A note from the Queen of the Lost Woods, Lady Dahmer, directed to the internet trolls;

Certain people seem to have trouble grasping the fact that I know Guido very well... so in order to put an end to any doubts I decided to post a little note from G himself.

GUIDO
.: The Famous One :.
Posts: 155
From: USA
Registered: Oct 2002
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 09:41:12 AM

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I havent been to SKC in months, not even to lurk. To many bald headed idiots there. And your observation was correct. I am NOT "Janna Hanna." Not my style. Good Guess.

I rest my case.

If further doubts occurr, I suggest you visit XD5 and ask him yourself.

*takes a bow*

*coughs*

*waves middle finger*

 


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PROFILE OF 'JAN HANNA'- written by ms. Jazz;

BTW, its been a pleasure seeing you all again, yes even rig and so on. Theres something territorial about SKC. We are a gang, like in west side story or something. I am fond of the group... I had a good laugh on LD's site. I see she has a stalker. This stalker appears to be grasping at straws in attempt to ruffle LD's feathers, however, LD cant be ruffled.

This person is most likely fat and unattractive. Their constant jabs at LD's pysical appearence lead me to believe this. I also suspect that they have an awful lot of time on their hands. Which means "jobless!"

I also see frequent references to ld's mental state. Its obvious that internet trolls often post a reflection of themselves. My guess? Type two maniac depression, which leaves the individul incapacitaed, unable to socialize or work.

However, many nutters do have a good sense of humor. I do enjoy the frequent remarks about " clogging." It is even funnier that they do not "clog in sweden, but in Holland. Leaving me with the impression that the stalker is uneducated as well.

I thought it was guilty as sin, untill I reflected on that chicks complete lack of humor.

So, this is an ulgy, mentally and educationally challenged,american red-neck,loser whom Im paying to keep in existence with my tax dollars, that daddy has given a computer to spend her long useless, unemployed daze stalking LD.

move over, ressler..


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Well said ms. Jazz.

Since my last time here I see Ive gotten myself a new adoring fan--- and can you believe it; she/he's even stupider than my dear Jan. (noone can take your place hun, dont worry *wink*)

 

 

Its time to introduce 'Observer in the woods';

How could you not know Janna Hanna is Guido? Shit yer dumb. The man haunted and verbally bitchslapped you for years yet you can't see it's him? Actually dumb doesn't begin to describe you if you haven't picked up on this one yet, and that goes for all the other lookie looks here. "Duh, who do you think it is?" "Duh, I dunno know!" " How bout you?" "Duh, I dunno know either. Let's run their IP and see. Well, that didn't do much good." "I know, let's just ask em?" DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Wake up! ROTFLMFAO at you! For christ sake. If you had brains, you'd be dangerous!

LD: Guido huh? excuse me a second........................................................ WAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA *faint* *thud*

I really have no comment to give at this point, but just for the record (to those who wonders why I never accused the G-man) --- G is a very very troubled *cough* man, but from knowing him and seeing him work for the past three years or so, I know that this is not something he'd waste his time on. Oh-- I do know he still lurks around--- but sending me notes? naaah. And if he were?

My dear 'observer', you seem to know about our beloved G, and if that is so-- then YOU should recognise his writing style, his language and most importantly--- he'd NEVER be as 'nice' as ms. Hanna. (oh--- and say what you want bout G- but at least the man can spell. *no offence sweety pie*

Get to know your enemy- thats always been my motto.

Hey Lori..........you said:I need some advice, I am friends with and care for Jeremy Strohmeyer. I've been doing a livejournal.com and have been under attack because of my friendship with him. I also talked about other things and people just kept it up. I too, write to men in prison. What should I do??? I like your site. my user is lorixx, you can see the abuse I've been getting. Most of it I deleted. I say: So in otherwords you are a fat chick with no friends or prospect of friends/or men in the real world. Didn't daddy hug you enough or did he hug you too much (*wink, wink, knudge, knudge*). Try online dating, or better yet, get yer fat ass up off the computer chair and join the human race in the FREE WORLD, you moron! Oh, and don't forget to include stamps and m/o for canteen in those prison letters. Fucking loser chick from hell. Crawl back under that pile of sludge you came from, you stink!

LD: Jan- is that you sweety? or one of your personalities? Are you playing jokes on me you big lug!??!!!

