FWA Monday Night Madness (1/18/99)
[Sirens blare, as we see the MNM logo flashing in the background. This signals the beginning of Monday Night Madness. Then, we see Gary Dawson at the broadcast table.]
GD: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Madness!! We come to you live from the sold out FWA Arena!! Tonight we have 14 matches with 5 Titles on the line!!! Lets go to the action!!
#1 TV Title Tourny/First Round- MP: Puppetmaster vs. IM: Sandman
GD: They lock up. Slam by Sandman. Elbow by Sandman. Suplex by Sandman. DDT by Sandman. Piledriver by Sandman. Kick and Sandman goes for The Dreamer, but Puppetmaster pushes Sandman away. Kick and a Power Bomb by Puppetmaster. Tilt-O-Whirl Backbreaker by Puppetmaster. German Suplex by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster goes to the top and connects with a Flying Forearm. DDT by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster goes for The Carver, but Sandman slides behind Puppetmaster and rolls him up! 1, 2, Puppetmaster reverses the rollup! 1, 2, 3!! Puppetmaster wins!!
#2 TV Title Tourny/First Round- TT: Al Cohohlic vs. MP: Lucifer
GD: They lock up. Kick by Al. Piledriver by Al. Slam and a Leg Drop by Al. Al goes to the top and connects with a Moonsault. Al goes back to the top and uses a Flying Elbow Drop. Al picks up Lucifer. Kick by Lucifer. Slam by Lucifer. Flying Clothesline by Lucifer. Elbow by Lucifer. Tombstone by Lucifer. Lucifer grabs Al by the neck, but Al kicks Lucifer. DDT by Al. Al puts Lucifer on the top rope. Al tries to pick up Lucifer for the Last Call, but Lucifer punches Al in the stomach. Choke Slam off the top rope by Lucifer!! 1, 2, 3!! Lucifer wins!!
#3 TV Title Tourny/First Round- The Shocker vs. Eddie Gilbert
GD: They lock up. Wait, The lights went off and church bells start to ring very loudly. The ref. walks over to the announcer's table to see what this is all about. Dark Angel slowly walks down the ramp holding a lead pipe. As Shocker runs off the ropes Dark Angel hits him in the back of the head with the lead pipe. Dark Angel walks away back up the ramp. As the ref. turns around, Eddie Gilbert pins Shocker for the 1, 2, 3!!
#4 DX: Jayzon Sanders vs. MP: Beelbezub
GD: They lock up. They punch it out. Slam by Beelbezub. Leg Drop by Beelbezub. Beelbezub goes up top and uses a Flying Elbow Drop on Sanders. Kick and a Double Arm DDT. Beelbezub goes for a Mandible Claw, but Sanders blocks it. Kick and a DDT by Sanders. Suplex by Sanders. Piledriver by Sanders. Sanders goes for a Prime Time, but Beelbezub pushes him away. Sanders bounces off the ropes and clotheslines Beelbezub. Power Bomb by Sanders. Beelbezub rolls to the outside. Sanders follows and throws Beelbezub into the steps. Back Inside, Sanders goes for a Leg Drop but Beelbezub moves out of the way. Beelbezub applies the Mandible Claw, but Sanders throws Beelbezub to the outside. Sanders gets on top and dives at Beelbezub on the floor, but Beelbezub moves and Sanders hits the guardrail! Beelbezub locks the Mandible Claw on Sanders on the outside! The bell rings! This match is ruled a Double Countout!!
#5 Bossalini vs. MG: Mark Henry
GD: Clothesline by Henry to start things. Slam by Henry. Henry slings Bossalini into the corner. He goes for a Splash, but Bossalini moves out of the way. Slam by Bossalini. Frog Splash by Bossalini. Bossalini goes back up top for a Moonsault, but Henry moves out of the way. Big Splash by Henry. Running Power Slam by Henry!! 1, 2, 3!!
#6 MMI: Big Daddy and MMI: Kris Kanyon vs. IM: Oblivion and IM: Devil
GD: Bid Daddy and Kris Kanyon go after Devil and Oblivion right away. Big Boot by Daddy on Devil. Power Bomb by Daddy on Devil! Flatliner by Kanyon on Oblivon!! 1, 2, 3!! MMI wins!!!
