(Fireworks go off, as the FWA's first PPV called Cold Revenge begins!! The camera scans upward and shows the cage, the cell, and the giant cell for the Highway to Hell match. We look onward and there are scaffolds, grave sites, caskets, dumsters, explosives, barbwire, ladders, and various other things that will all be used here tonight!!)
Welcome everyone to Cold Revenge!! Once again I am Gary Dawson, and I will be bringing you the action here tonight. We have a great night of action for you here tonight! 16 men will compete in 15 Hardcore matches to be the first FWA Hardcore Champion!! But that is not all. 30 men wil step into this ring for a Royal Rumble. 2 will start off and one-by-one more will enter. And the winner will get a World Title Shot against Puppetmaster tomorrow night!! So lets take it to ring announcer, Don Jones for our first match!!
DJ: This next match is a First Round match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Strap rules...Introducing first...Here is Diesel!!! And his opponent...Here is Sandman!!! GD: Both men started off hitting each other with their straps. Boot by Diesel. Side Walk Slam by Diesel. Elbow by Diesel. Diesel drops Sandman across the top rope. Diesel uses a Jackknife on Sandman. Diesel touches one corner. He touches another corner. He touches a third corner. Diesel tries to touch the fourth one, but Sandman pulls Diesel back. Sandman slings Diesel outside the ring. Sandman is hanging Diesel with that strap on the outside. Sandman drags Diesel back in. DDT by Sandman. Kick and The Dreamer by Sandman!! Wait, Here comes The Scorcher down to the ring. He is talkig to the ref. Wait, Dark Angel jumps out of the crowd and nails the ref with a lead pipe. Now Tanaka jumps the rail and gets in the ring. Sandman grabs Diesel. Tanaka grabs a chair, while Sandman holds Diesel. Tanaka swings, but Diesel ducks and Tanaka nails Sandman with the chair!! Tanaka jumps out of the ring. Dark Angel then gives Sandman The Eruption!! Tanaka hangs his head low in shame and leaves the ring. Angel wakes the ref up and jumps to the outside. Diesel then touches all 4 corners to win the match!!!! After the match. Angel nails Diesel with the pipe and gives him The Eruption!! DJ: Here is your winner...Diesel!!! DJ: This next match is a First Round match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Knockout rules...Introducing first...Here is Mr. Monday Night!!! And his opponent...Here is Too Sexy!!! GD: Too Sexy is filling in for Reptile, while he is in the hospital. Too Sexy is really not perpared for this match. Monday Night uses a DDT, Russian Leg Sweep, and Spin Wheel Kick on Sexy. Sexy is showing not much offense here. Monday Night nails Sexy with a chair. DDT on the chair by Monday Night! Monday Night puts Sexy on the top rope. Monday Night uses the Kerplunk on the chair on Sexy!! The ref then counts to 10!!! DJ: Here is your winner...Mr. Monday Night!!! DJ: This next match is a First Round match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Cage rules...Introducing first...Here is Big Poppa Pimp!!! And his opponent...Here is Ric Money!!! GD: They lock up. Slam by Money. Leg Drop by Money. German Suplex by Money. Savate Kick by Money. DDT by Money. Money puts Pimp on the second rope. Pimp fight back and uses a Flying Clothesline on Money. Piledriver by Pimp. Neckbreaker by Pimp. Suplex by Pimp. Power Bomb by Pimp. DDT by Pimp. Pimp climbs up the cage a little bit, and drags Money with him. He sets up Money for a Hoochie Call from the middle of the cage, but Money backdrops Pimp to the mat! Money starts to climb the cage. Pimp climbs up and grabs Pimp's foot. Money hits Pimp. They are near the top of the cage. Money turns around and sets up Pimp for a Jackpot Drop from the top of the cage, but Pimp