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Keith Flint vs. Celine Dione |
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Celine Dion starts out by singing our national anthem on a totally horrible note. Suddenly Keith Flint barges in, brandishing a chair, with which he smashes Dion across the head, who drops immediately. Flint gives us an ego show but Celine isn't done for. She starts totalling on Keith (along with a magnet), who runs around like a weenie. Celine hogties him, then tosses him into the ring corner. Her eyes aren't normal as she rips off Flint's head and swallows it whole. Her stomach bulges and she reveals herself as an Alien Scum. He/she/it finishes the anthem and creeps into Don King's skull, telling the plan for global domination.
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Nick Diamond Vs. The Alien |
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Nick calls out the Alien, but as he can punch it well, the Alien slashes across Nick's stomach, then executes a murderous piledriver then starts cussing the crowd, individually pointing out who it'll destroy next. Nick recovers, suprising the Alien as he dives into its eye and yanks out its brain. The hideous extra terrestrial lumbers away.
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X-files Vs. MIB |
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Simply paired because they are rivals in sci-fi. Tommy Lee starts pummeling David, who does not fight back well. After giving Duchovny a good beating, he tags Will, who wields brass knuckles reading his name. "Let's get jiggy wit' it, shall we?" he speaks as he punches David repeatedly, while the said song plays in the background. David crawls away with knuckle-marks as Will tags Tommy. All this time Gillian pays no attention. She is talking to someone who consults medical problems on her cell phone. David pulls out his cell, and interrupts Anderson's call. She responds as Jones is cocking heavy alien-busting artillery, aims at David, but is blinded by Anderson's flashlight. Gillian fights better than David, and Jones falls. Anderson fakes a friendly gesture and knees Tommy's groin. Will comes on the scene, holding another alien weapon. He has problem aiming as Tommy Lee gets to his feet. He warns Smith the weapon is pointed the wrong way, but it's far too late. Will fires and the MIB are reduced to jumbled blue masses. Gillian and David make up and start to kiss, meanwhile the Alien is blindly making his way through the crowd.
