one of my fondest memories of state, was of going out
to eat with my team at a local chinese restraunt.after
a very yummy dinner, fortune cookies were passed out. 
so of course we opened them up, ate them,read the 
little slips of paper that had been hidden inside. i'm 
not sure who came up with it first, but it was soon 
discovered adding "in bed" made the fortunes much
more, ummm, interesting...

some real fortunes to amuse yourself with:


you will be fortunate in everything you put your hands on

people look up to you

you are a very flexible person

the wise man seeks wisdom, while the fool seeks pleasure

you are careful and meticulious

a secret adventure awaits you

you are very good at what you do

your eagerness will win over someones heart




know of funnier ones? email them too mauliekat@hotmail.com