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Friday Night Rampage (4/2/99)

[The screen turns black and the letters, F...W...A slowly make their way onto the screen. The letters explode into darkness as the word "RAMPAGE" can now be seen. While the FWA Theme plays over the PA, we are taken inside the arena where thousands of screaming fans are standing. The camera pans the crowd and brings us to the announcers table at ringside where Gary Dawson is standing.]

GD: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Rampage!! We are live from the Patriot Center in Fairfax, VA !!! Tonight we have 10 matches for you including 4 Titles on the line!! Now we hear Mr. Monday Night has something to say!!

(Mr. Monday Night walks out with his valet Amy. The walk into the ring and signal for a mic...)

MMN: Well as you know I have a match tonight, and in tonight's match I need no valet or manager to escort me to ringside. In actuallity I really don't need you here Amy, I want a valet who isn't a cheap whore. So what I am saying is Amy B, your fired.

Amy: What???

MMN: You heard me, security, take her away.

(security comes down to ringside and takes her away to the back)

MMN: Now to introduce my new valet, Tricky.

(Out from the dressing room walks someone, ohh my god it's ECW's Tammy Lynn Sytch.She makes her way into the ring.)

Tricky(Tammy): That whore Amy was never and never will be anything. She is not even good enough to be seen with the Whole F'n Show.

MMN: Ha,ha,ha,ha,That's all for now, I must make my way to the train tracks now.

#1 TC: The Franchise, TC: Super Fly, TC: Brawler, and TC: The Virgin .v. MG: Ray Willmott, Cube, E: Slayer, and Black Dragon (Hell in a Cell Match)

GD: All 8 men are in the cell and here we go! All 8 men punch it out! This is crazy! Dragon clotheslines Virgin outside. Super Fly throws out Slayer. Willmott tosses Brawler to the outside. Franchise drop kicks Cube to the outside. Wait Virgin has grabbed a bag. Inside is 3 sets of handcuffs! Virgin grabs Slayer and handcuffs him to the cell!! Brawler grabs some handcuffs and he handcuffs Cube to the cell! Wait Virgin and Brawler drag Dragon outside the ring and handcuff him to the cell! Inside the ring, Willmott is fighting off Fly and Franchise. Wait Virgin and Brawler jump into the ring and beat on Willmott. Willmott is getting pounding on by 4 men, while his 3 partners can't do anything about it! Franchise grabs a chair. They take turns beating on Willmott with the chair. Remember Cell matches are No DQ! Wait a hole is broken through the ring. It is Big Daddy Dick in full hockey gear and a metal hockey stick. He nails Willmott repeatly with the stick and then stands back and watches!! The Penetrator by Virgin on Willmott in the corner! Brawler puts him on top. Death Drop by Brawler on Willmott! Running Powerbomb by Fly on Willmott! DDT on the chair by Franchise on Willmott!! Cover for a 1, 2, 3!! The Clique wins!! Slayer, Cube, and Dragon are MAD!!! The cell is raised and some refs unhook Slayer, Cube, and Dragon. Then they help him to the back.

#2 MG: Reptile .v. Redman (Chair Match)

