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1. I can show you a real good time, babe--I'm a real animal at night! ::rowl::

2. Yeah, I'm a werewolf--you have a problem with that, come talk to me on the night of the full moon!

3. Wormtail--omae wo korosu! (for you, GW fans ^__~)

4. Sirius! One word: neutered!

5. Ugh! I hate studying!

6. Ugh! I hate teaching!

7. Ugh! I hate Snape!

8. Multiple personalities? Don't be silly!

9. I really love silver jewelry!

10. I find fangs... really seductive...

11. Werewolf pride!

12. What? Oh, I've never had any employment problems...

13. Oh, I never tell a lie!

14. Yes, I'm quite a fan of Duran Duran. Particularly their song, "Hungry Like the Wolf."

15. Self-mutilation? What makes you think I'd do that? ::sweatdrop::

16. Just shut up and kiss me, already!

1. Another 'F'?! I'd better study harder...

2. *gasp* The Grim! I'm going to diiiiiiiieee~!!!

3. Oh, sure thing, Lily. Allow me to help you steal my best friend away!

4. You know, we might get in trouble for doing that...

5. Madam Rosmerta--don't you know you're illegally serving alcoholic beverages to under-aged wizards?

6. You know, Severus, I just wanted to say... underneath it all, I really do like you.

7. Pe-HEE-ter, old boy, bygones will be bygones!

8. Sorry James, it's either your skin or mine, and I'm not going to take the fall!

9. Remus, this monthly PMS thing is getting out of hand. HOW many tubs of ice cream are you going to eat?!

10. Stop it! That's dangerous!

11. Well... I think I'm going to trade my bike in for a sensible family vehicle.

12. Azkaban... those were the good old days!

13. Peter--of all my friends, I...I think I like you the best!

14. So, Lily--why not dump that loser James and get with me?

15. I... I have been seduced by the Dark Side!

16. Harry... I am your father. ;P