Welcome everyone to tonight's edition of Monday Night Madness!!! Tonight all 5 titles will be on the line with 10 matches total!!! Lets go to the action!!!
1. Lightweight Championship- DD: Agent of Death vs. DX: Assault Assault attacked Agent early. He wanted to make this quick. He slamed down Agent. He went to the top rope. He nailed Agent with his Aerial Assault! 1, 2, Agent put his foot on the rope!! Clothesline by Assault. Slam by Assault. He goes to the top, and attempts a Splash from the top. But he misses!! Agent picks him up in a Suicide Slam!! 1, 2, 3!!! 2. CF: Scott Slammer vs. WC: Freakie The Clown This is a fight from the start! Lefts and Rights from both guys! DDT by Slammer. Leg Drop, and a Suplex by Slammer. Power Bomb by Slammer. Slammer goes for the Slammer Jammer, but Clown hangs onto the ropes! Clothesline by Clown. Drop Kick and a slam by Clown. Shooting Star Press by Clown. Clown goes to the top again. He goes for the Freak Splash, but misses. Slammer throws Clown out of the ring. Slammer goes outside after him. Slammer throws Clown into the steel steps! Slammer picks up a chair. Kick by Clown. Clown nails Slammer with the chair. Clown attempts get back in the ring, but Slammer stops him. The ref rings the bell!! The verdict is a Double Countout!! They continue to fight outside. It took 10 officials to break up this fight!!!! 3. Lance Manyon vs. Diamond Derek Page Manyon is all offense from the start. Clothesline and a Leg Drop by Manyon. Slam and an Elbow from the top by Manyon. DDT by Manyon. Bulldog by Manyon. Manyon goes for the Show's Over, but DDP misses! Clothesline by DDP. Backbreaker, elbow, and a suplex by DDP. Power Bomb by DDP. DDP goes for the Dominator, but Manyon slides behind DDP. Then, Manyon nails DDP with the Show's Over!! 1, 2, 3!!! 4. Cage/Weapons Match- nWo: Reptile vs. Duane Gill Duane Gill wanted to end things early. Choke Slam, and a Figure-Four by Gill. Gill grabs a chair. Swings, but misses. Kick by Reptile. Reptile nails Gill with a chair!! Reptile picks up a bat and nails Gill with it! Savate Kick by Reptile. Reptile uses a Death Valley Driver on Gill! Now the Lion Tamer is applied to Gill. Reptile releases it though. He sets up a table. He picks up Gill in a Death Valley Driver position. He then goes to the second rope. Reptile then uses a second rope Death Valley Driver on Gill through the table!!! 1, 2, 3!!! 5. The Shocker vs. Kid Ego Shocker starts off early. Shocker pounds on Ego. Rock Bottom by Shocker. Corporate Elbow by Shocker. Stunner, and a 450 Splash by Shocker! Shocker goes for a Pedigree, but Ego backdrops Shocker! Drop Kick and a slam by Ego. DDT, Piledriver, Suplex, and a Leg Drop by Ego. Clothesline by Ego. Power Bomb by Ego. Ego now uses the Ego Check, which is a Suplex off of all four top ropes!!! Suddenly, Ryan "MAC" Burns runs down to the ring, and nails Ego in the back. Ref rings the bell. MAC then picks up a mic and says,"You made a big mistake challenging me!" MAC then puts Ego on the top rope, and uses an Avanlance Tombstone on Ego!! Then, he leaves. Ego won by D.Q.!!! 6. MP: Lucifer vs. Ryan Burns Ryan Burns got the offense going early. DDT by Burns. Power Bomb, and a Leg Drop by Burns. Clothesline and a elbow by Burns. German Suplex by Burns. Burns picks up Lucifer for a Tombstone, but Lucifer reverses it into his own Tombstone! Boot and a Leg Drop by Lucifer. Flying Clothesline by Lucifer. DDT by Lucifer. Lucifer goes for a Choke Slam, but Burns kicks Lucifer. Burns puts Lucifer on the top. He then uses an Avanlance Tombstone on Lucifer from the top!! Beelbezub then runs down to the ring, and gets on the apron. Burns goes after Beelbezub, but Beelbezub jumps away from Burns! From behind, Lucifer nails Burns with a chair!!! Lucifer then uses a Choke Slam on Burns on the chair!! 1, 2, 3!!! 