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rrwildcat
Wouldn't it be cool if Kevin Smith was given sainthood, and was like, crowned the patron Saint of Comedy? And there could be a federal holiday for it called "St Kevin Smith's Day" Where, like fireworks, they legalize pot for ONE day, and we could all smoke it, then go harrass our favorite convienince store clerks, then go hang out at the mall and get philisopical about Star Wars. Wouldn't that be cool?
Jay
Isn't his ego fuckin' big enough? Fatass already thinks he's some kind of deity without you giving him a motherfuckin' sainthood.
Silent Bob
Jay
But I'm all about the pot and fireworks, man.
Jay
Just don't get them mixed up.
Cecil Adams
Incidentally, the patron saints of comedians and comediennes are St. Genesius, St. Lawrence, and St. Vitus.
Cecil Adams
Yeah, St. Vitus as in St. Vitus Dance. He's is also the patron saint of Czechoslovakia, which has nothing to do with anything, but I thought it was interesting.


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