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Episode 2

(also known as Celebrity Deathmatch Deathbowl '98)

Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Howard Stern
RuPaul vs. Pamela Anderson Lee
Hanson vs. The Spice Girls

This show aired January 25th, opposite the Superbowl '98 halftime show.


Kathy Lee Gifford Vs. Howard Stern

Winner: Howard Stern
Finishing Move: Atomic Fart Blast

One highlight of this match was Kathie Lee knocking off Howard's sunglasses, rendering him blind, but she fails to take advantage of the situation. Then, Howard unleashes an atomic butt blast, blowing Kathie Lee from the ring and taking out the first three rows of the audience. After climbing back in the ring, Kathie Lee is obliterated by Howard's final atomic fart.

Howard Stern blows Kathie Lee Gifford across the ring with an atomic fart blast.


RuPaul Vs. Pamela Anderson Lee

Winner: Pamela Anderson Lee
Finishing Move: shoe in the eye

This match's highlights include RuPaul losing his wig, and then Ru's choking Pamela until her implants pop up in her throat. Then Pamela's silicone travels into her hands, where she uses the enlarged hands to smack Ru off of her, and Pamela jabs the point of Ru's shoe into Ru's own eye. After the match, Marv Albert is seen reviewing the footage.

Pamela Anderson grabs the leg of a wig-less Rupaul, right before her finishing move.


Hanson Vs. Spice Girls

Title At Stake: Most Annoying Band In The World
Winner: nobody!
Finishing Move: Manson sabotaged light rigging

This match is one of the best in my opinion. Starting with two of the Girls throwing Zac Hanson into the steel security bars at ringside, two Girls trapping Isaac in the ring ropes, and one Girl in a slap-fest with Taylor. Then Zac is used as a baseball bat by Scary Spice to thwart the other two brothers' attack on poor Baby Spice, but the efforts to stop the attack are shrugged off, and Baby is ripped in half, at which point she exclaims "That really hurt." All the competitors get back in the ring (with Scary's cry of "Girl power!") when the light rigging falls down, crushing all the competitors. The camera pans up to find Marilyn Manson himself in the rafters with a chainsaw in hand. When asked why he did it he says, "Because I am the most evil man in America" and he reasserts the fact that both bands "suck" and are "a bunch of posers".

Isaac Hanson brawls with "Ginger Spice" Geri.






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