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writegirl@altavista.com
Dear World-at-Large,
I make things up.
I have created a world called LuLuLand where I can be and do and continue.
I am alone.
Could you send me a man, just one man, but not any man? He should be kinda goofy like me and not expect too much of my hostessing abilities. A humor streak would be good, so we can laugh away all of the bullshit that life sends out. I would give him room, and he, this one man, would do the same for me. He can have a bunch of flaws, but it’s better if they are ones I can tolerate, and the same for me. It’s better if he thinks I am cute and stuff because he will love me more...I want to be the apple of his eye, forever, or at least a LOT of moments. Oh, and make him sex-hungry so I get to love him to death. But not TOO hairy, okay? It gets stuck in my teeth. And make him have a cool name. One that feels good in my mouth. Oh, nevermind on that part. I make up names for people all of the time.
He can be a scamp. I’m rather impish myself. And if he needs his ass kicked I can do it. I have plenty of duct tape. And he will know what form of reprimand I need.
I too want a child, one of us, that one man and me, well...a child, perhaps less than one, but definitely not more than one. One man, one woman, one child (try to make it a boy!) a force against the world.
World, could you send him to me or me to him kinda soon? I am getting weary and as of late, I seem to tire of entertaining for-some-other-girl men. They are charming, but...
World...I’m ready if you are.
LuLu
P.S. I need one that I can experiment on...with food, and sex, and art. I have an idea about casting body parts! My garlic penne has nearly reached perfection! Sex? OMG, YES!!!
P.P.S. Just recently a man, a very good man, said that if he could take my disease, he would. “You can’t handle it, but I could.” Isn’t that just the most intense lovetalk you ever heard? So, please World, don’t let me pass up someone that I don’t yet know is THE ONE. Okay? I can’t always see the beauty of the Grand Canyon even when I am standing right on the rim.
Thanx again,
LuLu