Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about;
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about;
Whether you get well, or whether you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about;
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about;
Whether you go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about;
If you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry.