Tuesday Night Terror (3/2/99)
[The screen turns black...a faint buzing in
the background. Slowly the darkness swirls
and three letters written in blood
red...F_W_A! All of a sudden FWA Theme Music begins playing as the camera goes to an above shot
of the Gund Arena in Cleveland, OH!! The arena is jam packed with FWA fans, all screaming and enjoying the pyrotechnics and lasers which errupt all over the building. The camera slowly moves closer and closer until finally reaching Gary Dawson.]
GD: Welcome everyone to a special Tuesday Night Terror!! Tonight we have 10 matches to bring you to you, including 4 Title Matches!! Lets go....Wait we hear that Mike Adams is standing by for an interview with Lo Wang!
Lo Wang comes out to the arena donning full samurai body armor as an oriental tunes plays up on the pa, and the Master Tron shows Lo Wang in some footage killing criminal ninjas in big ole' gun fights, and Lo Wang high fives fans as he walks towards Mike Adams
Mike Adams: Hello, this is Mike Adams and we are live with the latest FWA sensation, Lo Wang.
Lo Wang: Hey
Mike Adams: So, Mr. Wang, what did you call this interview for?
Lo Wang: Well, I just got some info from out back in the locker rooms, and I would like to announce a few things before tonights matches start up.
Mike Adams: Well, what is this information?
Lo Wang: You will get to know soon
Takes off the armor to reveal no shirt and a pair of adidas windbreakers, and snatchs the mic and runs to the ring.
Hey Fans. Do you wanna see Eddie Gilbert win tonights match?
Many cheers are received .
Oh, okay, I see how tonights gonna be. It looks like Eddie brought his southern fried hick [bleep] and brought the rest of you redneck freaks that he calls family to the events tonight. Well, I can say this about Eddie, he is the king, of burgers. Ha ha. Did you see the clip with Eddie working at Burger King. Eddie, I didn't know the FWA didn't pay you enough to live off for you and your
Wang sits down indian style and starts counting his fingers and toes
Wang: 2, 4, 6 ,8, 10 ,12 ,14, nevermind there are more than I have fingers and toes, all those redneck kids of yours are gonna see Big Pappy get some beatings.And you know what Kiddies, I am gonna beat him with this
He pulls out a singapore cane from his back and some fans boo.
And you know how I am gonna beat him? Here's how.
Wang puts the mic on the turnbuckel, then takes the cane and beats down the french and spanish announcers with it, He then takes the mic back
Wang: So it looks like to me, and my hidden allies, that Eddie is gonna be taught some deadly lessons at Lo Wang's dojo of death. Oh yeah, by the way, my ally is going to be at ringside tonight in the match, you all know him at perhaps the onyl rookie superstar in the FWA, Reptile! Here you go Sam Adams, I think you can add 'em up from here. I am outtie
Wang then dashes back to the locker room area
#1 Mark Williams .v. Red Knight
GD: Williams is all over Knight from the start! Slam by Williams. Suplex by Williams. DDT by Williams. Williams picks up Knight and uses the Aftershock on him! 1, 2, 3!! Williams wins!!
#2 TC: Backstreet Brawler .v. Steve Austin
GD: Austin pounds on Brawler. He runs off the ropes and hits a Lou Thez Press on Brawler. Suplex and an Elbow Drop by Austin. Austin goes for the Stunner, but Brawler pushes him away. Clothesline by Brawler. Backbreaker by Brawler. Suplex by Brawler. Diamond Cutter by Brawler. Powerbomb by Brawler. Brawler puts Austin on the top rope. Death Drop by Brawler! 1, 2, 3!! Brawler wins!
#3 TC: The Franchise .v. John Holliday
GD: Franchise pounds away at Holliday. Slam and a Leg Drop by Franchise. Suplex by Franchise. Piledriver by Franchise. He goes for a DDT, but Holliday reverses it into a Northern Light Suplex. Drop Kick by Holliday. Hurricanrana by Holliday. Spinning Frankensteiner by Holliday. DDT by Holliday. Holliday goes up top and hits a Moonsault. Holliday puts Franchise on the top rope. He goes for The Drill, but Franchise reverses it into a Powerbomb! DDT by Franchise! 1, 2, 3!! Franchise wins!!
#4 EGO/FMS: Poppa Bear .v. MP: Sandman .v. Skee Lo
(Triangle Match)
REPTILE: Damn right! Last time i did so good, Josh asked me to be here to take control of you, and ratings were at an all time high because of me at Wrestle War!! Here we go, skee lo and sandman both go after Poppa Bear!! They flick him to the ropes,and clotheslines him down!! Sandman picks up Poppa bear,and a suplex!! Skee lo picks up poppa bear,and a pile driver!!
GD: Your buddy is gettin ganged up!! Skee lo picks up poppa bear and a DDT!! sandman works on the knee of poppa bear!!he twists the knee of poppa bear!! Skee lo works on the other knee!!
REPTILE: Poppa bear in pain,as he tries to get over the ropes!!poppa bear gets the ropes!!sandman picks up poppa bear,and a drop kick!!sandman picks up poppa bear,he reverses it,and a choke slam!!poppa bear clotheslines skee lo!!poppa bear in control!!
GD: Poppa Bear drops with an elbow on skee lo,but sandman comes over,and kicks bear in the head!!sandman picks up poppa bear,and a suplex!!skee lo gets back up,and a leg drop!!
REPTILE: This is a good match, if both of those idiots would stop double teaming!! But I promised i would not interfere!!
GD: You better not!!
REPTILE: Watch yourself GD,no one tells me what to do!!skee lo picks up poppa bear,and a power bomb!!sandman picks up poppa bear,but poppa bear with a low blow,skee lo gets tossed out to the outside!!
GD: Poppa bear picks up sandman,and a ddt!!for the pin,1..2. and sandman kicks out!!poppa bear picks up sandman,and a suplex,and both men are down!!
REPTILE: Skee lo climbs back into the ring,and he flys in with a big splash on poppa bear!!
GD: Skee lo and sandman pick up poppa bear,and a double clothesline!!skee lo gets tossed out to the out side by sandman,reptile where are you goin!!
GD: Reptile goes over,he pushes skee lo into the steel steps,sandman goes to the ropes,reptile trips him up,poppa bear grabs him,a ddt!!poppa bear for the pin,1..2..3 its over!!
REPTILE: Thats how you take care of bussiness!!
GD: You might get fired from doing commentary for that one!!
REPTILE: Oh well,i got to go back,and get ready! Later on GD you loser!!
#5 EGO/FMS: Trilogy X .v. Rick Furious .v. TC: Super Fly
(Triple Threat/Double Pin/No DQ Match)
GD: To win you must pin both opponents. All 3 men are in the ring and they fight it out! Slam by Furious on Fly. Drop Kick by X. German Suplex by X. Frankensteiner by X. Fly is back up and nails Fly. DDT by Fly on X. Piledriver by Fly. Suplex and Leg Drop by Fly. Furious clotheslines Fly. Wait here comes a masked man! He attacks Fly. He chokes and pounds Fly, while Furious goes after X. Piledriver by Furious on X. Wait X is now lowered to the ring and Furious grabs a mic.
Rick Furious: "X... DO YOU KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES FOR BACKSTABBING ME? This is just a taste of what is in store for anyone who thinks that they can betray me. This is a warning for all the other wrestlers out there who think that they can cross us. Until now, there has been no threat to the stable title, or any other titles out there. I'll get back to you in a minute X, I think Gunslinger has a few words for everyone, especially you Sanders."
Furious hands the microphone over to Gunslinger. Furious hops out of the ring and is looking for something under the apron.
Gunslinger: "Sanders, our match is coming up. There will be no escape from me. I will beat the s**t out of you and you'll wish that you never stepped foot in this federation, much less agreed to this match. Now, Superfly, I just had the best time of my life kicking the hell out of you just now. Franchise, hate to say someone elses line, but YOU'RE NEXT!! You all may be wondering who pulled up Trilogy X? Well I'd like to introduce to you, the third member of the ENFORCERS... The Former WFW Hardcore Champion, Slayer!!"
From the top of the ramp emerges a giant of a man. Standing 7'2", weighing 356 pounds. Slayer looks at the crowd with satisfaction of a job well done, walks down the ramp and into the ring via the top rope.
Slayer: "My friends asked me if I could help get rid of the trash in the FWA. When I saw the competition, I asked the guys if these people were actually wrestlers. When they told me yes, I nearly peed my pants in laughter!! I've got news for you, I'm starting at the bottom of the ranks and am going to start eliminating people one by one, until I am Heavyweight Champion. I guess I start with you Cube. You are going DOWN! I had alot of fun beating up Pinhead in that other fed, and everyone will soon fear the 'Smash'."
Slayer hands the mic back to Gunslinger as Rick Furious climbs back into the ring with a chair and a machette.
Gunslinger: "Hey Rick, What's that for?"
