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Monday Night Madness (4/19/99)

[The screen turns black...a faint buzing in the background. Slowly the darkness swirls and three letters written in blood red...F_W_A! All of a sudden FWA Theme Music begins playing as the camera goes to an above shot of the Air Canada Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada!! The arena is jam packed with FWA fans, all screaming and enjoying the pyrotechnics and lasers which errupt all over the building. The camera slowly moves closer and closer until finally reaching Gary Dawson.]

GD: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Madness!! Tonight we have 6 matches to bring you to you, including HUGE 1 Title Match!! Plus 3 Tag Title Tourny matches and a 20 Man Battle Royal for a shot at the TV Title! But before we go to the ring, let me bring you this news! Before we went on the air, we heard that backstage Kid Ego was attacked! We do not know who and how bad it is, but the TV Title match with him vs. Pimp may not happen! We will have to see! Lets go to our first match!

#1 Sex Inc. (Marino Stirrvinski and Big Daddy Dick) vs. TC: Super Fly and TC: The Franchise (Tag Team Title Tourny Match)

GD: Here we go! Dick and Fly start off. Atomic Drop by Dick. Suplex by Dick. Clothesline by Dick. Dick tags out to Stirrvinski. Choke Slam by Stirrvinski. Brainbuster by Stirrvinski. Spinning Heel Kick by Stirrvinski. Wait Fly rolls over and tags in Franchise. Franchise pounds on Stirrvinski. Powerbomb by Franchise. Neckbreaker by Franchise. Franchise tags in Fly and they double team Stirrvinski. Running Powerbomb by Fly. Franchise goes for a DDT, but Dick comes in kicks Franchise low. Stirrvinski tags in Dick. Fly goes after Dick witha Clothesline, but he ducks and hits Fly with a Pimp Drop! Stirrvinski is back up and he picks up Franchise. Big Nightmare by Stirrvinski on Franchise!! Stirrvinski and Dick throw Franchise outside! Now they set up Super Fly in the corner. The Ruptured Jewels by Stirrvinski and Dick on Fly!! Dick covers Fly! 1, 2, 3!!! Sex Inc. wins!!!! Fly and Franchise are now out of the Tag Team Tourny! Lets go backstage to Ray Willmott and Perseus!!

Ray: Is this a dagger I see before me! Come, let me clutch thee! (Macbeth, Shakespere!) It's ironic isn't it, the fact that you can beat a superstar, two weeks in a row! Well I have that awaiting me after tonight, by defeating Sanders for the second week running! That's no small feat, as i'm sure you agree! Nothing personnal, BUT I LOATHE YOUR TACTICS!!!!!! You pissed me off Sanders, now I will piss you off again, by robbing you of your chance for the tag team gold! Not you or any FWA team will stand in myself or Perseus way of becoming the champions!

Perseus: That's right

(A looming figure steps out of the shadows!)

Our quest is pure, simple and effective! Many bodies shall be left behind us, as we persevere through all possible odds! Nothing will prevent us from claiming the ultimate prize at the end and the monicre of being the best tag team in the FWA today! Finally, our dream shall be accomplished!

Ray: So it is written, so it shall come to pass! HSI, tonight you will succumb to the HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

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(The scene fades, as the dim light that fluctuated throughout the room, goes out!)

#2 Cid Sepheroth and AFI .v. Slayer and Mystery Partner (Tag Team Title Tourny Match)

