Friday Night Rampage (3/12/99)
[The screen turns black and the letters,
F...W...A slowly make their way onto the
screen. The letters explode into darkness as
the word "RAMPAGE" can now be seen. While the FWA Theme plays over
the PA, we are taken inside the arena where
thousands of screaming fans are standing. The camera pans the crowd and brings us to the
announcers table at ringside where Gary
Dawson is standing.]
GD: Welcome everyone to Friday Night
Rampage!! We are live from the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, CA!! Tonight we have 3 Titles on the line including a BIG World Title Match between Ego and Pimp!! Now I understand that there is some happenings going on the back rooms. Let's see if we can get our cameras back there.
~The camera zooms to a shot in Poppa Bear's locker room, where Eddie Gilbert holding a steel chair is standing over a badly beaten Poppa Bear. Eddie picks up the chair again and swings for Poppa Bear's head. Eddie throws the chair into the corner, slaps Poppa Bear, and stomps on his leg. Eddie walks towards the camera and says.~
HSI Eddie: I don't take kindly to lead pipes. Let's see you win your match tonight Poppa Bear.
~Eddie leaves Poppa Bear behind holding his badly beaten legs.~!!!
#1 Marino Stirrvinski .v. Steve Austin
GD: Marino is all over Austin from the start! DDT by Marino. Wait the Big Nightmare by Marino!! 1, 2, 3!! Marino wins easily!!!
#2 EGO/FMS: Poppa Bear .v. Black Dragon .v. John Holliday
(Triple Threat Match)
GD: Here we go! Bear is limping, but he is still here. Bear clips the leg of Holliday and begins to pound on him, while Dragon just watches. Grapevine to the leg of Holliday by Bear. Bear knees Holliday. Powerslam by Bear. Wait from behind, Dragon rolls up Bear! 1, 2, kickout! Dragon clotheslines Bear. Suplex by Dragon. Tornado DDT by Dragon. Powerslam by Dragon. Powerbomb by Dragon. Holliday gets up and nails Dragon. Side Walk Slam by Holliday on Dragon. Holliday puts Dragon up top. Bear is up and he spins Holliday around and give him a Death Valley Driver. Dragon nails Bear with a Flying Clothesline. Dragon sets up Bear for the Dragon Desecrator. Bear slides behind Dragon. Death Valley Driver by Bear. Bear applies the Bear Claw to Dragon!! Dragon is in the ropes though! But Bear won't let go!! The ref counts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!! That is it! Holliday is still down and the ref has disqualified Bear!! Dragon wins by DQ!!!
#3 EGO/FMS: Cube .v. TC: The Franchise
(First Blood Match)
GD: They lock up. Armbar and an Eye Gouge by Franchise. Suplex by Franchise. Reverse DDT by Franchise. Franchise goes outside and grabs a chair. Cube gets up and Drop Kick the chair into the face of Franchise! Bulldog by Cube. Reverse DDT by Cube. Brainbuster by Cube. Cube nails Franchise in the back with the chair! Suplex by Cube. Backbreaker by Cube. Cube puts Franchise on top. He goes for the Shakeup, but Franchise fights back and pushes Cube to the mat. Flying Elbow Drop by Franchise. Neckbreaker by Franchise. Franchise nails Pinhead with the chair! He nails him again!! He lays the chair on the mat. DDT on the chair by Franchise! Cube is bleeding!! Franchise wins!!! Wait here comes Big Daddy Dick's manager, Miss Breast Suffocator, and attacks Cube!! Breast Suffocator by Miss Breast Suffocator on Cube!!
#4 Big Daddy Dick .v. TC: The Virgin
GD: We are joined by Reptile here!
Reptile: Both men lock up,and dick begins to beat up on virgin!!virgin gets sent to the ropes,and misses with a drop kick,dick comes back,and nails him with a body splash!!
GD: Dick picks up virgin,and a body slam!!he picks him up,and a german suplex!!
Reptile: Virgin rolls to the outside,kick follows him out,virgin turns around and nails him with a clothseline,dick his hard that time!!
GD: Virgin walks around the ring holding his head,and rolls back into the ring, as dick follows him!!virgin begins to stomp him down,he is pounding on his back!!
Reptile: Virgin puts dick on the ropes,virgin goes to the ropes, and Dick fights back and knocks virgin to the mat!!! Wait here comes Franchise from the crowd!
GD: The ref does not see him. Franchise nails Dick with a chair in the corner, while the ref was checking on Virgin! Virgin is up. The Penetrator by Virgin!! 1, 2, 3!! Virgin wins!!
