RECEIVER ON THE SHOULDER,
	HANDS OTHERWISE OCCUPIED.
	He enjoys phone conversation.
	He can masturbate freely without offending his partner.
  	The voice coming across the line is sexiest when
discussing a subject virtually unrelated to the act itself (since
everything is in some way related to that swollen trinity of 
letters, consonants that slide and coil, vowel like a waiting
mouth, drawn expectant sounds S-E-X beckons to him while alone,
at every encounter.  He rubs against his environment and 
everything in it through the damp material of his pants, he is
perpetually wet and swollen.)