1-Yo mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
2-Yo mama's so skinny she can hula-hoop a cheerio!
3-Yo mama's so fat, we had to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through!
4-Yo mama's so fat, she ordered a "my-size meal" at McDonald's and they gave her a dinosaur!
5-Yo mama's so poor, I came to your house and stepped on a Hot Wheels car and yo mama said, "Don't step on the family car!"
6-Yo mama's so poor, a man threw a cigarette into your house and yo mama said, "Clap ya hands! Stomp ya feet! Thank the Lord cause we got heat!!"
7-Yo mama's so poor, I went into your house to use the bathroom and she said,"Third bucket on the left!"