#5 MP: Beelbezub .v. TC: Backstreet Brawler
GD: They lock up. They start exchanging blows. Backstreet Brawler punches Beelbezub. Beelbezub punches back. And another by Beelbezub. And another. Devastating DDT by Beelbezub. Beelbezub picks Brawler up way in the air. Gorilla Press by Beelbezub. Beelbezub picks Brawler up in the air again. He drops him face first. Cover...
One...
Two...
Thr...Brawler gets his foot on the ropes...
Fishermans suplex by Beelbezub...
One...
Two...
Kickout...
Beelbezub picks Brawler up in a Vertical Suplex. And he drops him to the mat. Brawler stands up but he is very dizzy. Beelbezub clotheslines Brawler over the top ropes. Beelbezub is on the apron. He runs off and nails Brawler with a Dropkick. But Brawler moved at the last minute. Beelbezub hits the concrete very hard! Brawler picks up Beelbezub and whips him against the metal guardrail. Brawler picks him up and drops him throat first on the guardrails. Brawler starts pulling off the mat which is on the concrete. Piledriver by Brawler. NO! Beelbezub blocked it. Back Body Drop on the concrete by Beelbezub. Beelbezub throws Brawler back into the ring. Piledriver by Beelbezub. Double Arm DDT by Beelbezub. Mandible Claw by Beelbezub! Brawler gives up!! Beelbezub wins!!
#6 MP: Lucifer .v. Asmodeus
GD: Asmodeus attacks Lucifer before the bell rings. Asmodeus whips Lucifer against the ropes. Kick to the gut by Asmodeus and a Single Arm DDT. Asmodeus picks up Lucifer. Airplane Spin by Asmodeus. Boston Crab by Asmodeus. The ref. is asking Lucifer if he wants to give up. Lucifer is inching towards the ropes. He grabs the ropes. Asmodeus won't let go though. The ref. starts to count...
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Asmodeus lets go of the hold. Asmodeus whips Lucifer against the ropes. Belly to Belly suplex by Asmodeus. Asmodeus to the top rope. He waits for Lucifer to get up. Missile Dropkick by Asmodeus. But Lucifer moves out of the way. He grabs Asmodeus in the air and hits him with a Backbreaker. Lucifer picks up Asmodeus. Shoulderbreaker by Lucifer. Leg Drop by Lucifer. Lucifer starts choking Asmodeus. The ref. pulls him off. Lucifer starts yelling at the ref. Asmodeus rolls him up from behind...
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Two...
Lucifer kicks out...
Piledriver by Asmodeus. Asmodeus picks up Lucifer and a scoop slam. Asmodeus puts Lucifer in a Headlock. He pulls Lucifer up, so they're standing. Lucifer elbows Asmodeus in the gut. And again. Sidewalk Slam by Lucifer. Lucifer picks up Asmodeus. And a Spinning Sidewalk Slam by Lucifer. Cover...
One...
Asmodeus kicks out...
Lucifer picks up Asmodeus but he hits Lucifer with a Low Blow. And another Low blow. What's wrong with the FWA referrees? Asmodeus whips Lucifer against the ropes. Big Boot by Asmodeus. But Lucifer ducks under and gets some revenge with a Low Blow on Asmodeus. Piledriver by Lucifer. Wait some old man s walking towards the ring. Lucifer goes for a Choke Slam, but the man jumps in the ring and stops Lucifer. He grabs Asmodeus and then a mic. The man is Lucifer's father! Lucifer's father then tells Lucifer that Asmodeus is Lucifer's brother!! He says Asmodeus was put up for a adoption years ago! Lucifer is shocked!! Lucifer is about to leave, but Asmodeus and Lucifer's father attack Lucifer!! Holy Cow!! Here comes Beelbezub! He chases them off!! I can't believe this! This match is a No Contest!! Now lets go backstage!!
Reporter>ok,i am backstage with the current T.V and the leader of Flip Mode Squad, Reptile,and his close friend,Redman!!how are you guys??
Reptile>i'm doin fine,just chillin backstage!!
Redman>i would be better,if only they had some good (beep) drinks back here,i mean look at this (beep), orange juice,lemonade,7-up,i mean where is the beer??
Reporter>should be here some where!!
Redman>yeah well it's not,damn i bet Josh is back there some where gettin loaded,god damn it,where is his office!!
(redman wonders backstage lookin for the prez josh clinton)
Reporter>ok,so reptile,were backstage,and i know you have been talkin to some wrestlers, whats next for you??i mean where do you stand??
Reptile>well,the next thing for me is puppetmaster, and i hope things go well you know,i got all the respect in the world for puppet master,and i know it's goin to be a damn good match!!
