little miss listless says:
mmmm...flesh
a pain in your ass says:
you carnivore
little miss listless says:
*can't reply cuz hands and mouth are full of meat*
little miss listless says:
muscle fibers are yummy!
a pain in your ass says:
um...yeah
a pain in your ass says:
what kind of dead animal are you eating?
little miss listless says:
cow
little miss listless says:
actually, right now i'm eating a potato
little miss listless says:
ah! my desk is purring at me
little miss listless says:
oh, wait, it's just banzai
a pain in your ass says:
freak
a pain in your ass says:
you are in a very different mood then you were beef whore
little miss listless says:
meat makes me feel better
little miss listless says:
so does whole milk
Palina27: my elbows have been hurting
Palina27: cuz i keep leaning on them
BigOrangePerson: well, stop that
Palina27: good idea
BigOrangePerson: i'm still disappointed that i never got to slice him up. i wonder if his blood will make my skin milky and soft
Palina27: milk would make your skin milky and soft.
BigOrangePerson: yeah, but blood might too. it's supposed to be the blood of virgins, but hey, it's worth a shot
Palina27: why the blood of virgins?
BigOrangePerson: i have no idea, ask the Countess of Bathory
Palina27: um...ok. where do i find her?
BigOrangePerson: um, she's kinda dead
BigOrangePerson: they sorta killed her for killing a whole bunch of virgins and bathing in their blood
BigOrangePerson: but i bet she had the best skin!
Palina27: *had* being the key word there
Dammit : i'm going to go do fucked up things to my face, i'll be right back
Fuh-Q : :(
Fuh-Q : i'm all alone
Fuh-Q : there's nobody here BESIIIIIIIIIIIIDE MEEEEEEEE
Fuh-Q : god
Fuh-Q paces around the chatroom
Fuh-Q : wow, i never realized there was so much *space* in here
Fuh-Q : and look at all the white
Fuh-Q : i could redecorate
Fuh-Q : it would be fun
Fuh-Q : i'm speaking with repetative sentence structure
Fuh-Q : i can't help it
Fuh-Q : fuck me! i hate this! goddamn stupid big empty fucking chatroom
Fuh-Q : you can suck my cock!
Fuh-Q : stupid blankness!
Fuh-Q : rah!
Fuh-Q : fucking take this you fucking chatroom bitch!
Fuh-Q beats the chatroom with the squeaky hammer o justice
Fuh-Q : fucking take it *squeaky*
Fuh-Q : TAKE IT *squeaky*
Fuh-Q : FUCKING TAKE IT, BITCH! *squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky*
Fuh-Q pants
Fuh-Q : and i still do not feel better
Fuh-Q sits down in empty chatroom
Fuh-Q : wow, i'm all alone in a big white space
Fuh-Q : at least there's color inside my head
Fuh-Q : albeit, it's mostly red and black, but hey, it's color
Fuh-Q : oh yeah, holly way to be fucking scary
Fuh-Q : well, i um,
Fuh-Q is cut off
Fuh-Q : oh what, *mockingly* oh, i only see red and black in *my* head, i'm sooo spooky! you're a fucking pussy and you know it!
Fuh-Q : i am not, i could kick *your* ass
Fuh-Q : no you couldn't, you're *me*, you dipshit!
Fuh-Q : what, you don't think i could take myself?
Fuh-Q : you're a fucking lunatic, i can't believe we're having this conversation!
Fuh-Q : you know, caitlin's probably sitting here, reading this, and not talking on purpose
Fuh-Q : you know, you're right!
Fuh-Q : goddamn her!
Fuh-Q : this is all her fault!
Fuh-Q : yeah!
Fuh-Q : well, we'll show here when she gets back
Fuh-Q : get out the...
Fuh-Q : *together* squeaky hammer o justice!
Fuh-Q : come on, caitlin!
Fuh-Q : yeah, come get some!
Fuh-Q : ok, who wants a little?
Fuh-Q : huh?
Fuh-Q : oh, you know, the evil dead thing
Fuh-Q : nonono, i was just saying "huh" as the next part of the thing
Fuh-Q : oh, fuck.
Fuh-Q : yeah, you fucked it up
Fuh-Q : well, it probably wasn't right anyway
Fuh-Q : that is not the fucking point!