GD: ok, here we go, both men lock up, Reptile sends Redman to the ropes, he comes off the ropes, Redman ducks, and Reptile slides out through the bottom rope. Redman is taunting at Reptile, as Reptile slowly gets in the ring, and he attacks Redman, pounding him down to the mat. Reptile pulls on his arm while he has his foot on his neck. Reptile lets him go. Reptile throws Redman over the ropes. Reptile picks up a chair, and cracks it over Redmans back. Reptile picks up Redman, and flicks him into the stairs. Reptile rolls Redman back into the ring. Reptile drops down with a knee, but Redman moves out of the way. Redman gets back to his feet, REptile comes over, REdman kicks him, and delivers a spinning neck breaker. Redman drops down with a knee, and another one. Redman goes to the outside, he picks up a chair. Rememeber, the only way to win, is to hit your oppenent in the head first with a chair. Redman grabs a chair, he gets in the ring, but Carmen Electra holds onto his leg. Reptile runs over and drops with a leg drop on the back of Redmans head. Reptile throws Redman to the ropes, and nails him with a cronic kick. Reptile throws Redman over the ropes. He takes Redman up the entrance way. Redman fights back, he sends Reptile to the guard rail. Redman runs over and misses REptile, crasching his knee into the guard rail. Reptile flicks Redman into the entrace way. They are goin back stage, as the camra man follows. Reptile throws Redman into the brick wall. Reptile picks up a garbage can and hits Redman over the head with it. Redman smacks down hard on the cement floor. Reptile lays Redman on a table. Reptile wonders off some where, as Redman lays there on the table. Reptile returns with a big garbage container. Reptile climbs up on it, and jumps off onto Redman, and throw the table both men go. A big piece of wood just went up Redmans arm. Reptile picks up Redman, and flicks him into a big metal pole. Redman is out cold, Reptile has done the damage. Reptile thows Redman straight throw a glass window. Redman's face is cut open, and blood is gushing out. Reptile brings Redman back throw the hull way, here they come out throw the entrance way. Reptile picks up Redman, and a suplex. Reptile flicks Redman down the ramp and into a guard rail. Reptile rolls Redman back in the ring, as Carmen Electra makes her way back down to the ring. Reptile got this one won, Redman is out of it. Reptile puts Redman in the lion tammer, but Redman can't give up, submissions don't count in this. REdman is in pain, blood is flowing out of his head. REdman has just passed out. Redman is out. Reptile lets him go. Reptile picks up Redman, and a death valley driver. Redman is knocked out cold. Reptile picks up the chair, and wait now, here comes Dennis Rodman with a chair, Reptile turns around, Rodman cracks him over the head with the chair. Reptile is knocked out cold, he is now busted open. Rodman trys to take Carmen Electra with him, Paladin makes his way down and he jumps Dennis Rodman. Redman gets up, he is wobbly, he picks up the chair, Reptile, starts to get up, and BANG, Redman nails Reptile over the head with the chair!! Redman wins!! What a match we just saw! Now we hear AFI is scheduled for an interview!

*AFI's music comes on and the crowd goes wild, he steps into the ring and signals for someone to toss him a mic, he stands there with Rick and Tony and begins to speak*

AFI: Paladin, tonight you are going to be victim to a new Brew of wrestling, if you know what i mean!the last time you may have gotten the best of me, but tonight is going to be different, im not shooting off and garunteeing a win, but i AM garunteeing you the fight of your life, im not leaving tonight until you realize that you are not the "Prince of Darkness"that can walk throught any challenge, and after tonight, you and Mean Green/ Flip Mode Squad or whatever your pathetic little group is called now should of never gotten mixed up with the Brew!

*AFI tosses the mic to Rick and walks to the corner*

Rick: and as for you Pimp, you know what i can do in the ring, and if i were you tonight, i wouldnt try to "Pimp Strut" your way out of this one! you just might end up on the wrong end of a Tea Drop!!

*The music comes back on and they all leave the ring as the crowd cheers for the Brew*