Reporter>ok,it's really bussy back here,lots of wrestlers, reporters,bookers goin around,how does that affect you??
Reptile>it's nothin really,i mean you get used to it after awhile!!
Reporter>do you have any thing to say to jayzon sanders??
Reptile>yeah i do!!i just want to say,that hey,it was a good match,and i respect you,the first match i admit, you didn't look to tough,but the second one,damn he gave it his all,and you know,he's been saying that he is "prime time", well on monday night Sanders,you made a believer out of me man!!
Reporter>any thing else to add??
Reptile>no thats it!!
Reporter>ok,well GD,its very bussy back here,lots of nose, reptile sounds confident about his match,so back to you!!
#7 EGO/FMS: Trilogy X .v. Ross Jackson
(Lumberjack Match)
GD: They lock up. Trilogy X whips Ross Jackson against the ropes. X goes for a a clothesline but Jackson ducks under. X turns around and a spinning heel kick by Jackson. Jackson picks up X. Samaon Drop by Jackson. Cover...
One...
Kickout...
They start exchanging blows. X gets the upperhand. He whips Jackson into the corner. X places Jackson on the top rope. Belly to Belly Superplex by X. NO! Jackson blocked it. Top rope powerbomb by Jackson. Cover...
One...
Two...
Thr...X gets his foot on the rope...
Jawbreaker by Jackson. Piledriver by Jackson. Jackson whips X against the ropes. Cross body block by Jackson. But X ducks under and Jackson goes flying over the top rope. Super Fly and The Franchise start beating on Jackson. Franchise whips Jackson against the turnbuckles. X gets on the top turnbuckle. Plancha by X to Jackson on the outside!! Jackson is knocked out. X stands up. Cube clotheslines X from behind. Cube picks him up and throws him back in the ring. He then throws Jackson back in the ring. X struggles up first. He picks Jackson up. NO! Jackson kicks X in the gut. The Ice Pick by Jackson. Cover...
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Three...
Ross Jackson wins!!!
#8 MP: Sandman .v. HSI: Flash Flanagan
GD: Reptile is here with us again!
Reptile: Here we go,they both lock up,sandman gets sent to the ropes, flanagan comes back with a drop kicks,sandmna gets back up,flanagan gets him with a hip toss,sandman rolls to the outside,runs around the ring!!
GD: Sandman comes around,gets up to the top rope,and flys and hits flanangan!!
Reptile>sandman for the pin,1.. and flanagan kicks out!!
GD: Sandman picks up flanagan,he sends him into the corner,sandman coems running in,flanagan puts up the boot,sandman goes down,flanagan hops up onto the ropes!!
Reptile: Flanagan drops with a body splash!!for the pin,1..2 and sandman kicks out!!
GD: Flanagan picks up sandman,and a suplex!!flanagan with another suplex!!
Reptile: Flanagan with the fishermans suplex,1..2. and sandman just got out of it!!
GD: Flanagan sends sandman to the ropes,sandman ducks the clothseline,he comes back around and nails flanagan with a clothesline!!
Reptile: Sandman picks up flanagan and a body slam!!
GD: Sandman picks up flanagan,and bang,he nailed him with The Dreamer!!
Reptile: Sandman for the pin,1..2..3!!its over,sandman wins!! Now Mark Jenkins is in the ring for an interview!!
Jenkins: I am in the ring now expecting the arrival of our lightweight champion, Eddie Gilbert!
~LaGrange plays as Eddie steps out from behind the curtain with his belt over his shoulder. Half the crowd is on thier feet and the other half is throwing thier sodas at him.~
Jenkins: Eddie, we saw you earlier this evening brutally attack Poppa Bear. What was that for?
Eddie: Me attack Poppa bear? I watched the tape, you know what you saw? You saw a concerned Eddie Gilbert trying to wake up a piss drunk Poppa Bear.
Jenkins: But Eddie...
Eddie: Mr. Grand-champion Gilbert to you.
Jenkins: Mr. Grand-champion Gilbert, you hit him over the head with a chair.
Eddie: What you expect me to tap with a chair? That'll never wake anyone up. After all I did for him, I'm afraid he won't be a hundred percent for his title match tonight. Now that I've cleared that up, I have something to say to you. Let me tell you a Gilbert never forgets, and it wasn't too long ago that I saw you laughing with Lo Wang about his burger king jokes.
Jenkins: Well Eddie, you've got to understand...
Eddie: Grand champion Gilbert, you understand this.
