Things To Ponder

1-Why do they have interstates in Hawaii?

2-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

3-If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

4-If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

5-If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean that Congress is the opposite of progress?

6-If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

7-What do they under hair color on the driver's license of a bald guy?

8-Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

9-If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on the doors?

10-Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer when you can't drink and drive?

11-Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon?

12-What do chickens think we taste like?

13-What do people in China call their good plates?

14-Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations are prohibited?

15-Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

16-Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

17-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

18-When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it?

19-Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

20-Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

21-What do you call a male ladybug?

22-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

23-Why are ther flotation devices in the seats of airplanes instead of parachutes?

24-How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

25-You know those indestructable black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

26-If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

27-If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

28-What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

29-why is it that when you transport something by car, it is shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

30-If flying is so safe, why do they call it the airport terminal?