Tuesday Night Terror (5/18/99)
[The screen turns black...a faint buzing in
the background. Slowly the darkness swirls
and three letters written in blood
red...F_W_A! All of a sudden FWA Theme Music begins playing as the camera goes to an above shot
of the Air Canada Center in Toronto, Ontario, Canada!! The arena is jam packed with FWA fans, all screaming and enjoying the pyrotechnics and lasers which errupt all over the building. The camera slowly moves closer and closer until finally reaching Gary Dawson.]
GD: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Terror!! Tonight we have 7 matches to bring you tonight!! Including 4 Titles on the line with the Main Event being a Triple Threat match between Lance Manyon, Paladin, and Jeff Major!! That should be a good one! Lets go to Mark Jenkins in the ring!!
(George Michael's, "I Want Your Sex," blares in the background. Making his way to the ring area is none other then the Hardcore Dicky himself, Big Daddy Dick for an interview. Mark Jenkins is pleased to welcome him into the ring)...
Jenkins: Big Daddy Dick...Welcome to you. We understand that you have a big announcement for everyone tonight?
Big Daddy Dick (BDD): Indeed I do Jenkins...First off though...I see a lot of hootchie in that crowd tonight that looks eager for some Big Daddy Shlong. I want to hear ya...WHO WANTS SOME HARDCORE DICKY?
(The place erupts with female fans screaming their chests off and every male fan in the place booing with such jealousy over the Big Daddy Dick).
BDD: I knew it. Now, to more serious matters. Tonight, as you all know, I have a Hardcore Match scheduled against the Black Dragon, panzy, death boy. Well, I have challenged the Black Dragon to a Hardcore- Coffin match tonight. Anything goes. I want to stuff his ass in that coffin and laugh my hot ass off as the Black Dragon becomes absolutely no more.
Jenkins: Wow? Is there anything that has caused this all of a sudden desire to kill the Black Dragon.
BDD: Who cares? The point is...he wishes he was the Big Daddy Dick. He wishes he could be like the Hardcore Dicky, but he isn't. He is a death flamer that can't get none, that needs to be buried, and he will be. That's all for now...Ladies...watch for me later. Get down... because tonight, your Big Daddy Dick is in town!!! Hit me some funky!!!...
(And with that, George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" blares once again as Big Daddy Dick heads off, back to the dressing room).
GD: We will be right back with our first match! Stay Tuned!!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#1 NBK: Duke Nukem .v. Sensational Steve
(Hell in a Cell Match)
GD: Steve comes down and enters the ring. Here comes Nukem. Steve attacks Nukem before the bell! Big Boot by Steve. Choke Slam by Steve. Piledriver by Steve. Powerbomb by Steve. Steve slings Nukem into the corner. He goes for a Splash into the corner, but Nukem moves! Nukem clotheslines Steve over the top rope. Nukem goes outside and trows Steve into the steel steps. Then he rams Steve into the cell! Nukem rolls Steve back in and then he throws a chair into the ring! Nukem rolls in. Steve picks up the chair. Wait Nukem superkicks the chair into the face of Steve! Piledriver by Nukem. Cover by Nukem! 1, 2, KICKOUT! That was close! Nukem picks up Steve. Nukem goes for the Nuclear Meltdown, but Steve slides behind Nukem! Kick and a DDT by Steve! Steve goes up top. Moonsault by Steve. Steve picks up Nukem and puts him on the top rope. Steve goes for the Sensation Drop, but Nukem thumbs Steve in the eyes! Nukem pushes Steve to the mat! Wait Nukem grabs onto the cell and climbs up. He goes to the very top! He then hangs onto the top of cell above Steve! He is 20 feet above the ring! Nukem drops and nails Steve with a HUGE Leg Drop!! Nuclear Meltdown on the chair by Nukem!! 1, 2, 3!! Nukem wins!!! We will be back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
GD: We are back! Lets go to Mike Adams in the ring!
Mike Adams: Well my special guest at this time is none other than the hometown boy himself. The Esquire Jeffrey D Major.
