Welcome everyone to Friday Night Rampage!! We come to you live from the FWA Arena!! Tonight we have 3 Titles on the line with 12 matches total!! Lets go to the action!!
1. No D.Q. Match- Triple H vs. Big Sexy Big Sexy with a drop kick to start. Kicks by Sexy. Leg Drop by Sexy. Sexy goes for a Scorpion Death Drop, but Triple H hangs onto the ropes. Kick and a Pedigree by Triple H!! 1, 2, 3!!! 2. Gunslinger vs. Masked Superstar Masked Superstar with a Suplex. Elbow by Superstar. Superstar goes for a Starbomb, but Gunslinger reverses it into a Hurricanrana. Kick by Gunslinger and the D-Tonic!! 1, 2, 3!! Gunslinger wins!! 3. Ryan "MAC" Burns vs. Duane Gill Burns is destroying Gill. Power Bomb by Burns. DDT by Burns. Avanlance Tombstone by Burns on Gill!!! 1, 2, 3!!! Burns wins!!! 4. nWo: Violent J vs. DD: Nightmare Winner of this match goes to the Hardcore Tourny. DDT by J. Power Bomb by J. J goes for a Torture Rack, but Nightmare reverses it into a DDT. Here comes Lance Manyon with a chair. Nightmare grabs the ref. Manyon nails J with the chair!! Bad Dreams by Nightmare on J!! 1, 2, 3!!! Nightmare wins!!! 5. NLS: Duke Nukem vs. nWo: Sandman Nukem pounding away at Sandman's face. DDT by Nukem. Piledriver by Nukem. Suplex by Nukem. Nukem uses a Nuclear Meltdown on Sandman, but Sandman's foot hit the ref. Here comes Lance Manyon again. Manyon nails Nukem with a chair!! The ref is dazed but not out. The Dreamer from Sandman!! 1, 2, 3!!! 6. MMI: Kanyon vs. NLS: Paladin They start off brawling it out. Suplex by Paladin. Piledriver by Paladin. Paladin uses the Salvation on Kanyon, but Kanyon is in the ropes. Kick and Flatliner by Kanyon!! 1, 2, 3!!! 7. Ric Reno vs. Vvper Reno starts off with a Savate Kick. German Suplex by Reno. Super Kick by Vvper. Diamond Cutter by Vvper. 450 Splash by Vvper. Vvper goes for the Lo Down, but Reno moves. Reno locks on the Vegas Dreams on Vvper!! Vvper is out, and Reno wins!!! 8. Falls Count Anywhere Match- Jayzon Sanders vs. Eddie Gilbert This should be a great match between two up and coming young stars. They lock up. Drop Toe Hold by Gilbert. Elbow by Gilbert. Double Arm DDT by Gilbert. Russian Leg Sweep by Gilbert. Tornado DDT by Gilbert. Gilbert grabs a chair. He swings, but Sanders misses. Kick and a DDT by Sanders. Manhattan Drop by Sanders. Sanders drags Gilbert outside. Sanders throws Gilbert into the steel steps. Sanders nails Gilbert with a chair!! Cover for a 2 count!! Sanders goes for a Power Bomb, but Gilbert reverses it into a Hurricanrana. Gilbert gets a table. Gilbert jumps off the top rope to the outside and uses a Blockbuster on Sanders through the table!!! Both men are hurt. Gilbert pulls himself up to the top rope again. He goes for the Hot Flash on the outside, but Sanders misses!! Prime Time by Sanders on the floor!! 1, 2, 3!!! Great Match!! 9. Graveyard Match- James Roper vs. Al Coholic We now go live to an anonymous cemetary for what will probably turn out to be this federations most dangerous and painful match. The cameras scan around the graveyard. The camera finally focusses on Al Cholic who is cracking his knuckles and filling his pockets with chain and knuckledusters. He finally sets off looking for Roper. Then in the corner, on a grave you see a glimpse of something yellow. Al smiles then walks over and inspects it. Al then looks surprised as he holds up a cheeseburger wrapper. All of a sudden Roper jumps up from behind the tombstone and whacks Al over the head with a shovel!!! Al stumbles backwards caught off guard. Roper drops the shovel, flying tackles Al, then starts punching him on the ground. All of a sudden as Roper contacts with one long slow hard punch he hear a sickening crack. Roper just broke his nose and Al Cholic is busted wide open