Friday Night Rampage (5/21/99)
[The screen turns black and the letters,
F...W...A slowly make their way onto the
screen. The letters explode into darkness as
the word "RAMPAGE" can now be seen. While the FWA Theme plays over
the PA, we are taken inside the arena where
thousands of screaming fans are standing. The camera pans the crowd and brings us to the
announcers table at ringside where Gary
Dawson is standing.]
GD: Welcome everyone to Friday Night
Rampage!! We are live from the Roanoke Civic Center in Roanoke, VA!!! Tonight we have 8 matches for you including 2 Title matches!! Lets go to Mark Jenkins in the ring!!
(All members of Sex Inc. come out towards the ring as George Michael's, "I Want Your Sex" blares over the speakers. Sex Inc. enters the ring preparing to talk to Mark Jenkins who is waiting patiently inside the ring to interview them. Big Daddy Dick grabs the mic)...
Big Daddy Dick (BDD): Jenkins...unless you want some more Miss Breast Suffocator suffocation, GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS RING.
(He does so)...
BDD: Now ladies...Let me hear you say it...if you've got nice hootch and want some Hardcore Dicky, let me hear ya scream your jacked up chests off...
(All the girls scream like crazy but all the guys "boo" and throw items at Sex Inc. in a rage of jealousy. Big Daddy Dick continues)...
BDD: What brings Sex Inc. up here this evening you ask? Simple. First off...is there no one in this wussy wrestling federation man enough to put their nads on the line and step in the ring with the Hardcore Dicky, Big Daddy Dick? I have waited, and still no challenge. What are you, a bunch of fairy boys? You must be afraid of the Big Wood, sawed off nicely just for rupturing in the area that smells funny. Or maybe, all you wuss asses are just plain afraid of the Big Daddy Dick's Hardcore Rage? Either way, never before have I seen bigger, "I wish I was Sex Inc. material but I am not", total dips#!ts.
No one wants the Hardcore Title? Fine with me. Once again, you all prove that your softcore. I brought this title to the Hardcore XXX forefront, and there isn't a dam thing anyone else can do about it. Isn't that right ladies?
(The usual big screams and boos fill the air).
BDD: Stirvkinski, it's all yours...
(Stirvinski grabs the mic)...
Marino Stirrvinski (MS):I am a man of few words at this point so I just have this to say... Puppetmaster? Your another nothing going after my gold, tonight. All I have to say, you little bizzitch is...I BELIEVE IN PUPPET ABUSE!!! It's Big Wood time-Big Wood to your nasties and a Big Nightmare to your whole, pathetic useless body.
(Shabazz Johnson grabs the mic)...
SJ: Saint? Your surprise attacks have gone on long enough. Tonight you'll get The Strutters Elbow right into your dirty assed heart...
(Suddenly, in honor of The Strutting Star, Shabazz Johnson, the crowd all starts to chant, "Strut, strut, strut").
SJ: Thank you ladies. And, if your not down with Sex Inc. or the funk doobiest strutting king in the nation, I've got 2 words for ya...STRUT IT!!!
(Miss Breast and Miss Butt Suffocator both grab the mic)...
MBS: Sex Inc. is on top. Enough purring. Now...it's time we roared. Why?
Sex Inc. and All of Their Fans: 1999 IS MINE...AND A BIG DADDY DICK, A STRUTTING STAR, AND A HUGE WOOD LIKE US ARE JUST...TOO HARD TO FIND.
BDD: That's it. Music players? Hit me some funky!!!
(And with that, Sex Inc. struts out of the ring to "I Want Your Sex" again and they continue to strut on back to the dressing room area).
Mark Jenkins: Well there you have it folks. Sex Inc. is definitely confident going into tonight and for the future.
(He tries to do Shabazz Johnson's strut).
Jenkins: What do you think folks? Let's take it back upstairs.
