Monday Night Madness (5/3/99)
[The screen turns black...a faint buzing in
the background. Slowly the darkness swirls
and three letters written in blood
red...F_W_A! All of a sudden FWA Theme Music begins playing as the camera goes to an above shot
of the MCI Center in Washington, D.C.!! The arena is jam packed with FWA fans, all screaming and enjoying the pyrotechnics and lasers which errupt all over the building. The camera slowly moves closer and closer until finally reaching Gary Dawson.]
GD: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Madness!! Tonight we have 6 matches to bring you tonight!! Lets go to the action!!
#1 Big Daddy .v. The Franchise, E: Slayer, and Shabazz Johnson
(Handicap Match)
GD: Everyone please welcome Duke Nukem!
Duke Nukem walks out as Stabbing Westward's "The Thing I Hate" plays up on the pa. Duke has his Red Duke Atomic Tanktop on and some camouflage cargos, and his usual pair of ray ban sunglasses. He takes a seat at the announcers table and puts some headphones on.
DN: Its good to be here and you know why, cause...
Fans w/ DN-Duke ... Rocks!
GD: Certainly, well, The team is Slayer, Franchise and Shabazz Johnson make their way out to the ring, with Slayer who just recently recovered from a car accident a month ago was thoguht to never be able to wrestle again, but he's back. He will start this match, let's see how he will fare.
DN: Big Daddy walks out to the sound of the "Ruff Ryders Anthem" and this match is under way. Slayer goes to attack Big Daddy, but BD locks on a wrist lock and chops his elbow. Leg Drop by Big Daddy.Big Daddy picks him up and scoop slam. Big Daddy flip kicks Slayer.
GD: It looks like Slayer may not be ready to wrestle again. Big Daddy goes for an elbow drop but Slayer rolls out of the way and tags in Shabazz Johnson.
DN: Ladies and Gentleman, this is shabazz's first time wrestling in a live fwa show. Shabazz goes up on the turnbuckle and moonsault. Armdrag by Johnson. He locks on the crippler crossface, but Big Daddy drags himself to the ropes. He starts getting up, but Shabazz kicks him into the corner.
GD: Shabazz Johnson tags in Franchise, who tackles Big Daddy into the ring post. Franchise picks Big Daddy up, and gets on the top turnbuckle, and Tornado DDT by Franchise. Franchise gets him with another ddt into the ringpost.
DN: Looks like Big Daddy is out. Gary I gotta get something to drink, be back fans!
Duke walks through the fan entrances heading to the concession stand.
GD: Franchise goes for the pin, one, Big Daddy's foot is on the rope. Franchise tags in Slayer, he goes in, and Axekicks Big Daddy. Neckbreaker by Slayer. Slayer goes outside and figure fours Big Daddy onto the post. He looks like he's really hurting, wait, what's this?
All of a sudden, the lights go out, and a green face of Immortal laughing is shown and the Undertaker theme starts playing and the lights shine on Immortal. Immortal has a tombstone with his name on it still earthed.
GD: Shabazz goes after Immortal, but meets his tombstone! Immortal takes the tombstone, and slams it right into the face of Shabazz Johnson! Slayer still has the Figure Four on, it looks like Big Daddy has passed out! Immortal grabs a sledgehammer, and hurls it right into the tombstone, which is on Johnson's face. Franchise goes to attack Immortal, and they are in a punching fight. Franchise with a clothesline. DDT by Franchise. Franchise grabs the sledghammer, but Immortal flip kicks him in the back of the hand! Immortal pulls out the barbwired chains and starts choking Franchise, Slayer lets go and grabs a bat to attack Immortal! He connects Immortal in the back of the head! They start beating on Immortal,but he grabs his chains and drags Slayer under and whips Franchise with the chains. Slayer runs back to the ring as Big Daddy gets up.What's this? Immortal is now locking Franchise to the rails tied in the barbwire chains and leaves Franchise screaming in pain. Big Daddy doesn't see Immortal, he delives a scoop slam to Slayer, Elbow drop by Big Daddy. Big Daddy picks him up, and Jackknife Powerbomb into the mat! Big Daddy goes to pin, but there is no count, he turns and sees the ref knocked out, and Immortal! He goes to attack Immortal. He goes for the Frankensteiner, but what's this? Immortal counters and puts him into the Eternal Pain, and Bam! He hits him with it. Wait a second, Duke Nukem is now running down to the ring. Immortal puts Slayer's arm on Big Daddy and wakes the ref. The ref counts, one, two, thr... Duke throws a can of beer and it knocks off the pin. Immortal and Duke meet in the ring. They give a cold stare at each other, they were once friends.
