"Crocodile Beach"

Fe! Fo! Fe! Fum!1 This is the beach to bare your bum!
Here the Inspectors never come!

Just a pointy hat? What a way to dress!
She must be the Manageress.

Has time stood still?
Who stalks the mangroves?

I thought this place would make you smile.
What do you mean? A crocodile?.

by Victor Barker