(The crowd all goes wild at the mention of Majors name. Then he comes out and they go even more wild. He makes his way slowly to the ring wearing a Maple Leafs shirt and a pair of jeans. The fans are all going wild and Major seems very happy.)
Mike Adams: Well, Mr. Major. You requested this interview. You said that you have a big annoucement. What would that be?
Major: Well, ya know Adams. This is the first time I have ever wrestled here in my hometown of Toronto.
(The fans all go wild.)
Major: I grew up in this city and love this city. It's great to be here. To be here seeing all my old friends, seeing all the sites that I used to see every day. This is great. Now, I dont know about all of you but I know that after this event I am going to go out and party all night long, cause I just know that the Leafs are kicking the Pens ass'es down in Pittsburgh.
(The fans all go wild once again and they begin to chant, "GO LEAFS GO".)
Major: Now, I know we all love the Leafs and I know they are all going to go on to win the cup but I have to talk about something else right now. Something a little more important to me.
(The crowd grows silent now, with the seriousness of Majors voice.)
Major: Well, as you probably all know by now, I have an injured knee. Well, the doctors tell me that I have to get surgury or I am going to hurt it so bad that it will be irrepreble. And as you all know getting surgury means taking time off. So it looks like I'm gonna be gone for a while. I dont know when I'll leave and I dont know for how long it will be, but I cant see it being too far into the future. So, before summer starts I will most likely be out of the wrestling business for a while.
(The crowd all begins to boo)
Major: I know, I know, it's sad. But there is no way around it. But, I gotta go get ready for my match now. Bye.
(Major then slides out of the ring and he walks to the back with the fans sitting silent the whole time.)
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#2 NBK: Iceberg .v. Kris Kanyon
(Non-Title Match)
GD: Kanyon comes out first. Here comes Iceberg running to the ring! The bell rings! Kanyon pounds on Iceberg. Kanyon goes for a Clothesline, but Iceberg ducks. Iceberg then clotheslines Kanyon outside. Iceberg throws Kanyon into the guardrail and then into the steel steps!! Then Iceberg puts Kanyon on the top rope. Iceberg climbs up. Ice Pick from the top rope by Iceberg!! Wait here comes a masked man! He jumps on the apron! Iceberg throws Kanyon outside. He sets up a chair. DDT through the chair by Iceberg on Kanyon!! Iceberg then rolls back in the ring. The masked man jumps down and Iceberg grabs the ref! The masked man grabs Kanyon and lifts him up for a Suplex, but then the masked man comes down with a Double-Arm DDT to the floor on Kanyon!! The masked man rolls Kanyon back in, and Iceberg puts a foot on Kanyon! 1, 2, 3!! Iceberg wins!! The masked man then gets into the ring and he holds up his hand and Iceberg slaps it! they then hug! What is this??? Wait! The masked man grasps the top of his mask and rips it off! WAIT! IT'S LOST SOUL! Iceberg gets a piece of cloth from the outside and hands it to Lost Soul. Lost Soul slips it on, and it is a Natural Born Killaz T-Shirt! Lost Soul has joined the NBK! We will be right back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
[Mark Jenkins is in the ring with a mic in his. He is very nervous as you can tell that he's shaking.]
Mark Jenkins: Ladies and Gentleman please welcome from the most electrifying group in FWA, nBk, I give you Malice!!!!
[The crowd goes wild as Malice and Vanessa come outand enter the ring.]
Mark Jenkins:Ok Malice I understand you've asked for an interview?
Malice:Not from you I didn't hit the road I'll cut this one!
[Mark doesn't think twice before leaving.]
Malice:Ok Im gonna make this short. I told everybody I wanted a match for tonight's card but everybody's fighting. I got no problem with that. But I know that they'res a good number of guys who are just scared of Malice and don't want to go there. Well thats fine too. I told you if no one challenged me I would pick my own opponent. Well I have a PRIME TIME idea for an opponent. The guy Im talking about is you JAYZON SANDERS!!!
Now I know you're hurt but I also know on Friday you'll be back. So what Im asking... no what Im demanding is that you fight me on Friday Sanders.