DN: Wang, snap out of it, this idiot Dark Angel has you hypnotised dude. Just come back to the good ole' times when we had helluva lot of fun. Just drop the Evil Empire, change your ways.
GD: Immortal extends his hand and duke does too. Wait! Immortal betreays Nukem and gets Duke in the Eternal Pain, but Duke flips off his back, and Duke goes to deliver the nuclear meltdown, but Immortal rolls off him. Big Daddy pins Slayer, one, two, three!! Big Daddy wins!!! He rolls out of the ring, and walks back into the locker rooms. Duke and Immortal are still fighting! Ladies and Gentleman, we have to go to a commercial break!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#2 NBK: Iceberg .v. AFI
(Non-Title Match)
Gary: Our next bout is a non title match between the Television Champion Iceberg and the very silent, yet cold AFI! This should be interesting. We are also joined by Jim Wallace for these next few matches.
Jim: Shut up! I have to leave in minute to do better things than sit here next to you GD. But you will get my wisdom for a minute thoug! Let's watch this…..
Don Jones: "Weight of the World" erupts over the PA system! Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first he weighs in at 230lbs, AFI!...."Pay the Man" by Offspring starts up as the crowd goes crazy! His opponent from New York City, NY...weighing in at 279lbs, he represents the Natural Born Killers, The FWA Television Champion, ICEBERG!!!!!
Gary: Bell sounds, and Iceberg hits ICE PICK ALREADY ON AFI!!!! GOOD LORD, IT'S OVER! Iceberg though, he's slapping AFI, this is absurd! Iceberg now whips in AFI, SPINEBUSTER SLAM, GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY!!!! Iceberg is toying with him.
Jim: I LOVE THIS! Humiliation! Iceberg picks him up…. OH NO, JAWBREAKER, what a move by AFI, 1…. 2…NO! Now, Iceberg picks up AFI, and he whips him in to the far side, boot to the midsection, and TIGERBOMB, nice move! Iceberg is showing a lot of aggression here! Berg gets him again, sets him up, and LARIAT, Hard whip on the neck! 1…2…A KICK OUT, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!!!!! WOW, AMAZING!!!
Gary: Iceberg now, scoop slam, he hits the top rope, what's he gonna do, CENTOM BOMB ON AFI, WOW!!!! ICEBERG IS SENDING A MESSAGE TO THE FWA HERE, DISMANTLING AFI! He picks him up now and BOOM, THE ICE PICK, THAT'LL BE ALL!!!! ICEBERG, HE PUTS HIS FOOT ON AFI 1…2…3, AN EASY VICTORY THERE FOR ICEBERG!!! Wait from out of the crowd! Manyon gets into the ring and knocks off Iceberg's head with a Super Kick!!
Don: The winner of this bout ICEBERG!!!
Jim: Total domination by Iceberg! But Manyon got the last laugh though! Iceberg now defends the title against Big Daddy Friday night that'll be war folks. Here comes the rest of NBK to help up Iceberg. We still got more to come and we'll be right back.
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#3 Marino Stirrvinski .v. E: Mystery Man .v. Trilogy X
(Lightweight Championship/Triple Threat Match)
Gary: Action packed match next between three top lightweights. It will be defending champion Marino Strivinski from Sex inc. Vs the Mystery Man and Trilogy X. This should be a unique match…
Don Jones: "Flood" by Jars of Clay erupts over the PA system! Introducing first, he weighs in at 245lbs, from Denver CO, Trilogy X (A huge cheer from the crowd as X walks down the aisle….)....His Opponent, from Parts Unknown, the Mystery Man (A mixed reaction from the crowd…)..."Can I Get A…?" erupts over the PA system! Their opponent, he weighs in at 230lbs, representing Sex Inc, he is the FWA Lightweight champion, accompanied by Miss Butt Suffocator and Miss Breast Suffocator, Marino Stirrvinski! (A huge pop from the crowd….)
Gary: Oh Marino starts hard with a stiff kick to X, he whips Trilogy into the far side and a reverse elbow. Quick cover 1…2…No Mystery Man with a save. Mystery Man with Marino, he picks him up and inverted atomic drop. Mystery man now to the far rope and a big elbow drop, 1…2… No Trilogy with a save there.
