Welcome everyone to another edition of Monday Night Madness!!! Tonight we have a HUGE card. We have 3 Titles on the line with 17 matches total!! We also have 4 Hell in a Cell matches! Lets go to the action!!
1. No D.Q. Match- James Roper vs. Big Sexy Big Sexy won with a Scorpion Death Drop!! 2. Happy Harry Heart-On vs. Hunny Bunny HHH-On won with a High Frequency Jackhammer!! 3. NOD: Billa vs. Hot Stuff Hot Stuff won with a Hot Enough Piledriver!! 4. Smack Daddy vs. NOD: Justin Long Smack Daddy won by D.Q., when Billa nailed Smack Daddy with a chair!!! 5. Boiler Room Brawl- MMI: 1-2-3 Kid vs. Lone Wolf Kanyon and Syxx Pac came out and helped Kid attack Wolf! Then, Kid won the match with a Moonsault Splash from the boilers!!! 6. nWo: Sandman vs. Ryan "MAC" Burns Sandman won with The Dreamer!! 7. MMI: Ric Reno vs. NLS: Duke Nukem Taker comes out and trips the ref, knocking him out. Kane comes in and uses a Tombstone on Reno! Nukem the covers Reno, and the ref wakes up! Nukem wins!! 8. Tanaka vs. The Hardcore One Tanaka won with a Flying Feather!!! 9. Lance Manyon vs. Gunslinger Flash Flanagan tries to interfer in the match, but Hot Stuff stops him. They fight on the outside and Manyon wins with The Show's Over!!! 10. MMI: Paladin vs. nWo: Violent J Paladin wins with his new move called The Final Act!! 11. nWo: Makivelli vs. MMI: Kanyon Good Match, but in the end all HELL broke lose!! Both men blocked each other finishers. Then, almost everyone from the nWo and the MMI stormed the ring! Making this match a Double D.Q.!!! 12. Hell in a Cell/Submission Match- Jayzon Sanders vs. Eddie Gilbert Great Match. Gilbert nailed Sanders with a chair! Then, Gilbert applied the Hot Stuff Sleeper, and Sanders was knocked out! Gilbert wins!! 13. Hell in a Cell/Electric Barbwire/Weapons Match- TT: Mr. Monday Night vs. NLS: The Shocker Mr. Monday Night won with a Kerplunk from a ladder through a table!! 14. TT: Big Poppa Pimp vs. Triple H Pimp won with a Hoochie Call!! 15. T.V. Championship/Hell in a Cell/Ladder Match- MMI: Syxx Pac vs. TT: Al Coholic Al Coholic used The Last Call on Syxx from the top rope to the floor!! Syxx was kncoked out! Al then climbed the ladder and grabbed the belt!! Al is the NEW T.V. Champion!!! 16. U.S. Championship/Iron Man Match- The Rock vs. Kid Ego Whoever gets the most falls in one hour will win the match. This should be good. And this should be one-on-one, because if anyone interfers in this match they will be fined AND suspended!!! They lock up. Headlock by Rock. Shoulder Block by Rock. Arm Bar by Rock. Drop Toe Hold by Ego. Backdrop by Ego. Ego clotheslines Rock outside of the ring. Ego follows. Rock slings Ego into the steps. Rock drops Ego across the guardrail. Back inside. Drop Kick by Ego. Kick and a DDT by Ego. Suplex by Ego. Ego throws Rock into the corner. Chops by Ego. Rock hits Ego. Rock slings Ego into the other corner. Clothesline in the corner by Rock. Kicks and stomps by Rock in the corner. Suplex by Rock. Rock slings Ego into the ropes. Floatover DDT by Rock. Rock taunts the fans, and the fans say "Rocky SUCKS!" Headlock by Rock. Elbows by Ego. Shoulder block by Ego. Sunset Flip by Ego. Rock rolls out of it. Clothesline by Ego. Crusifix Rollup by Ego. 1, 2, kickout! Ego slings Rock into the ropes and a Sleeper by Ego. Jawbreaker by Rock. Both men are down. Both men get up. Ego backdrops Rock outside the ring. Rock looks like he is walking away. Ego goes after him. Ego rams Rock's face into the rail. Ego throws Rock back in. Kick and a Slam by Rock. People's Elbow by Rock. Cover for a 1, 2, kickout! Chinlock by Rock. Jawbreaker by Ego. Both men are down. Back up. Kick and a Power Bomb by Ego. Ego uses the Ego Check on Rock!! 1, 2, Rock's foot is on the ropes. Ego picks up Rock. Inside Cradle by Rock. 1, 2, kickout! Clothesline by Rock. DDT by Rock. Rock Bottom