He approached the girl behind the service counter
with a pleasant smile. She reflected it, only lipsticked and
with slightly whiter teeth.
	"Where can I find the heart of your sex?" he asked
her politely.  The tag on her uniform apron (a cute affair
between orchid and white) read: "     Tsuntroc,
                                 SHOPPER'S SEX HEART
				 Happy to Serve You!"
	As he read, she said "Centre Aisle, between the
pubic ferns and just below the dangling pink SHOPPER'S SEX
HEART sign."  She clicked her painted nails (mother of pearl.)
	The quest for the grail continued.