#3 Kevin Cruz .v. Marino Stirrvinski

GD: They lock up, Stirrvinski kicks Cruz, and a ddt. He goes for the pin 1..2 and Cruz kicks out. Stirrvinski drops with a knee, and another one. Stirrvinski picks up Cruz, and a body slam. Stirrvinski climbs to the second ropes, he drops down, but Cruz moves out of the way. Cruz jumps back up, he drops down on the ribs of Stirrvinski. Cruz for the pin, 1.. and Stirrvinski kicks out. Cruz climbs to the top, he flys off and nails Stirrvinski. Cruz is in control here, as he turns around, Stirrvinski catches him with the big boot and down goes Cruz. Stirrvinski picks up Cruz, and a verticle suplex. Stirrvinski picks up Cruz, and a power bomb. Stirrvinski goes for the pin, 1..2.. and Cruz puts his foot on the ropes. Stirrvinski picks him up, and a gut wrench suplex. Stirrvinski picks up Cruz, and a choke slam. Stirrvinski throws Cruz to the ropes, and a drop kick. Cruz is almost out of it here. Stirrvinski picks up Cruz, and another power bomb. Stirrvinski is lookin strong here, as he drops down with a big knee. Stirrvinski chokes Cruz with his foot. The ref pulls Cruz off. Stirrvinski argues with the ref. Cruz clotheslines Stirrvinski right into the ref!! Wait here comes Miss Beast Suffocator and Miss Butt Suffocator! They apply a Breast Suffocator and a Butt Suffocator to Cruz!! They then wake the ref up! Stirrvinski is up. Big Nightmare by Stirrvinski!!! 1, 2, 3!! Stirrvinski wins!!

#4 TB: Falcon .v. Lost Soul

GD: The bell rings. The two men look at each other. Suddenly, Lost Soul puts his hand up in the air and points at Falcon. Lost Soul is looking into the eyes of Falcon. Falcon then falls down onto the mat. Falcon is unconsious! Lost Soul walks over to the limp body of Falcon and pulls him up. Then, Lost Soul picks him up into the Vertical Suplex position, and comes down with a Double Armed DDT. Falcon isn't moving. Lost Soul then slides outside. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a can of gasoline! He throws it into the ring and reaches under the ring again. This time, he pulls out a match. He hops back inside. He goes over to the body of Falcon and picks up the can of Gas. He proceeds to pour the gasoline over the body of Falcon. The fans in the front row, and the commentators can smell it. After he has emptied the can of gasoline on Falcon, he looks at the match. He then holds the match up high and the fans start chanting and cheering. He lights the match off of his pants and throws it on Falcon. The heat wakes up the once unconsious body of Falcon, and he starts to roll. Falcon finally gets the fire put out. Falcon is quivering in pain. His skin is blistered and his face is red. Lost Soul Then picks him up and delivers another Blackout Express. Falcon is out of it. Lost soul crawls on top of him. Wait here comes Iceberg! Wait a man dressed in full ninja attire jumps the rails and superkicks Iceberg! Who is that?! 1...2...3! Lost Soul won it! Wait, he is motioning for a microphone. The bell ringer gives him one. He is ready to talk...

LS: Now, this was my first fight. So I had to make it a special occasion. Prez, this will never happen again. 50%:I did this for the fans...The other 50%: I did it as a message to the man they call Mr. Monday Night. MMN, if your watching.. pay close attention. When I found out that your lovely valet was my sister, Amy, I went off. I realized there, that I couldn't bypass that mistake. Oh no.. No one could. So I am putting this message out to you. If you think that you could get away with something like that, think again. You better pray, for that was your mistake. Not my sister's, YOURS. So, the best thing for you to do, is watch out. That's all.

GD: Lost Soul drops the mic and heads to the locker rooms.

#5 HSI: Eddie Gilbert .v. Asmodeus (Weapons Match)

