i didn't!
ayahuascadreams: maybe that was me
Palina27: aw, you're sweet
ayahuascadreams: second time you've said that tonight...you're gonna ruin my b1tchy reputation
Palina27: well, stop being nice to me and i'll stop saying it
ayahuascadreams: you masoch1st
Palina27: hit me baby
Palina27: one more time
Palina27: that no good. ugh.
ayahuascadreams: monkey want drive. damn.
Palina27: monkey bad driver.
ayahuascadreams: monkey perfectly good driver who doesn't know stuff on written exam.
Palina27: monkey need learn.
ayahuascadreams: monkey need medication and therapy.
ayahuascadreams: monkey need buy one of these stickers
Palina27: monkey need explaining of sticker
ayahuascadreams: "no bible thumpers"
Palina27: oh, christ.
ayahuascadreams: so what have you been doing, little sick girl? taking nasty medicines?
Palina27: just swallowing pills and sleeping
ayahuascadreams: not much out of the ordinary, then
Palina27: yeah, i guess not
ayahuasca dreams says:
i'm learning more than i wanted to know.
I says: what are you wearing?
I says: learning
I says: LEARNING
I says: what are you LEARNING??
kiss the baby, pogo says:
i wonder what jesus would be doing if he were around today.
a pain in your ass says:
he would be sucking my dick and liking it
kiss the baby, pogo says:
hee hee
kiss the baby, pogo says:
jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
a pain in your ass says:
he would be proclaiming his undying love and begging me to have sex with him
kiss the baby, pogo says:
i'm gonna step away from you in case of a freak lightning bolt now.
a pain in your ass says:
hee hee hee
a pain in your ass says:
jesus is my bitch
kiss the baby, pogo says:
the virgin mary is mine
a pain in your ass says:
you can have her, i don't go for that whole innocent routine
kiss the baby, pogo says:
mike does
a pain in your ass says:
i know
kiss the baby, pogo says:
but mike is a freak
a pain in your ass says:
and so am i
kiss the baby, pogo says:
and so am i
kiss the baby, pogo says:
merry little freaks are we
a pain in your ass says:
hee hee hee
kiss the baby, pogo says:
let's be elves.
a pain in your ass says:
ok
Dammit : it's mine, all mine, the fetus is mine
ayahuasca_dreams : i want some of the fetus, you should share
Dammit : nope, it's mine
Dammit : you flushed yours down the toilet, you can't have mine
ayahuasca_dreams : it's nice to share
ayahuasca_dreams : nuh uh
Dammit : yuh huh
ayahuasca_dreams : nuh uh
ayahuasca_dreams : i sold it at the garage sale
Dammit : well, you still got rid of it, and you're not getting mine now!
ayahuasca_dreams : fine, i'll get another.
Dammit : you do that.
ayahuasca_dreams : and i won't share with you.
Dammit : fine.
Palina27: marty and i say he's vash and i'm knives
ayahuascadreams: erin said i'm millie thompson and i threw an orange at her.
Palina27: ha ha ha ha.
ayahuascadreams: i think i'm knives and you're legato, though.
ayahuascadreams: knives thinks of himself as superior and wants the earth to himself. legato thinks of no one as superior and wants *everyone* to die, even himself.
Palina27: hmm.
Palina27: i think i'm going to have to use this as an excuse to watch the entire series over again
The Virgin Mary says:
hee hee. i can hear louis splashing in the bathtub and singing to tool.
indigo says:
hee hee!
indigo says:
that's so adorable.
indigo says:
he needs a rubber ducky.
ayahuascadreams: i just want some quiet.
Palina27: i want some death.
ayahuascadreams: same here.
ayahuascadreams: but i don't want some hell.
ayahuascadreams: and then she said some stuff about me going back to her house to lick her pussy until she screamed and begged, but that might have just been in my head.
Palina27: poor delusional wife of mine.
ayahuascadreams: i'm not delusional. i just like my little world better than the one everybody else lives in.
Palina27: i am insane.
Palina27: i am needing remedies.
ayahuascadreams: ditto.
Palina27: agh
ayahuascadreams: hga
Palina27: hulp mu
Palina27: halp ma
ayahuascadreams: kuh muh
Palina27: holp mo
Palina27: hilp mi
ayahuascadreams: kuh muh
Palina27: help me!
ayahuascadreams: apples and bananas?
Palina27: hee hee hee hee hee
Palina27: jesus
Palina27: i don't want to be left alone all day
Palina27: i'll go peculiar
ayahuascadreams: apples and bananas and jesus-- the perfect holiday gift!
ayahuascadreams: you're already peculiar.
