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Monday Night Rampage (3/29/99)

[The screen turns black...a faint buzing in the background. Slowly the darkness swirls and three letters written in blood red...F_W_A! All of a sudden FWA Theme Music begins playing as the camera goes to an above shot of the Air Canada Center in Toronto, Ontario, Canada!! The arena is jam packed with FWA fans, all screaming and enjoying the pyrotechnics and lasers which errupt all over the building. The camera slowly moves closer and closer until finally reaching Gary Dawson.]

GD: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Madness!! Tonight we have 8 matches to bring you to you, including 3 Title Matches!! Lets go to...Wait!!

(Gary Dawson is rudely cut off during his opening and you can hear Wicked by Korn come over the P.A. The fans go crazy as from behind the curtain.....Big Poppa Pimp and Mr.Monday Night, representing the brew, make their way to the ring wearing their Brew T-Shirts. Mr.Monday Night is limping just a bit from the scratch he received Friday Night but seems to be in perfect shape. They arrive at ringside and roll in and Big Poppa Pimp steals the annoucer's mic and begins to speak......)

BPP:Well, I know you weren't expecting us out here but you see there's things that we have to get off our chest and it will be taken care of right now. So Rick, Ross Jackson, Falcon, AFI, and Malice, come down here cuz we need to have a talk.

(The remaining memebers of the BREW come down to ringside and begin to fill up the ring)

MMN:(Gets the mic from BPP)Well guys, now that we're all here, we need to have a talk.

(All the rest of the BREW members look confused and finally Rick steps up and speaks....)

RRD:What's this all about guys? If there's something you've got to say, say it. Let's not beat around the bush.

BPP:Well now that you mention it, OK. We will tell you. Frankly, we're not happy the way the BREW is working out.

RRD:What do you mean???

BPP:Well, for instance Friday.....You guys were supposed to help out with the jump on Dark Angel but only Rick showed up. AFI didn't come down, Malice didn't come down, as well as Ross Jackson or whoever he has next to him.

RRD:So what are you saying then?

MMN:What he's saying is this. We're leaving the Brew.

(The crowd is now in total shock at what they have just heard as well as the remaining BREW members)

RRD:This is a joke now isn't it. Come on guys tell us you're just playing.

(Everyone is now in totall confusion then suddenly, Kid Ego's music comes on and he walks down to ringside with his tag team belt hung over his shoulder. He's wearing one of his Kid Ego shirts reading "Lust 4-Life" as he walks into ringside and all the Brew members are just starring at Kid Ego standing next to his tag partner MMN and BPP)

RRD:So what's he doing here???

BPP:Well, it's like this.

(Big Poppa Pimp, Mr.Monday Night, and Kid Ego all tear off their shirts that they are wearing and underneath they are wearing shirts that read "Triple Threat" The Crowd cheers and the BREW is in total disbelief. They look confused but enraged as well as Tony faints and falls to the ground....)

MMN:Well, before you get pissed just calm down. Look, we can either go peacefully and stay on good terms or if you want to be little immature children about this, well......you know what will come next. Now AFI, you're in charge so you lead these guys as you see fit. There's alot of potential in you, you just have to find it hidden deep within.

(Rick runs up, and approaches Big Poppa Pimp and throws Tea in his face.....)

RRD:What do you think about that? You're not so tough now are you. I made the BREW. I did. You want out fine, but it's gonna cost you Pimp. Friday Night, me and you.

BPP:Well, I thought it would come down to this(walks up to Rick and puts his hand on his shoulder trying to calm him down but Rick pushes it away) Look, this isn't personal. You still have your belt. You don't need us.

RRD:Bleep You. Friday night, me and you Pimp. I don't care what I have to do for it.

BPP:(MMN whispers something into BPP's ear)Okay, if you think you're so tough, then put your lightweight title on the line.

RRD:(Looks at his belt and back at BPP)You got it. Friday Night, you and me Pimp....You're going down.

(Rick and the remaining brew members stomp away both angry and confused as the NEW Triple Threat stand before the crowd with 3 fingers raised in the air and everyone on their feet)

GD: Now lets go to the action!!