Gunslinger hands the mic back over to Furious.
Furious: "Flash Flanagan... I'm thinking that your Hardcore Belt would look pretty good around my waist, so listen up. I am offically announcing that I am not only going to win the Hardcore Title, but also put Flash Flanagan Pimp in the hospital. But first, X and I have a little business to take care of."
Furious takes the chair and smashes it over X's head, knocking him out. Taking the knife, he cuts the rope holding up the unconscious X. Literally dragging him out of the ring. The camera follows Furious, Slayer and Gunslinger out into the parking lot where they place X into the trunk of his own car. Furious opens the driver door, and releases the emergency brake. The trio turn and leave as the car starts rolling down the hill and over an embankment.
#6 EGO/FMS: Reptile .v. Trent Walker
(Vegas Strap Match)
GD: Both men are strapped together. The first man to Superplex his opponent off all 4 top turnbuckles wins! Here we go! Reptile pounds on Walker. Walker fights back. Walker begins to strap Reptile! Chop by Walker. Kick and a Swinging Neckbreaker by Walker. Garvin Stomp by Walker. Walker nails Reptile with the strap. Gargoyle-Plex by Walker. Headlock and Walker goes into the ropes and uses a Lou Thez Press on Reptile. Walker puts Reptile on the top rope. He superplexes him off one rope! Walker puts Reptile on the second rope. he goes for a Superplex, but Reptile fights him off and pushes him to the mat. DDT by Reptile. Diamond Cutter by Reptile. Reverse DDT by Reptile. German Suplex by Reptile. Powerbomb by Reptile. Super Kick by Reptile. Reptile puts Walker on one rope. Superplex by Reptile. He puts him on another rope. Superplex by Reptile. He puts him on the third rope. Superplex by Reptile. Walker fight back on the mat and uses a DDT on Reptile. Bulldog by Walker. The Double Down by Walker! Walker superplexes Reptile off one rope. Off another rope. Off a third rope! He puts him on the fourth rope. He goes for a Superplex, but Reptile reverses it into a Death Valley Driver from the top rope! Another Death Valley Driver by Reptile! Reptile uses a Superplex off one rope. Off another rope. Off a third rope. AND off a fourth rope!!! Reptile wins!!
#7 HSI: Eddie Gilbert .v. Lo Wang
(Lightweight Championship)
GD: OK, welcome to our next match!! I am joined once again by our good friend reptile!!
REPTILE: Here we go,lo wang starts the attack, gilbert fights back!! Lo Wang with a nice kick to the face and down goes gilbert!!
GD: Gilbert rolls out of the ring,lo wang follows him!!they both battle on the outside!!gilbert flicks lo wang into the steel pole!!
REPTILE: Gilbert picks up a steel chair,and **BANG** across the back on lo wangs!!
GD: The ref is counting!! Gilbert sets up the table!! He puts Lo Wang on it!! Gilbert gets up on the apron. He jumps, but Lo Wang moves and BANG!! Right threw the table!! OHHHH MY GOD!!
REPTILE: Calm down GD!! Wang throws Gilbert inside the ring. Fists of Fury by Wang! 1, 2, 3!! Wang is the NEW Lightweight Champion!!!
GD: We have been told that The Prez has signed a 4 Corners Match for the Lightweight Title! It will be Eddie Gilbert vs. Lo Wang vs. Syxx Pac vs. The Franchise, who won tonight!!! It will be an elimination match! Last man standing will be the Champion!
#8 HSI: Jayzon Sanders .v. Gunslinger
(TV Championship)
GD: OK, Sanders makes the attack on gunslinger. He sends him into the corner!! Sanders goes with lefts and rights,and flicks him into the next corner!!
REPTILE: Sanders is a good wrestler,both men are!! Sanders comes flying in with an elbow and down goes gunslinger!!sanders picks him up,and a knife edge chop,and another one!!
GD: Sanders with an european upercut!!he picks up gunslinger,and a body slam!! sanders picks up gunslinger,and another body slam!!
REPTILE: Sanders gets up on the second rope,and drops with an elbow,but gunslinger moves out of the way!!gunslinger gets up,sanders gets up,both men in a slugfest here!!
GD: Reptile, is it true your facing the winner for the T.V title on friday??
REPTILE: Yes it is i think!! Gunslinger flicks sanders to the ropes,he comes flying back with a drop kick!!he goes for the pin,1.. and sanders kicks out!!