7. T.V. Championship/First Blood Match- nWo: Puppetmaster vs. MST: Davy Funk There was not much offense from Funk. But he did use a Funkbuster on Puppetmaster. But Puppetaster wasn't bleeding, which is the only way to win. So Funk got a chair, and swung it at Puppetmaster, but Puppet ducked. Kick by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster nails Funk with the chair. Puppetmaster uses The Carver on Funk on the chair. Once Funk was down, Puppetmaster nailed Funk again with the chair in the face! Funk began to bleed, giving Puppetmaster the win!!! 8. Tag Team Championship/Triple Threat Match- MMI: Syxx Pac and MMI: Phil Burden vs. CF: Scott Slammer and CF: Chi Town T vs. Bloodbath and Resident Killa Suprisely, Phil Burden did not show up for the match! This left Syxx to defend the titles on his own! This was hardly a match! From the start Killa and T were fighting on the outside. They fought all the way through the crowd. Slammer then nailed Bloodbath with a Slammer Jammer!!! He went for the cover, but Syxx broke the count. Syxx Pac then applied the Buzz Killer on Slammer. Killa and T fought their way back to the ring. T threw Killa into the steps! T then nailed Syxx with a chair from behind!! T then nailed Bloodbath, and then Killa with a chair!!! Slammer then used a Slammer Jammer on Syxx!! 1, 2, 3!!! Slammer and T are the NEW Tag Champs!!!! 9. U.S. Championship- The Rock vs. MP: Beelbezub Rock takes over early. Punches and Kicks by Rock. Clothesline and a Leg Drop by Rock. Slam by Rock.Rock then delivers the People's Elbow! 1, 2 kickout!! Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but Beelbezub elbows Rock. Slam and a Leg Drop by Beelbezub. Flying Elbow by Beelbezub! Double Arm DDT by Beelbezub. Beelbezub goes for the Mandible Claw, but Rock kicks Beelbezub, and uses a Rock Bottom on Beelbezub. Lucifer then runs down to the ring. Rock goes for another People's Elbow, but Lucifer trips Rock. Rock gets up, and looks at Lucifer. Beelbezub then taps Rock on the shoulder, and then he locks on the Mandible Claw!!! Rock gives up!! Beelbezub is the NEW US Champ!!!! 10. World Championship/Stairway to Hell Match- Dangerous "D" vs. TD: Wrath The ring was surrounded by a cage. Hung from the top of the cage: there was a bat, a gold briefcase, box of bricks, a pipe, pool cue, car bumper, stop sign, kitchen sink, table, and a shovel!! There was a ladder in the ring to reach the objects. To win, you have to knock your opponent out! Wrath and "D" brawled from the start. Inverted DDT by Wrath. Flying Clothesline and a Drop Kick by Wrath. Leg Drop by Wrath. Wrath climbs the ladder and gets the briefcase. He nails "D" with it. Wrath goes back to the top, and gets a pool cue and lead pipe. He nails "D" in the stomach with the cue. Then, hits "D" with the pipe over the head!! Wrath then delivers the Death Penalty on "D". Wrath goes to the top again, and throws the box of bricks on top of "D". He then gets the bumper. He nails "D" with bumper. The ref raises "D"'s hand once, twice, but not three times. Wrath gets a chair. He goes for another Death Penalty, but "D" elbows Wrath. And "D" uses a DDT on the chair! "D" climbs the ladder and brings down the table. Then, he gets the bat and a shovel. "D" hits Wrath with a bat and then the shovel!! Piledriver by "D". "D" brings down the sink, and the sign. "D" nails Wrath with the sign. Then, with the sink! Wrath begins to bleed! "D" folds up the ladder. He throws it at Wrath, but Wrath drop kicks the ladder back into "D"'s face! "D" is now bleeding! Wrath sets up the table and the ladder. Wrath drags "D" up on the ladder. Wrath then sets up "D" for a Death Penalty from the top of the ladder, but "D" reverses it into a DDT from the top of the ladder on Wrath through the table!!!! Wrath is out! The ladder then tips over and lands on the head of "D"!!! "D" is out. The ref raises both hands of Wrath and "D". Once for both, Twice for both, and Three times for both!! The ref rings the bell!! The ref calls this match a Double Knockout!! Thus, "D" keeps his title!! Both men laid on the mat for about 5 minutes!! Both me did make it to the back, with some help! We have crowned two NEW champs here tonight!!! And what a World Title match!!! Wrath will be a force in the future!! Have a great night, and I will see you Wednesday!!!!