#1 Marino Stirrvinski .v. Falcon

GD: They lock up. Clothesline by Falcon. Drop Kick by Falcon. Piledriver by Falcon. Sleeper by Falcon. Stirrvinski turns it into a Jawbreaker. Spinning Heel Kick by Stirrvinski. Brainbuster by Stirrvinski. Figure-Four by Stirrvinski. Falcon grabs the ropes. Stirrvinski goes for a Piledriver, but Falcon backdrops him. Backbreaker by Falcon. DDT by Falcon. Brainbuster by Falcon. Falcon picks up Stirrvinski for a Gorilla Press, but Stirrvinski thumbs him in the eyes! Wait Lost Sou has slide out from underneath the ring with some brass knuckles. No one has seen this. Clothesline by Marino. Cover by Marino. 1, 2, kickout! Marino gets up and argues with the ref! Lost Soul slaps Falcon! Then he slips the brass knuckles on the hand of Falcon. What! Marino goes to pick up Falcon. Oh Low Blow by Falcon. Falcon nails Marino with the brass knuckles! Somehow the ref does not see this!! The Dirty Bird by Falcon!! 1, 2, 3!! Falcon wins!! Lost Soul jumps into the ring. He puts out his hand an Falcon shakes it! Falcon turns around. Wait Lost Soul pulls out some more brass knuckles from his tights. He nails Falcon in the back of the head with them! Falcon's music plays and he heads to the back! Falcon and Lost Soul will meet on Friday!! Lets go to Mike Adams for an interview in the ring!!

Wangbang by Lo Wang plays up on the pa and Lo Wang walks down the arena with green dockers on walking barefoot, with all his tattoes showing, and fans start chanting "Bang Wang" as he walks down, and a tube spews fire over Wang's head and he is unscathed by the burning flames. A MG security guard hands Wang his Diamond tipped singapore cane and Wang continues down to the ring and Mike Adams begins to speak

Adams:Hello, this is Mike Adams and I am here to interview cruiserweight sensation Lo Wang.

Wang:That is right Adams, now I would like to say a few words to my fans worldwide ... Fans boo and throw trash. like I said, my many fans. First, tonight is a big night for Mean Green, its a big night for Lance Manyon, its a big night for a lot of people. But unfortunently, some of those people won't get to fulfill there dreams. Now, I heard reptile say some truthful words back there, now let me quote this "When Reptile makes a promise, its a guarentee" or something like that. Well, I guess you could say the same of me. And I promise that tonight, Mean Green will have the hardcore title around one of our waists. Now adams, ask away friend

Adams: Okay, now recently, you joined the reborn Mean Green, but lately, you guys have changed....

Wang: Whoa, wait a second. We never have changed. We are the same as we are always, Rich, Sexy, and Pure Winners! Wang flexes and some females whistle See what I mean?

Adams: Yes I do. Now being the lightest Cruiserweight in FWA history to ever hold the Cruiserweight belt. Now, since you are the lightest competitor in the hardcore battle royal, I see it be interesting if you told me your strategy?

Wang: How bout not Mark . But I will tell you a bit about it. You see, just because I am the lightest contender doesn't mean that I am the weakest. Now, lets take Muhammad Ali for an example. He float like a butterfly, stung like a bee. I am just like that, except I sting like a sledgehammer. And my accupuncture treatment is more than any contender in that ring could handle, so I believe that I have my strenghts, so I will concentrate on that. Puts on his Green sunglases Now excuse me minor leaguer, I have some [bleep] to kick!

Wang walks to the lockerroom area

Adams:Ladies and gentlemen, that was Lo Wang, the shadow warrior. Now Gary Dawson, take it away.

#2 MP: Sandman .v. Redman

GD: They lock up. Boot by Redman. Punches by Redman. Powerbomb by Redman. Gorilla Press Slam by Redman. DDT by Redman. Redman whips Sandman into he ropes. Wait Spear by Sandman. Powerbomb by Sandman. Sandman picks up Redman. Wait Reptile runs down to the ring with his new manager, Carmen Electra! Reptile has a chair in his hands. He runs in the ring. He goes to hit Redman. But Redman kicks him in the gut. Sandman comes over, and both Sandman and Redman clothesline Reptile over the ropes. Carmen Electra helps up Reptile, and they go back to the dressing room while the match continues! Hurricanrana by Sandman. Diamond Cutter by Sandman. DDT by Sandman. Sandman goes for The Dreamer, but Redman pushes him away. Clothesline by Redman. Death Valley Driver by Redman. 1, 2, foot on the ropes!! Wait here comes Poppa Bear with a pipe!! Wait Beelbezub runs down too! Bear whispers something in his ear! Beelbezub jumps onto the apron! Bear enters the ring ad nails Redman with the lead pipe!! Beelbezub jumps down and the ref turns around. 1, 2, 3!! Sandman wins!!!

