Freak's Page of Whatever My Psychotic Mind Is Thinking at the Time
Welcome, everyone, to another exciting episode of "As The Freak Turns". Ok, since all my other pages have been illogical and pretty much insane, AND overly anal retentive, I'm going to bore you with yet another page of whatever the hell I feel like. So this is a page devoted purely and unconditionally to the freaky shit that lerks deep in the back of my sinister mind. This is a purely legal (WHO CARES??) page that displays to the best of this computer's ability, the whacked out parts my mind. So buckle your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen, for a trip into.....The Twilight Zone! {nifty theme song music}
Oh, you're still here. Oh well, I guess that means I will keep on rambling for a while longer since I have an absolutely STUPID audience. Well, I decided this it would be amusing, if not really interesting, for me to pull out some of Angelfire's more interesting graphics and comment on each in a sort of.....um..."Angelfire Graphics Comment Thing". So, without further adeu.....
What is this guy doing anyway? Packing dirt? Snow?? Cow Manure??? Well, he's definitely not digging.
Don't you feel for this guy??? I mean, he works so hard to get the ball up, then it rolls back down. Welcome, everyone, to this idiots version of Hell.
Violence on the Net. Need I say more???
This one scares me. I mean, one day the poor mail guy comes to your house and delivers the mail, and he meets.....THE HAND!!!!! AGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Angelfire's own little parody of the Chumbawumba song, "Tub Thumping". Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.....TRASH CAN THUMPING!!!!! {loud applause} Hehehe, anyways, what really is going on in there??? Do we care to know????? Freaks like me DO
I'm not exactly sure why I put this on here. However, if you have seizures by viewing this, I strongly suggest scrolling FAST...
Whew, that was fun! Well, this is not really much of a bitchin' page on my part, so I'll guess I'll complain and gripe a bit now. None of you guys go to my school, (Mills University Studies High, in Little Rock, Arkansas), but if by some coincidence you do, I bet you know what a TOTAL JERK I AM. At my school, there is this "entity" called It, who just annoys the living daylights out of everyone that I know of. Now for you guys who have no idea where I'm coming from, I took the liberty to make a Freak's Dictionary entry. So, here goes...
It (it') - 1. a plethoral entity, consisting of events, people, and attitudes and whose sole meaningful purpose is to annoy, and which cannot be killed or destroyed in any successful way 2. that which needs to stop to retain sanity, esp. mine
So, if any one you people ever hear me type (???) "Make It stop!!!" or something to that effect, you know where I'm coming from now. I think.....
Ok, to keep in my topic of bitching, I'll tell you a few other things that annoy the shit out of me. First of all, I really really REALLY hate it when I go to the movies and the person I'm with (usually a member of my family) actually tries to answer those stupid little questions at the beginning of the movies. You know those trivia kind of things I'm talking about? That annoys me.
And I also hate it when I go to school and everyday I see someone new. Now, my school is really small (about 800 students total in grades 10-12), so when I miss someone I'm like "Geez, am I blonde or something, because I've never seen THEM before!" Especially if it's a really fine girl. I didn't think there was such a thing at my school until like three days ago..... now I want to well you know what i want with her.. like ALL girls I have stalked.
Lastly, I think, is when people who really annoy you and you hate, and who know this, come around you and sit down and try to talk to you. I hate that. It makes you just feel like you need to open up an extra-strength sized can of whoop ass on them. I mean, how can people be so stupid? I think there should be one day a month when it's open hunting season on assholes.. but if that happened.. I'd BE DEAD!!! HEHE
Ok, this is definitely last, and it basically goes with the last paragraph. I hate ROTC people at my school. They are annoying cocky sons-of-bitches. Imagine, if you will, hicks in military uniforms. Not a pretty sight, especially with guns. I don't mean to be disrespecting the Armed Forces really, but I HATE it when they (Army) call and try to recruit me. I'm in a wheelchair for God's sake, and any moron with a comp and access to any government health documentation on me should know this. I've lost all faith in military intelligence because of them.
Ok...time for my second editing phase of things that piss me off. Now mainly now the only thing that is pissing me off lately is a general fuckup of our entire youth's concept of love. Now, I'm not saying that I am an authority on what everyone should think, but I am starting to get discouraged in life. I just recently did a survey of 50 15 year old girls I know (well.....not really a valid survey because I screwed them ALL, but for this purpose the statistics are probably valid) and I found out that 96% of them were not virgin. That, for you english majors, means 2 out of those 50 had not had sex. Now, I am not a total sex freak, but that still just really scares me. That I actually found a few that were VIRGINS!! Whats up with that?? I personally thought I had gotten them all and I have nothing against people who did decide to have sex at ANY age. I don't necessarily think of them as whores, because then I would be ONE(*cough*Pam*coughcough*Anderson*cough*) hehehe
Ok, time for some weird links that I have that just didn't fit anywhere else on my pages. First of all, this is courtesy of Jennifer's (FrenchVanilla00) Page, whether she knows it or not. Do you know any idiots? If so, take them here. Now here's a nifty little quote I picked up from a cute female chat-named Psuedola in Yahoo! Chat, "If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic." That fits pretty much everyone I can think of perfectly. Anways, I'm sorry I don't have her page link up yet but I saw that waaaaay before I ever got the notion for a page. I'll give her proper credit soon though, I promise. Especially if she comes and signs my guestbook and tells me there. *hint hint wink wink* Now, the crowning inspiration of this page.....NOTHING!!!!!
MY FAQs
Ok, so here's a few of the most frequently asked questions about me and their answers.....
- Am I normally this strange? Yes!!!
- Was I dropped on the head as a child? No.....
- Why are you in a wheelchair? Well, I was born with a fairly common birth defect known as spina bifida. I'm not real good at explaining it, so I'll put up a link to a spina bifida homepage soon. Soon as in, when i find it.....ahh yes, here it is.
Email me if there are any other questions you want to know about me, and maybe I'll put them on my FAQ's if I like you enough.
My Top 10 Female Musical Artists List
Fiona Apple
Robyn
Natalie Imbruglia
D'arcy (from Smashing Pumpkins)
- Donna Matthews (from Elastica)
- Saffron (from Republica)
- Victoria (Posh Spice) (from Spice Girls)
- Gwen Stefani (from No Doubt)
- Nina Persson (from Cardigans)
- Shirley Manson (from Garbage)
Please email me at the address below for your picks for my Top 10. Top 10 placement will be determined by an overall rating in 5 different areas: voice, popularity with public, looks, energy, and overall stage performance, and requests by you, my esteemed worshippers. As of now they are determined soley by yours truly, as noone has bothered to add any input yet... *hint hint*
Email: sigmondr@mailexcite.com
