DJ: Our next contest will be under Falls Count Anywhere Match rules AND it is for the Hardcore Championship!!!
["Until It Sleeps by Metallica plays over the PA as Paladin comes out to the cheers from the fans.]
DJ: Introducing first...Weighing 377 lbs...Here is Paladin!!!
[Then "I Want Your Sex" by George Michael plays over the PA as Big Daddy Dick comes out to boos from the men and cheers from the ladies.]
DJ: And his opponent...Weighing 302 lbs...Here is Big Daddy Dick!!!
[The bell rings.]
JW: Well both men are in the ring now and they both came down alone. Now,
they're about to lock it up. Here they go, BDD takes the early advantage and he sends Paladin flying into the mat.
GD: But, now Paladin is up BDD is comming but Paladin begins to pound on him with a series of punches. Oh my BDD is down and he looks very hurt. Look at Paladin though they look a little big. I bet he has coal miners gloves or something on.
JW: Yes, but now BDD is down and out. Paladin now is working on him.
Giving him kicks and knees. Now, Paladin lifts him up and sends him flying out of the ring. Paladin now follows up and he moves over to the ropes and he goes flying over, right onto BDD.
GD: Both men are down now. Paladin went into the guardrail. But, now they are both getting up, Paladin is up first and he is moving over to BDD, but BDD gives him a big uppercut to the crotch area. But, Paladin just stands there with a smile on his face. I bet he has a jock on.
JW: Probably. But, now he's pounding on BDD. He hits him with a whole bunch of double axehandles and kicks to the face. Now, he moves over and he picks up a steel chair. He' comming at BDD, but BDD is up and he's going to the back pretty fast. Paladin is following though.
GD: Our cameras are in the back now. Paladin is chasing down BDD we dont know where he has gone. Paladin now is searching the locker room hallway, but look out of no-where from behind it's BDD with a wooden crate. OH MY he takes out Paladin. Now he is stomping on him.
JW: Yes, and now he drags him down the hall and into the parking lot. Now
he takes him over to a big limo. He tosses him in and now he goes in after him. Oh no he's breaking champagne glasses on Paladins head. Paladin has been cut open this is horrible.
GD: Yes, and now BDD takes him out and he takes him and tosses him into the
back of a pickup truck. Now he's up and he gives him the big wood rupture in the back of it. Now, he picks him up and he goes for a powerbomb right out of the pickup. I cant watch.
JW: NO, NO, Paladin reversed it and now he has tosses BDD out of the pickup
truck right onto the roof of the car next to it. Now, Paladin is on the pickups roof and he goes for a big elbow off of it onto BDD. He......... HITS IT.
GD: Paladin now picks up Big Daddy Dick off the car. Paladin goes for The Salvation onto the car, but Paladin slips off the edge of the car and hits his head on the side of the car!
JW: Paladin is OUT!! Dick gets up and jumps off the car. Dick picks up Paladin. Pimp Drop onto the concrete by Dick!! 1, 2, 3!!
DJ: Here is your winner...Big Daddy Dick!!!
GD: Well what a WILD match that was! Both men gave everything they had, but Dick pulled out the win! Here comes some help for both men. Back in the arena, we are ready for our next match. So lets go to it!
DJ: Our next contest will be under Tag Team Elimination rules AND will be for the US, TV, and Tag Team Championships!!!
[The "MP Them" plays as Lucifer and Beelbezub come to the ring with mostly boos from the crowd.]
DJ: Introducing first...At a combined weight of 545 lbs...Here is the team of Lucifer and Beelbezub!!!
[Then "Come As You Are" by Nirvana plays as TV Champion, Iceberg, and Nukem come to the ring to the cheers from the fans.]
DJ: Their opponents...At a combined weight of 519 lbs...Here is the team of Iceberg and Duke Nukem!!!
[Then fireworks shoot off while the "Theme to Terminator" plays over the PA as US Champion, Tanaka, and Jeff Major come out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
DJ: And their opponents...At a combined weight of 521 lbs...Here is the team of Jeff Major and Tanaka!!!
[The bell rings.]
GD: Right from the bell it is a WAR! Iceberg and Nukem go over and fight with Major and Tanaka! Iceberg and Nukem knock down Major and then they fight with Tanaka on the outside, while Lucifer and Beelbezub stomp on Major in the ring!
JW: Iceberg and Nukem throw Tanaka into the guardrail and then into the ring post! Iceberg and Nukem then roll back inside. Lucifer and Beelbezub fight with them!