GD: Here we go, both men lock up, Gilbert sends Asmodeus to the ropes. Gilbert comes back with a clothseline. Gilbert picks up Asmodeus, and a body slam. Gilbert picks up Asmodeus, he goes for a suplex, but Asmodeus reverses it. Asmodeus gets back to his feet, and drops with an elbow drop, he goes for the pin, 1..2 and Gilbert kicks out. Gilbert rolls to the outside, with Asmodeus following him. Asmodeus sends Gilbert into the pole. Asmodeus picks up a chair, but Gilbert with a low blow, he gets up and runs Asmodeus down with a clothseline. Gilbert puts Asmodeus in the ring. Gilbert goes to the top ropes, he flys off catching Asmodeus. Gilbert with a pin, 1..2. and Asmodeus kicks out. Gilbert picks him up, and a sidewalk slam. Gilbert taunts to the fans, as Asmodeus gets up, he rolls Gilbert up in a small package, 1..2.. and Gilbert just kicked out. Asmodeus runs off the ropes and catches Gilbert with a spinning round house kick. Asmodeus picks him up, and a sling shot suplex. Asmodeus stomps on his head, and drops with a leg drop. Asmodeus goes for the pin, 1..2.. and Gilbert just kicks out. Gilbert is in trouble, as Asmodeus throws Gilbert to the ropes, Gilbert ducks, he catches Asmodeus, in a even flow ddt. Gilbert goes for the pin 1..2..3!! Gilbert won. The lights suddenly go out and an eerie white glow fills the arena as the church bells start to ring. Dark Angel appears at the ramp, walk down to the ring, and enters it. Dark Angel walks over to Asmodeus and helps him up. NO!!! Dark Angel just kicked Asmodeus in the gut. The Epitaph by Dark Angel on Asmodeus. Asmodeus is practically unconscious. What is he doing?!? Asmodeus is with The Dark Angel. Another HUGE man, wearing a black outfit and black mask, walks down to the ring and enters it. Eddie Gilbert charges him but he just simply grabs Gilbert in the air and throws him to the outside on the guardrail. Gilbert's hurt!! Dark Angel yells something at this giant and he picks Asmodeus up into the air; then proceeds to take him to the top turnbuckle. OHH MY GOD!!! He just lifted Asmodeus up into the air by the throat and chocked him to the outside! Asmodeus smacked the back of his head on the concrete...he's unconscious. The lights start to flicker, and the arena soon turns black. Moments later the lights go back on and the two men are gone, but Gilbert and Asmodeus are still laid out on the outside of the ring. Now lets go to Mark Jenkins in the ring!!

(Mark Jenkins makes his way into the middle of the ring).

Mark Jenkins: Fans, if you would please. Help me in welcoming...the ladies man, the hootchie lover, the long rod, I'm sure you get my point. Would you please welcome, Big Daddy Dick.

(The usual mixed reaction from fans is heared but it is a loud reaction nonetheless). � � �

(Big Daddy Dick's theme song, "I Want Your Sex" by George Michael is blaring as he makes his way into the ring for an event card interview. He has with him, as always...2 hootchies. One on his left and right. Unlike most nights, they are actually wearing clothes)...

Mark Jenkins (MJ): Well Big Daddy. Ha! These ladies, or hootchie as you so like to call them have a little more clothing on tonight, unlike usual.

Big Daddy Dick (BDD): Yeah Mark. I don't see the drool that usually comes out of your mouth so that basically tells the story right there?

MJ: Yeah, um, don't say. Anyways, here you are. You took the night off tonight. Any reasons for this?

BDD: As a matter of fact, yes there is. Ever since I came into this FWA... Don't take that literally of course.

MJ: I wouldn't dream of it.

BDD: Ok. Ever since I came into this FWA, I have noticed something. Whining. Everyone but his grandmother in this federation whines, whines, whines. And some, even their grandmother whines too. I just basically needed a night to recover from all these panzies, Mark.

MJ: How does it make you feel tonight to see Wilmott and Cruz and other thorns in your side out there wrestling and your not taking part in it?

BDD: Well, uh. It's like this. Ray Wilmott? You think you can come out here and yap your big mouth yet again about how you put me in a crucifix, blah, blah, blah. I think you have more to worry about tonight then me so I'll leave that alone. In one word, your a fairy, son...Get over it. As for Cruz, I have no reason to think Stirvinski won't lay some big wood on you tonight too. Degeneration Breast, Suffocation...Holler if ya hear me??? � � � �

(The croud screams "YEAH").

You see. The crowd loves my hootchie suffocation. And I hear Cruz and others can't get enough. Wilmott is still hurting from his last BS! Now that...was good...BS!!!!

MJ: What do you make of this... Big Daddy wrestler. He has come back into the FWA, raising havoc and winning the Hardcore title?

BDD: Simple. I think he is a Big Daddy Dick wannabe, a Big Daddy Dick imposter...and in one word...a fairy, like most others in this federation. People think I won that Hardcore Title because of our name resemblence. Well, I notice that with the Hardcore Title, you get all these fairy wrestlers whining again, and again about how they should have won here and there, and they want the Hardcore title cause they are a complaining little bitch. Wah, wah, wah. Whine, whine, whine. I dont' want the Hardcore Title. I don't want all the access whining that goes with it. So don't confuse me and Big Daddy alright? Congratulations though Big Daddy. You may not be Big Daddy Dick, you may not be able to hold a candle to the Big Daddy Dick, but at least you know how to name yourself with style. But I, of course, am...the bigger Daddy!!!

MJ: Can we expect to see anything out of you tonight or is this a complete break for you for the evening.

BDD: No. My hootchie and I are going home. No need to make a bigger fool out of Wilmott and Cruz then they already are. In closing I'd just like to say this...

(The croud becomes quiet as they are anxious to hear what Big Daddy has to say)...

BDD: I came into this federation to make a fool out of every other wrestler. Not necessarily to win. I am well on my way in doing that. And ladies...hootchie...give me a shout if you belong to the Big Daddy Dick...

(The Women all scream. The Men all BOOO) � �

BDD: You can be sure of one thing girlies. Well, on my boat, "The Long Rod" yesterday, I realized something. Who is the biggest heart throb in the USA? Leonardo Dicaprio maybe? What a waste he is ladies. Kate Winslut liked him...but his Titanic went down. I can assure you hootchie out there, that the Big Daddy Dick's Titanic always stays up...all...night...long. And all you wrestlers out there remember one thing...1999 is mine...A Big Daddy Dick like this one is just...too hard to find.

(And with that, "I Want Your Sex" blares again as Big Daddy steps out with his babies).

MJ: And there you have it folks. A very confident Big Daddy Dick and with good reason. Anyone know where I can find hootchie like that? Let's take it back...to the booth.

#6 MG: Lo Wang .v. E: Gunslinger (Cell/Japanese Weapons Match)

GD: Lo Wang and Gunslinger are in the ring. The Cell is lowered over top of them. Lo Wang has a bamboo stick in his hand, as Gunslinger picks up a Singapore Cane. They start hitting back and forth, no one gaining the advantage. Suddenly, Wang's stick snaps and Gunslinger takes out Wang's legs with his stick. Gunslinger starts hitting Wang all over his body causing Wang to bleed. Gunslinger picks him up. DDT by Gunslinger. Cover... One... Two... Thre...Wang kicks out... Gunslinger picks up Wang and whips him against the ropes. Gunslinger picks up the Cane again. He swings at Wang, but Wang ducks under. Spinning Heel Kick by Wang. Wang picks up a Baseball Bat. He swigns at Gunslingers knees. Gunslinger rolls out of the way but the Bat still hit one of his knees. Wang picks Gunslinger up, but Gunslinger falls back down again. Wang covers... One... Two... Gunslinger kicks out... Wang picks up Gunslinger. Piledriver by Wang. Wang picks up the Singapore Cane which Gunslinger was using. Low Blow by Gunslinger. Gunslinger tries to stand up but falls over again. Gunslinger trips the ref up knocking him down and out! Wait here comes Paladin! The masked marauder is outside to stop interference for Lo Wang. Paladin nails the masked man with a Coal Miner's Glove knocking him out!! Then Paladin grabs the camera and says that was for Manyon!! Wait there is Manyon near the controls of the cage. He raises the cell and walks off laughing! What the HELL! Wait here Reptile in a dead run with a chair! He slides into the ring and nails Wang with the chair 3 times in the head with it!! Reptile then nails the knee of Wang with it repeatly!! Reptile applies a Lion Tamer to Wang! He will not let go!! Did Manyon know about this attack on Wang?!?! Did Paladin know!!?? Reptile has gone CRAZY!!! This whole show is crazy and we are not done yet!! Reptile lets go after 4 minutes, because the ref starts to move! Gunslinger drapes an arm over Wang! 1, 2, 3!! Gunslinger wins!!! Wait Reptile grabs a mic now!!

Reptile: You stupid punk. Dont you ever try to fool me agian. I'm not stupid you idiot. You lied to me, and no one. ABSOLUTLY NO ONE LIES TO ME. Yeah, thats right, i found out your little secrete. I know all along, you were plannin to jump me, and join Mega Powers, then all of you were gonna come after me. Well, you and that shit ass stable Meaga Powers, can bring it on. But i'm gonna tear each of you limb by limb. Your injured now you stupid punk, and you have learned im the most dangerous one out of them all. Next time, you will think twice before you go behind my back. And let this be a lesson to all the Mega Power idiots in the back, don't mess with Reptile!!

GD: Wang is hurt and Reptile is PISSED!! We still have a whole lot left!!

#7 MG: Paladin .v. TB: AFI

GD: Paladin attacks AFI before the bell rings. Jumping Piledriver by Paladin. Paladin picks up AFI. Tornado DDT by Paladin. Cover... One... Two... Thr...AFI gets his foot on the ropes... Paladin picks up AFI. PowerBomb by Paladin. NO! AFI blocks it and reverses it into a Hurricanrana! Cover... One... Two... Paladin kicks out... Paladin whips AFI against the ropes. Dropkick by Paladin, but AFI moves out of the way and catches Paladin in the air. Backbreaker by AFI. AFI throws Paladin into the ropes. He clotheslines Paladin to the outside. AFI goes to the top rope. Big Leg Drop to the outside. Paladin moves out of the way in the last second!! AFI hits the concrete hard. Paladin grabs a chair. The referee gets in the way and stops Paladin. But AFI gets up and shoves the referee into the chair. The referee hit his head hard. AFI dropkicks the chair into Paladin's face. AFI gets on top of the guardrail. Leg Drop onto Paladin. AFI grabs the chair and smashes it against Paladin, but Paladin moves out of the way. Low blow by Paladin. Paladin grabs the chair. SMACK!! He hits AFI right on the forehead. The referee is now waking up. Paladin puts AFI on top. Final Act by Paladin!! 1, 2, 3!! Paladin wins!!

#8 MG: Big Daddy .v. TT: Mr. Monday Night (Hardcore Championship/Locomotive Death Match)

GD: This match should be WILD! Both men are on a moving train! The ONLY way to win is to THROW YOUR OPPONENT OFF the train!! My GOD! This is crazy! Here we go! MMN is inside the train and waits for Daddy. Wait Daddy nails MMN from behind. Daddy stomps on MMN. Knees to the stomach by Daddy. Wait MMN grabs something from his tights. Wait MMN throws sand into the eyes of Big Daddy! Drop Kick by MMN. MMN rams Daddy into the wall of the train! Russian Leg Sweep by MMN. Hurricanrana by MMN. Stomps to the back of the neck by MMN. Neckbreaker by MMN. MMN rams the head of Daddy into a table. MMN puts Daddy on top of a table. He goes for a Piledriver, but Daddy backdrops off the table. MMN gets up. He gets nails with a Diving Clothesline by Daddy! Both men are down. Side Walk Slam by Daddy. Daddy picks up MMN. Spear into the wall of the train by Daddy. Stunner by Daddy. Daddy puts MMN on a table. He goes for a Pedigree on the table, but MMN grabs Daddy's legs. Slingshot onto an opposite table by MMN. Wait MMN jumps from this table and hits Daddy with a Flying Leg Drop through another table on Daddy!!! Neckbreaker by MMN. MMN whips Daddy, but Daddy reverses it and sends MMN into the wall! Daddy goes for a Big Boot to the face, but MMN moves! Cheap Shot by MMN. MMN grabs Daddy and uses the wall to hit a Tornado DDT through a table on Daddy!! Wait MMN grabs Daddy for a Reverse DDT. But wait he swings around and hits the High Ratings!! That is his new move!! MMN drags Daddy to the edge of the train. MMN goes for Daddy's move, a Jackknife Powerbomb, but Daddy backdrops MMN. MMN almost goes out, but he grabs the edge of the train! MMN's feet is daggling in the air! Daddy gets up. He could easily toss out MMN, but he picks him up and sets him up for a Jackknife. Daddy looks to Jackknife MMN out of the train, but MMN turns it into a Hurricanrana! Wait both men go out of the train!!!! MY GOD!!! Wait the train stops about a mile down! Both men are hurt! Here comes the ref! He raises the hand of MMN!! MMN is the NEW Hardcore Champion!! The ref said Daddy's feet hit the ground first!!

