Friday Night Rampage (3/26/99)
[The screen turns black and the letters, F...W...A slowly make their way onto the screen. The letters explode into darkness as the word "RAMPAGE" can now be seen. While the FWA Theme plays over the PA, we are taken inside the arena where thousands of screaming fans are standing. The camera pans the crowd and brings us to the announcers table at ringside where Gary Dawson is standing.]
GD: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Rampage!! We are live from the McMorgan Place in Port Huron, MI!!! Tonight we have 10 matches for you including 2 Title matches!! Lets go to the action!!
#1 Poppa Bear .v. Trilogy X (Submission Match)
GD: X starts off on Bear. Rolling Suplexes by X. German Suplex by X. Leg Drop by X. X goes up top. He goes for a Missile Drop Kick, but Bear moves. Powerslam by Bear. Powerbomb by Bear. Piledriver by Bear. Leg Drop by Bear. Gorilla Press Slam by Bear. Bear clips the leg of X. Grapevine by Bear. Figure-Four by Bear. X reaches the ropes. Clothesline by Bear. Death Valley Driver by Bear. Bear Claw by Bear! X gives up!! Bear wins!! Wait here comes Lucifer and Beelbezub. They enter the ring and throw Poppa Bear a Mega Powers T-shirt! Then they leave. Bear looks at the shirt, then leaves the ring! What was that about?!?!
#2 Skee Lo .v. Tim Booker (Dog Collar Match)
GD: Both men are attached to each other. Drop Kick by Skee. Skee grabs the chain and nails Booker! Hurricanrana by Skee. Swinging Neckbreaker by Skee. Leg Drop by Skee. Skee goes for an elbow drop, but Booker moves. DDT by Booker. Atomic Drop by Booker. Brainbuster by Booker. Death Valley Driver by Booker. Air Lock DDT by Booker. Booker applies a Coleman Tamer, but Skee grabs the ropes. Drop Toe Hold. Skee moves Booker close to the ropes. Skee goes up top. He goes for a Low Down, but Booker moves! Coleman Tamer by Booker! Skee Lo gives up!! Booker wins!!!
#3 MG: Ray Willmott .v. TC: Super Fly (Hell in a Cell)
GD: Both men are in the cell. And Fly jumps Willmott before the bell! Punches by Fly. Suplex by Fly. Fly knees Willmott in the back. Leg Drop to the back by Fly. Neckbreaker by Fly. Fly throws Willmott outside. Fly rams Willmott's back into the cell! Fly rolls him back in. Boston Crab by Fly. Willmott grabs the ropes. Fly goes for a Piledriver, but Willmott backdrops Fly. Russian Leg Sweep by Willmott. Pump-handle Powerslam by Willmott. Liom Tamer by Willmott. Fly grabs the ropes. Romero Chinlock by Willmott. Willmott goes up top. he goes for a Moonsault, but Fly moves. Fly picks up Willmott for the Running Powerbomb. But Willmott pounds on Fly and he falls on Fly. Miss Breast Suffocator tries to interfer, but she is stopped by the cell! DDT by Willmott. The Crucifix by Willmott!! 1, 2, 3!! Willmott wins!!!
#4 E: Slayer .v. MP: Lucifer
GD: They lock up. Kick and a Suplex by Slayer. Pump-Handle Powerslam by Slayer. Pearl River Plunge by Slayer. Slayer goes for a Splash, but Lucifer moves. Kick and a Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Lucifer. Lucifer slings Slayer into the ropes and hits a Flying Clothesline. Leg Drop by Lucifer. DDT by Lucifer. Lucifer goes for a Slayer, but Slayer kicks Lucifer low! Splash by Slayer. Gorilla Press Slam by Slayer. Slayer puts Lucifer on top. Slayer climbs up, but Lucifer fights back and pushes Slayer to the mat. Flying Elbow Drop by Lucifer. Tombstone by Lucifer. Wait here comes Beelbezub! Lucifer talks to the ref and Beelbezub nails Slayer with some brass knuckles! Lucifer picks up Slayer. Choke Slam by Lucifer! 1, 2, 3!! Lucifer wins!!!
