Soreth growfs, "A man goes to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth."
Soreth growfs, "The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper place I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
Soreth growfs, "The man replies, "Well, about four months ago, my wife made asparagus with Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved the taste so much, I started putting it on everything. Could that be it?"
Soreth growfs, "The dentist nods and says, "Quite possibly.  Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, and that's corrosive.  I'll have to make you a new plate, but this time I'll use chrome."
Soreth growfs, "The man, puzzled, asks: "Why chrome?" To which the dentist replies:"
Soreth growfs, "It's simple. Didn't you know that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise?"

Snap hisses softly, "Oh, Bambi, that reminds me..."
Snap hisses softly, "Ya know, Mark Hamil - the guy who played Skywalker - he just loved oriental food - chinese, japanese, it didn't matter."
Snap hisses softly, "He'd go out to all these restaurants that served that stuff, but there was one problem."
Derecho nods vigorously, and a cowbell-like sound is heard.
Snap hisses softly, "He'd always ask for chopsticks. And he was terrible with chopsticks, and he'd always leave a huge mess."
Snap hisses softly, "Eventually, the waiters just started telling him "Just use the Forks, Luke" ;p"
Drakkina rolls her eyes
Snap hides

Soreth growfs, "All right. Down in Australia, there's a church called 'Our Lady of Mercy'"
Soreth growfs, "It's run by a bunch of nuns, and they sometimes get young, naive ladies who join up to become nuns."
Soreth growfs, "One of these particular nuns happened to find a young koala bear who had been struck by a car. Shocked as she was, she managed to transport it to the church, and into her quarters."
Soreth growfs, "Since she knew that koalas enjoyed Eucalyptus leaves, she started to make some tea for it, after she'd bandaged it up."
Soreth growfs, "Just as she was reaching for the strainer, however, she was halted by the Mother Superior, who walked in and admonished her..."
Soreth growfs, "Well, everyone KNOWS the Koala Tea of Mercy is never strained!"

.You hissypurr, "if I had a webpage, I'd photograph him and upload it.  But I don't know anything about writing html, and am scared to try."
Arcturax chirps, "its not that hard Bambi"
Arcturax chirps, "its easy"
Arcturax chirps, "you run ftp to pack the bits into the wire"
Arcturax chirps, "then you cut the modem cord off and put it in your mouth and blow really hard"
Bambi whips a pair of Fruit of the Loom undershorts on Arc and gives Arc a Bam Bam*TM wedgie!  :P~
Arcturax gah!
Ngarewyrd merphs, "what?!?!? so that is what I am doing wrong..."