If not---- get your own personality-- only Jan can smell her way over here. Or get a hobby instead of harrassing other visitors at my place-- follow your own advice.

oh and 'knudge' is spelled N U D G E. Just so you know.


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The latest Entry - Wednesday 04/16/2003 7:02:14am
Name: jan hanna
How did you find my Site? got it off the bathroom wall
Favourite Killer: sars City/Country: good ol" ass kickin U.S.A
Comments: hey ya crazy bitch where the hell are ya? couldnt scrape up enuff coin to pay for your internet payment or what.youll just have to keep going down to the library and use theyres for free i guess, you and every other lowlife bag lady. c"mon natty , get yer shit together fer chrissake.ive been sooooo looking forward to resuming my god given talents to verbally beat the dogshit outta you once again.i miss it, bet you do too huh? hurry back natty, im waiting. :)


**** This note came right after by someone who calls herself "Lady D's Guardian Angel/Devil" (I have a clue who wrote it ;) but I aint sharing my suspicions) I thought it was hilarious, and kinda fun to see that others' getting involved in this drama soap;

Comments: Hey Nut- Are you salted or roasted? Stop! Please! You are killing me! NOT! Just what is the purpose of these lame assed post? Ignorance is bliss I suppose. And I DO believe you are someone that knows all about Lady D., and who she is, ect. Jealousy doesn't suit ya. Green just isn't your color. Don't quit your day job. And invest in a dictionary. At least spell correctly when you are trying to bash someone. It just takes something away from it when you can't spell. *wink* Damn!

*rolls eyes*
*sticks out tongue*
*waves middle finger*

Have a nice day, and try not to be so anal! Gee Whiz, get over it. Get therapy. Get a life.

LD: I guess that saves me from any comments this time--- the above says it all. heh. ;)


 


Sunday 03/16/2003 3:05:05pm

Name: jan
How did you find my Site? typed in BIG NOSE, came right up
Favourite Killer robert blake

Comments: anybody seen this CRAZY bitch latley? natty, come out, come out where ever you are.... im startig to worry because she hasnt posted anything about herself in over a month and knowing what an ego maniac she is i think something STINKS ( and i dont mean her sister either) i have a few hunches on what has happened to our poor lil natty. A.) shes rolled up in a rug laying in a ditch on the side of the road somewhere. B.) she found a boyfriend and doesnt have time for this nonsence page any more. C.) shes back in the nut house again. if any one has seen her please contact this website a.s.a.p here is a breif description of the victim. extremley large protruding nose, buck teeth, long stringy black hair, speaks w/ a speach impediment, likes to tell all who will listen how bee-yooo-tiful she is so just play along and call the authorities immediatly.is considered dangerous. may be traveling w/ an accomplise that goes by the name of stinky. that is all.

LD: .....sorry. I was abducted by aliens. One of them asked for a date -- but I said Id think about it. Interracial relationships can be tough.


Sunday 02/09/2003 4:34:28pm

Name: jan
How did you find my Site? typed in OVERBITE, came right up.
City/Country: good ol usa
Comments: hey natty baby, okay heres the deal, after giving much thought regarding your fan mail page ive come up with the ULTIMATE title for this new update to your page because as always, you lack creativity and insight. instead of calling it fan mail, you should rename it, are ya ready for this, "JAN MAIL" i know, i know, i am sooooo witty, its just a gift i guess.which is the reason why i have my own spot here right?

LD: Wow, Im impressed...............but nah.

im like a gift from heaven here at the old SNORE FEST right? this could be big natty, BIG. being as how you cant stop talking about yourself and my special flair for ripping you apart, who knows how far this could go. hell, in a few years th whole WORLD will point there finger at you and say, oh, YOUR natty, instead of just the folks in your home town. i think we compliment each other , kinda like laurel and hardy, you being the FAT one of course.

LD: I feel so special.

Friday 02/07/2003 2:00:23am

Name: jan
How did you find my Site? typed in BORING, came right up.
Comments: hi fatty, er i mean natty, hows it hangin? so your not in an insane asylum after all huh? either that or you chewed through the restraining straps an escaped.and from the looks of those BIG BUCK TEETH of yours id imagine you had no problems. hell, i bet you probably tunneled your way out all the way home, kinda like a beaver LMFAO!!! i LOVE your new fan mail page wise choice to give me my proper acknowledgemets,( wipe tears from eyes) seeing as how its the only thing worth reading around here. i have a suggestion though. instead of FAN MAIL page, you should really call it JANS PAGE, seeing as how you and i are the only ones who come here, other than the guy from canada who wants to dump a load on you and stinky :) i could send you my picture , im 19 and A KNOCK OUT BY THE WAY, so im sure that would never happen.you being old and all would feel threatened. but let me know if theres anything i can add to make this website SOMEWHAT interesting. "kay? see ya....