#7 Dog Collar Match- HSI: Flash Flanagan vs. MG: Diamond Dogg
GD: Both men have dog collars on and a chain attaches the collars together. Both me start out using the chain to whip each other. Here comes Eddie Gilbert with a HSI shirt on. He stands at ringside. Clothesline by Flash. Slam and a Leg Drop by Flash. Suplex by Flash. Flash goes up top for a Frog Slash, but Dogg uses the chain to throw Flash off the top rope. Drop Kick by Dogg. DDT by Dogg. Side Walk Slam by Dogg. Dogg goes for a Million $ Dream, but Flash backs Dogg into the turnbuckles. Flash in the Pan by Flash. Wait, here come Jayzon Sanders, but Gilbert stops him! Flash touches 3 corners and he goes for the fourth, but Dogg grabs the chain and slings Flash into the turnbuckle head-first. Million $ Dream by Dogg! Flash is out! Dogg touches 1, 2, 3, and all 4 corners!! Dogg wins!! Gilbert helps Flash back to the back.
#8 Hell in a Cell Match- IM: Rocky Maivia vs. DX: Shawn Michaels
GD: They lock up. Lefts and Rights by both men. Samoan Drop by Maivia. DDT by Maivia. Kicks by Maivia. Slam by Maivia. People's Elbow by Maivia. Maivia goes for the Rock Bottom, but Michaels elbows Maivia. Slam by Maivia. Flying Forearm by Michaels. Hurricanrana by Michaels. Michaels goes to the top and connects with a Moonsault. Flying Elbow Drop by Michaels. Michaels goes for a Super Kick, but Maivia ducks. Maivia uses the Rock Bottom on Michaels!! 1, 2, foot on the ropes! Maivia picks up Michaels. Inside Cradle by Michaels! 1, 2, kickout! Maivia gets up and goes for a clothesline, but Michaels ducks. Super Kick by Michaels!! Wait, the cell is being raised. The cameras spot Sandman taking control of the cell controls. Here comes Smack Daddy. He nails Michaels with a chair! Rock Bottom by Maivia on the chair! 1, 2, 3!! Maivia wins! Maivia said if anyone in HSI or DX interfers, then they would be fired. But nothing was said about IM!
#9 Falls Count Anywhere Match- Dark Angel vs. MMI: Syxx Pac
GD: They are brawling to the outside from the start. Angel slings Syxx into the steps. Angel rams Syxx into the guardrail. Slam by Angel. Angel gets on the apron and connects with an elbow drop from the apron. They are fighting through the crowd now. Syxx fights back. They make it to the upper deck of the Arena. Syxx rams Angel into the railing. They fight to the back near the concession stands. Syxx slams Angel on the concession stand table. Hurricanrana by Syxx on the floor. Wait, they are now fighting back in a bathroom! Syxx rams Angel into the sink. Syxx applies the Buzz Killer to Angel! Wait, the ligths it out!!! Wait, they come back on and Angel is covering Syxx! 1, 2, 3!! Angel wins!! Angel finds his way back to the locker rooms, where he is met by the Triple Threat. They hug each other, then Triple Threat and Dark Angel go back to the locker room together!
#10 Hardcore Championship/Hell in a Cell/Paramedics Match- TT: Big Poppa Pimp vs. IM: Gunslinger
GD: To win you have to hurt your opponent so bad he has to go to the hospital. They fight it out. Clothesline by Gunslinger. DDT by Gunslinger. Piledriver by Gunslinger. Low Blow by Pimp. Suplex by Pimp. DDT by Pimp. Neckbreaker by Pimp. Power Bomb by Pimp. Wait, Gunslinger grabs a pair of brass knuckles and hits Pimp with them!! He continues to ound on Pimp. Pimp is busted open now! Gunslinger throws him outside. He goes for the D-Tonic, but Pimp moves out of the way! Pimp grabs Gunslinger by the head and slams his face into the cell!!! Repeatly slams Gunslinger's face into the cage. About 50 times! Pimp has gone crazy!! He finally stops. Gunslinger is bleeding very badly! Pimp then uses the Hoochie Call on Gunslinger, but instead of throwing him to the ground he throws him into the cage! That is it! The ref calls for the paramedics! Pimp wins!! Gunslinger is stretchered away from the ring!!