and blood is spilling everywhere! Al Cholic is squirming, then finally gets up enough strength to reach into his pocket and grab a piece of glass which he stabs firmly into Roper's leg!!! Roper's leg is gushing with blood and the glass is still lodged in there. I urge anyone with a weak stomach to turn off your T.V. now. Roper pulls the glass out of his leg and gives a little groan. He then throws the glass to the ground and rushes at Al Cholic, propelling both of them rolling down a hill. As Al hits the ground, the chain hits the ground and falls out of his pocket. Before Al can react Roper has grabbed the chain and starts choking him with it. Roper continues to choke Al Cholic with the chain until at last Al rips off the chain, raps it around his fist and punches Roper until he rolls off. Al then gets up and sets Roper up for a D.D.T. and executes on the grave!!! Roper is still lying there. Al Cholic looks like he is considering pinning but instead climbs to the top of a tombstone and prepares for a splash. Al jumps, then Roper suddenly rolls out of the way, but doesn't get up. Both men are lying there for a few minutes. Roper finally rolls over then uses a tombstone to pull himself up. He picks Al Cholic up by the hair and lifts him onto the grave, both men are now balancing on top of the tombstone. All of a sudden Roper executes a piledriver from the top of the tombstone. Roper goes for a cover, but suddenly Mr. Monday Night drives a Cement Mixing Truck into the arena. He ran over Roper with it!! Al Coholic covers Roper for the 1, 2, 3!! Wait, what are they doing now. They are digging a hole in the ground! They have buried Roper with the cement in the hole!!! What a match!!! 10. Lightweight Championship/Triple Threat/Buried Alive Match- DD: Agent of Death vs. NLS: The Shocker vs. Tanaka This should be good. All three are punching it out. Shocker and Tanaka begin to work over Agent. Spinning Heel Kick by Tanaka on Shocker. DDT by Tanaka on Shocker. Agent hits Tanaka with a clothesline. Side Walk Slam by Agent on Tanaka. Piledriver by Agent on Tanaka. Kick and a Stone Cold Stunner by Shocker on Agent. Shocker drags Agent outside. Shocker slings Agent into the steel steps. Tanaka nails Socker with a Double Axehandle to the outside. Tanaka drops Shocker across the guardrail. Tanaka uses a Scorpion Death Drop on Shocker on the floor. Tanaka applies a Sharpeshooter to Shocker. Agent nails Tanaka with a chair from behind. Agent drags Tanaka to the grave site. Agent nails Tanaka with a shovel! Suicide Slam by Agent on Tanaka!! Shocker nails Agent with a chair. Shocker uses the Pedigree on Tanaka on the chair. Agent is back up. Agent tries a Spinning Heel Kick, but Shocker ducks and Agent hits the ref! Here comes Jayzon Sanders! He nails Shocker with a shovel! Prime Time by Sanders on Shocker!! Agent and Sanders put Shocker in the grave. They begin to bury Shocker. The ref is waking up so Sanders leaves. Agent almost has Shocker buried, but from behind Tanaka nails Agent with a chair!! Agent falls into the grave with Shocker. Tanaka climbs to the top of a Tombstone above the grave. He uses the Flying Feather on both wrestlers into the grave!! Tanaka then buries both Shocker and Agent!! Tanaka wins the match, but not the title! He wil now get a Title Match against Agent on Monday!!! 