#5 TC: Backstreet Brawler .v. Trent Walker
GD: Trent Walker slides in the ring and immediately, Brawler starts laying the boots to him. He picks up Walker but Walker pokes him in the eyes. DDT by Walker. Walker picks up Brawler and starts punching him. He knocks Brawler back into the corner. He gets him up on the top rope. Tornado DDT by Walker from the top rope!!! Walker covers... One... Two... Three...NO!!! Brawler gets his foot on the ropes in the nick of time... Trent Walker picks up Backstreet Brawler. He whips him against the ropes. Dropkick by Walker. Walker picks up Brawler again. Roundhouse Kick by Walker that sends Brawler back to the mat. Walker climbs out of the ropes, onto the ring apron. Walker slingshots himself over the ropes and nails Brawler with a Guillotine Leg Drop. He covers... One... Two... Th...Brawler gets his hand on the ropes... Walker whips Brawler against the ropes. Face Buster by Walker. Shoulderbreaker by Walker. Walker whips Brawler aginst the ropes again. The Double Down by Walker! 1, 2, 3!! Walker wins!! Wait here come Lo Wang!
Wang is wearing Levi's wide leg jeans, Sandals, Iron Bracelets w/ ying yang symbols, and a red sash that goes across his chest. He has a new tattoo as well, a wad of 100 dollar bills. The PA plays his first recorded song Wangbang by Lo Wang loudly, and Wang struts down to the ring,gets in and pulls out a pair of sunglasses, stops and flexes for the fans, who cheer loudly, and speaks.
Wang: Who wants some wang? Female fans cheer and whistle He he he he. As they say, everything about me is HOT! Fans cheer still
Wang: Now tonight, Mean Green is bringing the beatings to our opponents now that we are back, and better than ever!Now, I would like you fans to enjoy yourselves watching us kick [bleep].
Wang:Now, before I leave to get ready for the match, after I bring Team Green back the lightweight belt, I will immedietly start competing for the hardcore title, cause I am Mass Destruction!
Wang then walks out of a cheering arena back into the locker room area with his head held high.
#6 TC: The Franchise .v. E: Gunslinger (Last Man Standing Match)
GD: Franchise is in the ring. Wait here comes Gunslinger. He has on a Kelvar Helmet, Football Shoulder pads made of metal, Metal Shin Guards, Steel Toed shoes, brass knuckles, and a baseball bat. Franchise is shocked. He goes right after Gunslinger. Franchise goes to the legs, but all this gear Gunslinger has, is stopping any offense. Franchise goes for a low blow, but it did not affect Gunslinger! Franchise goes outside and grabs a chair. He enters the ring. He swings the chair, but at the same time Gunslinger slings the bat and he hits the chair sending it into the face of Franchise!! Gunslinger begins to nails Franchise in the face with those brass knuckles! Franchise is bloody! Gunslinger grabs the bat and starts to beat on Franchise! Someone stop him!! Franchise is out! The ref counts! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!! Gunslinger wins! Gunslinger had a better gameplan in this match!!
#7 Kevin Cruz .v. MP: Sandman .v. Big Daddy Dick (Triple Threat Match)
GD: Sandman and Cruz start beating on Big Daddy Dick. They whip him against the ropes. Double Clothesline by Sandman and Cruz. They pick Big Daddy Dick up. Double Suplex. Sandman covers, but Cruz pulls him off. Double Arm DDT by Cruz. Cruz climbs to the top turnbuckle. Big Leg Drop off the top rope by Cruz on Sandman. He covers... One... Two... Thr...Big Daddy Dick breaks the pin... Big Daddy Dick picks up Cruz. He whips him against the ropes. Cruz goes for a Hurricanrana, but Big Daddy Dick catches him in mid-air. Powerbomb by Big Daddy Dick. Sandman hits Big Daddy Dick with a Missile Dropkick to the back of the head. Sandman to the top rope. He waits for Cruz to stand up. Cross Body Block by Sandman. Sandman covers... One... Cruz kicks out... Sandman picks up Cruz. Big Daddy Dick clothesline Sandman from behind, and then clotheslines Cruz over. Big Daddy Dick picks them both up and smashes their heads together. Cruz rolls tp the outside. Piledriver by Big Daddy Dick on Sandman. Dick clotheslines Sandman outside the ring. Dick goes after both Sandman and Cruz outside! All 3 men begin to fight outside while the ref counts! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Sandman rams Dick into the guardrail. Cruz slings Sandman into the steps! 6, 7, 8, Cruz tries to get in, but Dick stops him! 9, 10!!! That is it! This match is a Triple Countout!! Wait as Sandman and Cruz make their way to the locker rooms, Marino Stirrvinski breaks a broomstick over both Sandman and Cruz!!