#3 MG: Paladin .v. Asmodeus .v. E: Slayer (Triple Threat Match)

GD: OK, here we go with the next match. Paladin sends slayer to the ropes, Paladin comes back with a drop kick. Asmodeus attacks Paladin. Asmodeus picks up Paladin, and a spine buster. Slayer gets back up and tacles down Asmodeus. Slayer goes for the pin, 1..2 and Asmodeus kicks out. Paladin comes over, he locks up with Slayer, Slayer sends Paladin to the ropes, he ducks the closeline, and comes with a spinning heel kick to Slayer. Paladin goes for the pin,1.. and Asmodeus makes the save. Asmodeus with a couple of knife edge chops to the chest of Paladin. Paladin comes back with some knife edge chops. Asmodeus with a punch, Paladin comes back with one. Slayer is up on the top ropes, he jumps, Paladin and Asmodeus both catch him and drop him down on there knee. paladin goes for the pin, Asmodeus takes him off. Asmodeus starts pounding on the back of Paladin before Paladin can get up. Slayer runs over and nails Asmodeus with a excelenet spinning neck breaker. Slayer for the pin, 1..2. and Asmodeus kicks out. Paladin goes off the ropes, and he catches Slayer with a spinning neck breaker. Paladin drops down with an elbow on Asmodeus. Paladin in control here. He picks up Asmodeus and flicks him over the top ropes. Paladin attacks Slayer. Slayer blocks Paladin's punch, Slayer with a kick to the gut, and a ddt. Slayer picks up Paladin, and a brain buster. Asmodeus clibs back into the ring, he closelines Slayer from behind. Asmodeus taunts to the fans, Paladin rolls him up in a small package, 1..2. and he kicks out. Asmodeus picks up Paladin, and a Devil Driver. Paladin accidently hit the ref with his boot when he was being picked up! Wait now, here comes Reptile. Reptile slides in the ring with a chair, he nails Slayer over the head!! Reptile nails Asmodeus with the chair!! Asmodeus goes over the top rope. Reptile drags Paladin on top of Slayer! Reptile wakes the ref!! 1..2..3!!! Paladin wins!!! Now let backstage with Mark Jenkins!!

(The camera goes back to the locker room where Mark Jenkins is standing by with Mr. Monday night and a unknown person...)

Mark Jenkins: Well It is nice to see you here at the Monday Night Madness. Who is this beautiful lady you have next to you???

Mr. Monday Night: Well Mark, this is my new valet, Lets just call her Amy. She will be escorting me to my matches.

Mark: Well so are you recovering nicely???

Mr. Monday Night: Well frankly, I am feeling great. I am fully recovered from that scratch i recieved from the jump on Friday, and right now all I want to do is go down to ringside, watch a little wrestling, and enjoy the remainder of the card.

(Mr. Monday Night along with his valet Amy walk away to go and take their front row seats.)

Mark Jenkins: Ok, back to you Gary

#4 MG: Ray Willmott .v. Big Daddy Dick .v. Kevin Cruz (Backlot Brawl/Triple Threat Match)

GD: All 3 men are in the backlot outside the arena! To win you have knock out your opponents out! Dick comes out dressed in full hockey gear with a metal hockey stick. Also on his shirt it say Sex Inc. on it! Here we go. Dick nails Willmott with the stick! Cruz clotheslines Dick. Pontiac Press by Cruz on Dick on the concrete! Slam by Cruz. Leg Drop by Cruz. Willmott nails Cruz. Rocker Dropper by Willmott on Cruz. Willmott throws Cruz into a car!! Willmott sends Dick into a dumpster! Facebuster on the concrete on Dick. Willmott grabs a lead pipe. He swings it at Dick, but Cruz grabs it. Kick by Cruz. Cruz nails Willmott with the pipe. Low Blow by Dick on Cruz! Suplex by Dick. DDT by Dick. Dick nails Cruz with the stick! Wait Miss Breast Suffocator applies the Breast Suffocator to Willmott!! Dick puts Cruz on the car. Pimp Drop on the car by Dick on Cruz!! Dick jumps off the car with a Splash on Willmott, but Willmott moves! Willmott throws Dick into a dumpster! Willmott cleans off a buffet table and puts Dick on it. Crucifix by Willmott on Dick through the table!!! Cruz is up. He stomps on Willmott. He picks him up for the Cruz Missile, but Willmott slides behind Cruz! Kick and a Crucifix by Willmott on the concrete!! Wait here comes a car! It runs right at Willmott! Willmott dives out of the way just in time!! Marino Stirrvinski steps out of the car! He breaks a broomstick over the head of Willmott!! Dick, Marino, and Miss Breast Suffocator then hop into the car and drive off!! This match is a No Contest!!

