neko-kun says:
I'm gonna destroy this campus wanna help?
The Virgin Mary says:
okay
The Virgin Mary says:
how we gonna do it?
neko-kun says:
um.... fire and brimstone?
The Virgin Mary says:
hee hee
neko-kun says:
how about tar and .... lots of boiling oil?
The Virgin Mary says:
sounds good
The Virgin Mary says:
i can always count on you to be creative
neko-kun says:
*beams*
neko-kun says:
oh oh oh! how about if we tie them up in grotesque sexual positions and then dump them into large vats of beer and watch them drown!
The Virgin Mary says:
ha ha ha
The Virgin Mary says:
awesome
neko-kun says:
we could just take over Budwieser and invite anyone and everyone to a huge ass keg party
neko-kun says:
get em all in one swoop
The Virgin Mary says:
the funny thing is they'll all come to us willingly if there's beer
neko-kun says:
yeah!
neko-kun says:
of course we will probably have to screen some out because we might know them and decide they need rehiabilitation instead.... Or if there are any cute guys we want to keep as sex slaves
neko-kun says:
Violate them in any way, stick eggbeaters up their asses every once in a while!
neko-kun says:
*cackle*
The Virgin Mary says:
you gotta keep some homophobic preppy bitches for me too
neko-kun says:
what would you do to the homophobic girls?
The Virgin Mary says:
scream at them, break them down, rape them and make them like it
neko-kun says:
and then of course once they like it kill them?
The Virgin Mary says:
yup
The Virgin Mary says:
crucify all the christians
neko-kun says:
well not all of them, just the stupid fanatic ones. the ohters will get a bad enough death in the beer
neko-kun says:
though you gotta send one nail through the genitals when you crucify them
The Virgin Mary says:
and we have to gather all the people that were mean to me during school, and somehow chemically send them all into major depressive episodes
neko-kun says:
I'm sure we could do that. They can make medicine to take care of those feelings so...
The Virgin Mary says:
where are we going to do all this?
neko-kun says:
um... at the beer place?
The Virgin Mary says:
i keep envisioning a huge dungeon, but i don't have access to anywhere like that
neko-kun says:
which will conviently have a teleporter type secret passage to my secret lair that I will steal from Dr. Suess?
the way forward is sometimes the way back
