Monday Night Madness (3/8/99)
[The screen turns black...a faint buzing in
the background. Slowly the darkness swirls
and three letters written in blood
red...F_W_A! All of a sudden FWA Theme Music begins
playing as the camera goes to an above shot
of the Centrum in Worcester, MA! The arena is
jam packed with FWA fans, all screaming and
enjoying the pyrotechnics and lasers which
errupt all over the building. The camera
slowly moves closer and closer until finally
reaching Gary Dawson.]
GD: Welcome everyone to Monday Night
Madness!! Tonight we have 11 matches to bring
you to you, including 5 Title Matches!! Lets
go....Wait we hear that Redman has something
to say!
(in the back locker room,a reporter meets up
with redman)
Reporter:Redman,will you be watching
reptile's back tonight??
Redman:of course,what kinda stupid question
is that??
Reporter:well,alot of people think your stuck
up reptile's ass!!
Redman>excuse me??what are you tryin to
say??im a friend of reptile's,i help him
out,and prtect him when he needs protection!!
did you come here to insult me,not piss me
off!!
Reporter>ok,im sorry!!now,when will be your
first singles match??
Redman>i don't know,and i dont care!!in that
inceident that happened the other day on that
tred mill,where i went through the wall,i
hurt my shoulder,so i wont be wrestling till
next monday!!
Reporter>oh,well thats too bad,i was hoping
to see you in action soon!!
Redman>oh well!!
Reporter>ok,well thats all for now!!
Redman>good now get out of here!!
#1 Marino Stirrvinski .v. Rick Daws
GD: They lock up. Slam by Daws. Elbow Drop by
Daws. Suplex by Daws. Daws goes up top and
hits a Moonsault. Daws goes for a Stunner,
but Marino get out of it. Clothesline by
Marino. Bulldog by Marino. Spinning Heel Kick
by Marino. Brainbuster by Marino. Leg Drop by
Marino. Marino goes for the Big Nightmare,
but Daws ducks down and sends Marino into the
turnbuckle. Marino turns around and Daws hits
the Tea Drop! 1, 2, 3!! Daws wins!
#2 Malice .v. Ross Jackson
GD: They lock up. Drop Kick by Jackson.
Clothesline by Jackson. German Suplex by
Jackson. Jackson goes up top and connects
with a Top Rope Leg Drop. Jackson puts Malice
on the top rope. Hangman's Neckbreaker by
Jackson. Jackson slings Malice into the
ropes. Kick and he goes for the Ice Pick, but
Malice gets out of it. Malice runs into the
ropes. Kick and a DDT by Malice. Inverted DDT
by Malice. Powerbomb by Malice. Suplex by
Malice. Malice starts the Malicious
Intention, but when he goes for the finish,
Jackson ducks. Kick and the Ice Pick! 1, 2,
3!! Jackson wins!!
#3 TC: The Virgin .v. Black Dragon
GD: They lock up. Scoop Slam by Dragon.
Clothesline by Dragon. STF by Dragon. Virgin
grabs the ropes. Kick and a Spear by Virgin.
Powerbomb by Virgin. DDT by Virgin. Virgins
slings Dragon into the corner. He goes for
The Penetrator, but Dragon moves out of the
way. Kick and the Dragon Desecrator! 1, 2,
3!! Dragon wins!!
#4 Mark Williams .v. TC: The Franchise
(Dumpster Match)
GD: Ok we are joined by Reptile. Here we
go,williams kicks franchise,he kicks him
again!!willams sends franchise to the ropes,
he comes back with a clothseline!!
REPTILE: Franchise gets back up,he hammers
away on williams!!
GD: Franchise sends willams to the corner,he
runs at him,and nailes him with a
clothseline!!
REPTILE: Franchise picks up williams,and a
body slam!!he drops with an elbow,and another
one!!he picks up williams,and a suplex!!he
picks up williams,and a back body drop!!
GD: Franchise chokes williams,the ref
counts,franchise lets him go!!franchise
throws williams over the ropes!!franchise
picks up williams,he trys to flick him in the
dumpster,but williams nails him with an elbow
to the face!!williams picks up franchise and
a suplex!!