GD: We will be back with our first match!!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#1 SI: Shabazz Johnson .v. The Saint
GD: They lock up. Spinning Heel Kick by Shabazz. Gorilla Press by Shabazz. Clip to the leg of Saint by Shabazz! Knee Drop to the knee of Saint by Shabazz. Leg Drops and Elbow Drops to the leg of Saint by Shabazz! Grapevine by Shabazz. Snap Suplex by Shabazz. DDT by Shabazz. Shabazz picks up Saint and applies a Full Nelson. Saint backs Shabazz into a corner! Death Valley Driver by Saint. Neckbreaker by Saint. Piledriver by Saint. Saint puts Shabazz on the top rope. Saint climbs up. Shabazz fights back and pushes Saint to the mat! Flying Clothesline by Shabazz. Shabazz clips Saint's leg! Powerbomb by Shabazz. Figure-Four by Shabazz. Wait the lights dim and two men in black cloaks come down to the ring. We have seen cloaked men with Saint before! Shabazz has released the hold and looks at the men outside! Wait Saint low blows Shabazz! Saint motions for the men to enter the ring. They just stand there! Saint orders them to get in, but they do nothing! Saint is getting mad! Wait from behind Shabazz rolls up Saint! 1, 2, 3!! Shabazz wins!!! Wait the cloaked men reveal themselves! It is Big Daddy Dick and Marino Stirrvinski! Shabazz, Dick, and Marino then leave all laughing as Saint is left mad in the ring! We will be back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#2 NBK: Lost Soul .v. Mr. T. Riffic
GD: Mr. T. Riffic makes his way to the ring and gets in. The "The Black Rose" plays up on the PA and Lost Soul runs down the aisle and gets into the ring, but T. Riffic beats him down into the corner as soon as Soul gets in. Now he picks him up and Military press by Mr. T.T with a suplex. He goes to pick Lost Soul up, but Soul hits him with a jab into the chest, then a DDT. Lost Soul gives T Riffic a running elbow into the knee. He has him in the oston crab now. T Riffic strids and hits the ropes and Soul lets go. Soul now trys to get T in a choke slam, but T Riffic breaks out of the hold, then hits Soul with a russian leg sweep. Mr.T gets him up for a neckbreaker and Soul is banged with a neckbreaker. T Riffic goes for a german suplex but Soul gets him and gives him a Northern Lights Suplex. Now he's got a ankle lock on! Wow T riffic is in pain, but he finally makes it to the ropes. Soul starts punching him now, but Mr. T Riffic gets out, and headbutts Lost Soul and then hits him with a superkick before Lost Soul hits the ground. T. Riffic goes to punch soul in the face, but Soul flips him off. Now Lost Soul continues at him, bulldog by Lost Soul, German Suplex by Lost Soul. Lost Soul picks up Riffic for a Suplex! Wait the boot of Riffic hits the ref! The ref is dazed! Here comes Lance Manyon with brass knuckles! Manyon nails Lost Soul with the brass knuckles!! Manyon then leaves! The ref is starting to come around! T. Riffic has covered Soul! 1, 2, 3!! T. Riffic wins!!! What was that about?!?! We will be back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#3 NLS: Redman .v. The Immortal
GD: Both men are in the ring and here we go! Redman and Immortal start off pounding each other! Diamond Cutter by Redman. DDT by Redman. Tombstone by Redman. Reverse DDT by Redman. Redman hooks on a Sharpeshooter, but Immortal grabs the ropes! Redman goes for a Powerbomb, but Immortal turns it into a Hurricanrana! Bulldog by Immortal. Spin Wheel Kick by Immortal. Leg Drop by Immortal. Facebuster by Immortal. Piledriver by Immortal. Neckbreaker by Immortal. Immortal goes up top. He goes for a Moonsault, but Redman moves! Stunner by Redman. Redman goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Immortal turns it into a DDT! Tornado DDT by Immortal. Immortal goes up top. 450 Splash by Immortal. Immortal goes for the Fists of Fury, but Redman ducks out of the way! Kick and a Death Valley Driver by Redman! Redman applies a Lion Tamer! Immortal gives up!! Redman wins!!! Immortal is supposed to face Reptile on Tuesday, but we will see. We will be back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#4 NBK: Iceberg .v. Big Time Willie