pushes Money away and Money falls 20 feet down to the mat!! Pimp then climbs up and out of the cage!! DJ: Here is your winner...Big Poppa Pimp!!! DJ: This next match is a First Round match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Hell in a Cell rules...Introducing first...Here is The Shocker!!! And his opponent...Here is Makivelli!!! GD: Makivelli punches away at Shocker. Suplex by Makivelli. DDT by Makivelli. Power Bomb and a Leg Drop by Makivelli. Shocker uses a Drop Toe Hold on Makivelli. Elbow by Shocker. Suplex by Shocker. Shocker goes outside and grabs a chair. Shocker swings and Makivelli ducks. Kick and Makivelli goes for a B*tch Slap, but Shocker rolls up Makivelli. Kick and a Pedigree on the chair by Shocker!! 1, 2, 3!!! DJ: Here is your winner...The Shocker!!! DJ: This next match is a First Round match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Buried Alive rules...Introducing first...Here is Kris Kanyon!!! And his opponent...Here is Al Coholic!!! GD: They are fighting it out. Clothesline by Al. Slam and a Leg Drop by Al. Al throws Kanyon outside the ring. They fight over to the grave site. Kanyon uses a German Suplex on Al. Power Bomb by Kanyon. Kanyon picks up a shovel. He swings, but Al ducks. Kick and Al nails Kanyon with the shovel!! Al puts Kanyon on the tombstone. Al uses the Last Call on Kanyon into the grave!!! Al then grabs the shovel and nails Kanyon again with it!! Al then covers Kanyon with dirt!!! DJ: Here is your winner...Al Coholic!!! DJ: This next match is a First Round match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Explosives rules...Introducing first...Here is Flash Flanagan!!! And his opponent...Here is Lance Manyon!!! GD: Kick and a Slam by Flash. Power Bomb by Flash. Leg Drop by Flash. Suplex by Flash. DDT by Flash. Piledriver by Flash. Flash goes for a Flash in the Pan, but Manyon reverses it into a Hurricanrana. Backbreaker by Manyon. Back Suplex by Manyon. Power Bomb by Manyon. Super Kick by Manyon. Manyon puts Flash on the top rope. Manyon uses The Show's Over on Flash on an explosive!!! 1, 2, 3!!! DJ: Here is your winner...Lance Manyon!!! DJ: This next match is a First Round match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Weapons rules...Introducing first...Here is Syxx Pac!!! And his opponent...Here is Eddie Gilbert!!! GD: Syxx Pac and Gilbert fight it out. Syxx grabs a chair and nails Gilbert with it. Syxx throws Gilbert to the outside. Syxx slings Gilbert into the steps. Syxx picks up a stop sign. He swings, but Gilbert ducks Gilbert and nails Syxx with a bat! Gilbert sets up a table on the outside. Power Bomb by Gilbert. DDT by Gilbert. Super Kick by Gilbert. Gilbert climbs up on the apron. He goes for a Hot Flash, but Syxx moves out of the way, and Gilbert goes crashing through the table!! Syxx rolls Gilbert back into the ring. Syxx nails Gilbert with a chair!! 1, 2, 3!!! DJ: Here is your winner...Syxx Pac!!! DJ: This next match is a First Round match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Barbwire rules...Introducing first...Here is Paladin!!! And his opponent...Here is Puppeteer!!! GD: Paladin punches and kicks Puppeteer. He slings Puppeteer into the barbwire. DDT by Paladin. Suplex by Paladin. Headlock and a Back Drop by Paladin. Piledriver by Paladin. Paladin grinds Puppeteer's face into the barbwire. Puppeteer starts to bleed. Puppeteer goes ballistic! He is kicking and punching and scratching at Paladin!! The sight of his own blood as made Puppteer crazy. German Suplex by Puppeteer. DDT by Puppeteer. Leg Drop by Puppeteer. Neckbreaker by Puppeteer. Puppeter slams Paladin's face into the barbwire repeatly!!! Puppeteer applies a Puppet Carver on Paladin. Paladin uses his legs to push Puppeteer away and into the barbwire! Final Act by Paladin! 