Jim: Trilogy X with the mystery man, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, great impact on the neck there. Trilogy X now to the top rope, he's showboating up there BIG SPLASH, AND HE MISSES OH MY LORD! Marino now, Boston crab on Trilogy X. Referee is checking Trilogy to see if he gives up, no wait a minute, Mystery Man to the far rope, and a DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF MARINO'S HEAD! Good lord… Cover now 1…2…New champion, NO! A kick out by Marino…
Gary: Mystery man with Marino now, a SCORPION DEATHDROP, and nice move by the mystery man! No wait, Trilogy X, CLOTHESLINES MYSTERY MAN OUT OF THE RING! He covers Marino 1…. 2…. NO, a left shoulder up that was sooo close! X now with Marino, whips him in, NO REVERSAL, Marino, DROP TOE HOLD, now he's going up top! Marino's on the top rope, Trilogy X on his feet now and MISSILE DROPKICK FROM MARINO STRIVINSKI! THAT'LL BE ALL! 1…2… No NO NO, Mystery Man with the save! What a war!
Jim: Your telling me Gary! Mystery man with Marino sets him up, and SPINEBUSTER, GREAT MOVE By 1 of the challengers. Cover now 1…. 2…No Trilogy X with a save that time! All of these men want this championship so badly! Marino now whipped into the ropes by Trilogy X, X goes in for a lariat but Misses, Marino to the other rope and FLYING BODY TACKLE 1…. 2…..No a kick out there!
Gary: I'm sweating watching this match! Now Trilogy X picked up again, No wait Mystery Man, BULLDOG WHAT A MOVE! 1…..2…..No Marino with the save! Marino now, he hits the top rope! Mystery Man and Trilogy X haven't seen him. Trilogy X now with Mystery Man, Belly to Belly Supplex, looks like he's ready to end this thing. Marino is just watching on the top rope. Trilogy X, THE MAX OUT!!!!! IT'S OVER, WE GOT A NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION, 1…2…..NO MARINO OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A SPLASH! Black Dragon know makes a stroll to the ring. Marino throws X outside the ring and begins an attack on Mystery Man! Wait the Dragon Desecrator by Dragon on X on the floor! Dragon then leaves! Inside Marino hits the Big Nightmare on Mystery Man!!! 1, 2, 3!!! That's it, Marino Retains the title!!
"Can I Get A…" by Jay-Z cues up as the referee returns the belt to Marino as the crowd goes crazy!
Don Jones: Here is your winner and STILL FWA Lightweight champion, Marino Stirrvinski!!!!
JW: Well got to go Gary, you punk!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#4 Sex Inc. (Marino Stirrvinski and Big Daddy Dick) .v. TT: Paladin and Mystery Partner
(Tag Team Title Tourny Match)
GD: Sex Inc. comes out first. Then "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica plays over the PA as Paladin makes his way into the ring. Now we wait for Paladin's mystery partner. But no one shows. We wait awhile longer, but still no one. Paladin tells the ref to ring the bell and looks like we have our second handicap match of the night! Dick pounds on Paladin. Atomic Drop and a Spear by Dick. Swinging Neckbreaker by Dick. Dick tags in Stirrvinski. Suplex by Stirrvinski. Choke Slam by Stirrvinski. Powerbomb by Stirrvinski. Stirrvinski goes for a Sleeper, but Paladin turns it into a Jawbreaker! Paladin gets up and clotheslines Stirrvinski. Dick gets in and he gets a kick to the gut. DDT by Paladin to Dick. Suplex by Paladin to Stirrvinski. Brainbuster by Paladin on Stirrvinski. Back Suplex by Paladin. Paladin turns around and Dick hits Paladin with a Frankensteiner! Dick goes back to his corner. Stirrvinski gets up and tags in Dick. Sex Inc. begins to double-team Paladin with stomps and punches! Pimp Drop by Dick on Paladin. Dick sets Paladin up in the corner. Stirrvinski and Dick back up. They are setting up for The Ruptured Jewels. Wait here comes Falcon! He runs to the ring and slides inside! He begins to punch away at Sex Inc.! Falcon must be Paladin's partner! Falcon bangs Stirrvinski's and Dick's heads together! Powerbomb by Falcon on Dick. DDT by Falcon on Stirrvinski. Falcon picks up Stirrvinski and hits the Dirty Bird! Wait Dick is back up. Falcon turns around and hits the Pimp Drop to Falcon!! Wait Paladin is up and he kicks Dick. The Salvation by Paladin! Wait Judgement by Paladin!! That was his new move! A Press Slam into a Diamond Cutter! 1, 2, 3!! Paladin and Falcon win!! Wait here comes Black Dragon with a bat! He nails Paladin with the bat and then leaves as Falcon chases him away!! Sex Inc. is out of the tourny! That leaves just 3 teams left in the tourny! Lets go to the next match between the other two teams!!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#5 MP: Lucifer and MP: Beelbezub .v. EE: Tanaka and Ray Willmott