~Eddie picks Jenkins up and tosses him over the top turnbuckle for a snakeyes, and then stomps on him as he walks back up the ramp. On his way a kid throws a burger king crown at him. Eddie picks up the crown and tears it in half and yells something about not to touch the grand-champion at the little kid who starts crying.~
#9 MP: Puppetmaster .v. Tim Booker
(Falls Count Anywhere Match)
GD: Puppetmaster attacks Booker before he can get to the ring! He slings Booker into the steel steps and puts him in the ring! Backbreaker by Puppetmaster. Knee to the back by Puppetmaster. German Suplex by Puppetmaster. Tilt O Whirl Backbreaker by Puppetmaster. Powerslam by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster throws Booker outside the ring. Booker kicks Puppetmaster and slams him on the floor. Elbow Drop by Booker. Suplex on the floor by Booker. Side Walk Slam by Booker. Booker slings Puppetmaster into the guardrail! Booker throws Puppetmaster into the crowd. Puppetmaster eye gouges Booker! Forearm by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster drops an elbow on the neck of Booker. Forearm to the neck by Puppetmaster. Neckbreaker by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster pounds on Booker as they go through the crowd to the back of the building. Boston Crab by Puppetmaster. Puppetmaster chokes Booker. Low Blow by Booker! Air Lock DDT by Booker! Coleman Tamer by Puppetmaster! Booker lets go and grabs a chair. He swings it at Puppetmaster, but Booker ducks. Kick and a DDT by Puppetmaster on the floor! Puppetmaster powerslams Booker through a table!! Puppetmaster sends Booker through the front doors, shattering the glass!! Puppetmaster drags Booker to the parking lot! He rams him into a car!! He puts Booker on top of the car. He climbs on the car and uses The Carver on the car by Puppetmaster!!! 1, 2, 3!! Puppetmaster wins!! Booker just didn't give up though! Watch out for him!! Puppetmaster will now face Reptile for the TV Tite on Monday!!
#10 EGO/FMS: Paladin .v. TB: Rick Daws
(No DQ Match)
GD: Here we go! Both men are in the ring! Wait Paladin signals for something and here comes the rest of EGO/FMS! Here comes Reptile, Redman, Lo Wang, Syxx Pac, Trilogy X, Poppa Bear, and Cube! They attack Daws and Daws' manager, Tony "The Bitch"! Here come Pimp and MMN! But they get stopped by EGO/FMS! They are killing Daws. Paladin grabs a chair and nails Daws with it! Wait AFI runs to the ring! He looks like he is going to attack, but he hits Paladin instead! EGO/FMS jump on him though!! AFI is he newest member of The Brew!! Paladin grabs a chair and nails Daws with it!! This is No DQ!! The Salvation by Paladin! 1, 2, 3!! Paladin wins with some help from his friends!!
#11 Dark Angel .v. Trent Walker
(Hardcore Championship/Buried Alive Match)
GD: We are joined by Reptile again! OK,here we go, dark angel starts the attack!! Dark Angel sends trent walker to the ropes,and hits him with a clothsline!!
REPTILE: Dark angel picks up walker,and a body slam,dark angel goes to the ropes,and drops with an elbow!!
GD: Dark angel gets up,he drops with a leg drop,but trent moves out of the way!!trent gets up and begins to stomp on dark angel!!trent picks up dark angel,and a ddt!!
REPTILE: GD, why dont you shut up??walker picks up angel,and a suplex!! walker picks up dark angel,and another suplex!!dark angel gets back up, he begins to hit walker with european upper cuts!!
GD: He backs walker into the corner,and a picks him up,and a hollywood slam!!!!
Reptile: Dark angel throws walker to the outside!!
GD: Dark Angel picks up walker, and The Epitaph into the grave!!
Reptile: Dark angel picks up the shovel,and begins to put the bury him!!
GD: Trent walker looks to be out of it!!
Reptile: Yeah,the bell rings,it's over,dark angel picks up the win!!