11. Tag Team Championship/Hell in a Cell/Electric Barbwire/Weapons Match- TT: Big Poppa Pimp and TT: Mr. Monday Night vs. Undertaker and Kane Here was the scene for this match. The ring was surrounded by a Cell. Around the ring there was Barbwire. There was Electricity ran through the Cell. Inside the ring, there were 3 Tables, 2 Ladders, and various other weapons!! Taker and Kane started early. They whipped Pimp and Monday Night into the barbwire and then used a couple of big boots to Pimp and Monday Night. Double Choke Slam by Taker and Kane on Pimp, and another one for Monday Night. Taker and Kane the threw Pimp and Monday Night outside the ring. They slung Pimp and Monday Night into the electric cell!! Kane set up a ladder and a table. Taker then handed Monday Night to Kane on top of the ladder. Taker and Kane tried to Spike Tombstone Monday Night through the table, but Pimp knocked over the ladder and Taker and Kane landed on the barbwire!! Pimp used a Power Bomb on Taker. Pimp then put Kane on the table. Monday Night held Kane' foot. Pimp did a 450 Splash off of the ladder on Kane through the table!!! Taker nailed Monday Night with a chair. Taker then used a Tombstone on Pimp on the chair! Taker covered Pimp, but Monday Night made the save. Taker tried to Tombstone Monday Night, but Monday Night low blowed Taker. Monday Night used a Hurricanrana on Taker. Pimp set up another table. Monday Night dragged Taker up the ladder with him. Monday Night then used the Kerplunk on Taker through the table!! Pimp got the other ladder and nailed Kane with it!! Pimp then climbed to the top of the ladder with the other ladder. He leaped off the top of the ladder and drove the other ladder into Kane!!! Monday Night got the last table. Monday Night then threw Taker outside into the electric cell!! Pimp then used the Hoochie Call off of the ladder on Kane through the table!! Pimp made a cover for the 1, 2, 3!!! We were supposed to have a TV Title Match between Puppeteer and Syxx Pac, but MMI and nWo have formed an alliance so that match will not take place!! 12. World Championship- nWo: Puppetmaster vs. MP: Beelbezub They lock up. Headlock and a shoulder by Beelbezub. Puppetmaster slings Beelbezub into the ropes and uses a Tilt-O-Whirl Backbreaker on Beelbezub. Suplex by Puppetmaster. Butterfly Suplex by Puppetmaster. Boston Crab by Puppetmaster. Beelbezub reaches the ropes. Kick and a Piledriver by Beelbezub. Beelbezub throws Puppetmaster into the corner and uses an Avanlance on Puppetmaster. Beelbezub goes to the top and uses a Flying Drop Kick on Puppetmaster. Cover 1, 2, kickout!! Choke Slam by Puppetmaster. Pupetmaster goes to the top and uses a Double Axehandle on Beelbezub. Big Boot by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster puts Beelbezub on the top rope, and Puppetmaster uses a Superplex on Beelbezub. Cover 1, 2, kickout!! Clothesline by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster goes for The Carver, but Beelbezub backdrops Puppetmaster. Clothesline by Beelbezub. Adominal Stretch by Beelbezub. Puppetmaster hip tosses Beelbezub. Wait here comes Puppeteer. He stands at ringside. DDT by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster picks up Beelbeuzb, but Beelbezub uses an inside cradle on Puppetmaster. 1, 2, kickout!! Puppetmaster goes for a clothesline, but Beelbezub ducks. Kick and a Double Arm DDT by Beelbezub. Beelbezub locks the Mandible Claw on Puppetmaster! The ref is down asking if Puppetmaster wants to quit. Puppeteer nails Beelbezub in the head with a chair!! Neither the ref nor Puppetmaster saw that! The ref looks confused. Puppetmaster gets up and uses The Carver on Beelbezub!!! 1, 2, 3!!! Puppetmaster wins!! But I don't think Puppetmatser knows that Pupeteer helped him. Remember what Puppetmaster said. He said if anyone from the nWo interfers in this match, they would be fired!! But Puppetmaster didn't see Puppeteer, so how could Puppeteer be fired!!
Tonight we saw 3 people get buried alive!! Also from top to bottom we had great matches!! We will have to see if Puppeteer gets to stay in the nWo or not! Have a great night and a Merry Christmas!! I will see you Monday!!!