#5 TB: Rick Daws .v. E: Rick Furious .v. John Holliday (Lightweight Championship/Triple Threat Match)

GD: Here we go for the next match, as we are joined by Reptile

Reptile: Ya damn right, as the ratings are now goin through the roof.

GD: Yeah ok. Daws gets sent to the ropes by Holliday. Holliday hits him with a clothseline. Furious comes over and nails Holliday with a drop kick, and over the ropes goes Holliday.

Reptile: Daws gets back to his feet, he picks up Furious for a scoop slam. Daws drops with an elbow, and another one. Holliday gets back in the ring, he climbs up the to the tope rope, and a double axe handle on Daws.

GD: Holliday picks up Furious, Furious comes back with a left and a right punch. Furious goes off the ropes and comes back with a flying clothseline.

Reptile: Furious lookin sharp here tonight. He picks up Daws, and a body slam. Holliday gets back to his feet, Furious turns around, and Holliday spheres him down.

GD: Holliday picks up Furoius, and a side walk slam, he goes for the pin,1..2. and Furious kicks out. Daws runs over and puts Holliday in a sleeper hold.

Reptile: Furious rolls to the outside, he picks up a chair, he runs back in, and hits Daws over the head with a chair. Holliday nails Furious with a low blow.

GD: All 3 men are down, the ref counts. Holliday slowly gets back to his feet, he rolls Daws over for the pin, 1..2. and Furious makes the save. Furious picks up Holliday, and a german suplex. Furious with a ddt on Holliday. Daws gets back to his...

Reptile: Let me talk. Daws gets back to his feet, Furious turns around, he picks up Daws, and a power bomb. Furious gets Holliday, and its the Fury Lock. Holliday is screaming in pain. Wait from behind Daws is back inside the ring! Daws nails Furious! Tea Drop by Daws on Furious! 1, 2, 3!! Daws wins!!

#6 E: Gunslinger .v. MG: Lo Wang .v. Trent Walker .v. MP: Beelbezub .v. MG: Paladin .v. Tim Booker .v. MP: Poppa Bear .v. Kevin Cruz .v. Falcon .v. Big Daddy (Hardcore Championship/10 Man Weapons Battle Royal)

GD: All 10 men are in the ring! Here we go! Poppa Bear nails Booker with a chair and dumps him out!! Cruz has a bat and swings it at Bear. Kick and Bear nails Cruz with the bat. Beelbezub has a hockey stick. He nails Bear and Cruz with it, and it sends them out of the ring!! Trent Walker, Beelbezub, and Gunslinger begin to fight it out in a corner! Wait Lo Wang grabs a kitchen sin and throws it at them! Gunslinger goes flying outside! Falcon picks up a stop sign and nails Walker with it!! Walker gets thrown out!! Big Daddy nails Falcon with a chair. Wang and Beelbezub fight near the ropes! Paladin has a pipe and he nails Beelbezub! Big Daddy throws him out!! We are down to 4!! Falcon is in trouble. 3 MG members against him!! Falcon nails Wang with a bat! Daddy has a chair. He swings it at Falcon, but he ducks and Daddy nails Paladin instead, sending him out of the ring!! Falcon grabs the hockey stick and nails Daddy!! Daddy almost goes out!! Wang picks up a stop sign. Falcon turns around and dropkicks the sign into the face of Wang! Wang tetters on the ropes! Falcon goes to dump him out! Daddy gets up and grabs a baseball bat. He nails Falcon with it and it sends him outside! But the momentum also sends Wang outside too! Big Daddy is the NEW Hardcore Champion!!

#7 Jayzon Sanders .v. TB: Iceberg (Non-Title/Hell in a Cell Match)

