FWA Monday Night Madness (1/25/99)

Welcome everyone to Monday Night Madness!! Tonight we have 15 matches with four titles on the line and a loser leaves match! Lets get to the action. 

1. Non-Title/Backlot Brawl match- Kid Ego vs. The Shocker 

Before the match Syxx ran out into the parking lot and nailed Shocker in the back of the head with a spinning heel kick. He grabs a garbage can and repeadetly hits Shocker in the back of the head with the garbage can. Shocker is knocked out and Syxx leaves. Kid Ego walks over to Shocker and goes to pick him up. Wait, Shocker was just playing possum. He nails Kid Ego with a low blow. Shocker whips Ego into a car, smashing the window. Shocker grabs Ego's head and smashes it into the car door. Shocker goes to powerbomb Ego but Ego reverses it into a hurricarana and Shocker goes flying into a concrete wall, hitting his head. Ego picks up Shocker and gives him the Ego Check. 1, 2, 3. KID EGO WINS!!! Wait...The Dark Angel and Al Cholic run out...Dark Angel is carrying an oversized, wooden cross. Dark Angel picks Shocker up and gives him the Eruption on the concrete floor. Then Dark Angel places Shocker on the cross and spreads his arms into place. Dark Angel pulls some rope out of his trench coat and ties Shocker to the cross. Al Cholic lifts up Shocker and the cross and holds him in place. Dark Angel spreads his arms into the human cross and stares at Shocker as you can hear the church bells start to ring. The camera switches back to the ring... 

2. T.V. Championship- MP: Puppetmaster vs. IM: Sandman 

They lock up. Sandman hits Puppetmaster with a elbow to the forehead. Sandman body slams Puppetmaster. Sandman powerbombs Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster whips Sandman into the ropes. Suplex by Puppetmaster. Brainbuster by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster picks up Sandman and goes for The Carver. No, Sandman gets out and nails Puppetmaster with The Dreamer. He doesn't cover Puppetmaster though. He whips Puppetmaster into the ropes and hits him with another Dreamer. 1, 2, 3. SANDMAN WINS THE T.V. BELT!!! Sandman is walking up the aisle when Tanaka walks out from the back with a cardboard sign in his hands. On it, it reads, "Sandman, me and you this Friday!". Then Tanaka walks right up to him flashes the sign right in front of his face and then hits him with it, as a brief distraction. Then kicks him in the stomach and gives him a Juvi Driver on the concrete. 

3. Retirement Match- MG: Reptile vs. Too Sweet 

OK,HERE WE GO!!THEY LOCK UP,REPTILE PICKS UP TOO SWEET,AND A BODY SLAM!! 
REPTILE DROPS DOWN WITH AN ELBOW,AND ANOTHER ONE!!HE PICKS UP TOO SWEET, 
FLICKS HIM TO THE ROPES,TOO SWEET DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE,AND COMES BACK WITH 
A BODY SPLASH!!FOR THE PIN,1..2,AND REPTILE KICKS OUT!!TOO SWEET PICKS UP 
REPTILE,AND DOWN WITH A SUPLEX!!TOO SWEET WORKS ON REPTILE'S KNEE!!TOO SWEET PUTS REPTILE IN A FIGUER FOUR LEG LOCK!!REPTILE TRYS TO GET TO THE 
ROPES!!TOO SWEET KEEPS IT ON HIM!!AND WAIT NOW,METHOD MAN PUSHES THE ROPE 
OVER TO REPTILE!!TOO SWEET LETS HIM GO!!TOO SWEET SPITS ON METHOD MAN!! METHOD MAN TRIES TO GET,THE REF HOLDS HIM BACK,AS TOO SWEET CHOKES REPTILE!! 
TOO SWEET PICKS UP REPTILE,REPTILE HITS HIM WITH A KNEE,A UPERCUT,AND A BODY 
SLAM BY REPTILE!!BOTH MEN GO DOWN!!REPTILE GETS UP,KICKS TOO SWEET IN THE 
FACE!!REPTILE PICKS UP TOO SWEET,AND DOWN HE GOES WITH A FIREMENS CARRY!! 
REPTILE FLCIKS TOO SWEET TO THE OUTSIDE!!HE FLICKS HIM INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!!REPTILE GETS A CHAIR,AND CRAKS IT OVER TOO SWEET'S BACK!!REPTILE 
PICKS UP TOO SWEET,AND A DDT ON THE FLOOR!!REPTILE FLICKS HIM INTO THE RING!!REPTILE FLICKS HIM TO THE ROPES,AND A DROP KICK!!WAIT NOW,REPTILE IS 
CALLING FOR THE FATAL 3!!!REPTILE THROWS TOO SWEET TO THE ROPES,AND A CRONIC 
KICK!!HE PICKS HIM UP,ITS TIME FOR A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER,AND DOWN HE GOES!! 
WAIT NOW,THE STABLE C.O.P.S JUMP INTO THE RING,AND HERE COMES,FROM THE WU- 
TANG CLAN,THE RZA,METHOD MAN,OL'DIRTY BASTARD,AND INSPECTAH DECK!!WE GOT A BIG WAR IN HERE NOW!!THERES ABOUT 10 OR 12 IN THERE!!EVERYONES GOIN 
NUTS!! 
WAIT NOW,HERE COMES 4 OTHER MEMBERS OF C.O.P.S!!REPTILE AND THE WU-TANG ARE 
OUT NUMBERED!!REPTILE AND TOO SWEET ARE OVER IN THE CORNER,AND WAIT,SOME 
ONE JUMPS OUT OF THE CROWD WITH A CROWBAR!!HE CARCKS IT OVER TOO SWEETS HEAD!!HE TAKES OFF THE MASK,IT'S RIC MONEY!!REPTILE FOR THE PIN,1..2..3!! IT'S OVER!!REPTILE WINS THE MATCH,TOO SWEET MUST RETIRE!! 