#9 TT: Big Poppa Pimp .v. TB: Rick Daws (TV/Lightweight Championships)

GD: Pimp drags Inferna to the ring with him and here we go! They lock up. BPP whips Daws against the ropes. Clothesline by BPP. DDT by BPP. Backbreaker by BPP. BPP whips Daws against the ropes again. Daws ducks under. Spinning Heel Kick by Daws. Daws picks him up and kicks him in the gut. Face Buster by Daws. Cover... One... Two... BPP kicks out... Daws picks him up. Double Arm DDT by Daws. Samaon Drop by Daws. Piledriver by Daws. Cover... One... Tw...BPP kicks out... Elbow Drop by Daws. BPP moves out of the way. Leg Drop by BPP. BPP whips Daws into the turnbuckles. He takes him to the top. Belly to Belly SuperPlex by BPP. Pimp slings him into the corner. Daws has his back to Pimp. Pimp Strut by Pimp!! 1, 2, 3!! Pimp wins!!

(The match is over and the ref raises his hand. Big Poppa Pimp has no taken the fallen Rick's lightweight title. Pimp looks down at Rick and then at his newly aquired title and begins to shake his head....He calls for the mic and begins to speak....)

BPP:Well, after beating Rick it looks like what I had planned for this belt will no longer be able to come into effect. I had originally planned to forfeit the lightweight title but since I'm now gonna be defending the honor of the FWA in the interleague ppv, it looks like I will have no choice but to hold on to it, atleast until Monday or after the ppv. It's not that I can't handle wrestling for both belts, but I just want the other lightweights to have a chance for it. But I will keep this belt till after the ppv.....after that, one of the lightweights in the back will have the opportunity to claim this lightweight title. So for any of those backyard bustros from the WFW watching me tonight, whichever one of you guys that are gonna be my competition.....you best check yo self before you wreck yo self because Big Poppa Pimp is gonna roll into the PPV and make short work of those jealous WFW wrestlers that wish they could beat us. I'm out.

(Tosses the mic to the ref and puts the lightweight belt over his left shoulder, and his T.V belt over his right and walks out of the ring and back to the locker room area....)

#10 HSI: Jayzon Sanders .v. TB: Iceberg (US Championship)

*** The eWo theme blares up over the p.a. system and throught out the arena as the is filled with silence. The fans arrupt as they see the former FWA Star Soldier Syxx as he makes his way out carrying his American Title around his shoulder. He slides in the ring and jumps on the turnbuckle and showing off his title as the fans arrupt in cheers. Soldier Syxx then slides out sits at the broadcast table.***

$$:"Damn its great to be back at a FWA event, I see the fans still love me. Well as you know i am the Show Stopper."

$$:"So who we got next on the list the HSI's Jayzon Sanders and The Brews Iceberg, personally i like neither men and think they both suck."