#8 TB: Rick Daws .v. Lo Wang (Lightweight Championship)
GD: They lock up. Daws whips Wang against the ropes. Clothesline by Daws. Daws pics up Wang. Cradle DDT by Daws... One... Two... Wang kicks out... Daws picks up Wang. Samaon Drop by Daws. Daws throws Wang into the corner. Daws picks him up to the top turnbuckle. Belly to Belly Superplex by Daws. NO! Wang blocks it and throws Daws to the mat. OHH MY GOD!!! Wang just jumped off the turnbuckles, bounced off the ropes, and hit Daws with a Moonsault. Cover... One... Two... Thre...Daws just lifts his foot on the ropes... Wang picks up Daws. Low Blow by Daws. Spinning Heel Kick by Daws. Daws goes for the Tea Drop, but Wang grabs Daws' head and uses a DDT on him! Wang covers... One... Two... Daws kicks out... Wang picks up Daws. He whips him against the ropes. Savate Kick by Wang. Piledriver by Wang. Wang whips Daws against the ropes. Drop Kick by Wang. Fists of Fury by Wang! Wait Tony "The Bitch" comes in and tries to hit Wang with a pitcher of tea, but Wang kicks him! The ref rings the bell! Wang breaks a pitcher of tea over Tony!! Wang wins by DQ!! But Daws keeps the belt!!
#9 HSI: Lance Manyon .v. MG: Paladin (#1 Contender's Match)
GD: They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder Block by Paladin. Leg Drop by Paladin. Back Suplex by Paladin. Powerbomb by Paladin. Suplex by Paladin. Reverse DDT by Paladin. Paladin goes for a Tornado DDT, but Manyon turns it into a Spinebuster! Bulldog by Manyon. Backbreaker by Manyon. Knife Edge Chop by Manyon. Small Package by Manyon. 1, 2, kickout! Reverse DDT by Manyon. DDT by Manyon. Figure-Four by Manyon. Paladin grabs the ropes. Manyon goes for a Superkick, but Paladin ducks. Kick and a Tornado DDT by Paladin. Ankle Lock by Paladin. Manyon grabs the ropes. Sleeper by Paladin. Manyon turns it into a Jawbreaker! Both men are down! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Manyon is up. He picks up Paladin and puts him on top. Manyon climbs up top. Manyon goes for The Show's Over, but Paladin spins all the way through into a Facebuster from the top! What a move! Wait here comes Redman with a chair! Manyon starts to get up. Paladin gets up. Redman jumps on the apron. He swings the chair at Manyon, but Manyon ducks and Redman nails Paladin! The ref says there has to be a #1 Contender, so the match continues! Reptile comes running down to the ring! He argues with Redman! Both men are down in the ring! Paladin gets up and argues with Reptile and Redman on the outside! Manyon is up. Superkick to the back of the head of Paladin by Manyon! 1, 2, 3!! Manyon wins!! He wil face Dark Angel for the World Title on Monday!! Wait Reptile nails Redman with a chair!!! Reptile then leaves the ring! What just happened?!?! I don't know if I can take much more!
#10 Dark Angel and Kris Kanyon .v. Kid Ego and TB: Mr. Monday Night .v. Syxx Pac and Lo Wang (Tag Team Championship)
GD: Syxx Pac and Lo Wang make their way to the ring. Here comes Kid Ego. Then Wicked by Korn comes on the P.A. and MMN walks out. The ring announcer introduces him, and MMN gets inside the ring and grabs the Micraphone from Ring announcer Don Jones.
