Before the match, John Popper was presenting an award that Fiona Apple won, and Fiona did not like the fact that she won. She challenged John to a Match. John tried to talk Fiona out of the match, but she was out for blood. She charged, John shielded himself, and Fiona ran right into his elbow which knocked most of her teeth out. Fiona got up and punched John, but broke her own arm. Popper offered to help her, but she did a double-drop kick and broke both of her legs. He was so big, his stomach was like titanium! John again offered help, but Fiona swung and broke Popper's harmonica, and yes, her last arm was broken. He replied by saying, "Oh, man. Now my harmonica's all screwed up." Fiona made a last-ditch effort by biting his leg and pulling out a piece of muscle, causing the man to fall over. She then crawled up onto Popper and made a few comments that the crowd did not like. One fan yelled out, "C'mon, John, you gotta finish her off, already!" He adknowledged this and rolled over, flattening Ms. Apple like a pancake.
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Fiona Tries to attack John Popper. |
Before the match, both of the contestants were talking peacefully until Mills Lane hit the bell. Oldman wasted no time and almost immediately went into his psycho mode. He hit Walken with a few good punches, and it looked like Chris was never going to make a come back. However, within 3 seconds, he also went psycho. Both of them were fighting back and forth until Chris said, "Don't touch my hair. I have very nice hair for a man my age." Gary frizzed his hair and Chris went super-psycho, but making a comment first, "Now you've crossed the line." Chris unleashed a barrage of punches and slaps that would kill anyone. He then picked Oldman up into the air and squeezed his head until it exploded. Post-match, Walken was saying things like "He didn't have to die" and "He was a very nice guy".
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walken has oldman in some kind of move |
Garth came out dancing and put on the Hypnotic Line Dance, some thing barely seen out of the deep south. He gave Maryland one punch for each state in the south, and was in a Mississippi combo when he dropped his guitar. Garth went crazy because he thought "Garth Jr." was hurt. Marylin came out of the trance, picked up the guitar, and wacked Brooks over the knee with it. He then did the Rodeo Roundup, chasing Garth like a chicken. Garth then blocked a swing and grabbed onto the guitar, via the strings. He yelled "Let go, you're hurting Garth Jr.!" So, Marylin did. It flew behind Garth and took off the top of his head, and as he fell down, his brain slipped out of his head. Post-match, the Hansons re-appeared and were going to cut down the lighting rig, but the chainsaw got out of control and they took themselves out, with little pieces of Hanson falling to the ring.
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Garth pleads with Marilyn to let go of Garth Jr. |