LD: I think I speak for all of America/Europe when I say: What?

Wednesday 02/05/2003 3:30:42am;

some one stole my bed.....WWWWHAT? are you living in a homeless shelter my dear.no bed, no computer, no job, always drunk, yeah, i sooooo wanna be like you! NOT! (sarcastic smirk) so in reading your latest entry into your journal, your also, on top of every other mental defect known to mankind, a lesbian too huh?

LD: Yeah, I'm ashamed to admit it, but I gave over to sapphic passion one night. I drove into the city, put down a few and met a girl named Ingrid. She convinced me to go home with her, and well, enough about that.... So sorry cupcake, I already have a date on Valentines Day. But youll do what you always do on these special love holidays--- sit in your trailor, eating dogfood out of a can. hey, Who knows- Maybe Billy-Bob will come for a visit?

poor poor natty (giggle/snort) have you ever thought of jumping off your balconey? careful though, so you dont land on any SHILL-DREN down below, aaahahahaa. but in all honesty natty, if i were you, id OFF myself too. i mean ,what do you have to live for anyway? your off in your own little fantasy land and now thats gone because you dont have a computer( or a bed, or a job aaahahahaha) JUMP NATTY, JUMP. :)

LD: That's a terrific idea. I think anyone who run in to any obsticles in their lives/or hate something bout their life should kill themselves. Then Richard Simmons can have the planet to himself.

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Name: JAN HANNA

How did you find my Site? followed the smell

Favourite Killer: george w. bush

City/Country: usa

Comments: oh look at me everyone, im such an egomaniac i think ill create my own shrine to myself. ill put pictures of myselfin it, ill make a journal so everyone can see my follow my fabulous life and all the great things i accomplish. ill have interviews with myself, short video clips of myself and my freakazoid sister, my god, ive seen people stuck on them selves but you are by far the ultimate egomaniac.and just in case this doesnt get me any attention, ill name myself after some sick motherfucker like dahmer who killed, butchered, torchered and devoured inoccent young boys.what you need my dear is some heavy duty counciling, and not just one doctor, you have enough problems to have a team of doctors working around the clock. didnt father pay enough attention to you growing up? the only thing missing here is, you should try selling autographed 8x10 pictures of yourself, maybe they could have a parade in your honor, i dont see why not your a celebrity.maybe you should write your autobiography and sell in on line here. how sad, how very, very sad.

LD: GAS? Is that you? Long time no see!! lmao. I see youre STILL obsessed by me. That is sad... but funny. Makes me a goddess in YOUR lives. lol. Try getting a hobby... or a life. This obsession of me and my life is unhealthy... just food for thoughts. oh... and of COURSE Im an egomaniac.. isnt that what satanism is about? ;) heh. Im highly narcissistic and you know what... YOU people make me that since Im obviously such an important part of YOUR lives. Autographed photos-- oh, why didnt you say soooo!!!! I KNOW you want one, just e me and Ill send you one. *sarcasm* Take Care now-- dont be a stranger.. oh thats right, you were banned from SKC. I guess I wont be seeing you after all then.


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Comments: im so glad you didnt block me out. dont be mad lady dahmer,just trying to give you some constructive critisim, and believe me when i tell you, we can all use some, i appreciate the critisism you give to me and others.as for me being obsessed with you, there goes that ego thing again.in reality my friends and i just found your site after school one day an now we just cant help coming back to show our other friends. its kinda like a bad car wreck, you dont wanna look but you just cant help yourself, know what i mean? we think you are kinda pretty, way better looking than your sister MORTICIA, yikes shes just flat assed scary.is she your natural sister, we dont believe so because she has a big round face, like a frying pan. so i read here that you USE to have a lot of problems huh? mental problems? im so glad your normal now. you seem to do a lot of drinking, were concerned.so anyway dont get so bent out of shape when we visit, my god.ive given some of my friends at school your web page to check out,oh by the way, my friend toby wants to know if your on any kinda medication. ttfn lady dahmer, we love you!!! :)

LD: *yawn* Now you bore me. Is this all you could come up with? Frankly, I expected a bit more creativity from you.