1, 2, 3!!! DJ: Here is your winner...Paladin!!! DJ: This next match is a Quarterfinal match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Scaffold rules...Introducing first...Here is Diesel!!! And his opponent...Here is Mr. Monday Night!!! GD: Both men start up on scaffolds 10 feet above the ring. They are fighting up. They are swinging back and forth. DDT on the scaffold by Monday Night. Leg Drop by Monday Night. Russian Leg Sweep by Monday Night. Monday Night tries to throw Diesel off of the scaffolds, but Diesel fights back. Side Walk Slam by Diesel. Elbow by Diesel. Leg Drop by Diesel. Diesel goes for a Jackknife on Monday Night, but Monday Night reverses it into a Hurricanrana on the scaffolds. Monday Night uses the Kerplunk off of the scaffolds on Diesel to the mat!!!! Diesel is knocked out! Monday Night climbs down and covers Diesel! 1, 2, 3!! DJ: Here is your winner...Mr. Monday Night!!! DJ: This next match is a Quarterfinal match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Dumpster rules...Introducing first...Here is The Shocker!!! And his opponent...Here is Big Poppa Pimp!!! GD: The dumpster was wheeled to ringside. Pimp attacked Shocker early. Pimp and Shocker were fighting on the outside. Pimp slings Shocker into the dumpster. Knee into the dumpster by Pimp. Pimp grabs a chair and nails the head of Shocker with it against the dumpster!! Pimp rolls Shocker back into the ring. Pimp puts Shocker on the top rope. He goes for a Hoochie Call, but Shocker backdrops Pimp to the outside from the top rope!! Shocker jumps on Pimp from the top rope to the outside. Shocker grabs a chair and nails Pimp!!! Shocker rolls Pimp back inside the ring. Shocker goes for a Pedigree, but Pimp backdrops Shocker. Kick and Pimp uses a Hoochie Call on Shocker into the dumpster!!! Pimp closes the lid!! DJ: Here is your winner...Big Poppa Pimp!!! DJ: This next match is a Quarterfinal match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Falls Count Anywhere rules...Introducing first...Here is Al Coholic!!! And his opponent...Here is Lance Manyon!!! GD: They are fighting on the outside from the start!! Al jumps off of the rail and uses a Moonsault on Manyon. DDT on the floor by Al. Piledriver by Al. They are fightin through the crowd. Al chokes Manyon with a cable. They are now fighting back in the back. Manyon fights back and nails Al with a chair! They are over in the concession stands now. Manyon blinds Al with a coke! Manyon nails Al with a Super Kick. Manyon powerbombs Al through a merchandise table!! Manyon chokes Al with a T-shirt! They are fighting back into the crowd now. They are on the deck above the arena floor. Manyon goes over to the rail, which is about 10 feet above the floor. He sees a table down below. Al fights back. He tries a Last Call on Manuyon, but Manon reverses it and drops Al across the rail. Al is barely hanging on to the rail. Manyon picks up Al, and Manyon uses The Show's Over on Al from the rail through the table down below!! Al is out! Manyon covers for a 1, 2, 3!!! DJ: Here is your winner...Lance Manyon!!! DJ: This next match is a Quarterfinal match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Inferno rules...Introducing first...Here is Syxx Pac!!! And his opponent...Here is Paladin!!!! GD: Both men are in the ring now. They are surrounded by fire. Punches by Paladin. Kick by Syxx. Slam and elbow by Syxx. Suplex by Syxx. Hurricanrana by Syxx. Syxx throws Paladin into the ropes. He looked like Syxx was going for a Bronco Buster, but Paladin quickly moved because he was inches away from the fire! Syxx applies a Buzz Killer to Paladin! Paladin ducks down and sends Syxx into the turnbuckles. Kick and a DDT by Paladin. Piledriver by Paladin. Paladin uses the Salvation on Syxx! Final Act by