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     "I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven."

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  • a very nice piece about growing up in a troubled childhood. Whether you like poetry or not, read this one.


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  • This is my favorite piece because I'm a dreamer and you should be too. Take a moment to enjoy this one. You'll like it, I promise!

The Dreamer

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  • If waking up is the toughest part of your day, as it is for me, then take a minute to read...

Starting Point

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  • Always thought that cats knew a little too much? Turns out they run their own Kingdom in Merlin's Adventure!

Merlin’s Kingdom

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  • What is Life and why are we here? As it turns out, a cat, named Merlin, of course, has all the answers. This one is a classic!

Merlin of the Avians

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  • Literacy is very important in a child's life and this is the role it played in mine. 

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

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  • Teachers today have almost as much influence over your kid as you do, but do they really care?


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College Application Essay

  • This is hilarious! You have to read this.

Funniest College Application Essay

Credit to:

Hugh Gallagher


  • Here's a couple of ideas, in free form, about marijuana laws in this country

New Age Discrimination

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