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Winfrey Vs. O'Donnell |
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Highlights of this match include Rosie stomping Oprah until her eyes pop out, and then Oprah coaxing Rosie to slam into one of the top turnbuckles by luring her with one of her favorite snack cakes, the King Ding. Then into the ring comes Jerry Springer via parachute, kicking both ladies down, causing the double disqualification due to outside interference. Then Jerry proceeds to give the audience one of his trademark "Final Thoughts".
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Rosie O'Donnell prepares to stomp Oprah Winfrey. |
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Gallagher Vs. Gallagher |
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This match can be described in two words: drunken chaos. Both brothers show up in the ring totally wasted, and they collapse on the floor after their first attacks both miss each other. Liam does manage to get a few good kicks in, and Noel rips off his brother's unibrow, pasting it back on as a mustache (and then Liam puts it back on upside-down). Then the beer starts flowing from the cooler in the ring, with bottles being thrown all over. Finally, in bursts Gallagher (that zany prop comic with his trademark sledgehammer) who prompty bashes in both brothers' heads.
| The two wanker brothers, Liam and Noel Gallagher, have a drunken slap-fest in the ring. |  |
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Schwarzenegger Vs. Stallone |
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This match had an unusual start, with Stallone showing up late for the match, sending in a stunt double at first to the ring. Finally Stallone shows up, swinging into the ring from above on a cable, and the match begins. Arnold splits Stallone's shoulder on a turnbuckle, and Stallone uses gunpowder to heal the wound, impressing the announcers. Then Stallone peels off part of Arnold's face, exposing the Terminator skin beneath. Arnold finally pulls out a missile launcher and shoots Stallone, who catches the missile and holds it until it explodes, splattering him all over the ring. Just when you think it's all over, Stallone does a T-1000 and his flesh melts and molds back together (like that liquid mercury stuff). The double haymaker knocks both men unconscious, and Arnold almost answers the ten count, but Stallone trips him and gets up, winning the match.
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Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger battle it out. |