Paladin!! Syxx is dazed and he rolls into the fire. Syxx is on fire!!!!! Syxx drops down and rolls. He puts out the fire! But the match is over! DJ: Here is your winner...Paladin!!! DJ: This next match is a Semifinal match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Highway to Hell rules...Introducing first...Here is Mr. Monday Night!!! And his opponent...Here is Big Poppa Pimp!!!! GD: This is the most deadliest match ever. And it will between two stablemates! The entire ring is enclosed by a 25 foot Cell! 15 feet above the ring is a 5 feet wide platform called the "Highway". Underneath the platform, there are tables everywhere! The only way to win is to pin your opponent in the ring. Which means someone is going through at least one table, maybe more! Both men are on the platform. They shake hands and then they punch it out! Pimp slings Monday Night into the cage! DDT by Pimp. Drop Toe Hold by Monday Night. Elbow by Monday Night. Russian Leg Sweep by Monday Night. Spin Heel Kick by Monday Night. Monday Night sets up Pimp for a Kerplunk, but Pimp reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Power Bomb by Pimp. Pimp uses the Hoochie Call on Night off of the Highway through 3 tables down below in the middle of the ring!!! Pimp climbs down and makes a cover! 1, 2, 3!!! DJ: Here is your winner...Big Poppa Pimp!!! DJ: This next match is a Semifinal match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Casket rules...Introducing first...Here is Lance Manyon!!! And his opponent...Here is Paladin!!!! GD: The casket is rolled to ringside. Manyon punches away at Paladin. Manyon slings Paladin into the ropes and clotheslines him. Slam and a Leg Drop by Manyon. Neckbreaker by Manyon. Super Kick by Manyon. Paladin rolls to the outside. Manyon drops Paladin across the casket. Manyon tries to slam Paladin's face into the casket, but Paladin elbows Manyon and slam Manyon's face into the casket. DDT by Paladin. Paladin rolls Manyon back in. Power Bomb by Paladin. Salvation by Paladin! Paladin goes for a Final Act, but Manyon reverses it into a Spine Buster! Manyon puts Paladin on the top rope. The Show's Over by Manyon on Paladin into the casket!! Manyon gets out and closes the lid!! DJ: Here is your winner...Lance Manyon!!! DJ: This next match is the Final match in the Hardcore Tourny...This match is under Ladder rules...Introducing first...Here is Big Poppa Pimp!!! And his opponent...Here is Lance Manyon!!!! GD: Manyon stayed in the ring the whole time while they were setting up for this match. Both men have to be tired. This is their fourth match tonight! Here we go! Headlock by Manyon and a Shoulder. Back Drop by Pimp. Clothesline by Pimp. Suplex by Pimp. Leg Drop by Pimp. DDT by Pimp. Pimp goes outside to get the ladder. He brings it back inside the ring. Manyon is back up though. He hits Pimp. Suplex by Manyon. Manyon grabs a chair on the outside. He nails Pimp with it! Manyon sets up the ladder. He starts to climb it, but Pimp stops him. Pimp rams Manyon's head into the ladder. Pimp folds the ladder up and drops it across Manyon! Pimp grabs the chair. He nails the ladder, which is on Manyon, with the chair! Pimp sets the ladder back up. He drags Manyon to the middle of the ladder with him. He goes for a Hoochie Call, but Manyon backdrops Pimp from the ladder. Manyon nails Pimp with the chair! Super Kick by Manyon. DDT on the chair by Manyon!! Manyon puts Pimp on the top rope. Manyon goes for The Show's Over, but Pimp reverses it into a Top Rope Hurricanrana!! Manyon goes flying into the ladder!! Pimp then uses the Hoochie Call on Manyon to the outside! Manyon's leg nails the guardrail on the outside! Pimp sets up the ladder and starts to climb it. Manyon struggles to get up. Pimp is at the top. Manyon tries to get back in, but