Primal Rage 99' (4/25/99)
[The cameras zoom to a zoo. Inside of a lion cage, the cameras go. The lion gives out a loud roar and the cameras zoom into his mouth. Out from the darkness of his mouth, the cameras are now in the Skyreach Centre in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada! The Primal Rage Theme plays in the background as fireworks, bomb, and lasers fill the Skyreach Centre!! They pan the crowd seeing the thousands of fans in attendance. Then they pan across the arena where all 4 rings are set up. Then they zoom above where a cell and a cage are hung. Then they pan to the announce table where Gary Dawson and Jim Wallace are sitting.]
GD: Welcome everyone to Primal Rage 99'!!! Tonight we have 5 matches for you, but all of them are action packed!
JW: You damn right! I am back in black and ready to go! Tonight we will have 3 Tag Team Title Tourny matches AND a US Title Match in a first ever Pit of Hell match!!
GD: But you can not forget about the MEGA Main Event!! A 4 ring Team Battle Royal. 4 teams of 6 men will have to work together! Because the winning team of this 4 ring Battle Royal will immediately fight it out in a Cage Battle Royal in the middle of the arena! Then the winner will get a World Title shot at the NEXT PPV in May!!
JW: Shut UP GD! My time to shine! Lets take it to Don Jones for our first match!!!
DJ: Our opening contest is set for one fall AND is a match in the Tag Team Title Tourny!! Introducing first...Here is the team of Lucifer and Beelbezub!!! And their opponents...Here is the team of Flash Flanagan and Eddie Gilbert!!!
["Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix plays over the PA as Flanagan and Gilbert enter the ring.]
GD: Flanagan and Lucifer get into a grapple, and Lucifer gets the upperhand. Side Headlock by Lucifer.
JW: Flanagan starts nailing Lucifer in the side with elbows. Lucifer lets go. Sidewalk Slam by Flanagan. Flanagan whips Lucifer against the ropes.
GD: Clothesline by Flanagan, but Lucifer doesn't go down. Another clothesline by Flanagan, but Lucifer still doesn't go down. Spinning Heel Kick by Flanagan. Lucifer catches him in mid-air and nails Flanagan with a PowerBomb! Cover...
One...
Two...
Thr... Eddie Gilbert jumps in the ring and breaks the pin...
JW: Beelzebub enters the ring and clotheslines Gilbert out. Beelzebub and Lucifer start double teaming Flanagan. They whip him against the ropes.
GD: Double clothesline by Beelzebub and Lucifer. Double Suplex. They pick him up and...DOUBLE POWERBOMB ON Flanagan!!! Cover...
One...
Gilbert tries to get in but Beelzebub blocks him... Two...
Three!!
DJ: Here are your winners...Lucifer and Beelbezub!!!
DJ: Our next contest is set for one fall AND is a match in the Tag Team Title Tourny!! Introducing first...Here is the team of Sandman and Big Daddy!!! And their opponents...Here is the team of Paladin and Big Poppa Pimp!!!
["Until It Sleeps" by Metallica plays over the PA as Pimp and Paladin make their into the ring.]
GD: Sandman and Pimp start it off. Clothesline by Sandman. DDT by Sandman. Sandman goes for a Suplex, but Pimp blocks it and he suplexes Sandman!
JW: Pimp tags in Paladin. Pimp and Paladin double team Sandman.
GD: Brainbuster by Paladin. Back Suplex by Paladin. Piledriver by Paladin. Paladin makes a cover, but Daddy breaks it up!
JW: Pimp comes in and fights with Daddy!
GD: The Salvation by Paladin on Sandman! Super Kick by Pimp on Big Daddy. Daddy falls to the outside! Pimp slings Sandman into the corner.
JW: Daddy grabs a chair on the outside!
GD: Pimp Strut by Pimp on Sandman! Pimp tries to make a cover, but he is not legal! The ref goes to put him back to his corner. Meanwhile Paladin puts Sandman on the top rope.