#11 Lightweight Championship/4 Corners Match- DX: Tanaka vs. Tommy Taylor vs. Duke Nukem vs. MMI: Soldier Syxx
GD: Jayzon Sanders, Shawn Michaels, and The Scorcher come down with Tanaka. Nukem and Syxx start it off, but they quickly fight to the outside. Wait, here comes Big Daddy and Kris Kanyon. Wait, here comes Owen Hart! Wait, from the crowd here comes Lucifer and Beelbezub. We have a big brawl on the outside. Sanders, Michaels, and Scorcher on fighting with Big Daddy, Kanyon, and Hart, who has revealed that he is wearing a MMI shirt! Beelbezub and Lucifer are fightin everyon. While this is going on, Nukem and Syxx have been counted out! They are gone. Inside the ring, Taylor rolls up Tanaka! 1, 2, kickout! Wait, Syxx holds on to Tanaka's legs. Kick and a That's Tremendus on Tanaka by Taylor!! Taylor covers Tanaka. Wait, Soldier Syxx hangs on to Tanaka's legs! 1, 2, 3!! Taylor wins!! Taylor is the NEW Lightweight Champion!! I don't think Taylor knew Syxx helped him! Syxx gets nailed by chair from someone. All hell is breaking loose! We need some help down here! Here comes about 30 officials to break it up!
#12 TV Championship/Finals/Triple Threat Match- HSI: Eddie Gilbert vs. MP: Lucifer vs. MP: Puppetmaster
GD: Lucifer is already in the ring. Here comes Puppetmaster. Lucifer lays down for Puppetmaster! Puppetmaster covers. 1, 2, wait Lucifer rolls up Puppetmaster! 1, 2, kickout. Now Puppetmaster and Lucifer are fighting. Here coms Gilbert! Double Clothesline by Gilbert. Wait, Double Low Blow on Gilbert by Lucifer and Puppetmaster. Lucifer and Puppetmaster throw Gilbert outside. Gilbert's head hits the guardrail! Wait, kick and The Carver by Puppetmaster!!! 1, 2, 3!! Puppetmaster is the NEW TV Champion!!! Puppetmaster helps Lucifer to the back.
#13 US Championship/Falls Count Anywhere Match- MG: Paladin vs. Kid Ego
GD: As Paladin walks to the ring, Paladin trading cards start falling from the ceiling. Paladin looks up to see what it is. Here comes Kid Ego with a chair. He nails Paladin with the chair!!! Paladin could have a concussion. Ego ran with the chair about 10 feet away from Paladin, and at full force nailed Paladin with a chair!! Paladin is knocked out. Wait, Ego picks up Paladin and uses the Ego Check off the gaurdrails on Paladin!! Cover for a 1, 2, 3!! Ego is the NEW US Champion!! Wait, here comes Syxx Pac. He raises the hand of Kid Ego and then grabs a mic and says, "Paladin, I've had enough of your bullsh*t! Paladin you piece of trash, you betray everyone and your so-called plans suck! The M.M.I. has had enough of your crap!" Kanyon brings in a can of spray paint. Meanwhile in the back, Big Daddy and Soldier Syxx are backing a truck in front of the Mean Green's locker room! Syxx Pac opens the can of yellow spray paint and sprays a yellow streak down Paladin's back! Ego then sprays Lust 4 Life on Paladin's chest and they leave Paladin on the floor and head to the locker rooms! Here comes paramedics. They put Paladin pn a stretcher. He may have a concussion! They take to the hospital!
#14 World Championship/Hell in a Cell Match- TT: Mr. Monday Night vs. Lance Manyon
GD: They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder by Manyon. Drop Kick by Manyon. Neckbreaker by Manyon. Elbow by Manyon. Reverse DDT by Manyon. Manyon goes to the top rope and goes for a Moonsault, but Monday Night catches Manyon and powerslams him. Russian Leg Sweep by Monday Night. DDT by Monday Night. Hurricanrana by Monday Night. Monday Night goes to the top rope and uses a Moonsault on Manyon. Spinning Heel Kick by Monday Night. Monday goes to the top and tries a Suicide Dive, but Manyon moves out of the way. Power Bomb by Manyon. Piledriver by Manyon. Figure-Four by Manyon. Monday Night reaches the ropes. Small Package by Manyon! 1, 2, kickout! Super Kick by Manyon. Manyon puts Monday Night on the top rope. Manyon goes for the Show's Over, but Monday Night low blows Manyon. Top Rope DDT by Monday Night! Wait, Monday Night is not done. The Monday Night Special by Monday Night!! 1, 2, 3!! Monday Night wins!! That is his new finisher called the Monday Night Special, which is a Heart Punch.
What a night this has been! Three NEW Champions have been crowned and two people went to the hospital! And to end things we had a great World Title match! Have a great night and I will see Friday for another World Title match between Mr. Monday Night and Tanaka!!
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