GD: Well after the unfortuante death of Asmodeus, Slayer has picked a mystery partner to fill in for him for the rest of the tourny! But he has not showed up yet, so Slayer goes it alone! OK, here we go! Slayer locks up with AFI. AFI sends Slayer to the ropes. AFI nails him with a clothseline. AFI tags in Cid. Cid picks up Slayer, and a body slam. Cid with a couple knife edge chops to the chest of Slayer. Cid tags in AFI. AFI rakes Slayer in the eyes. Slayer rolls out of the ring! AFI follows him out. Slayer back in. AFI gets in and Slayer hits AFI with a Clothesline. AFI falls flat on the mat. Cid gets in the ring, Slayer nails him with a knife edge chop, and down goes Cid. Cid and AFI roll to the outside to regroup. AFI climbs back onto the apron, and into the ring. They lock up, and AFI with the kick to gut. AFI picks up Slayer, Slayer gets out of it, he switches it with a spinning neck breaker. What a move! Slayer for the pin, 1..2 and AFI kicks out! Slayer drops with a leg drop. Slayer picks up AFI, AFI nails him with a low blow! AFI rolls over and tags in Cid. Cid stomps on Slayer! Cid picks him up, and sends him into the corner. Cid With a knife edge chop, another one, and another one. Cid chokes him in the corner! Cid picks him up, and a power slam. For the pin, 1..2.. and he kicks out! Cid pulls something out of his pants, he nails Slayer with it! Wait the lights dim and "T-4 Strain" starts to play. A few seconds go by and a man wearing a mask, black boots, blue jeans and a white 'Enforcers' shirt walks down the ramp. Fireworks go off on either side of him until he gets to ringside area. Then, the masked man jumps in the ring, and walks up to Slayer and says something. This must be Slayer's mystery partner! All 4 men are in the ring now and the begin to fight! Slayer and the masked man gets the advantage! They clothesline AFI outside the ring! The masked man and Slayer puts Cid on the top rope. Slayer climbs up. The Smash by Slayer on Cid!! 1, 2, 3!!! Slayer and this mystery man win!! They continue on in the tourny, while Cid and AFI are out!!

#3 Lo Wang .v. Lost Soul (No DQ Match)

GD: Lost Soul comes out first. Then Lo Wang's music begins to play, but no Lo Wang! Lost Soul looks towards the aisle looking for him. Wait from under the ring, Lo Wang jumps into the ring and zaps Lost Soul with a tazer for about 15 seconds!!! Soul is out!! Wait Wang grabs his cane from outside the ring! He picks up Lost Soul and whacks the cane over the head of Soul!! Fists of Fury by Wang!!! 1, 2, 3!! Wang wins!!!

#4 Lucifer vs. Beelbezub vs. Poppa Bear vs. Gunslinger vs. Iceberg vs. Big Daddy vs. Sandman vs. Trent Walker vs. Eddie Gilbert vs. Flash Flanagan vs. Kevin Cruz vs. Black Dragon vs. Big Daddy Dick vs. Malice vs. Trilogy X vs. Falcon vs. Brawler vs. Skee Lo vs. The Virgin (19 Man Battle Royal)

GD: All 20 men are in the ring EXCEPT Rick Furious who is injured from a car wreck!! It looks MP is staying together in one corner! Skee Lo is the first one out as get tossed by Gilbert! Virgin gets tossed out by Lucifer and Beelbezub! Black Dragon clotheslines Brawler outside! Flanagan gets tossed out by Dragon! Big Daddy uses his strength to body press Malice out of the ring!! Cruz gets thrown out by Iceberg! Walker jumps into the corner with MP and he lands on Sandman! His momentum sends both Sandman and Walker out of the over the top! Falcon clotheslines X outside the ring! But then Poppa Bear tosses out Falcon from behind! Big Daddy grabs Gilbert by the throat and sends him lauching outside! But then Lucifer and Beelbezub sneak up on Big Daddy and dump him out! Daddy is mad! At the same time, Poppa Bear slings Gunslinger into Beelbezub which causes Beelbezub to go outside! Beelbezub is MAD!!! Beelbezub begins to rip the ring steps apart and he throws them! Lucifer looks on stunned! Iceberg comes up and clotheslines Lucifer out!! Beelbezub and Lucifer then argue all the way to the back! 5 men left! Gunslinger and Big Daddy Dick fight in one corner while Poppa Bear and Black Dragon fight on the other side! Iceberg just watches! Wait Iceberg runs up and dumps both Dick and Gunslinger out!! Then Iceberg runs to the other side and dumps Dragon and Poppa Bear out!!! Iceberg wins!!! The other 4 were too busy fighting with each other and they forgot about Iceberg!! Dick and Dragon are still fighting Gunsliner and Poppa Bear on the outside! He comes some officials to break it up! Iceberg will face the TV Champion on Friday! Well we finally have cleared the ringside area!

