1-You might be a redneck if your house has more wheels than your car!
2-You might be a redneck if your mom broke her leg coon-hunting!
3-You might be a redneck if your school bus has tobbacco stains down the side, and that's only the elementary!
4-You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse!
5-You might be a redneck if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you bring your own!