JW: Wait Big Daddy jumps on the apron and nails Paladin with the chair!! Then he pushes Sandman on top of Paladin, and throws the chair and gets into his corner!
GD: The ref turns around and makes the count! 1, 2, Pimp comes in, but Daddy stops him! 3!!!
DJ: Here are your winners...Big Daddy and Sandman!!!
DJ: Our next contest is set for one fall AND is a match in the Tag Team Title Tourny!! Introducing first...Here is the team of Marino Stirrvinski and Big Daddy Dick a.k.a. Sex Inc.!!! And their opponents...Here is the team of Jayzon Sanders and Lance Manyon!!!
[Fireworks shoot off and "On a Plain" by Nirvana plays as Jayzon Sanders, Lance Manyon make their way to the ring.]
GD: Jayzon Sanders and Marino Stirrvinski start things off. Stirrvinski catches Sanders offside as he was gloating to the crowd.
JW: DDT by Stirrvinski. Stirrvinski whips Sanders against the ropes and nails Sanders with a Big Boot to the face. Cover...
One...
Sanders kicks out...
GD: Low Blow by Sanders. Jawbreaker by Sanders. Sanders whips Stirrvinski against the ropes and nails him with a Cross Body Block. Sanders tags in Lance Manyon. They both start nailing on Stirrvinski with their boots. The referee breaks them up and sends Sanders back into his corner. Leg Drop by Manyon.
JW: Manyon picks Stirrvinski and sends him back down with a Savate Kick. Manyon gets to the Top Rope. Moonsault by Manyon. NO!!! Stirrvinski sticks his knees up and Manyon hits hard.
GD: Stirrvinski tags in Big Daddy Dick. BDD picks up Manyon and nails him with a Double Arm DDT. BDD whips Manyon against the ropes. Kick to the gut by BDD. BDD goes for a Piledriver but Manyon reverses it into a Back Body Drop. Manyon tags in Sanders. Manyon picks up BDD and holds him in place while Sanders gets to the Top Rope.
JW: Missile Dropkick from the top rope by Sanders on BDD!!! Sanders covers BDD...
One...
Stirrvinski tries to break the pin, but Manyon trips him up... Two...
Thr...BDD just gets his leg up on the ropes before the 3 count!!
GD: Sanders picks up BDD. Samaon Drop by Sanders. Elbow Drop by Sanders. Stirrvinski runs in the ring and nails Sanders from behind with a Spinning Heel Kick. Stirrvinski runs over and clotheslines Manyon out of the ring. BDD covers Sanders...
One...
Two...
Sanders gets his arm on the ropes...
JW: BDD picks up Sanders and whips him against the ropes. Forearm smash by BDD. BDD gets to the Top Rope. Manyon climbs back into the ring. Big Leg Drop from the top rope by BDD! NO!!!
GD: Manyon just pushed Sanders out of the way and BDD hit the mat hard!!! Stirrvinski runs in the ring and tries to Clothesline Manyon, but Manyon ducks under. Superkick by Manyon!!! BDD struggles up to his feet. Prime Time by Sanders!!! Sanders covers BDD...
One...
Two...
Three!!
DJ: Here are your winners...Lance Manyon and Jayzon Sanders!!!
JW: Sex Inc. get their first loss in this tourny while Manyon and Sanders get their first win!
DJ: Our next contest is under Pit of Hell rules AND it is for the US Championship!! Introducing first...Here is Gunslinger!!!
And his opponent...Here is Ray Willmott!!!
GD: Ladies and Gentlemen. This match is crazy, there's fire everywhere!
JW: And there is glass in the ring! And a cell hung above which has be lowered above the ring! And a ladder in the ring to climb up to the top of the cell through a hole! And there are weapons on the cell! And to win you have to hit the floor over the fire!!