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lets see, by yor own admission your the one whos friends only consist of people on the intenet because you cant deal with people,you not only have a webpage devoted to dahmer, a sick fuck who killed young boys, but you also took his name, LADY DAHMER. you live with your freakazoid sister cuz obviously you cant handle the responsibilty of supporting yourself.and the first thing you talk of doing once you do get into your new place is to start painting the walls black, how old are you? poor landlord, he should have screened better. you talk about getting drunk every night, you talk about how you USE to have major problems ( news flash, you STILL have major mental problems my dear) and then yo have the nerve to say i / we have problems? pleeease.you area walking contradiction. and you have this huge ego thing , where i cant for the life of me understand where it comes from, not anything ive seen so far on this site. you show your insecurities every step of the way. as far as boring goes, have you read your own journal latley. if it wasnt for us, youd have nothing of intrest to say. i ate ice cream. i have the flu.i was late for work,blah, blah, blah. you seem thriled tha we come to your website and use it to boost your inflated ego. dont. we come her to show our friends this weirdos site and laugh at it. but you know what, its not funny anymore, now its just sad and creepy because when you really start to see you for who you are, which is a very disturbed indivdual,instead of laughing at you im finding myself feeling sorry for you. so with that LADY DAHMER ( how sad) all i can say is get some help a.s.a.p you truly need it cuz your one sick puppy. say hi to STINKY for us.

LD: wow-- you mustve thought about me a LOT to come to all these conclusions. I suggest you get a life my dear, this is not healthy. I dont care about your opinions - and yeah, you can bet your visits makes me thrilled. They mean you cant stop thinking about me and that Ive managed to get under your skin. You know-- I am not the one that continue to stalk YOU and Im not the one that continues to read a journal of someone I dont know. wow--- and you dont need help. think again my dear. as for ego? *shrug* I never said I wasnt narcissistic. lmao. I am. very much so. People give me a reason to be and that must eat you up from inside seeing someone satisfied with who they are. You cant stand girls with a good selfconfidence or you wouldnt get your panties in a bunch over me. It must suck being you. Really. as for black wallpapers. oh dear- you know nothing but fashion do you? lol! didnt think so either. Im pretty sure by now you live in a trailor. just as you said-- this isnt funny. Its just sad- very sad that you cant find anything better to do than stalk me and my friends for no other reason than the ones youve just stated. wow.


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How did you find my Site? typed in WEIRDO, came right up

Comments: yawn, your really quite boring you know. its been cold here in vermont, not much going on after school so wed amuse ourselves at you expence here but like i said it was funny at first but now we find it soooooo boring and its really starting to creep us out.this site is like visiting an insane assylum its just unbelievable people like you and your sister STINKY can be so fucked up in the head.so anyway, yawn, were through with you. you bore me now. buh-bye weirdo.....


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typed in STUPID WEB SITES came right up

Favourite Killer undercooked pork

City/Country: not sweden, thank god.

Comments: okay, i know we said we werent coming back here, but were SOOOOO glad we did after viewing your latest video.OMG, you look like a movie star! ( except for the big nose and the horse teeth) AND we noticed you cant speak correctly either. its not SHILL-DREN as you said it, its CHILDREN,okay say it w/ me CHILL-DREN. do you call CHINA, shy-nuh?aaaaahahaha. how bout CHILI, i bet you say SHILL-IE huh, or howz about if i wanted to CHOKE you, you would say SHHH-OKE. please, please, please make some more videos. maybe we shouldnt make fun, maybe you have a speach impediment, kinda like donald duck or scooby- doo. aaaaaaahahah. hey ,SHE ya Rater, i mean see ya later aaaaaaahahahah

LADY DAHMERS COMMENT: Of course... I KNEW you couldnt stay away for long. Im like crack baby, you might as well admit it- youre addicted. For one that sure as hell wouldnt be able to spell correctly even if your life depended on it, you sure have a lot of complaints. There there sweetie... *pat head* Ill be making a new video soon JUST FOR YOU. I know you can hardly wait. *sniff/Im sooo flattered* till then, here you go; My name isss Inga and I am from sveeden. Jaaa! Now say it with me; OBSESSION. see you soon then? right? ;)