(Non-Title Match)
GD: Well this is the first of Willie's two matches tonight! Here he comes down to the ring. Now here comes Iceberg to the ring. Iceberg gets into the ring. Both men are staring at each other and Iceberg grabs Willie's shirt and holds it at the collar. He threatens to punch him and he's giving him a dirty look. Iceberg winds up to hit him but then rips off Willie's shirt, IT'S AN NBK T-SHIRT!! Big Time Willie is in NBK!!! It looks like this match is a No Contest!! Wait a minute here comes Lance Manyon down to the ring! Wait a minute, a few steps back is Mr. T. Riffic!?!?! What! Manyon gets into the ring and fights with Iceberg and Willie! Wait Riffic comes in and helps Manyon fight with Iceberg and Willie! What is this all about?!?! This is crazy! Here comes some officials to break it up! We will be right back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
GD: We are back! We need to tell you what happened during the commercial break though. After the fight was broken up, the lights went out! When they came back on, Lucifer was in the ring and he chokelammed Iceberg!! Lucifer then left through the crowd as Big Time Willie ran after him! That left Manyon and Mr. T. Riffic in the ring alone. Manyon then took off his own HSI shirt off his back and hands it to Riffic!! Mr. T. Riffic then put the T-shirt on!! So it looks like Mr. T. Riffic is the newest member of HSI!! What a shock as was Willie joining NBK!! Lets go to our next match!
#5 HSI: Jayzon Sanders .v. NBK: Malice
(No DQ Match)
GD: Malice comes out to the ring as "Superman's Dead" by Our Lady Peace plays on the pa, then fans cheer. Then "Pretty Fly(for a white guy)" blasts up on the pa and the fans boo, but the jayzonoholics, burst to cheer as Jayzon Sanders walks down the ring, now just recovered from the injury that Ray Willmott gave him a while ago. Sanders said he would not wrestle here tonight, but The Prez talked it over with the doctors and lawyers and they have given Sanders the okay. So Sanders is here to fight Malice! Malice starts attacking Jayzon outside the ring with a chair. Malice knocks Sanders down and now is hitting the back of Jayzon, possibly to injure him again. He throws the chair aside and helps sanders up to slam him into the railing, but Sanders pulls out some brass knuckles and starts fighting back, hitting malice and throws malice into the railing. Suplex by Jayzon. Jayzon goes in the ring, Malice follows. Jayzon goes to attack Malice when he gets in the ring but a groin shot by Malice. Malice now with a double axehandle, sending jayzon down. Malice continues beating on Jayzon, he picks Jayzon up and hits a Powerbomb. Malice goes outside and brings in a chair! Malice goes to nail Sanders with it, but Sanders ducks. Kick by Sanders. The chair falls to the mat. The Prime Time by Sanders onto the chair by Sanders!! 1, 2, 3!! Sanders wins!!! We will be right back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
[The lights in the arena go off, the crowd silences waiting for something to happen. Suddenly explosions go off around the jumbo tron, and Marino Stirrvinski appears on the screen.]
MS: Puppetmaster Jr., I'm going to explode on your "small" self tonight. You better have a stretcher at ringside handy, so that they can rush you to the hospital after.
("Can I Get A..." starts playing over the loudspeaders, and there are flames shooting up from the four turnbuckle posts. The crowd goes nuts as the "BIG" one makes his way down the ramp.)
#6 SI: Marino Stirrvinski .v. MP: Puppetmaster Jr.
