~Over 400,000 people a year are killed in drunk driving accidents.- "Dude, I'm gonna chill on your couch for a while, is that cool?"
~Smoker's are usually happy to share with their friends, "but you can't have my Bud Light!"
~Beer evaporates when you put it in your brownie mix.
~You can stash your sack in the glove compartment, but chanses are the cops are going to find that case under your seat.
~A smokers primary concern is "peace"; so is a drinker's, but its spelled differently.
~It takes at least a six-pack to get drunk, but only one joint to get high
Written By:Ben Burnsed
Last Updated: 10/2/01