Reptile: Williams flicks franchise into the
steel stairs!!williams picks up the steel
steps,and flicks it on franchise!!he picks up
franchise,and flicks him at the dumpster,and
he flicks him at it again!! williams picks up
franchise,and a body slam!!williams picks up
a steel chair,and cracks it over the back of
franchise!!
GD: Williams tosses franchise back at the
dumpster again!!williams is beatin the hell
out of franchise!!
Reptile: Williams delivers a power bomb on
franchise!!he picks up franchise,and he puts
him in the dumpster and closes the lid!
Williams wins!!
#5 EGO/FMS: Cube .v. Skee Lo
GD: They lock up. Skee Lo with a clothesline.
Slam and elbow drop by Skee. Butterfly Suplex
by Skee. DDT by Skee. Swinging Neckbreaker by
Skee. Skee goes up top. He goes for the Low
Down, but Cube moves out of the way.
Hurricanrana by Cube. Piledriver by Cube.
Powerbomb by Cube. Backbreaker by Cube. DDT
by Cube. Cube puts Skee Lo on the top rope.
Pindrop by Pinhead! 1, 2, 3!! Pinhead wins!!
#6 MP: Sandman .v. EGO/FMS: Poppa Bear
Reptile: Ok here we go,both men lock
up,sandman gets tossed to the ropes,poppa
bear connects with a spinning heel kick and
down goes sandman!!
GD: Sandman gets back up,as they lock up
again,and sandman gets the attack in,he
pounds on the back of poppa bear,sandman
drops poppa bear down with a ddt!!he goes for
the pin 1..2 and poppa bear kicks out!!
Reptile: Sandman picks up poppa bear,and a
suplex!!sandman drops with a fist in the
face,and another one!!sandman taunts to the
fans!!sandman goes back on the attack,he
picks up poppa bear,flicks him to the
corner,sandman runs down,poppa bear lifts up
the boot,and down goes sandman!!
GD: Both men are down!!the ref counts,poppa
bear starts to get back up,sandman trys to
get back up too!!poppa bear gets up first,he
lays a beatin to sandman,with rights and
lefts!!poppa bear runs off the ropes,he comes
back flying in the air with a flying
clothesline!!
Reptile: Poppa bear for the pin,1..2.. and
sandman just kicked out!!poppa bear bear
applys the headlock on sandman!!sandman trys
to get to the ropes,but he can't make
it!!poppa bear is sqeezing tightly!!
GD: Sandman gets back to his feet,he elbows
poppa bear in the gut,and again!!sandman runs
to the ropes, and clothselines poppa bear!!
Reptile: Sandman walks over,poppa bear nails
him with a low blow,poppa bear locks sandman
up in the bear claw,he gotem he gotem!!
GD: Sandman is still in it,will he give up,he
is screaming in pain,he is close to the
ropes,he..he..grabs the ropes!! Poppa Bear
almost had him! Poppa Bear picks up Sandman.
Sandman applies The Dreamer to Bear! Bear is
out! Sandman wins!!
Reptile: Damn! Bear almost won!
GD: Kid Ego has something to say backstage.
Kid Ego:"There are alot of people wondering
what I have been up to! I haven't been around
in the last little while. I have been nursing
some old wounds! Right now I want to issue a
challenge to Big Poppa Pimp...seeing how I am
currently ranked number 1, how about a
rematch for that title you have around your
waist? Our match was good, but the next one
will be soo much better! What do you say?
Let's dance!"
With that Kid Ego struts his way past the
camera man and down to ringside to get a
better look at the tag team title match up!
#7 MP: Lucifer and MP: Beelbezub .v. EGO/FMS:
Syxx Pac and Kris Kanyon
(Tag Team Championship)
GD: Syxx came out alone without Kanyon and
the match started anyways! Lucifer and Syxx
start it off. Punches by Syxx. Clothesline by
Syxx. Suplex by Syxx. Lucifer rolls over and
tags Beelbezub. Drop Kick by Beelbezub.