(Tag Team Title Tourny Match)
GD: Lucifer and Beelbezub walk out to the ring with their theme music. Tanaka follows behind, but ray is not there. He waits for Ray but he is not coming. This match starts with Tanaka and Lucifer in the fight. Knee by Tanaka. Tanaka with a sidekick. Tanaka goes for the chicken wing, but Lucifer pulls himself out and throws Tanaka outside the ring. Lucifer and Beelbezub head outside to the ring. Beelbezub grabs a chair. Lucifer gives Tanaka a super kick into the chair. Now Beelbezub and Lucifer are on the assault. Foot stomps by Lucifer and chair shots by Beelbezub. Tanaka is taking a beating! Beelbezub hooks on the mandible claw, oh my god, tanaka is at the mercy of this duo of pain. Beelbezub lets go, and Lucifer hoosk on the choke slam, but Tanaka fights back, and punches Lucifer, but he is knocked down with the steel steps in the back of the head by Beelbezub. Lucifer goes for the choke slam again, and boom! right in to the steel steps. Wait, Ray Willmott's music is playing and ray is running down the aisle, Beelbezub goes to meet him, but instead meets a clothesline from a aluminum bat. Lucifer continues to pound on Tanaka, and the ref is counting to 18 now, he throws him in and gets into the ring. Meanwhile Ray Willmott continues to pound Beelbezub with the bat right into the pain, Beelbezub is hurting! Ray goes into the ring. Lucifer goes to pin Tanaka, 1,2, Ray stops the pin. Ray grabs Lucifer for a belly to back and goes back to the apron. Beelbezub is just starting to get up. Tanaka is hurting bad in his arm and head, he struggles to make the tag and Ray runs in, but tackle by Lucifer. Tanaka falls to the outside Lucifer with the blattant choke hold, ref forces him to let go. Lucifer now with the boston crab. Ray is in the hold for a while, but flips him off. Lucifer goes for the choke slam but Suplex by Ray. Beelbezub is now back on the apron, still hurting though. Ray goes to attack him, but trip by Lucifer. Beelbezub walks into the ring, and double axe handle! Beelbezub locks on the Mandible claw, but Ray hits him with a Diamond Cutter! Tanaka enters the ring while Ray is beating on Lucifer, and Beelbezub is out on the outside from the Diamond Cutter. Tanaka and Ray together beat on Lucifer in the corner, while Beelbezub tries to regain his balance. They both continue kicking Lucifer, and suddenly Tanaka stops. He then gives a kick to Ray in the back of the head. He then picks him up and hits the Blackout.. Although Ray is practically knocked out, Tanaka turns him over and calls for a mic. One is thrown in the ring promptly, Tanaka picks it up..
Tanaka : Ray, you better listen, and listen good.. Frankly, I haven't liked your attitude towards me as of late. While we are suppose to be Tag Team Partners, you are talking to me like I will be the next one you will beat down. No boy, that for one thing, ain't gonna happen. I was thinking about not even coming to the ring in this match tonight, but I did. And since I know we would be destroying these two old-timers some way through this match, I decided, I would say what I have to say now. So, I have a proposition. You talk to me and about me like I am your Tag Team Partner, and we win those belts..
[The crowd approves of this..]
Tanaka : Or, you continue doing what you doing, and those belts end up in the hands of someone like Lucifer and Beelbezub..
[Crowd boos..]
Tanaka : Now, to show you that I am serious about this.. I'm gonna leave you now, and let your blacked out ass get pinned by one of these fools.. Now getting this loss will also bring us more motivation to win the rest, cause if we lose one more, we can consider ourselves gone.. Now I've you can't hear me now, you better check this out later, when you fully recover.. See ya..