Tag Team Championship- TTI: Mr. Monday Night and TTI: Al Cholic vs. MMI: Kris Kanyon and MMI: Big Daddy 

All four men start in the ring. MMN nails Kanyon and Big Daddy with a double clothesline knocking them to the outside. MMN goes out on the apron while Al Cholic stays in the ring. Al suplexes Kanyon. Al tags MMN and holds Kanyon in place. MMN kicks Kanyon in the gut. MMN picks Kanyon up and piledrives him. 1, 2, kickout. MMN picks up Kanyon and slams him into the turnbuckles. Big Daddy runs into the ring and hits MMN with a big boot to the face. Kanyon tags in Big Daddy. MMN tags in Al Cholic. Al tries to pick up Big Daddy but Daddy reverses it into a back body drop. MMN runs into the ring and hits Daddy from behind. MMN whips Daddy into the turnbuckle. MMN goes for the Kerplunk on Big Daddy. Wait, Soilder Syxx jumps on the apron and hits MMN with the Syxx Kick. MMN falls of the turnbuckle. Cover by Big Daddy. 1, 2, 3. BIG DADDY AND KANYONE ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS!!! Dark Angel and Big Poppa Pimp run to the ring. Dark Angel hits Soilder Syxx from behind and gives him The Eruption on the concrete. BPP grabs a chair and hits Kanyon and Big Daddy with a chairshot to their heads. 

Lightweight Championship- DX: Jayzon 
Sanders vs. Lance Manyon 

They lock up. They exchange blows. Sanders gets the upperhand and starts pummeling on Manyon. Sanders goes to the top rope and goes for a big leg drop. Manyon moves out of the way. Sanders hits the mat hard. Manyon goes to the top and nails Sanders with a moonsault. 1, 2, kickout. Manyon picks up Sanders and goes for a DDT. But Sanders blocks it and Manyon falls to the ground. Sanders tries to kick Manyon but Manyon grabs his leg. Enziguri by Sanders. Sanders whips Manyon into the ropes...Prime Time by Sanders. 1, 2, 3. SANDERS RETAINS THE LIGHTWEIGHT BELT!!! 

Stable Championship- MG (Mystery Partner, Cyrus The Virus, and Diamond Dogg) vs. IM (Devil, Oblivion, and Gunslinger) 

The mystery partner for MG is Soilder Syxx. They're all in the ring. Devil clotheslines Cyrus out of the ring. Soilder Syxx hits Devil from behind with a spinning heel kick. Dogg suplexes Gunslinger. Gunslinger piledrives Virus. Soilder Syxx hits Gunslinger from behind with the Syxx Kick. 1, 2, 3. MG WIN!!! 

Non-Title match- TTI: Big Poppa Pimp vs. IM: Rocky Maivia 

They start off in the furniture store. BPP whips Maivia thru a wardrobe, shattering it. BPP picks up Maivia and piledrives him thru a table. BPP goes for another piledriver but Maivia back bodydrops him thru a chair. Maivia lays a wardrobe on the floor and goes for the Rock Bottom. Wait, BPP blocks it and nails Maivia with the Rock Bottom thru the wardrobe. 1, 2, 3. BIG POPPA PIMP WINS!!! 

Tables/No D.Q. match- MP: Lucifer vs. TTI: Dark Angel 

Dark Angel's head was a bit bruised as he walked to the ring but he still looked ready to fight. Dark Angel is very upset from Lucifer's sneak attack and it shows. They start off fighting on the outside at the start. Dark Angel whips Lucifer into the metal turnbuckle. Dark Angel slams Lucifer's head into the steps. He pulls them apart and places Lucifers head on one of the stairs and slams the other stair onto his head. Dark Angel picks up Lucifer. Lucifer grabs a chair and hits Dark Angel in the nuts with it. Dark Angel falls to the ground. Lucifer picks up Dark Angel and tries to chokeslam him thru a table. Dark Angel reverses it and DDT's him onto the concrete. Dark Angel starts kicking Lucifer in the head. Dark Angel grabs a chair and climbs into the ring. He gets ontop of the turnbuckle and hold the chair into place on his chest. Moonsault to the outside on Lucifer with a chair!! Dark Angel picks up Lucifer. Eruption on Lucifer thru the table!!! DARK ANGEL WINS!!! 