Double-Arm DDT by Beelbezub. Leg Drop by
Beelbezub. Elbow Drop by Beelbezub. Beelbezub
tags Lucifer. Lucifer nails Syxx. German
Suplex by Lucifer. Sling and an Avanlanche by
Lucifer. Lucifer tags in Beelbezub. Beelbezub
stomps on Syxx. Beelbezub tags in Lucifer.
Choke Slam by Lucifer. Wait here come Kanyon!
He runs in and breaks the pin up. He nails
Beelbezub. Death Valley Flatliner by Kanyon
on Beelbezub! From behind, Syxx rolls up
Lucifer! 1, 2, 3!! Syxx and Kanyon are the
NEW Tag Team Champions!!
#8 EGO/FMS: Lo Wang .v. HSI: Eddie Gilbert
(Lightweight Championship/Best of 3 Falls)
GD: They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder
Block by Gilbert. Tornado DDT by Gilbert.
Powerbomb by Gilbert. Powerslam by Gilbert.
Leg Drop by Gilbert. Gilbert ties up Wang in
the corner. He goes for the Tree of Woe, but
Wang breaks free and kicks Gilbert. Spinning
Heel Kick by Wang. Drop Kick by Wang.
Hurricanrana by Wang. Side Suplex by Wang.
German Suplex by Wang. Wang goes up top. he
goes for a Missile Drop Kick, but Gilbert
moves out of the way. Backbreaker by Gilbert.
Gilbert goes up top. Hot Flash by Gilbert! 1,
2, 3!! Gilbert wins the first fall! After a
minute break, we go again. Gilbert starts
stomping on Gilbert. Pump-Handle Slam by
Gilbert. Gilbert ties up Wang in the corner
and hits the Tree of Woe. Gilbert puts Wang
on the top rope. He goes for the Bombshell,
but Wang reverses it into a Top Rope
Frankensteiner. Fists of Fury by Wang! 1, 2,
3!! Wang wins the second fall! We are tied!
Here we go again. Wang applies the Heart
Ripper. Gilbert is in pain, but he grabs
the ropes. Wang stomps on Gilbert. DDT by
Wang. Drop Kick by Wang. Wang goes for a
Tornado DDT, but Gilbert turns it into a
Spinebuster. Gilbert goes up top. He looks
like he is going for the Hot Flash. But Wang
moves out of the way. But Gilbert faked
jumping from the top rope. Wang looks down
and then back up and gets nailed with a
Missile Drop Kick! Gilbert applies the Hot
Stuff Sleeper and Wang finally gives up!!
Gilbert is the NEW Lightweight Champion!!
Wait Poppa Bear comes down and nails Gilbert
with a pipe!!
#9 HSI: Flash Flanagan .v. Dark Angel
(Hardcore Championship/No DQ Match)
GD: Welcome to our next match everyone,wait
now,something is happeing here!!
(the arena darkens,and green lights
flash around,a big money sign appears in the
ring,the song Dangerous begins to play,and
reptile makes his way out to do
commentary)
REPTILE: wuz up GD??
GD: Nothing much here reptile,as we get ready
for the next match!!dark angel and flanagan
lock up,dark angel sends flanagan to the
ropes,angel nails him with a
clothesline!!flanagan gets back up,he comes
back with an attack an angel!!
Reptile: Flanagan sends dark angel into the
corner,flanagan comes running in, and a big
splash on dark angel!!flanagan taunts to the
crowed,as he picks up dark angel and a body
slam!!flanagan goes for the pin,1..2 and dark
angel kicks out!!
GD: Flanagan picks up dark angel,dark angel
fights back,with an elbow to the gut,and
another one,and he sends flanagan to the
ropes,and he nails him with a clothesline!!
dark angel holds onto the ropes to catch his
breath!!
Reptile: Dark angel goes for the attack,he
picks up flanagan,and a pile driver!!
flanagan got dropped hard on that one!!dark
angel goes for the pin,1..2. and flanagan
kicks out!!