Tanaka slides out of the ring. Wait Lucifer somehow covers Willmott! 1, 2, 3!! Lucifer and Beelbezub win!! Willmott and Tanaka will now go on to face Paladin and Falcon on Friday! The loser of that match wil be out though! Lucifer and Beelbezub will await the winners in the Finals! Wait smoke fills the arena! When it clears two men in long robes with their face covering are at ringside! Wait Reptile is up in the rafters!!! He is pointing his baseball bat straight at Tanaka who sees him! Wait Willmott is back up and he grabs a chair. Willmott chases after Tanaka, but Tanaka takes off running to the back! Smoke fills the arena again and the men and Reptile are gone!! Wait Willmott comes back out to the ring and grabs a mic.
Ray: I am the HITMAN of the FWA and I intend to make sure that I live up to every word! Iceberg or whoever is the TV Champion, Monday Night, it's gonna be me and the TV Champion for the TV title buddy, so shape up and get ready cause I am gonna become the NEXT Television champion here in the FWA! In due time I will reclaim what is mine, THE US TITLE BELT, but at a later date and another time! For now, Iceberg or whoever is the TV Champion be wary, because Ray Willmott is coming to get your gold. Empire, you listen close, because I have seen the light, and I know the truth behind it! You shall all in turn SUCCUMB TO THE HEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
(Crowd shouts heat the same time as Ray!)
From here on in, it's total war! So don't just sing it.........BRING IT!!!!!!!
Quote The Hitman
EXECUTION!
(Then "Hitman" erupts over the PA system as Ray leaves the ring to a standing ovation!!!!!!)
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#6 EE: Dark Angel .v. HSI: Lance Manyon
(World Championship)
GD: The Prez comes out first as he will be the special ref to call things fairly. Manyon comes out next with no music. Then church bells ring as Dark Angel enters the ring. Right from the bell, Manyon is all over Angel! Backbreaker by Manyon. Bulldog by Manyon. Elbow to the back by Manyon. Manyon picks up Angel and puts him in the corner. Knife Edge Chop by Manyon. Angel picks up Manyon and spins him around in the corner. Angel goes for a punch, but Manyon ducks and a knee to the gut by Manyon. Suplex by Manyon. Reverse DDT by Manyon. Camel Clutch by Manyon. Luckily for Angel he is too close to the ropes. DDT by Manyon. Manyon goes for a cover! 1, 2, kickout! Fair Count from The Prez Spinebuster by Manyon. Powerbomb by Manyon. Manyon goes for a Super Kick, but Angel ducks. Wait Angel goes for a kick, but Manyon catches Angel's foot! Manyon nails Angel with a clothesline. Manyon picks up Angel. Super Kick by Manyon. Manyon picks up Angel and backs him into a corner. Manyon pounds on Angel in the corner. The Prez tells Manyon to back up, but Manyon continues to pound on Angel! Finally The Prez backs Manyon out of the corner and lays the law to him in the other corner! WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S WILLMOTT! Willmott is coming out here with a crucifix and a steel chair! Willmott runs to the turnbuckle, and he's placed the crucifix between the turnbuckle and the rope. Willmott then nails Dark Angel with the chair!! Then Willmott hits Angel with the Crucifix! Willmott jumps outside! The Prez turns around and Manyon sees Angel down. Manyon picks up Angel and puts him on the top rope. The Show's Over by Manyon!! 1, 2, 3!! Manyon is the NEW World Champion!!! Wait here comes Manyon's father from crowd. He hugs Manyon. Wait a minute at the top of the aisle, Jeff Major formerly from the WFW appears and he stares down Dark Angel. Dark Angel sees him, then Major leaves. Major is officially in the FWA now. Manyon and his father walk to the back with the World Title. Wait, Willmott's got the microphone...
Ray: Angel, you played with my mind for too long, now I am gonna play mind games with you! It's gonna be me and you Friday night in a DOUBLE HELL IN THE CELL MATCH!!!!! IF YOU GOT THE GUTS, STEP UP TO THE PLATTER, CAUSE THE HITMAN WILL BE WAITING!!!!!
GD: Well it looks like Willmott wants Dark Angel! We will see if Angel accepts. Wait a minute Immortal is taking a slow walk to the ring. I guess to help Dark Angel. Wait Willmott walks up the same aisle and nails Immortal. I guess Immortal was in Ray's way! Wait a minute look up there! IT IS REPTILE in the rafter!!! He begins to repel to the ring!! Dark Angel is just now getting up. Wait two men in long black robes with the face covered make their way to the ring. They stand at ringside. Reptile is in the ring now. Wait Immortal is back up. Wait look up there! In the upper deck of the arena, Paladin is pointing a sword straight at Immortal!! What!! Wait Reptile pulls out a bat and points it straight at Dark Angel! The two men are in a stare down!
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