#12 TB: Mr. Monday Night .v. HSI: Lance Manyon
(US Championship/Iron Man Match)
GD: Here we go! They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder Block by MMN. Armbar by MMN. Manyon reverses it into his own Armbar. Hammerlock by Manyon. Elbow to the face by MMN. MMN runs the ropes and Drop Kicks Manyon. Headlock by MMN. Manyon turns it into a Hammerlock. Headlock by Manyon. MMN pushes Manyon into the ropes. Manyon bounces off the ropes, but MMN knees Manyon in the gut. Headlock by MMN. Russian Leg Sweep by MMN. Hurricanrana by MMN. Spinning Heel Kick by MMN. MMN goes up top and hits a Moonsault. 1, 2, kickout! Headlock and Manyon sends MMN into the ropes. Sunset Flip by MMN. 1, Kickout! MMN goes for a Clothesline, but Manyon ducks. Manyon clips MMN's leg! Elbow to the knee of MMN. Grapevine by MMN. Knee to the leg of MMN by Manyon. Figure-Four by Manyon. Manyon reaches the ropes. Manyon grabs MMN's leg and uses the ropes to sit on it. Backbreaker by Manyon. Bulldog by Manyon. Elbow Drop on the leg by Manyon. Sharpeshooter by Manyon. MMN won't give up. MMN crawls and grabs the ropes. Suplex by Manyon. Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Manyon. Leg Drop by Manyon. Manyon goes up top. He goes for a Flying Elbow Drop, but MMN moves out of the way. MMN uses the ropes to struggle up. MMN clotheslines Manyon. 20 minutes have expired with 40 minutes left in the match!! MMN applies a headlock. Manyon elbows MMN. He runs the ropes. MMN ducks his head, but Manyon kicks MMN in the face. DDT by Manyon. Figure-Four by Manyon. MMN is in the middle of the ring. MMN is hurting, but we won't give up. MMN struggles to turn it over, but he can't do it. His shoulders are down. 1, 2, up! MMN fights and turns it over! Manyon lets go. He is hurt too, but MMN is in worse shape. Headlock by Manyon. Sleeper by Manyon. MMN reverses it into a Jawbreaker! Both men are down! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Manyon is up. Manyon goes to pick up MMN, but MMN uses an inside cradle by MMN. 1, 2, KICKOUT!! Low Blow by MMN! Monday Night Special by MMN! 1, 2, 3!! MMN wins one fall!! There is 15 minutes left in the match!! After a minutes rest, both men pound on each other. Kick and a Reverse DDT by Manyon. Manyon goes up top and hits a Flying Elbow Drop. Powerbomb by Manyon. Manyon waits for MMN to get up. MMN struggles up and Manyon goes for a Super Kick, but MMN ducks! Spinning Heel Kick by MMN. Piledriver by MMN. MMN puts Manyon on the top rope. MMN climbs up. Manyon fights back. Manyon grabs MMN and drops down sending MMN across the top rope!! Super Kick by Manyon. Manyon applies an Ankle Lock! MMN won't give up. He crawls, but Manyon brings him inside the middle. MMN crawls and grabs the ropes!! Manyon pulls MMN back to the center and locks on a Sharpeshooter!! Center of the ring!! MMN is not getting out!! Wait MMN is out!! The ref drops MMN's hand 3 times!! Manyon wins! We are tied 1-1 with 2 minutes left!!! After 1 minute we are back at it!! Manyon goes right after MMN. He stomps on him. DDT by Manyon. Manyon goes for a Figure-Four, but MMN reverses it into a rollup!! 1, 2, 3!! MMN wins!! He leads with 1 minute left!! MMN rolls outside the ring.We are back after a short break. Manyon goes outside after MMN. He tries to throw him back in, but MMN thumbs his eyes. 30 Seconds left! MMN rolls back inside. Manyon recovers and gets back inside, MMN rolls away from Manyon. He goes outside. Manyon has go get him. 10 seconds! MMN crawls away from Manyon. Ding Ding!! The match is over!! MMN wins 2-1!!! Manyon is mad! He attacks MMN after the bell, until Pimp runs him off!
#13 TB: Big Poppa Pimp .v. Kid Ego
(World Championship/Highway to Hell/Electric Barbwire/Singapore Cane Match)
GD: The cell is is lowered and the platform is set. Underneath the ring is covered with tables. The cell has barbwire around it and it is electric! On the "highway" there are chairs and a ladder. Hung from the cell, is a singapore cane! Ego and Pimp are both in the cell! Ego has on rubber gloves. Ego extends his hand for Pimp to shake. Pimp does not do it. Ego extends it, but Pimp refuses! Ego gets ready. Pimp charges at Ego, but Ego moves. Pimp almost hit the cell. Ego charges at Pimp, but Pimp moves. Pimp pushes Ego into the cell!! Ego is shaking from the electricity!!! Pimp sets up the ladder and climbs it and grabs the cane. Pimp nails Ego with the cane repeatly!!! Super Kick by Pimp and Ego falls off the highway and crashes through two tables in the ring!! Pimp has won!!! For those who do not know, to win a Highway to Hell match you have to throw our opponent off of the highway and through the tables down below. So Pimp wins! Both had different gameplans, but only Pimp's worked! We are out of time!! I will see you Monday!!
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