GD: Dark angel works on the leg of
flanagan,he jumps on it,and twists it
around!!
Reptile: Dark angel is bein smart now,thats
what he got to do,make it so that flanagan
can't walk!!
GD: Thats a good point there reptile!!dark
angel conitues to work on flanagans knee!!
flanagan is in pain,as dark angel picks him
up,flanagan fights back,dark angel nails him
with a low blow!!
Reptile: Dark angel is argueing with the
ref!!
GD: Flanagan is getting up,he goes to kick
dark angel,flanagan miss,dark angel spins him
around, and nails him with The Epitah!!
Reptile: Dark Angel for the pin,1..2..3!!we
got a new hardcore champ!!
#10 HSI: Jayzon Sanders .v. EGO/FMS: Reptile
(TV Championship)
GD: They lock up. Reptile pounds on Sanders.
Slam by Reptile. Suplex by Reptile. Savate
Kick by Reptile. Jackknife by Reptile.
Reptile applies a Lion Tamer, but Sanders is
too close to the ropes. Reptile goes to pick
up Sanders, but Sanders uses a Manhattan
Drop. Clothesline by Sanders. Double-Arm
Suplex. Snap Suplex by Sanders. Backbreaker
by Sanders. Sanders goes up top. Sanders
comes flying off with a Cross Body. 1, 2,
kickout! Kick and a DDT by Reptile. Reptile
picks up Sanders for a Death Valley Driver,
but Sanders turns it into a DDT. Prime Time
by Sanders! 1, 2, Reptile's foot is on the
ropes! Sanders looks mad and he yells at some
fans at ringside! Sanders picks up Reptile.
Inside Cradle by Reptile! 1, 2, 3!!! Reptile
is the NEW TV Champion!!
#11 HSI: Lance Manyon .v. EGO/FMS: Paladin
.v. Mr. Monday Night
(US Championship/Triple Threat Match)
GD: All 3 men fight it out! MMN clotheslines
Manyon. Paladin nails MMN. Suplex by Paladin.
Russian Leg Sweep by Paladin on MMN. Paladin
goes for a Tornado DDT, but Manyon is up and
he nails MMN and Paladin from the top. Top
Rope DDT by Manyon on Paladin. Backbreaker by
Manyon on MMN. Bulldog by Manyon on Paladin.
Manyon goes for a Powerbomb on MMN, but MMN
reverses it into a Hurricanrana. Spinning
Heel Kick by MMN on Manyon. MMN goes up top
and hits a Moonsault on Paladin. Low Blow by
MMN on Manyon. MMN puts Manyon on the top
rope. He goes for the Kerplunk, but Paladin
nails MMN. Back Suplex by Paladin on MMN. At
the same time, Manyon flew off and hit a
Flying Elbow Drop on Paladin. Manyon puts MMN
on the top rope. The Show's Over by Manyon on
MMN! 1, 2, Paladin leg drops Manyon. Tornado
DDT by Paladin on Manyon. Paladin sets up
Manyon for The Salvation. He picks him up,
but MMN gets up. Monday Night Special by MMN
on Paladin! Manyon falls on top of Paladin,
but MMN breaks up the pin. Kick and a DDT by
MMN on Manyon. Manyon slings MMN into the ref
knocking him out! While this occurs, Rick
Daws comes down to ringside and pulls Paladin
out of the ring and starts to beat him. He
then grabs a steel chair and is about to hit
Paladin with it but Pimp comes down to
ringside as Ravishing Rick Daws is attacking
Paladin, and stops Rick from hitting him with
a steel chair and grabs it away from him and
then turns right around and nails Paladin in
the head with the chair and both Rick and
Pimp continue to beat Paladin! Manyon goes up
top. He looks down at Daws and Pimp. MMN is
back up. He runs up the ropes and kicks
Manyon. Kerplunk by MMN! 1, 2, 3! MMN is the
NEW US Champion!! We are out of time! We will
see you Friday!!
[The copyright page comes up, as the cameras
fade to black.]
