There was a nameless superhero chick with really big boobs who was really strong. She was doing a whole bunch of training exercises in her spandex uniform, which changed occaisionally from being black and cool to colorful, clashing and stupid looking. She was doing some weird thing on high wires above her village, when some kind of virus started attacking the villagers. There was some kind of sticker she stuck on most of the villagers, and the ones who had become infected by the virus she had to kill. They were walking around like regular people so the villagers didn't know who was infected, only she did, because she was really smart. She killed them by throwing a sharp, flat disc that cut off their heads. (I haven't been watching Sailor Moon lately, maybe my subconcious misses it.) Anyway this part is really vague but I think she missed a couple times and the woman she was aiming at started going after her.
I'm not sure how she got away, but it had something to do with some kind of aircraft. It was really colorful and funny looking. She (the heroin) had a sidekick of some sort who was male; she told him to meet her at some broken down store after she lost the angry woman, who also had an aircraft and was chasing her.
Well she lost her, and met her sidekick, and the woman came back, she had become a supervillain and had a supervillain aircraft. So the superhero got a new, big aircraft, completey demolishing the building she had landed on, and they started another more intense chase. Something happended having to do with landing on top of Blockbuster, demolishing it, and redecorating a really dark restaurant. Really vague.
Anyway I guess they lost her again, and landed on another building with big glowing circular things that somehow helped protect them. Then the supervillain was just a woman again and was desperately climbing up the side of the building in search of something she really needed, but alas, she could not get it. The superhero forced her to commit suicide by making her eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a hot dog bun (this was louis's fault) and that was the end of her.
BUT NO, THIS IS NOT THE END, WE MUST TORTURE CAITLIN WITH MORE UTTER CONFUSION!!! A really big teddy bear came up out of the roof of the building and started shooting at our big boobed hero. To avoid this she entered the building. Bad move. Inside she found a rich old man sitting in an ovular white chair accompanied by bodyguards. New villain! He started bitching at her about when they were on the high school football team together and everyone loved her because she was big and strong, but he was a wuss. He displayed charts concerning her importance and popularity, and then his guards attacked her.
The rest was really confusing and had to do with her running away from the old guy and his fancy, expensive machinery, his bodyguards, and his gigantic teddy bear. It became a movie somewhere along the line and I rewound it several times, only back to the point where the one lady had to eat the sandwich. It changed a little each time. I woke up slightly aggravated.