(Lightweight Championship/Explosives Match)
GD: Ok, the ring is filled with Explosives and both men are in the ring waiting for the match to begin. Shabazz has came down to the ring with Marino! Marino runs at Puppetmaster and gets powerslammed onto the mat. Puppet hooks on a half crab. Wait Shabazz sets off an explosive near the ropes! Puppet turns around from the distraction! Wait here comes Lucifer! Lucifer chases Shabazz to the back! Puppet then turns back around and picks Marino up and sends him to the ropes. CLOTHESLINE, NO Marino ducked and he comes back with a running knee lift. He drops an elbow onto Puppet. Marino picks him up and goes for a powerslam but Puppet grabs his leg and holds on so he can't lift him up. Puppet hits a low blow on Marino. Puppet kicks him a few times and puts on a sleeper. Marino fades away slowly but out of nowhere he hits Puppet in the gut with an elbow. Marino runs to the ropes and comes back, WHAM!!! Puppet hits a huge Head Scissors take down. Puppet is slow to get back up. He gets up and picks up one leg of Marino, but Marino kicks him square in the head. Puppet Jr. is lying right next to an explosive so he rolls away from it and gets back up. The two men circle each other around the ring and tie-up, Arm bar by Marino. Elbow by Puppet. CLOTHESLINE BY MARINO! Puppet really got nailed there. Marino picks up Puppet. Marino slings Puppet into the ropes! Wait Puppet reverses it, wait Marino reverses it again and sends Puppet right into the ref by accident! The ref is out! Wait here comes Paladin from the crowd! He nails Marino with a blackjack! Wait Paladin puts Marino on the top rope. The Final Act by Paladin onto an explosive on Marino!!! Puppet has now gotten up. Paladin wakes the ref and leaves through the crowd! Puppet picks up Marino. The Sand Down onto an explosive by Puppet Jr.!! That is how you win! Puppetmaster Jr. is the NEW Lightweight Champion!! We will be back!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#7 MP: Lucifer .v. Big Time Willie
GD: Okay, both wrestlers are in the ring and the match starts up. Big Willie Starts off with a arm breaker. Willie now hits him with a sidekick. Willie picks Lucifer up and goes for a piledriver, but Lucifer counters and hits Willie with a backdrop! Lucifer now stomps Willie flat in the chest, and goes to jump on top of him but Willie rolls out of the way, then trips Lucifer. He follows up with a half crab and pulls back for a while and lets go. Then he grabs him by his hair and trys to get him in a double arm ddt, but Lucifer turns it to a belly-to-back suplex. Tombstone by Lucifer. Lucifer picks up Willie. Lucifer goes for a Choke Slam. Wait Willie kicks Lucifer! DDT by Willie! Willie puts Lucifer up top. Willie climbs up. Wait Lucifer fight back! Willie now punches Lucifer! Both men are fighting up on the ropes! Wait they both lose their balance and fall to the floor! Both men may be hurt! The ref makes a count! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, both men are still down! 7, 8, 9, 10!!! That is it! This match is a Double Countout!! We will be back with our Main Event!!
[Cameras fade to a commercial.]