I hope you accept the challenge but if you don't thats fine I'll just add your name with the list of others who are too chicken shit to fight me!
Thats all I got to say folks.
[Malice and Vanessa exit to the back. The fans are going nuts.]
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#3 Tanaka .v. Big Time Willie
(Non-Title Match)
GD: Okay, Big Time Willie is in the ring now. "Firestarter" by Prodigy starts over the PA System as Tanaka walks outs. But this time not only does Tanaka have Trish on his right arm, but on the other Side is Big Time Willie's Beat-up Brunette, Stacey. The two women bring a Huge Crowd Cheer from the Crowd, as the "Show your Tits" Chants start as well, as the 3 of them walk to the ring. Okay, both men are in now and there's the bell this one is underway. Tanaka attacks Willie with a series of punches and elbow shots. Now, Willie is on the ground. Tanaka is stomping on Willie now. He's giving him kicks and knees. Now, Tanaka picks up Willie. He sends him into the ropes now. Here comes Willie, and Tanaka hits him with a big drop kick. Now, Tanaka is back to kicking on him again. Now, Tanaka picks him up and he sets him up for a suplex. And he hits it. Now Tanaka stomps and works over the legs of Willie! Now, Tanaka picks him up yet again and he sends him into the corner. Now Tanaka is up on top of him and he's punching away at him. The crowd is counting. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10. Now, Tanaka is off him. Willie just falls down to the ground. Now, Tanaka stomping on him. Grapevine to the leg of Willie by Tanaka. Now, he picks him up again and sends him into the ropes. Now, Willie off, Tanaka going for a running lariat, but Willie under. Now, Willie off the other ropes he comes off and he hits Tanaka with a flying clothesline. Now, they are both down. But Willie is getting up with the help of the ropes. Now, he's up and he picks up Tanaka with him. He sets him up for a choke-slam now, and he hits it big in the center of the ring. That seemed to hurt his legs though! But he goes up to the top rope. He's on the top now. He seems to be waiting a big, now Tanaka is up and Willie is off with a missle drop-kick. He hits it. Oh my. Now, Willie goes for the pin. 1..2..NO. Tanaka kicks out. But now, Willie picks him up again and he sets him up for a backbreaker and he hits it. Willie is hobbling around still. He puts Tanaka on the top rope. Willie climbs up. Willie goes for The Big Shot, but Tanaka clips Willie's leg and backdrops Willie to the mat! The Flying Feather by Tanaka from the top!! Wait here comes Malice! Wait The Scorcher stops him! Tanaka applies a Figure-Four! Willie fight is off! He is not giving up! Finally Willie looks out from the pain! The ref rings the bell!! Tanaka wins!!! Willie did not give up, but he could not continue! Scorcher leaves with Tanaka and Trish and Stacey! Wait as Tanaka ad Scorcher leave, Big Daddy jumps the railing behind them and nails Tanaka and Scorcher with chair!! They did not see Big Daddy coming! Some officials come down and tell Big Daddy to leave. Big Daddy leaves. Wait Malice is up and he has grabbed a mic in the ring!
Malice: I got a message for you Big Time Willie you're a wanted man.Thats right nBk has its eyes on you thats why I got something for you. Malice hands him a nBk t-shirt. What do ya say man?
[Big Time Willie throws the shirt in Malice's face and leaves to the back.]
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#4 SI: Marino Stirrvinski .v. Trilogy X
(Lightweight Championship/Lumberjack Match)
GD: Ladies and Gentleman this match is under way. Trilogy X starts it off. Scoop Slam by X. X with a suplex. He goes to pick Marino up, but Marino hits him with a drop toe hold. Marino handstands on Trilogy X's knee then gives it a knee drop. He has him in the boston crab now, he's working on that knee. X hits the ropes and Marino lets go off the hold. Marino now trys to get X in a military press, but X drops him down with a bulldog. X picks him up for a neckbreaker and marino is banged with a neckbreaker. Trilogy X goes for another but Marino gets him and gives him a belly to back suplex. Now he's got a figure 4 locked on! Wow X is in pain, but he finally makes it to the ropes. Marino drags him to the center and now has has in a sharp shooter. Dang this is too much. But X barely taps the ropes. Marino is Mad. X stumbles up and gives Marino a good punch, then goes for the Max out! But whats this! Marino reverses it into the Max out! Bam, he got him! Marino gets him up and puts him in the big Nightmare, its all over folks. Boom! Marino makes the pin and Bob Cook counts, 1, 2, 3! Marino wins, and X is down! Wait Marino goes to the outside and grabs a broomstick and brings it to the ring and breaks it onto Trilogy, then grabs the mic!