Beelbezub vs. Andre The Giant 
Beelbezub totally dominated this match and made quick work of Andre. Beelbezub whiped Andre into the roped and quicks him in the gut. Power Bomb by Beelbezub. Beelbezub puts on the Mandible Claw. Andre doesn't want to give up. Andre can't reach the ropes. Beelbezub kicks Andre in the gut while he still has on the Mandible Claw. Andre submits. BEELBEZUB WINS!!! 

Undertaker and Kane vs. Super Fly and The Franchise 

Super Fly and 'Taker start things off. They lock up. 'Taker throws Super Fly into the ropes and hits him with a clothesline. 'Taker picks up Super Fly and throws him to the outside. Franchise runs in the ring and hits 'Taker from behind, knocking him to the outside. Kane comes in the ring and body slams Franchise. Super Fly hits 'Taker with a chair on the outside. Super Fly rolls 'Taker back into the ring. Franchise covers 'Taker. 1, 2, Kane pulls off Franchise. Super Fly clotheslines Kane from behind right into The Franchise. Franchise hits Kane with his DDT. 1, 2, 3. FRANCHISE AND SUPER FLY WIN!!! 

Loser Leaves Match- Makivelli vs. Rick Furious 
Paladin walks to ringside. They lock up. Makivelli whips Furios into the ropes and clotheslines him to the outside. Paladin starts taunting Makivelli. Makivelli looks over and starts yelling at Paladin. Furious runs into the ring and rolls up Makivelli from behind. RIC FURIOS WINS!!! MAKIVELLI IS OUT OF THE FWA DUE TO PALADIN!!! 

Hell in a Cell Match- DX: Tanaka vs. MMI: Syxx Pac 

The cell is lowered. Tanaka starts things off by throwing Syxx Pac into the ropes. He clotheslines Syxx into the cell. Tanaka starts rubbing Syxx's face along the cell. Syxx is busted wide open. Tanaka knees Syxx to the face and gives him a piledriver. Tanaka goes to powerbomb Syxx but Syxx reverses it into a pin. 1, 2, kickout. Syxx Pac picks up Tanaka and puts him in the Buzz Killer. Tanaka kicks Syxx in the nuts. Tanaka picks up Syxx and nails him with a Juvi Driver. Tanaka gets on top of the turnbuckles. He keeps on climbing though...he reaches the top of the cage. Flying Feather from the top of the cage!!! Tanaka covers Syxx Pac. DING, DING, DING!! THE TIME LIMIT IS UP!! Tanaka is pissed and he starts pounding on Syxx. 

 Loser Leaves Match- Time Bomb vs. Giant Silva 

They lock up. Brainbuster by Time Bomb. DDT by Time Bomb. Clothesline by Time Bomb. Piledriver by Time Bomb. Time Bomb picks up Silva. Silva runs against the ropes. Big Boot to the face by Time Bomb. Silva falls to the outside. Time Bomb walks to the outside and power bombs Silva on the concrete. Low blow by Silva. This just pisses Time Bomb off and he starts pounding on Silva. Bomb throws Silva back into the ring. Time Bomb grabs a chair and sets it up in the ring. Explosion by Time Bomb on the chair. 1, 2, 3. TIME BOMB WINS!!! 

Submission Match- HSI: Flash Flanagan vs. Duke Nukem 

They lock up. They're exchanging blows back and forth. Nukem falls into the corner. Flash starts laying the boots to Nukem. Flash sets up Nukem on the turnbuckle. Belly to Belly Superplex!!! Flash puts Nukem in a boston crab. Nukem grabs the ropes. Flash picks up Nukem and gives him a piledriver. Flash goes for the Flash in the Pan but Nukem reverses it into a back body drop. Nukem goes to clothesline Flash. Flash ducks and puts Nukem into an arm bar submission. Nukem submits. FLASH FLANAGAN WINS!!! Wait, whats this. Trent Walker runs out wearing a DX shirt. He clips Flash in the back of the leg with a chair. Trent Walker is smashing Flash's knee apart with the chair. Officials run to the ring and pull Trent off of Flash.
 
1. Tommy Taylor vs. Giant Gonzalez 

They lock up. Taylor clotheslines Gonzalez but Gonzalez doesn't fall down. He hits him with another but Gonzalez still stays up. Taylor takes him down with a spinning heel kick. 1, 2, kickout. Body Slam by Gonzalez. Scoop Brainbuster by Gonzalez. Gonzalez goes for a chokeslam but Taylor reverses it into a DDT. Another DDT by Ta¥lor. Taylor goes for the That's Tremendous but Gonzalez is too big. Gonzalez clotheslines Taylor. Gonzalez picks up Taylor and tries to powerbomb him. Taylor slips out of it and falls behind Gonzalez. Roll up for the 1, 2, 3. TAYLOR WINS!!!