*~*An Interview With Tandi*~*
**An interview with Tandi... done by Clint**
C=Clint
T=Tandi
C: Who do you admire most right now?
T: Oh no, I hate these questions.. *long pause* i'm gonna say Stevie Nicks. Shes getting older, and she still rocks. Shes just so talented.
C: Do you plan on rocking when you are old?
T: Hell yeah. I'm gonna be rocking when im in my Depends!
*Clint laughs*
C: Where is rock music at right now in your opinion?
T: Right now, rock music has gone to complete hell.. It is DEAD. But in the words of Dave Grohl, i believe in necrophelia.
**Disclamer: i dont do necrophelia.. its just a phrase, so chill**
C: Describe the past year of your life.
T: It's had it's ups and downs. I met a lot of new interesting people.. i lost a good friend of mine. I had some amazingly good times, and i had some bad times too.
C: That's all?
T: Uhh, yeah*sarcastically* it was just a bunch of crap anyways.
C: What inspired you to start a band?
T: The Smashing Pumpkins. Their music makes me feel like no other music has done before. Plus, i have grown up around music(my dad is a musician).. so its kind of in my blood.
*brief silence*
T: Can we get away from music questions? There is more to me than music you know.
C: Okay.. so without rock and roll questions, that leaves us with sex and drugs right?
T: *laughs* You dumbass..virgin eyes could be reading this
C: okay okay. If you could be a Golden Girl, which one would you be?
T: I would be Blanche. She just has that natural charm about her... and shes the pretty one ;)
C: Who is your favorite mistake?
T: *jokingly* YOU are! mwhahaha
*Clint bursts into a song. He starts singing 1979 by the Smashing Pumpkins, but changes a few words around. The song ends up as: "Tandi never knew the rules.. hung down with the freaks and ghouls"
T: So, does that make you a freak then?
C: No, i'm a ghoul
T: okay okay, we are getting off track here
*more time passes.. Tandi doodles on a piece of paper with a red pen*
T: hey check this ink out.. it looks kind of like blood.
C: Tandi... you are kind of sick.
*more time passes*
C: Welcome to Burgerworld.. may i take your order?
T: Would you like fries with that?
C: Okay okay. If you could pick 5 famous people to be stranded on a deserted island with you for a year, who would you pick?
T: Clea DuVall(actress, The Faculty)James Iha(smashing pumpkins), Brian Molko(Placebo), Ethan Embry(actor: Can't Hardly Wait), and Ginger Fish(Marilyn Manson).
C: If you ran out of food on the island, and you were starving, who would you eat first?
T: Ginger... he would be tasty *giggles*
*Clint scoots back in his chair*
C: Um.. yeah, and on that note, i will be going home now.
[Clint actually got up and went to the bathroom. He didn't go home...i guess that was just for affect]
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