The lights go out and an eerie white glow fills the arena as the church bells start to ring. Perseus, Red Hot Ray Willmott, and The Scorcher make their way to the ring. Suddenly, a voice comes up from the speakers.

Dark Angel: "Trent Walker, make your way to the ring...NOW!!!

You see Trent Walker reluctantly make his way to the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and looks up at the image of The Dark Angel on the MasterTron. Suddenly, Perseus grabs Trent Walker from behind. Rocky End by Perseus!!! Scorcher grabs Trent Walker by the throat and picks him up in the air. He takes him over to the top turnbuckle. OHH MY GOD!!! Scorcher just threw Trent Walker to the ground. Trent Walker hit the back of his head on the guardrail on the way down. He's out cold!! Scorcher, Perseus, and Ray Willmott climb out of the ring and start beating on Trent Walker with chairs. Crucifix by Ray Willmott on the concrete!!!

Dark Angel: "You failed me for the last time, Trent Walker. I have now created an Empire which someone the likes of you doesn't fit in. Now, Walker, sit back and watch us destroy the FWA..."

The scene on the MasterTron closes as Ray Willmott, Perseus, and The Scorcher leave the unconscious Trent Walker behind.



#5 EE: Perseus and EE: Ray Willmott .v. HSI: Lance Manyon and HSI: Jayzon Sanders (Tag Team Title Tourny Match)

GD: Perseus an Willmott make their way to the ring. Then fireworks shoot off and "On a Plain" by Nirvana plays as Jayzon Sanders and Lance Manyon make their way to the ring.



GD: Ray Willmott and Jayzon Sanders start things off. Willmott puts him in a headlock. Sidewalk Slam by Sanders. Elbow Drop by Sanders. Willmott moves out of the way. Willmott starts stomping on Sanders arm. Willmott puts Sanders in an Arm Bar Submission Hold. Sanders grabs the ropes after several seconds. Willmott picks him up and whips Sanders against the ropes. Spinning Heel Kick by Willmott. Cover... One... Two... Lance Manyon runs in and breaks the pin... Perseus charges in and clotheslines Manyon out of the ring. Perseus and Willmott start beating on Sanders. Double Suplex by Willmott and Perseus. They whip him against the ropes. Double Clothesline, but Sanders ducks under. Sanders takes out Perseus with a Spinning Heel Kick but as he turns around, Willmott knocked him out of his boots with a devastating clothesline! Willmott picks him up. DDT by Willmott. Cover... One... Two... Thre...Willmott picks Sanders back up... What's he doing?!? He might of been able to win there!! Willmott tags in Perseus. Willmott holds Sanders as Perseus gets to the rope rope. Double Axehandle by Perseus. Perseus picks up Sanders. Low Blow by Sanders. Sanders crawls over and tags in Manyon. Manyon gets to the top rope as Perseus stands up. Missile Dropkick by Manyon! Cover... One... Perseus kicks out... Manyon picks up Perseus. Piledriver by Manyon, but Perseus stops it. Backbody Drop by Perseus. Perseus tags in Willmott. Perseus and Willmott place Manyon on the top rope. OHH MY GOD!!! Top rope Double Suplex by Perseus and Willmott on Manyon!!! Willmott covers... One... Two... Thre...Manyon barely kicks out... Willmott picks up Manyon. Low blow by Manyon. Rake to the eyes by Manyon. Manyon tags in Sanders. They whip Willmott against the ropes. Double Clothesline on Willmott. Sanders whips Willmott against the ropes. Kick to the gut by Sanders. Prime Time by Sanders. NO!!! Willmott blocks it. Reverse DDT by Willmott. Willmott covers... One... Two... Manyon runs in and breaks the pin... Perseus runs in and starts attacking Manyon. Manyon moves out of the way and takes Perseus down with a Drop Toe Hold. Big Leg Drop off the top rope by Manyon. But Perseus moves out of the way. While this is going on, Willmott has been beating on Sanders. Willmott picks up Sanders...CRUCIFIX BY WILLMOTT!!! Willmott goes to cover... One... Manyon struggles up and walks over to break the pin. But Perseus blocks him. ROCKY END BY PERSEUS!!! Two... Three... Ray Willmott and Perseus win the match!!!