Marino Stirrvinski: That's what the big wood feels like!
GD: Ladies and Gentleman, we have to go to a commercial break!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#5 SI: Big Daddy Dick .v. Black Dragon
(Hardcore Championship/Coffin Match)
GD: Dragon comes out first. Then Big Daddy Dick comes out with Marino Stirrvinski and Shabazz Johnson. Dick is pushing a wheelbarrow filled with Old Porno Hut Porno Tapes, a cut off chair, an old T.V., little wood branches, and The Big Wood. Remember this match is now a coffin match! Here we go! Dick starts off with a Spear on Dragon. Suplex by Dick. Dick chokes Dragon with the shirt! DDT by Dick. Reverse DDT by Dick. Dick nails Dragon with the branches! Dick slings Dragon into the ropes. Dick goes for a Flying Body Press, but Dragon hangs onto the ropes and Dick hits the mat! Dragon goes outside and grabs a chair and a table. He slides them both inside the ring. He nails Dick with the chair! Tornado DDT by Dragon. Powerbomb by Dragon. Powerslam by Dragon. Brainbuster on the chair by Dragon. Swinging Neckbreaker by Dragon! Dragon tries to roll Dick in the coffin, but Dick fights back and gets out! Dragon sets up the table. Dragon looks to go for a Powerbomb. Wait Dick backdrops Marino. Dick nails Dragon with the TV! Dick then nails Dragon with the tapes! Dick goes for a Pimp Drop. Wait Stirrvinski jumps into the ring and nails Dick! What the hell?!?! Stirrvinski must be suffering from the Black Plague! Dragon and Marino double team Dick! Wait Shabazz grabs The Big Wood! Dragon and Marino have put Dick in the coffin! They have to close the lid though! Shabazz comes in and nails Stirrvinski and Dragon with The Big Wood!! Shabazz pushes Dragon into the coffin and closes the lid!! Dick wins this match!!! As soon as Dragon was put into the coffin, it looks like Stirrvinski has snapped too. It looks like the Black Plague is over! Wait they have some locks! They are locking Dragon into the coffin!! Sex Inc. then push the coffin with Dragon in it to the back with them!! That was weird! We will be right back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#6 MP: Lucifer and MP: Beelbezub .v. NBK: Big Daddy and Scorpious
(Tag Team Championship)
GD: Well, Scorpious and Big Daddy are in the ring and here comes Lucifer and Beelbezub. Okay, there's the bell and this match is underway. Big Daddy and Beelzebub are going to start it off. Daddy and Beelzebub lock it up. Now, Daddy takes the advantage using his sheer strenght. He's got Beelzebub in a headlock now. Putting pressure on now. But, Beelzebub manages to power out of it. Now, Beelzebub mounting an offense against Big Daddy. Hits him with a left and a right. Now, he kicks Big Daddy in the stomach and sets him up for a powerbomb. He hits it, oh my. Now, Beelzebub goes for the pin. 1...2...NO!!! Kickout by Big Daddy. Now, Beelzebub picks up Big Daddy and set's him up for a suplex and.... he hits it. Now, Beezebub drags Big Daddy over to his corner and he tags in Lucifer. Now, Lucifer gets in and he is releasing a fury of forearm shots and punches on Big Daddy. Now, Lucifer sends him to the ropes, Big Daddy off and Lucifer follows up with a devastating running lariat. Now, Lucifer plays a bit to the crowd and he picks up Big Daddy. He gets him close to the corner now, and he slams him down. Now, he's going to the top rope. Looks like he's going for a flying elbow. He........ MISSES. OH MY. Lucifer hit hard. Now, both men are down on the ground out. The ref is starting the count. 