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your gonna make a video just for ME? can i make a request? seeing you have a speech impediment, on the video can you say, SUZY SELLS SEA SHELLS AT THE SEA SHORE. it would be HILARIOUS! with all the spittin and slobberin goin on youll probably have to have stinky standing by with a bucket and mop.also maybe you can wear a pair of wooden shoes you people over there wear, and do a little dance, please make sure you have the ever present cigarette hanging outta your mouth,"kay? but dont wear that big fake nose on the new video like you wear in all the others, not very appealing. cant wait, buh-bye :)

LD: Course I LOOOOVE your vissisttsss here!!!!!! Didnt I tell you that already? And I know YOU love reading my comments bout you. Too bad you cant see just how pathetic it is to stalk someone the way you do. Seriously- dont you have better things to do? I mean- sure I know I am a very fascinating woman, but I dont think Im THAT interesting to keep coming back several times a day just to see what Im up to? no? Why keep tormenting yourself? Clearly you have a problem with strong beautiful women, which leads me to believe that you yourself wasnt around when God handed out good looks and intelligence. Dont be too sad though, I am sure you have other... uhh.. 'talents' to make up for the lack of whatever it is your missing... *cough* So... if I came with a boat? where the hell did you come from? I mean... I am a swede, which I think is a reasonable excuse for not speaking english perfectly (oh-- in case you DIDNT know- english is our second language over here in the United States of Europe) but you? Youre from USA- and STILL wouldnt be able to spell even if your life depended on it. I suggest you go buy a dictionary. You really really need it. Ah well.. I shouldnt be making fun of the uneducated/feebles.. but oh you are soooo easy. *smirk* Now dont stay away too long! Youre the number one freak attraction over here in my lost woods. You wouldnt wanna disapoint our regulars?! (((HUGZZZZ)))) Natty


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Name: #1 FAN {roll eyes, cough, gag}

How did you find my Site? typed in SPEECH IMPEDIMENT

Comments: SWEDEN, HOLLAND, SWITZERLAND, who gives a rats ass, same shit, just put the damn wooden shoes on and do a couple of steps for us.and for someone always in my ass about my spelling, check your last entry in your journal,theyres only two S"s in "visits" not seven, duh. {big smirk} and not only do you talk in broken english w/ a speech impediment, you write like you just got off the boat also, SO THERE! you seem to enjoy tremendously my visits here because you broadcast it every chance you get in your journal which i can understand because being that you only have internet friends, im sure it makes you feel like your someone and maybe in some sad way it makes you feel special, like i said before, we come here to see what kind of weird shit is going on here and you in turn take it as some one out there actually gives a shit, but then again, that all goes back to ego and low self esteem but i dont want to get into all that again {big sigh} just hurry with that new video or we wont come back here. what hapened to your computer at home, didnt make the payments and they took it back or maybe you didnt pay your electric bill? or MAYBE the landlord caught you painting the walls black and booted your ass out and your now living on the street? remember, wooden shoes, cigrette hangin outta your mouth and lots of talking "kay? see ya...


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Name: #1 fan {puh-leeeeze}

How did you find my Site? found it written on the bathroom wall

City/Country: SCHHHHH-VEDEN

Comments: SHILL (chill) out natty, your too damn sensitive. for some one who cant spell or talk worth a shit you sure can find errors in my posts cant ya , ya hey dare.:) did your parents have any SHILL-DREN that lived ya hey? please tell me your not planning on having any SHILL-DREN. thats not even funny there ya hey dare. cuz i picture your SHILL-DREN having long tails and eyes that move seperatly from each other with long tounges snapping at flys. ya know, instead of boring us with your bullshit, you could be making that damn video you promised us.maybe you could balance a beach ball on your big nose.aaahahah . no you couldnt do that, the cigarette would get in the way.oryou could fill your mouth with marbles and talk but that wouldnt be funny because thats the way you sound anyway:) maybe seeing as how you have those BIG BUCK TEETH, you could do a video where your eating corn on the cobb thru a picket fence aaaahahah, that would rule! so there ya go natty, im throwing out all these great ideas for you, pick one or two and run with it "kay.