[Perseus calls for a mic.. It is thrown in the ring promptly.. Perseus puts the mic in his hand..]

Perseus : Tanaka? Tanaka? Yeah, that's my f'n name, if you catch my drift..

[With that having been said, the crowd roars in approval..]

Tanaka : Hell yeah! That does mean I'm back.. And guess what.. I ain't no dark guy anymore either.. And I just wanted to clear a couple of things out of the air.. First thing, although due to popular belief, I am not one of Dark Angel's men under his control like that freak, Trent Walker.. I never listened to a word he said, but he still came out and said I was..

Tanaka : And I'm back to the way I used to be.. Along with my manager, The Mastermind.. We also got my Bodyguard, The Scorcher.. And my former personnal valet, Trisha, has also returned..

[Crowd even more into him now.. Following his every word..]

Tanaka : And Angel if you don't like this, then I don't give a damn!

GD: What a shock! Tanaka is back and Perseus is gone! I hope we can get some more answers in the coming days! Lets go to the Main Event!!

#6 TT: Big Poppa Pimp .v. Kid Ego (TV Championship)

GD: Pimp comes out first. We now wait to see if Ego shows up. Here he comes, but he seems to be limping a little. He gets into the ring and starts walking around. I don't if Ego can wrestle! The ref asks him. The bell rings, so I guess he can! They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder Block by Ego. Suplex by Ego. DDT by Ego. Crucifix by Ego. 1, 2, kickout! Sleeper by Ego. Wait Pimp reverses it into a Jawbreaker. Russian Leg Sweep by Pimp. Piledriver by Pimp. Pimp starts working over the knee of Pimp. Pimp goes up top. Shooting Star Press by Pimp. Pimp goes back up top. He goes for a Suicide Dive, but Ego moves! Ego is back up and he hits a Heart Kick. Powerbomb by Ego. Figure-Four by Ego. Pimp grabs the ropes. Ego seems to have been hurt by that move just as much as Pimp did! Ego picks up Pimp. Hurricanrana by Ego. 1, 2, kickout! Ego applies a Full Nelson, but Pimp backs him into a corner. Hurricanrana by Pimp. Tornado DDT by Pimp. Pimp goes up top. 450 Splash by Pimp. Super Kick by Pimp. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Pimp slings Ego into the corner. Pimp charges in for a Pimp Strut, but Ego moves and Pimp lands in the ropes. Super Kick by Ego. Cover by Ego. 1, 2, KICKOUT! Full Nelson Slam by Ego. Ego picks up Pimp. Ego goes for the Ego Check, but Pimp blocks it. Inside Cradle by Pimp! 1, 2, KICKOUT!! That was close!! Pimp picks up Ego and puts him on the top rope. Ego begins to pound on Pimp. Ego jumps on Pimp's shoulders for what looks like a Hurricanrana, but Ego spins around and uses a Victory Roll on Pimp!! 1, 2, 3!!!! Kid Ego wins!! Ego is the NEW TV Champion!!! What a match!! Wait from the crowd Poppa Bear nails Ego from behind with a lead pipe!! We are very much out of time! Wait here comes Paladin and Lost Soul running down to the ring! That spells trouble for Ego, but we have to go! See you Friday!!

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