| jmerbler | |
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Is it possable to explain where babies come from to a five year old using kangaroos? My brother wants to know where they come from, but he doesn't believe the whole stork story that my parents told him. |
| Cecil Adams | |
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I'm sure it's possible, but considering kangaroos aren't even mammals, I wouldn't advise it. |
| Dr. Drew | |
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The best way to handle this is to just answer his questions truthfully, being careful not to give too much information. |
| Adam Carolla | |
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Yeah, you can tell the kid about eggs and sperm, but you can leave out the oral sex and dildos. |
| Dr. Drew | |
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And the Dirty Sanchez? |
| Adam Carolla | |
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No, the kid needs to know about that. That should be the first thing he's told. |
| Dr. Drew | |
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I'm sure you could find a helpful book or video at the library. I recommend Peter Mayle's Where Did I Come From? |
| Adam Carolla | |
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Did you read that to your kids, Drew? |
| Dr. Drew | |
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Yes. |
| Adam Carolla | |
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What page did you get to before they started crying and ran out of the room? |
| Dr. Drew | |
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Uh... I think it was page 8. |