GD: Both men are in the cell! Here we go! Headlock and a Shoulder Block by Iceberg. Release German Suplex by Iceberg. Backbreaker by Iceberg. Front Suplex by Iceberg. Iceberg puts Sanders on top. Hangman's Neckbreaker by Iceberg. Iceberg throws Sanders outside. Sanders reverses a whip and sends Iceberg into the steel steps! Slam on the floor by Sanders. Sanders rolls in Iceberg. Manhattan Drop by Sanders. Clothesline by Sanders. Butterfly Suplex by Sanders. Spinning Powerbomb by Sanders. Sanders puts Iceberg on top. Top Rope Powerbomb by Sanders. Sanders goes for a Prime Time, but Iceberg pushes him away. Kick and a Suplex by Iceberg. DDT by Iceberg. Iceberg goes outside and grabs a chair. He swings it at Sanders, but Sanders dropkicks the chair into the face of Iceberg! Sanders goes for a Powerbomb, but Iceberg rolls over Sanders into a rollup! 1, 2, kickout!! Kick and an Ice Pick by Iceberg!! 1, 2, Sanders' foot is on the ropes!! Iceberg nails Sanders with the chair!! Wait Reptile tries to get into the cell! Reptile climbs the cell and tries to break in! Wait Sanders is up! He spins Iceberg around. he goes for the Prime Time, but Iceberg pushes him into the corner. Sanders goes for a Clothesline, but Iceberg ducks Kick and the Ice Pick by Iceberg!! 1, 2, 3!!! Iceberg wins!! Wait Reptile has broke a hole in the cell!! He gets in the cell and starts to pound on Iceberg!!

#8 Dark Angel .v. HSI: Lance Manyon (World Championship)

GD: First comes out Paladin. I guess he is the so-called enforcer in this match. Here comes the special ref for this match, Jayzon Sanders. This should be interesting. Wait Sanders tells Paladin leave. Some more officials come down and drag him to he back! Both men are in the ring and here we go! They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder Block by Angel. Armbar by Angel. Manyon reverses it into an Armbar of his own. Headlock by Manyon. Angel pushes him into the ropes. Manyon runs the ropes. Knee to the gut by Angel. Suplex by Angel. Leg Drop by Angel. Cover by Angel. 1.2.kickout! That was sort of a fast count by Sanders. Angel goes up top. He goes for a Missile Drop Kick, but Manyon moves! Bulldog by Manyon. Elbow to the neck by Manyon. Lo Wang walks down to the ring as always, with a green armani suit. Sanders jumps out of the ring and tells him to leave! Here come some more official to drag him away. Leg Drop to the neck by Manyon. Backbreaker by Mayon. Neckbreaker by Manyon. Cover by Manyon. 1......2..kickout!! That was a slow count by Sanders. Manyon looks mad. Camel Clutch by Manyon. Angel is too close to the ropes! DDT by Manyon. Manyon begins to stomp on the neck of Angel. Manyon is working on Angel's injured neck. Manyon throws Angel over the top rope! Manyon slings Angel into the steel steps!! He rolls Angel back inside and heads up top. He goes for a Flying Elbow Drop to Angel's neck, but Angel rolls out of the way! He was playing possum! Cover by Angel. 1.2.kickout! Another fast count by Sanders. Brainbuster by Angel. Powerbomb by Angel. Sleeper by Angel. Manyon backs him into the corner! Elbow to Angel by Manyon. Manyon puts Angel on top. Manyon climbs up. Angel pounds on Manyon. Belly-to-Belly Superplex by Angel. Cover by Angel. 1.2.kickout! Another fast count by Sanders! Wait from the crowd! Big Poppa Pimp!! What is this! Pimp grabs Angel's valet, Inferna!! Angel sees this and here come Trent Walker and Asmodeus! They run after Pimp! Pimp has kidnapped Inferna!! Holy Cow!! Angel turns around. Superkick by Manyon! Cover by Manyon. 1......2......kickout!! Slow Count by Sanders! Now Manyon gets into the face of Sanders. They argue! Manyon pushes Sanders down! Sanders grabs his knee. He may be hurt! Angel gets back up. He kicks Manyon. Angel picks up Manyon for the Epitaph. Sanders is rolling on the mat in pain! Sanders accidently rolls into the legs of Angel! Angel trips and Manyon falls on top of Angel! Wait Sanders makes the count! 1..2..3!!!! Manyon wins! Manyon is the NEW World Champion!! Wait a minute! Sander doesn't look to be hurt! What the hell!! Here comes Walker and Asmodeus back again! Dark Angel stands up and kicks Jayzon Sanders in the gut. The Epitaph by Dark Angel. Lance Manyon turns around. Dark Angel kicks him in the gut. The Epitaph on Manyon by Dark Angel. Trent Walker starts attacking Sanders with a chair. Asmodeus has a 'stop' sign and passes Dark Angel his lead pipe, and then they both proceed to pound on Lance Manyon. They leave the bloody and bruised boys as the officials run to the ring! We are out of time!! I will see you Friday!!

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