GD: I guess the ref is letting this go and this has turned into a Texas Tornado Match, where everyone is legal! Tanaka is back inside and he attacks Iceberg! Nukem then fights with Tanaka!
JW: Major is up and fighting with Beelbezub, while Lucifer fights with Iceberg. Wait look up there! It is Falcon!! The fans start screaming! Falcon walks down the aisle and Iceberg does not see him yet.
GD: Falcon walks to the ring, and Iceberg turns around and sees him and gets all wide eyed and leaves the ring and runs up to him. Falcon ignores him and walks right on by. Falcon enters the ring and stands there watching the match.
JW: The ref runs over to Falcon and yells at him. Iceberg gets a chair at ringside and dives into the ring behind the ref's back. Wait here comes Scorcher, Tanaka's bodyguard! He pulls Falcon off the apron and they fight outside!
GD: The ref turns around to see Iceberg clock Tanaka in the head with the chair! And again and again! Iceberg runs over and nails Major with the chair! Then Beelzebub and Lucifer enter the ring and Iceberg beats them both down with the chair, and then hits the Ice Pick on Lucifer!
JW: Wait the ref tells Iceberg to leave! The ref has given Iceberg a DQ!! He is gone! Iceberg is mad! But since Iceberg attacked everyone and no beat him, Iceberg keeps the TV Title! Iceberg leaves the ring with his TV Title while some officials break up Falcon and Scorcher on the outside and drag them to the back!
GD: Nukem takes advantage of everyone being knocked down and he stomps away at Tanaka! Nukem picks up Tanaka. He goes for the Nuclear Meltdown, but Major is back up and he clips the leg of Nukem!
JW: Wait Beelbezub is up and Major gets up right into the Mandible Claw! Major gives up! He is gone! Wait Tanaka is up now and he climbs up top. Lucifer is up now too. He picks up Nukem and chokeslams him!!
GD: Tanaka then comes off with The Flying Feather on Nukem!! 1, 2, 3!! Nukem is gone!! Now Lucifer and Beelbezub jump on Tanaka! It is a Handicap Match now basically!
JW: Lucifer goes for a Choke Slam on Tanaka, but Tanaka kicks him! Wait Beelbezub nails Tanaka now! Beelbezub goes for a Mandible Claw, but Tanaka grabs the ropes and slides outside.
GD: Beelbezub falls outside too, but he still has the Claw on! Wait now Tanaka pushes Beelbezub into the guardrail! The hold is released, but both men are down! The ref makes a count now! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10!! Tanaka and Beelbezub have been Counted Out! They are both gone!
DJ: Here is your winner...Lucifer!!! And by the rules of this match, Your NEW Tag Champions are Lucifer and Beelbezub!!!
JW: Well Lucifer and Beelbezub are the NEW Tag Champions, because Lucifer won. But since Tanaka did not get beat by anyone, he was counted out WITH Beelbezub, then Tanaka keeps his US Title!
GD: That was a WILD MATCH! A big WAR from the start to finish! Before we go to our Main Event, lets take a breather and go to this!
[A promo for the Third WFWA Interleague PPV, When Worlds Collide III, live on PPV on June 6 is shown. Then the cameras fade back to the ring where Don Jones is standing by.]
DJ: Our FINAL Contest is scheduled for one fall AND will be for the World Championship!!
[Fireworks shoot off while "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by The Offspring plays over the PA as Sanders comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
DJ: Introducing first...Weighing 247 lbs...Here is Jayzon Sanders!!!
[Then "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots plays over the PA as Lance Manyon comes out with his World Title held high to the loud cheers from the crowd.]
DJ: And his opponent...Weighing 215 lbs...Here is Lance Manyon!!!
[The bell rings.]
GD: Here we go! They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder Block by Sanders. Armbar by Sanders. Wait Manyon reverses it into his own Armbar. Headlock by Manyon. Sanders pushes Manyon into the ropes. Manyon bounces off the ropes and drop kicks Sanders.
JW: Manyon now applies a Hammerlock. Wait Sanders back elbows Manyon. Sanders turns around and hits a Manhattan Drop on Manyon. Clothesline by Sanders.
GD: Back Suplex by Sanders. Snap Suplex by Sanders. Backbreaker by Sanders. Sanders goes up top. He goes for a Flying Elbow Drop, but Manyon moves! Backbreaker by Manyon. Bulldog by Manyon. Manyon picks up Sanders and puts him in the corner. Big Chop by Manyon.
JW: Reverse DDT by Manyon. Manyon with a cover! 1, 2, kickout! Manyon picks up Sanders and throws him outside.