Mr. Monday Night: Well it's quite obvious why all the fans are here tonight. It's not to see Dark Angel and Kanyon, no it's not to see the other team in this match. They are all here to see history made when two FWA superstars who have had differences in the past team up and take on Dark Angel and his friend and that other team. The only thing that is better than being trained by the icon The Shiek, Is being the Whole F'n Show and from the great city of San Antonio Texas and not from some country farming town like this one. You hillbillies!
(MMN hands the mic back to the Ring announcer.)
Now we wait for Kanyon and Angel. The lights go out and an eerie white glow fills the arena as the church bells start to ring. A minute passes and neither Dark Angel nor Kris Kanyon show. So, the match gets underway. MMN and Syxx Pac start off. Clothesline by Syxx. Hurricanrana by Syxx. Suplex by Syxx. Syxx tags out to Wang. Syxx holds MMN and Wang hits a Spinning Kick to MMN. Headlock by Wang. Figure-Four by Wang. MMN grabs the ropes. Wang tags out to Syxx. Syxx superkicks MMN. Syxx slings MMN into the ropes. Syxx goes for a Bronco Buster, but MMN moves. MMN tags Ego. Ego punches Syx. Here comes Wang. Kick and a DDT by Ego! Ego throws out Wang. Wait here comes Dark Angel, without his FWA World Heavyweight Belt, and Inferna appear at the ramp and walk down to where the ramp meets the ring. Powerbomb by Ego on Syxx. Suplex by Syxx. Wait MMN goes straight outside and nails Angel! Low Blow by MMN. Hurricanrana by MMN. Inferna tries to stop him, but MMN pushes her aside! Neckbreaker by MMN. Piledriver by MMN. Knee to the neck by MMN. Ego Check by Ego on Syxx inside the ring! MMN has done is damage and gets in his corner. Angel gets up mad! Syxx tags Wang and Ego tags MMN! Spinning Heel Kick by MMN on Wang. Monday Night Special by MMN on Wang! Wait suddenly Trent Walker, Asmodeus, and Kris Kanyon rush the ring from the crowd. Asmodeus hits Lo Wang in the back of the head with a Stop Sign; Trent Walker takes out Syxx Pac's knees with a black baseball bat, and then proceeds to hit him repeatly on his body. And Kris Kanyon charges MMN with a chair. MMN ducks under. Monday Night Special by MMN. Dark Angel enters the ring. MMN turns around. Kick to the gut by Dark Angel. Dark Angel hits MMN with The Epitaph. As this is going on, Kid Ego is just watching. Trent Walker hands Dark Angel his lead pipe. Dark Angel smashes it over MMN's head. WAIT! Asmodeus passes Dark Angel a pair of handcuffs. Dark Angel ties MMN up to the turnbuckle. They all start hitting him with their weapons. MMN is now unconscious and bloody all over. Dark Angel starts to smash MMN's knee with the lead pipe. MMN could be seriously injured here. Angel then points his pipe towards Ego! The ref said there must be a winner to decide to NEW Tag Champs, so the match continues! What is this! The lights go off! When they come back on, Chino Moreno, Rick Daws, Tony "The Bitch", and Big Poppa Pimp are in the ring! They nail Walker, Kayon, and Asmodeus! Wait Moreno breaks a Singapore can on Angel! Daws breaks a pitcher of tea on Angel! Pimp has a chair and he nails Angel with it! They begin to stomp away and continue to stomp on the neck of Angel! Neckbreakers, Piledrivers, Chair shot, and cane shots to Angel by The Brew!! Angel is hurt! The Brew then go outside the ring! Tha match still continues! Ego is the legal man. Ego Check by Ego on Syxx! 1, 2, 3!! Ego and MMN are the NEW Tag Team Champions! But MMN is bloody and hurt. But so is Angel!! The Brew call for some help. Ego hands Pimp MMN's Tag Title Belt, then they help MMN to the back. Ego then goes to the back with his belt! Walker, Asmodeus, and Kanyon are back up. And they attend to Angel. We are out of time! This was wild and crazy from beginning to end! But it always is! I will see you Monday!!
[The copyright page comes up, as the cameras fade to back.]