GD: The match starts up. Gunslinger starts it up, sidekick by Gunslinger. Gunslinger with a facebuster right into the glass.
JW: Ray's face is bleeding, he grabs a chunk of the glass and cuts deep into Gunslingers leg, who screams in pain!
GD: Ray Willmott with a drop toe hold. Gunslinger grabs the ropes. Ray Willmott with a fireman's carry into the ropes. Gunslinger grabs his neck. Ray picks Gunslinger up, who drops Ray down with an eye gouge.
JW: Gunslinger climbs up the ladder and gets to the top, Ray Willmott follows him from behind, Ray gets to the top rung of the ladder, and Gunslinger swings a chair at Ray and connects to his head.
GD: Ray falls a couple of rungs and continues to climb. Gunslinger tries to shock him with a taser, but Ray reverses it and shocks Gunslinger with it, who is knocked out!!
JW: Ray whacks Gunslinger with a chair for good measure! Then he picks him up.
GD: The Crucifix by Willmott on the chair on the cell!!
JW: Wait part of the roof of the cell has fallen through! Gunslinger is barely hanging on to the part of the broken cell!
GD: Willmott helps him back on the top, but Willmott gives Gunslinger another Crucifix for his troubles!! Willmott then starts to climb down. Willmott jumps over the fire and lands on the floor! Willmott wins!!
JW: What a match! Both of these men have to come back in 10 minutes for the BIG Primal Rage Battle Royal!!
GD: Lets give the crew time to set up for this next match! So lets go to this promo!
[Out of RAGE comes Law & Order! Come see who is Above the Law on May 30! Live and only on Pay-Per-View the FWA presents Above The Law 99'!!]
JW: We are just about set now! Lets go to the ring!
DJ: Our next contest is the Primal Rage Battle Royal!!! Lets introduce the teams!! Team #1...Here is Marino Stirrvinski, Beelbezub, Iceberg, Eddie Gilbert, Paladin, and AFI!!! Team #2...Here is Lo Wang, Lucifer, Redman, Ray Willmott, Lost Soul, and Cid Sepheroth!!! Team #3...Here is Jayzon Sanders, Gunslinger, Big Poppa Pimp, Kid Ego, Lance Manyon, and Tanaka!!! Team #4...Here is Dark Angel, Big Daddy, Kevin Cruz, Black Dragon, Big Daddy Dick, and Malice!!!
GD: Two interesting notes I should say is that Dark Angel DID NOT show up, and Lo Wang did not show up! They were called, but they have not shown up yet. So lets take a look at who is in what ring. In ring #1 we have Beelbezub, Lost Soul, Jayzon Sanders, Black Dragon, Big Daddy, and Gunslinger!!
JW: In ring #2 we have Marino Stirrvinski, Kid Ego, Kevin Cruz, AFI, and Big Daddy Dick!!
GD: In ring #3 we have Iceberg, Lucifer, Big Poppa Pimp, Malice, Cid Sepheroth, and Paladin!!
JW: And in ring #4 we have Eddie Gilbert, Ray Willmott, Redman, Lance Manyon, and Tanaka!!
GD: Well the bell rings and here we go! Wait Tanaka go right into the safety zone in the middle. He can's be thrown out there, but he can only be there for 2 minutes!
JW: That leaves 4 people in ring #4 since Dark Angel is not here! But Tanaka is not out yet!
GD: Wait Big Daddy jumps in the safety zone and fights with Tanaka! In ring #4 Redman is the first one out!
JW: Wait in ring #3 Malice is thrown out! Wait AFI ring ring #2 gets tossed by Ego!
GD: Wait Cruz clotheslines Dick out in ring #2! Stirrvinski charges at Cruz, but he ducks and throws Stirrvinski out! Cruz has thrown out Sex Inc.!
JW: That leaves only 2 men in ring #2 , since Wang is nowhere to be seen!
GD: Willmott clotheslines Gilbert outside of ring #4! That leaves 2 in that ring since Angel has not shown up and Tanaka is in the safety zone!