by Rock!! 1, 2, 3!! Rock wins the first fall!! The first fall lasted 45 minutes!! Ego is in trouble now. We will have a one minute rest period. Back to action. Kicks by Rock in the corner. Ego fights back. Heart Kick by Ego. Superkick by Ego. Headlock by Ego. Ego wants to slow things down, so he can rest some more. Elbow by Rock. Knee by Ego. Hurricanrana by Ego. Ego puts Rock on the top rope. Superplex by Ego. Ego uses the Ego Check on Rock!! 1, 2, 3!!! We are all tied up! That fall lasted 10 minutes. Which means there is five minutes left in the match! Back to action after a rest period! Ego is now on the offensive. DDT by Ego. Ego goes to the top. He goes for a big Splash, but Rock moves! Samoan Drop by Rock. Fisherman's Suplex by Rock. 1, 2, kickout! Slam by Rock. Rock goes for a People's Elbow, but Ego moves out of the way! There is one minute left in the match! Superkick by Ego. Power Bomb by Ego. 30 seconds left!! Ego goes for another Ego Check, but Rock slides behind Ego. Rollup by Rock! 1, 2, Ego reveres the rollup into his own rollup on the Rock!! 1, 2, 3!!! That is it the time limit has expired!! AND your winner and NEW U.S. Champion, Kid Ego!!!! He won two falls and Rock won one! What a match! 17. World Championship/Hell in a Cell- nWo: Puppetmaster vs. MMI: Puppeteer This is a teacher vs. student match! They lock up. Headlock by Puppeteer. Shoulder Block by Puppeteer. Clothesline by Puppeteer. Suplex by Puppeteer. German Suplex by Puppeteer. Camel Clutch by Puppeteer. Wait, Puppetmaster is standing up. This takes power. He falls backwards and slams Puppeteer to the mat! Both men are down. Back up. Clothesline by Puppetmaster. Vertical Suplex by Puppetmaster. Side Walk Slam by Puppetmaster. Running Powerslam by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster slings Puppeteer into the ropes. Tilt-O-Whirl Backbreaker by Puppetmaster. Choke Slam by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster applies a Boston Crab, which is a version of the Puppet Carver, to Puppeteer! Puppeteer uses his leg strength to push Puppetmaster out of the ring. Puppeteer jumps off the apron with a forearm on Puppetmaster to the floor. Puppeteer rams Puppetmaster's head into the cage. Puppeteer puts Puppetmaster on the top rope. Puppeteer looks like he is going to Superplex Puppetmaster to the outside! Puppetmaster pushes Puppeteer down to the arena floor!! Puppeteer's head his the cage! A big Splash to the floor by Puppetmaster on Puppeteer! Puppetmaster throws Puppeteer back in. Puppetmaster sets up Puppeteer for The Carver! He picks him up. Wait, Puppeteer wiggles free and hooks his legs around Puppetmaster. Puppeteer just rolled up Puppetmaster into the Puppet Carver!! Puppeteer just did a complete 360 roll over into the Puppet Carver. That must have been the reversal for The Carver. Puppetmaster is in trouble. He won't give up though. Here comes The Hardcore One! He tries to interfer, but he can't get in because of the cell!! The ref is down asking Puppetmaster if he wants to give up. Wait, someone gets out from underneath the ring. Who is that? Wait, it is Reptile!! Reptile nails Puppeteer in the head with a chair!! My God, Reptile is back!! He must have been underneath the ring the entire night! Reptile crawls back under the ring, so the ref doesn't see him. The ref and Puppetmaster both look confused. Puppetmaster uses The Carver on Puppeteer!! 1, 2, 3!!!! Puppetmaster is STILL the World Champion!! The cage is raised. Here comes The Hardcore One to celebrate with Puppetmaster. Reptile then gets in the ring. Puppetmaster is shocked! He can not believe Reptile is back! Puppetmaster and Reptile shake hands and then hug! The three of them leave the ring together!
What a night!! Reptile has returned!! We have two NEW Champions!!! Have a great night and I will see you Wednesday