LD: LOL!!!! You know-- If youre gonna try to insult me, at least TRY to pick something that I am sensitive about. My nose? lol!!! nah.. wont work. I like my nose. My teeth?? oh that is too funny. I know my teeth are GREAT seeing as I get complimented for them almost every day. Be a bit more creative next time sweetie. you disapoint me. Youve stooped to a childlike level and it is not even amusing anymore. *yawn*


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that girl said she wouldnt be able to sleep in the same ROOM with you? i wouldnt be able to sleep knowing you were in the same TOWN! you say you dont understand why people think your WEIRD cuz you dont look weird( yes you do ) or act weird ( yes you do ) im so glad that im not the only one that finds you to be a freak.so when people say " oh, your natty" obviously your the talk of the town, but then again you take any kind of attention you can get, be it bad or good because your starved for attention, hence the "lady dahmer" handle.poor natty, soooo misunderstood.( sniff, wipe tears from eyes) so it sounds from your journal that your a pretty easy target for strange guys when your liquored up huh? again, it all goes back to the need for attention or affection or what ever your lacking.you need help natty and surrounding yourself with a freaked out sister who thinks shes a vampire ( how old is she?) or these on line morons who correspond with serial killers are just adding to you problems. by your own admission, people you come in contact with think your scary,its not a compliment dumbass, go get some help a.s.a.p

LD: oh dear-- I think someone is jealous. there there, I still have time for you. as for attention? well, I think I get all the attention I need from YOU. lmao. no need to seek it out elsewhere. Other than that--- I think you need to work a bit on your selfasteem. Its not healthy being so jealous on me and my looks/attention/intelligence everything that is ME. It is pretty obvious that you want to be me. Now go- you bore me.


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hey weirdo, where the hell are ya? ill bet they finally locked her ass up, probably freaked out and shes laying in some state mental hospital right now. BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, IM BEAUTIFUL I TELL YOU, IM SOOO POPULAR...GET THE PADDLES READY NURSE, clear,zzzzzap!!!!! shes still alive doctor. take the cigarette outta her mouth this time and try again........ :)

LD: sumtimes when ass itchy, nurse come rub with soap. but not always, sumtime i wait sooo long i wait. til bleed a liddle. itchy right now burning. not let me rub with soap cuz i stabed nurse with spoon once, now hands tied. but better im getting, not want to kill as much, i bleed and itchy. juge say i lucky i slow, or me be put to lethel injektshon. pictures with chinawomans funny. type with straw in mouth. nurse not come today. one nurse i had chinawoman. but killed. lucky i slow. one time i pee on cat. ohh pill times, i go

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The notes 'Jan' sent my sister;


is it true that all european women stink? i hear you people are not big on hygene, or shaving legs or armpits.the few europeans women ive come in contact with truly have had big time body oder,man did they stink.also, you seem to have an exceptionally large head, your face is so round. it looks like a frying pan.is it a birth defect? so tell me mortica, do YOU stink, looking at your pictures i think that you might, with the stringy hair and all. well, thats about it, have a great day!


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so you THINK your all that and a bag of chips. all ive seen here is a weirdo boozed up bar skank biker slut.who isnt as attractive as she believes she is, although you and your goofy assed sister fancy yourselves to be some kind of hotties.in reality, all you two are is a couple of ego maniacs with sick minds living in some kind of fantasy world because your lives are so pathetic. and all i see are a couple of chubby little spoiled brats. keep writing these sick bastard serial killers and one day i hope they come calling and then well see how cool you think they are when theyre gutting you and your stupid ass sister up. GET A FUCKNG LIFE, losers.


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Name: jan, terri and janelle
you found my place....how? got the number off the bathroom wall
Comments: your MEAN morticia, we think your cool, in a psycotic kinda way. boy your sooo thin skinned. we agree w/ you 100% except for the fact that you say your beautiful, your not, okay.your not UGLY, ill give you that much but you have a head like one of those balLons in the thanksgiving day parade in new york, its HUGE! and like we said you have a face like a frying pan but thats cool. so dont be mad, we just found your site and think its very UNUSUAL thats ll, dont get yer shorts in a bunch.we like you MORTICIA.if you dont want us here anymore just say so and well leave, but we would like to get to know you better, get to know things about you like, can you buy a normal hat from a store or are they custom made? terri wants to know because she has a face like a frying pan too. we love you so chill out. your fans, jan, terri and j-nell


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HI STINKY, we love youuuuu. were not harrasing you, we think your the cats ass. c"mon, were just trying to get a rise outta you, your cool. boy, whats with you europeans, sooo paranoid and defensive. it is true that we heard that people in europe arent big on taking showers and kinda STINK. :) how many weeks do you wear the same clothes, socks, undies before you yourself cant take it anymore? we change everyday but we hear its like once a month for you guys over there.when you walk down the street do a lot of cats follow you?