1...2....3....4....5.....6....7.....8 they are both up. They are both trying to make their ways to the corner. Lucifer tags in. Big Daddy tags in, here we go. Scorpious attacks Beelzebub. He hits him with a running clothesline. Now, he has him on the ground and he is stomping on him. Lucifer comes in, but Big Daddy comes back in and fights with Lucifer! They fight to the outside! Lucifer slings Daddy into the steel steps! Scorpious picks up Beelbezub. Scorpious goes for a whip into the the ropes, but Beelbezub reverses it and sends Scorpious into the ropes. Lucifer trips Scorpious from the outside! The ref jumps outside and argues with Lucifer about what he did! Big Daddy is up and he nails Lucifer! Suddenly Iceberg, Malice, and Duke Nukem come running out of the crowd and dive in the ring. They start pounding away at Beelbezub until he's not moving! Malice and Duke hold him up and Iceberg gets a wooden bat. He takes it and nails Beelbezub right over the head with it! They clear all the stuff out of the ring and place Scorpious on top of Beelbezub and leave the ring! On the outside the ref turns around and sees this. He slides in the ring and counts 1, 2, 3!! Scorpious and Big Daddy are the NEW World Tag Team Champions. Beelbezub ends up with an injury that will keep him out for one week! Lucifer helps Beelbezub to the back. We will be back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#7 HSI: Lance Manyon .v. Paladin .v. Jeff Major
(World Championship/Non-Title/Triple Threat Match)
GD: Major comes out first. Then Paladin makes his way to the ring. Behind him, comes "C" and the Fallen Angel, family of Paladin, with baseball bats in hand. Finally here comes Manyon. All 3 men are in the ring. The bell rings and all 3 men punch it out! Drop Kick by Paladin on Manyon. Kick and a Brainbuster by Paladin on Major. Paladin picks up Manyon. Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Paladin on Manyon. Paladin goes over to Major. Major knees Paladin in the gut. DDT by Major on Paladin. Spinning Heel Kick by Major on Manyon. Drop Kick by Major on Paladin. Major goes for a Powerbomb on Manyon, but Manyon reverses it into a Hurricanrana! Drop Kick by Manyon on Paladin. Paladin goes outside. Chop by Manyon on Major. Reverse DDT by Manyon on Major. Bulldog by Manyon on Major. Paladin climbs to the top rope. Manyon goes for a cover on Major. Wait Paladin nails Manyon with a Flying Elbow Drop! Paladin goes for a cover on Manyon, but Major breaks that up! Big Boot by Major on Paladin. Backbreaker by Major on Paladin. Major grabs Paladin by the throat. Can he get him up for the Choke Slam? He tries, but Manyon clotheslines him from behind! Super Kick by Manyon on Paladin! Super Kick to Major by Manyon! Manyon puts Major on the top rope! Manyon goes for The Show's Over on Major. Wait Paladin is up and he low blows Manyon! Paladin grabs Manyon in a Gorilla Press into a Diamond Cutter called Judgement!! Paladin goes for a cover on Manyon! But he forgot about Major up top. Major comes off and hits a Flying Elbow Drop on Paladin! Manyon has meanwhile rolled outside! Major picks up Paladin and goes for another Choke Slam. Wait Major turns it right into a quick cradle! 1, 2, KICKOUT! Major thought he would catch Paladin off guard! Major goes for a Spinning Heel Kick on Paladin, but Paladin ducks! Kick and The Salvation by Paladin!! Wait Manyon is back up and he has handcuffs! He gets into the ring and Super Kicks Paladin when he turns around! Manyon then handcuffs Paladin to the top rope!! Manyon picks up Major and puts him on the top rope. The Show's Over by Manyon on Major!! 1, 2, 3!! Manyon wins!!! Paladin couldn't do anything!! We are out of time! Manyon walks out of the ring with the World Title while Paladin looks mad! We will see you Friday!!
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