| Michael | |
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How come I never get to be in natural disasters? Just because I'm in Texas doesn't mean I don't deserve even a .5 on the Richter scale once in a while. |
| Cecil Adams | |
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If I'm reading the chart right, Texas had a small but significant earthquake just last December. |
| Cecil Adams | |
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Plus, you have the Texas Fault Line cave. That was created by a massive earthquake about 30,000 years ago. |
| Michael | |
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Someday I'm moving to Washington. I'm going to work for Microsoft there in Redmond and be ruler of the world! |
| Evil Bill Gates Under Your Bed | |
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You and what army? |
| Michael | |
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And no, I don't need a Taskbar update! How can you stand those being on a Mac? |
| Mar | |
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What the hell are you talking about? |