GD: Eddie Gilbert comes down to the ring with Sanders and here we go! They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder Block by Iceberg. Iceberg stomps on Sanders. Release German Suplex by Iceberg. DDT by Iceberg. Iceberg goes up top. Flying Elbow Drop by Iceberg. Iceberg slings Sanders into the ropes.

$$: Iceberg ducks his head and Sanders kicks Iceberg. Mahattan Drop by Sanders. Clothesline by Sanders. Leg Drop by Sanders. Backbreaker by Sanders. Piledriver by Sanders. Spinning Powerbomb by Sanders. Sanders puts Iceberg on top. Iceberg pounds on Sanders. Front Face Suplex off the top ropes by Iceberg.

GD: Cover by Iceberg. 1, 2, kickout! Scoop Slam by Iceberg. Leg Drop by Iceberg. Snap Suplex by Iceberg. Cover by Iceberg. 1, 2, kickout! Headlock by Iceberg. Sanders stands up and backs Iceberg into the ropes. Knee to the gut by Sanders. Both men are down. Wait we hear something is going on backstage.

Suddenly, the camera switches to backstage, just outside of The Triple Threat locker room. The camerman enters and... OHH MY GOD!!! Big Poppa Pimp is laying unconscious, on his back, on the floor, covered in blood. Above him stands The Dark Angel, Trent Walker, Asmodeus, and two men wearing black trench coats, and black masks covering their faces... each holding a different weapon in their hands. One of these men is HUGE! Who could they be? Out from behind the lockers, steps Inferna, holding something in her hand. The camera zooms in on it and it seems to be a dagger. She walks over to Big Poppa Pimp, turns him over onto his stomach, and sits on his chest. She slowly and lightly runs the dagger across his face, down his chest and stomach and back up again. She cuts of his "Triple Threat" t-shirt, revealing his bare chest. Inferna walks outside the locker room... moments pass as she enters the room dragging a table behind her. As she was doing this, Dark Angel had picked up Big Poppa Pimp and placed him on another table. Dark Angel picks up Big Poppa Pimp. OHH MY!!! The Epitaph through the table onto the concrete floor. Big Poppa Pimp has a huge gash on his forehead now, and is bleeding terribly. Dark Angel looks up at the camera and starts to speak... Dark Angel: "Even though you can't hear this, Big Poppa Pimp, I'm sure you'll watch the tape during your long hospital visit. Next time, stay out of my business..." Dark Angel: ...Quote The Angel..." [ Dark Angel then proceeds to extend his arms into the human crucifix, soon to be followed by everyone else, even the two masked men... ] Dark Angel: ...NEVERMORE!!!"

$$: Back inside the ring, Butterfly Suplex by Sanders. DDT by Sanders. Sanders goes for a Prime Time, but Iceberg pushes him into the corner. Kick by Iceberg. Iceberg goes for an Ice Pick, but Sanders pushes him away. Both men run and nail each other with clotheslines! Both men are down and the ref counts! 1..2..3..4..5..6..

GD: Wait we hear that Pimp has been put in an ambulance. Iceberg is the first to get up. Iceberg goes to pick up Sanders. Wait out of nowhere, Prime Time by Sanders!! 1, 2, 3!! Sanders wins!! What a match!! Sanders played possum and grabbed the head of Iceberg, when he tried to pick him up, and hit the Prime Time from nowhere! Great Match!! Wait here come eWo's Shocker, Insane Clown, Havok and Jakal! They attack Sanders!! HSI runs out and Soldier Syxx pulls the cage down with a remote and slides in the ring. The cage is locked as The HSI is beat senseless. Shocker holds up Lance Manyon as Soldier Syxx slaps him with a Syxx Kick!

GD: Now lets leave the crazyness in the ring and go backstage to the crayzness there!! Pimp is being loaded into the ambulance and it drives off to a local hospital! The cameras then fade to Dark Angel, who is standing there watching this with an evil smile on his face!

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