#8 NBK: Big Daddy and Scorpious .v. Tanaka and Jeff Major
(Tag Team Championship)
GD: Both teams are in the ring. Scorpious and Major starts off. Kick and a Suplex by Scorpious. Leg Drop by Scorpious. Neckbreaker by Scorpious. Scorpious tags in Daddy. Big Boot by Daddy. Spear by Daddy. Sidewalk Slam by Daddy. Daddy goes for a cover on Major! Tanaka comes in and nails Daddy. Daddy tags in Scorpious and they double team Major. They whip Major into the ropes. They go for a Double Clothesline, but Major ducks! Major clotheslines both Scorpious and Daddy! Major tags in Tanaka. Drop Kick by Tanaka to Daddy. Daddy rolls outside! Hurricanrana by Tanaka on Scorpious. Leg Drop by Tanaka. Tanaka goes up top. Moonsault by Tanaka. Tanaka goes for a cover! Daddy jumps in and stops the count. Major gets in and hits a clothesline on Daddy that sends both men outside! Major sends Daddy into the steel steps! DDT by Tanaka. Tanaka goes up top. He goes for a Top Rope Leg Drop, but Scorpious moves! Daddy is back on the apron and Major is in his corner. Tanaka tags in Major and here comes Daddy in after a tag! Spinning Heel Kick by Major. Big Boot by Major. Backbreaker by Major. Piledriver by Major. Major goes up top. Flying Elbow Drop by Major. Major picks up Daddy. Major goes for a Choke Slam, but Daddy kicks him low! Gorilla Press Slam by Daddy. Daddy tags in Scorpious! Swinging Neckbreaker by Scorpious. Reverse Powerbomb by Scorpious. Tornado DDT by Scorpious. Scorpious picks up Major. Scorpious goes for a Powerbomb. Wait Tanaka comes in and nails Scorpious in the face of Scorpious with a Spinning Heel Kick! Wait Daddy is tagged in! Big Daddy comes in and nails a Big Boot to the face of Tanaka! Sidewalk Slam by Daddy on Tanaka. Daddy goes for a Big Daddy Drop on Tanaka. Wait Major drop kicks Daddy in the back of the head! Wait here comes 15 disciples of Lucifer and Beelbezub! 4 of them take out the ref! The rest wait. Wait Sanders and Manyon make their way towards the ring. In their hands they are armed with Wooden Baseball Bats. The continue to walk towards the ring with jeers and cheers of the crowd.. Manyon make his way over to Tanaka's and Major's corner, while Sanders stands on the other side to the ring, close to Scorpious. Manyon starts an argument with Tanaka, but the minute Tanaka sees the Baseball Bats, he urges Major to tag him in.. Major does finally get him and they double team Big Daddy. But before Scorpious can get into the ring to help, Sanders has already taken out his legs with the Baseball Bat. And Scorpius is down on the ground, with Major damage to his knee.. But Sanders doesn't seem to care and wails him with the Bat a couple more times, into the stomach and back on his legs. Tanaka and Major are doing a real number on Big Daddy in the ring, until another ref runs down and intervenes and sends Major to the corner.. But when Major gets to the outside, he sees Manyon with the bat and shuffles along the apron a bit. But Manyon has eyes on Tanaka. He then slides into the ring, and comes after Tanaka.. Tanaka ducks the bat shot.. And runs against the ropes. He then stops by Manyon and almost kicks him but lowers his foot. Instead he asks Manyon for the bat, and Manyon, for some reason, hands it over to him. Tanaka sees that Big Daddy is getting up, so Manyon moves over a little so Big Daddy is right behind him. Then Tanaka swings the bat, and Manyon ducks. Tanaka clobbers Big Daddy over the head with the bat. Big Daddy falls down in a pill of waste. Tanaka pretends to look shocked and surprised and begins pacing around the ring thinking of what he'd done. And then says, "To Hell with it!" and rushes next to Big Daddy and gets the 1..2..3!! Tanaka and Jeff Major are the NEW Tag Team Champions!!! After Tanaka and Major are given their belts, Tanaka calls for a mic!
Tanaka : If all you didn't get what just happened, you should now.. Tanaka is back with HSI!!!! And HSI are ready to continue with their dominant ways, and take those Stable Titles away from the Natural Born Whiners.. Now on to a more serious note..
[Tanaka turns towards Major and looks him right in the eyes..]
Tanaka : Are you with me? Or are you with me? Either you join me and we ride high into the sunset as the Most Dominate Tag Team of all Time.. Or you don't, and we still become the Most Dominate Tag Team of all Time.. So Man, I'm going let you sit back in the saddle and let you think about it for as long as you need to..
[Tanaka then drops the mic in the ring, next to Major's boot. With Sanders and Manyon, they walk towards the back.. But right before they step behind the curtains, you can hear the sound of someone tapping the mic with his finger. When they turn around, they see that Major is deep in thought about whether he should join HSI, or not..]
GD: Wait the the disciples are now pounding on Scorpious and Daddy!! We are out of time! EVERYONE HAS LOST THEIR MINDS!!! I will see you Tuesday!!
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