GD: Manyon runs the ropes and jumps outside
with a Flying Body Press on Sanders on the floor! Manyon whips Sanders into the guardrail! Manyon then tries to ram Sanders into the ring post, but Sanders blocks it and elbows Manyon! Sanders sends Manyon into the ring post!
JW: Sanders rolls back inside. He goes to the far end of the ring. Manyon gets up outside. Baseball Slide Kick to the face of Manyon! Sanders rolls Manyon back inside, grabs a chair, and then gets in the ring.
GD: Sanders tries to hit Manyon with with chair, but the ref stops him and takes the chair away! Sanders argues with the ref. Wait rollup by Manyon! 1, 2, KICKOUT! Close one!
JW: Both men get up at the same time and Sanders kicks Manyon. Butterfly Suplex by Sanders. Spinning Powerbomb by Sanders. Piledriver by Sanders. Cover by Sanders! 1, 2, KICKOUT! Very Close!
GD: Sanders slams Manyon. Sanders goes up top. Flying Elbow Drop by Sanders. Sanders picks up Manyon. Sanders goes for the Prime Time, but Manyon pushes Sanders away! Manyon slides outside. Wait Sanders runs the ropes and goes for a Flying Clothesline outside, but Manyon moves!
JW: Manyon then picks up Sanders and throws him back inside. DDT by Manyon. Piledriver by Manyon. Manyon goes up top. Flying Elbow Drop by Manyon. Manyon goes for a Cover! 1, 2, kickout!
GD: Hurricanrana by Manyon. Manyon now waits for Sanders to get up. Sanders gets up. Manyon goes for a Super Kick, but Sanders ducks! Sanders goes for the Prime Time, but Manyon pushes Sanders into the corner! Super Kick by Manyon!
JW: But Manyon does not go for a cover! Manyon puts Sanders on the top rope. Manyon climbs up. Manyon goes for The Show's Over, but Sanders backdrops Manyon from the top to the mat! Sanders now stands up on the top rope.
GD: Manyon slowly gets up. Missile Drop Kick by Sanders! 1..2..NO A KICKOUT! We almost had a new champion there! Wait Sanders, he's got Manyon, PRIME TIME, IT'S OVER, WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!
JW: Wait a minute through the crowd, IT'S RAY WILLMOTT! Sanders now making the cover, 1...2... WILLMOTT PULLED THE REFEREE OUT! What the hell is goin on here!?!?
GD: Sanders is standing now, and Willmott is in the ring. Sanders goes for a clothesline and misses, WIllmott with a CRUCIFIX ON SANDERS! THAT'S MORE PRESSURE ON THE PREVIOUSLY INJURED NECK AND SANDERS IS FEELING IT, HE'S CLUTCHING HIS NECK!
JW: Willmott is just laughing as this crowd is on it's feet! Manyon now is slowly to his feet, Willmott pulls him up and pats him on the back! Manyon smiles and he's after Sanders again.
GD: WAIT! LOW BLOW BY WILLMOTT ON MANYON, AND NOW THE MELTDOWN RIGHT DOWN ON THE TOP OF SANDERS!!!!! Manyon is on top of Sanders and the referee isn't in the ring. Willmott drags the referee in now, here's a cover, 1...2...3! MANYON WINS!
DJ: Here is your winner...Lance Manyon!!!
JW: MANYON IS STILL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN A PHYSICALLY INTENSE MATCH, AND WILLMOTT IS JUST LAUGHING AT THE REMANANTS OF HSI! Willmott's got the microphone now...
RW: Looks like I just started crumbling HSI, 2 DOWN AND THERES STILL MORE TO GO! You guys may be above the law but you damn sure ain't above chokin on a badseed!!!!!
[Then Metallica's Bad Seed erupts over the PA System to a standing ovation from the crowd as Willmott leaves the arena!]
GD: What a night this has been! Willmott is back in a BIG way! Iceberg has destroyed NBK! Falcon looks to be back as well, after we thought he had died! And 3 NEW Champions were crowned!
JW: Yeah and what about all the people getting medical help! I mean it seems like at least one man per match has to be helped! Now I must bring you this news. Immortal has suffered a coma from his earlier match with Reptile in the abandoned church! We do not know how long he will been in for, but what we do know is that this Night was CRAZY! This Night was BRUTAL! I think we should rename this PPV, Hospital Showdown 99'!!
GD: Yeah, Whatever Jim!
JW: Ah, SHUT UP!
GD: For Jim Wallace, I am Gary Dawson and we will see you later! Goodnight everyone!!
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