GD: Gunslinger picks up sanders,and a suplex!! Gunslinger drops down hard with a knee into the ribs of sanders!! Gunslinger...
REPTILE: My turn!! Gunslinger drops again,and again!! Gunslinger picks up sanders,and a face smash!! Gunslinger goes back to the ribs!! Gunslinger digging his knee into the ribs of sanders!!
GD: Gunslinger in control now,as he picks up sanders,and a knees him in the ribs!! Sanders with another one, and sanders falls down, holding his ribs!!
REPTILE: Gunslinger taunts to the crowed,as sanders is down in pain!! He goes for the pin,1..2.. and he kicks out!! Sanders rolls out to the outside,and that a smart thing to do!!
GD: It sure is!! Sanders takes a breather now,as he rolls back in!! Gunslinger goes to the attack,but a low blow by sanders!!sanders gets back into it now,as he runs and a nice spinning neck breaker!!
REPTILE: Now that was sweet!!sanders picks up gunslinger and an atomin drop!! He picks him back up, and a german suplex, nicely done!!
GD: Sanders for the pin,1..2.. and gunslinger kicks out just in time!! Sanders nails him in the face with an elbow and another one!!
REPTILE: Sanders jumps on Gunslinger's shoulders. Victory Roll by Sanders! 1..2..3!!
GD: Sanders remains as the T.V champ!!
#9 Lance Manyon vs. MP: Lucifer
(US Championship)
GD: Before the match, Manyon announces that he has joined the Hot Stuff Inc. (HSI) with Sanders, Gilbert, and Flanagan! They lock up! Headlock and a Shoulder Block by Lucifer. Choke by Lucifer. Boot by Lucifer. Slam and a Leg Drop by Lucifer. Atomic Drop by Lucifer. Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Lucifer. Lucifer clips the knee of Manyon. He gravevines the leg of Manyon. Lucifer starts stomping on Manyon. Lucifer slings Manyon into the corner. He charges in for an Avanlanche, but Manyon elbows Lucifer. Manyon clips Lucifer. Bulldog by Lucifer. Manyon grabs the arm of Lucifer and armbars it. Wristlock by Manyon. Manyon knees the arm of Manyon. Armbreaker by Manyon. He applies an Armbar Submission to Lucifer. Lucifer grabs the ropes. Manyon starts pounding on Lucifer. DDT by Manyon. Chops by Manyon. He uses the ropes to twist Lucifer's arm. Lucifer kicks Manyon's knee. Both men are down. Lucifer slams Manyon. He goes up top and hits a Flying Clothesline on Manyon. Tombstone by Lucifer. Lucifer applies a Figure-Four to Manyon. Manyon won't give up! He reverses it! Lucifer releases the hold. Lucifer grabs Manyon by the throat. He goes for a Choke Slam, but his arm is hurting. He finally gets him up, but his arm gives way and both wrestlers fall to the mat! Both are down! Wait suddenly the lights go off and church bells start to ring very loudly. After about 30 seconds the lights come back on and Manyon, unconscious, is layed out on top of Lucifer, also unconscious. 1, 2, 3!!! Lance Manyon wins!! Manyon retains the FWA U.S. Title!!! Both men were out, but Manyon was on top!
#10 Kid Ego .v. EGO/FMS: Paladin
(World Championship)
GD: Here we go! They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder Block by Paladin. Vertical Suplex by Paladin. Slam by Paladin. Leg Drop by Paladin. Elbow Drop by Paladin. Russian Leg Sweep by Paladin. Back Suplex by Paladin. Paladin knees the back of Ego. Elbow to the back of Ego. Paladin uses a Knee Drop to the back of Ego. Sleeper by Paladin. Ego reverses it into a Jawbreaker. Backbreaker by Ego. Reverse DDT by Ego. Super Kick by Ego. Heart Kick by Ego. Full Nelson Slam by Ego. Leg Drop by Ego. Ego sets up Paladin for the Ego Check. Wait Ego low blows Paladin and cradles him up! 1, 2, KICKOUT!! Paladin gets up. Ego argues with the ref! Paladin has a strange look on his face. When Ego turns around, Paladin grabs Ego by the throat and begins to choke Ego! Paladin is violently choking Ego! The ref tells him to break it, but he won't! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! The ref tells him to break it, but he won't! The ref rings the bell!! Ego has won by DQ!! Paladin is still choking Ego! He is possessed!!! Here comes some more officials! They finally get Paladin off of him! Paladin has gone crazy! Ego is hurt! We are just about out of time! We will see you Friday! Goodnight everyone!
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