Palina27: ugh.
ayahuascadreams: i think we're all schizophrenic. just in very, very different ways.
Palina27: i don't wanna be schizophrenic.
ayahuascadreams: okay.
ayahuascadreams: *turns you into a cupcake instead*
Palina27: yay!
Palina27: marijuana cupcakes!
ayahuascadreams: mmm....cupcake....*chases you*
Palina27: eeeeek! *runs*
ayahuascadreams: *tossing a fork at you like a javelin thingyhead* cupcaaaaake!
Palina27: you know, i think if i met me, i wouldn't believe that i'm not a pothead.
ayahuascadreams: i've known you for years now, i know you're not a pothead, and it's still sometimes hard to believe you're not a pothead.
Palina27: god. that's the most annoying mp3 in the world.
ayahuascadreams: i already asked my mom and she said she's been to washington once and at least when her generation went, they had the excuse of all being on lsd for actually believing they'd stop the war.
ayahuascadreams: what?
Palina27: the winnie the pooh theme in german.
ayahuascadreams: christ.
ayahuascadreams: the rubber ducky song in german set to techno isn't too good, either.
Palina27: i think when it comes to stuff in german, i'm gonig to have to stick to rammstein.
ayahuascadreams: and chicks on speed.
Palina27: and hitler speeches.
ayahuascadreams: i found some of those set to techno, too.
Palina27: we should assassinate the president. (chill out. i'm not going to kill the president.)
ayahuascadreams: no no no, caitlin. then cheney becomes president.
Palina27: agh.
Palina27: let's kill everyone.
ayahuascadreams: doesn't that defeat the purpose of not going to war?
Palina27: shit. let's kill everyone we want to kill.
Palina27: wait, that doesn't work either.
ayahuascadreams: okay. let's...um...shit. what would jesus do?
Palina27: get crucified for being a peace loving hippie.
ayahuascadreams: goddamn jesus.
Palina27: i think my brain fell asleep
ayahuascadreams: well, walk around on it until it wakes up.
Palina27: louis's brain and my brain are sleeping together
ayahuascadreams: are they using protection?
Palina27: no
Palina27: hopefully they'll make some baby brains and we can give them to people who don't have any
ayahuascadreams: but don't baby brains go in babies?
Palina27: no, they grow from brains sleeping together
Palina27: don't you know anything
ayahuascadreams: then where do babies' brains come from?
Palina27: they grow in babies
ayahuascadreams: oh. in their wombs:?
Palina27: no, in their brains
ayahuascadreams: i wouldn't like brains growing in my brains.
Palina27: aww, why not?
ayahuascadreams: because then they'd want to take over my brains!
Palina27: how do you know? what if they were little slave brains and they did whatever you told them to?
ayahuascadreams: even miniature slave brains dream at night of rebellion!
Palina27: but what if they don't because their brain isn't big enough?
ayahuascadreams: my brain hurts.
ayahuascadreams: louis is not a computer.
Palina27: how do you know
Palina27: you haven't seen his cyborg penis
ayahuascadreams: no, but now i want to.
Palina27: *bangs head against knee*
ayahuascadreams: *nails a pillow to your knee*
Palina27: owie!
Palina27: CVS won't let me dye my hair blue.
ayahuascadreams: how are they about your jewelry?
Palina27: i only wear my black jelly bracelets. and my earrings.
ayahuascadreams: ah.
Palina27: though i did wear candy jewelry and bunny ears on easter.
ayahuascadreams: but that's happy and fun.
ayahuascadreams: they can't outlaw happy fun.
Palina27: blue hair is happy and fun!
ayahuascadreams: no no no no! it is the first warning sign of godless ANARCHY!
Palina27: rrrrg
ayahuascadreams: but with us, godless anarchy would be quite happy and fun.
Palina27: i vote for godless anarchy
ayahuascadreams: me too. wait a minute. should we be voting on this?
Palina27: we should register to vote, and when the presidential elections come up, we should write in godless anarchy.
ayahuascadreams: we should. erin's desktop wallpaper is a picture of ash over the american flag: "vote smart. vote s-mart. klaatu, veratu, nicto"
Palina27: hee! yay!
Palina27: louis and i are very much enjoying fistful of boomstick, by the way
ayahuascadreams: i think peewee herman should be president and then the whole country could be a bigass fucked up playhouse.
Palina27: yes! i vote for fucked up playhouse!
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