his leg is hurting him! Pimp grabs the belt!! DJ: Here is your winner AND NEW Hardcore Champion...Big Poppa Pimp!!! DJ: This next contest is a Royal Rumble...2 men will start in the ring and then more will enter one-by-one...The last man standing will get a World Title shot against Puppetmaster tomorrow night!! GD: The first man to enter is Ryan Burns! The second man is Too Sexy. He is filling in for Reptile here tonight!. They fight it out. Burns looks determined to win, but he got a very bad draw. Burns quickly throws Sexy out of the ring. Smack Daddy is next in. Burns jumps on him early and throws him out. Burns waits for someone else. Here comes The Shocker. They fight it out. They can't throw each other out. Here comes Big Poppa Pimp. He has to be tired after that tourny. More wrestlers fill the ring, as Sandman, Paladin, and Eddie Gilbert enter the war! Paladin entered the ring with a blackjack. Rick Furious is next in, but he is quickly taken out by the veterens in there. Here comes Syxx Pac and Makivelli. Paladin attacks people with that blackjack, and Gilbert and Makivelli get taken out of the ring. Cyrus The Virus enters the ring with a chair. He nails Shocker with the chair and throws him out with the help of Paladin. Next to enter, are Jayzon Sanders, Flash Flanagan, and Lance Manyon! Everyone works togeter to try to get the weapons away from MG. They dump Cyrus to the outside. Violent J, Ric Money, and Triple H are next to come in. Money brought a baseball bat to the ring and he nailed Syxx, Sandman, and Flash with it. Then, Paladin and Money threw out Flash, Syxx, and Sandman! There was a big brawl in there and Sanders, J, and Triple H were all thrown out during the melee! Al Coholic, Kris Kanyon, Gunslinger, and Dark Angel entered the ring. Angel wanted to throw out Sandman, but he was already gone. Gunslinger was quickly eliminated. D-Lo Brown, Diamond Dogg, and Mark Henry all entered next. And they all had weapons with them. All of MG nailed everyone in the ring with their weapons! Kanyon and Al Coholic were thrown out. Beelbezub and Mr. Monday Night were next in. Lucifer and Shawn Michaels were right behind them. And the final man to enter was Puppeteer. It was everyone in the ring against MG. MG had less people, but they had weapons. It was an all out WAR!! Pimp, Burns, Henry, and Dogg were all thrown out during the WAR!! Shocker came down and pulled D-Lo out of the ring. They fought back to the locker room. That left 9 men in the ring. Michaels went after Money, but Paladin and Money teamed up to throw out Michaels. Puppeteer, Lucifer, and Beelbezub teamed up together and they eliminated Manyon and Paladin. Wait, here comes Sandman back down to the ring. He pulls Dark Angel outside the ring. Angel is gone! Monday Night clotheslines Money to the outside. This left 4 men. Beelbezub, Lucifer, Puppeteer, and Mr. Monday Night! Beelbezub, Lucifer, and Puppeteer teamed up against Monday Night. They tried to throw him out, but Monday Night fought back. Monday Night backdropped Puppeteer, but he held onto the ropes. Beelbezub charged at Monday Night, but he moved and Beelbezub went flying to the outside. Monday Night nailed Puppeteer and he fell to the floor! Monday Night turns around, right into a choke hold by Lucifer. Choke Slam by Lucifer on Monday Night to the outside!! Lucifer wins!!!!! Beelbezub jumps back in the ring to celebrate with Lucifer! Wait, here comes the FWA World Champion, Puppetmaster! He enters the ring. He shakes Lucifer's hand. These two men will collide for the World Title tomorrow night!! Big Poppa Pimp has won the Hardcore Title and Lucifer has won the Royal Rumble!! Tomorrow Night all 7 titles will be defended!! It should be a great night of action!! Have a great night and I will see Monday!!