JW: Meanwhile Gunslinger gets tossed from ring #1!!
GD: The 2 minutes are up and Big Daddy and Tanaka gets back in their rings! Wait Tanaka jumps right back in there! Wait!
JW: Suddenly, the lights go out and an eerie white glow fills the arena as the church bells start to ring!
GD: Dark Angel walks out from behind the curtains, and walks to the top of the ramp. But, instead of walking down to the ring, he stops at the top of the ramp and just stares down to the ring!
JW: In ring #2 Iceberg and Lucifer have teamed up, and they eliminate both Paladin and Big Poppa Pimp with a double clothesline!!
GD: Wait Lo Wang comes up from the ring and jumps into the ring #2 and chokes out Cid with barbwire chains! Wang drags Cid outside the ring! Wang and Cid are both gone! Wang takes off his International Man of Hardcore T-shirt and leaves!
JW: Meanwhile Sanders has jumped in the safety zone and is fighting his own teammate Tanaka!!
GD: In ring #1 Dragon and Soul are fighting near the ropes and Daddy dumps both over!! That leaves Big Daddy and Beelbezub in that ring!
JW: Lets give a team count here. Beelbezub and Iceberg are left for Team #1! Lucifer and Willmott remain for Team #2! While 4 men are left for Team #3! And 2 men are left for Team #4!
GD: There is 2 men in each ring with 2 men in the safety zone! Cruz ducks a Ego charging in and sends him out! Cruz wins ring #2!
JW: Wait in ring #1 Daddy hits a Big Boot to Beelbezub and sends him outside! Wait Beelbezub reaches up and grabs Big Daddy and drags him over the top!!
GD: Beelbezub in a RAGE slings Big Daddy into the steep steps and leaves! Meanwhile the Tanaka and Sanders have gotten out of the safety zone, but Tanaka jumps right back in. Sanders has won ring #1! So now Sanders and Cruz fight it out in ring #1 after Cruz comes over!
JW: Sanders throws Cruz outside! Team #4 are gone!! Sanders then jumps out of his ring and jump into ring #4 where Willmott has been pounding on Manyon!
GD: Sanders spins around and hits a Prime Time to Willmott!! Manyon and Sanders throw out Willmott!!
JW: Meanwhile in ring #3 Lucifer and Iceberg are fighting it out! Tanaka gets out of the safety zone and help Lucifer throw out Iceberg! Team #1 are gone!!
GD: Then Tanaka clotheslines Lucifer outside the ring! Team #2 are gone!! Wait that leavea Tanaka, Manyon, and Sanders! Team #3 has won it!! Wait here comes some officials and here comes Pimp, Gunslinger, and Ego back to the ring!
[Fireworks then begin to shoot off as the cage lowers around the 6 wrestlers in the safety zone!]
JW: Here we go! Ego and Pimp fight it out! Gunslinger joins them! Wait Tanaka has a chair and whacks all 3 with the chair!
GD: Meanwhile Manyon and Sanders have locked up! They may be friends, but this is for something more!
JW: Slam by Sanders. Sanders starts to climb the cage! Wait Tanaka runs and jumps on the cage and grabs Sanders!
GD: Wait Manyon gets up and hits a Superkick to Tanaka against the chair!! Tanaka then falls to mat! Sanders makes his climb up the cage! Pimp, Gunslinger, and Ego start to get up, but Manyon pounds on all of them!
JW: Sanders has climbed over the top! Wait he is OUT!! Sanders is OUT!! Sanders wins!!
DJ: Here is your winner...Jayzon Sanders!!!!
GD: Jazyon Sanders will go to the NEXT PPV in May against the World Champion for the World Title!!!
JW: Wait the lights go out for several moments, and then come back on. OHH MY GOD!!! Jayzon Sanders is laid out in the asile with The Dark Angel hovering over him!!!
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