Fuh-Q : goddamn you, take this *squeaky*
Fuh-Q : yeah, i don't have to put up with that! *squeaky squeaky squeaky*
Fuh-Q : begins to fight with herself. the fight gets progressively bloodier as both sides of her mind take out their anger on each other. limbs go flying, ect ect ect
Fuh-Q : you dipshit! you fucking forgot to hit ctrl a again!
Fuh-Q : look, i'm sorry! i was focusing on content!
Fuh-Q : yeah, well now we gotta pick up our fucking limbs, sew them the fuck back on, and start all over again, and it's all your fault, because *YOU* didn't hit ctrl a! thanks a lot
Fuh-Q : hey, i said i was sorry, what more do you want???
Fuh-Q : i want to fucking tear you up!
Fuh-Q begins to fight with herself again. the fight gets progressively bloodier (again) as both sides of her mind take out their anger on each other. limbs go flying, ect ect ect, and finally the side that didn't hit ctrl a, like they were supposed to, falls
Fuh-Q : ha! i fucking hit fucking ctrl a this time, asshole
Fuh-Q : yeah, but i beat the shit out of you!
Fuh-Q : so?
Fuh-Q : so?
Fuh-Q : so?
Fuh-Q : SO?
Fuh-Q : SO??
Fuh-Q : SO your fucking self!
Fuh-Q : you!
Fuh-Q : YOU!
Fuh-Q : YOU!!!
Fuh-Q : YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuh-Q : YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuh-Q smirks
Fuh-Q : thou.
Fuh-Q : oh you bitch, THOU!
Fuh-Q : THOU!!!
Fuh-Q : THOOOOOU!!!!!!!
Fuh-Q : that's it, i've had it with you!
Fuh-Q : yeah, well i've had it with you too!
Fuh-Q : fuck you!
Fuh-Q : you!
Fuh-Q : oh no, i don't care that much. i'll be back when i fucking feel like it!
Fuh-Q : fine, that doesn't mean I have to stick around by myself, i'm leaving too!
Fuh-Q : fine!
Fuh-Q : FINE!
Fuh-Q : FINE!
Fuh-Q : FI--oh fuck it
Fuh-Q walks off to return when caitlin returns, both of them
Fuh-Q walks of smirking because she hit ctrl a, like she was supposed to
Fuh-Q smacks the one who hit ctrl a, the goddamn uppity bitch
Fuh-Q is away.
Fuh-Q has returned.
Fuh-Q : well, i'm back
Fuh-Q : so am i
Fuh-Q : sits and stares at the other Fuh-Q
Fuh-Q : you did it again!
Fuh-Q hits herself
Fuh-Q : goddammit!
Fuh-Q : serves you right, you stupid bitch!
Fuh-Q : yeah, well fuck you!
Fuh-Q : oh, i am not starting that again
Fuh-Q : fine
Fuh-Q : stop it!
Fuh-Q : you!
Dammit has returned.
Dammit : what's going on in here?
Fuh-Q : no, if you think i'm rising to your bait you are sadly mistaken
Fuh-Q : well, fuck you!
Fuh-Q : no!
Dammit : um...
Fuh-Q : huh? oh sorry
Fuh-Q pulls herself together
Dammit : you're being like me, aren't you?!
Fuh-Q : um, yeah
The Virgin Mary says: jesus christ!
BigOrangePerson: argh!
Jesus Christ says: holy mother of god!
BigOrangePerson: i must spend the night at your house!
BigOrangePerson: i must put you in weird makeup and clothing!
BigOrangePerson: i must photograph you!
Palina27: god. i need therapy.
BigOrangePerson: me too
Palina27: and i need more meds, or meds that work, or something
Palina27: nothing is fucking working
BigOrangePerson: i'm sorry
BigOrangePerson: let's go on a killing spree
Palina27: okay
Palina27: did you see my high mortality rate in the police force?
Palina27: i shouldn't be proud of that.
Palina27: my brother just told me the boogyman is going to kill me and eat my face because i don't know how many dreadlocks i have.
BigOrangePerson: your brother is weird
Palina27: yeah
BigOrangePerson: how many dreadlocks *do* you have?
Palina27: i don't know. i guess the boogyman is going to kill me and eat my face.
BigOrangePerson: i'm sure the boogyman wouldn't be so petty
