Welcome everyone to Thursday Night Rage!! Tonight we have 10 matches with 5 Titles on the line!! Lets go to the action!!
1. "Tri-City" Monroe vs. WCW: Johnny Gunn They lock up. Drop Kick by Gunn. Slam by Gunn. Rolling Splash by Gunn. Suplex by Gunn. DDT by Gunn. Gunn slings Monroe into the ropes. He goes for the Dogg's Bite, but Monroe hangs onto the ropes. Clothesline by Monroe. Power Bomb by Monroe. Tri-City Tombstone by Monroe!! 1, 2, 3!! Monroe wins!! 2. HT: Christopher Hall vs. CF: Scott Slammer Slammer starts off nailing Hall. Suplex by Slammer. DDT by Slammer. Slammer goes outside and grabs a chair. He swings it at Hall, but Hall ducks. Kick by Hall. Hall grabs the chair. The ref tries to stop Hall, but Hall pushes the ref away. Kick and Slammer picks up the chair. He nails Hall with the chair!! The ref rings the bell! He rules this match a Double D.Q.!! They are brawling after the bell!! They are finally broken up by referees! 3. No DQ Match- Untouchable vs. WP: Iceberg Untouchable attacks Iceberg early. Slam by Untouchable. DDT by Untouchable. Untouchable goes outside and pulls out a table on the outside. He brings a chair back with him. He nails Iceberg with it!! Untouchable goes for a Piledriver, but Iceberg backdrops Untouchable on the chair. Side Walk Slam by Iceberg. Iceberg throws Untouchable outside. Untouchable fights back and puts Iceberg on the table. Untouchable climbs to the top rope. But Iceberg is up. He nails Untouchable with an Icedrop from the top rope through the table on the outside!! Iceberg rolls Untouchable back in and covers! 1, 2, 3!! Iceberg wins!!! 4. John Tallman vs. HT: Joe Jackson They lock up. Neckbreaker by Jackson. Slam by Jackson. DDT by Jackson. Jackson goes for a Jackson Jam Slam, but Tallman rolls up Jackson! 1, 2, kickout! Knee by Tallman. Piledriver by Tallman. Tallman puts Jackson on the top rope. Top Rope Powerbomb by Tallman!! 1, 2, 3!! Tallman had his feet on the ropes, but he still got the win!! 5. Cage/Loser Leaves Match- EMP: Dragon vs. TW: Dragon They are fighting before they even get into the cage. Pinhead nails Dragon with a lead pipe!! Pindrop on the floor by Pinhead. But the match has not begun, because they are on the outside! Pinhead drags Dragon inside the cage. He makes a cover! 1, 2, kickout!! Pinhead puts Dragon on the top rope and goes for another Pindrop, but Dragon pushes Pinhead to the mat. Dragon Dive by Dragon!! Power Slam by Dragon! Dragon goes for top for a Dragon Bomb, but Pinhead moves! Pinhead uses a German Suplex on Dragon! Both men shoulders are down! 1, 2, 3!!! Pinhead thinks he has won, but the ref has counted both me down!! This match is a draw! Both men win, so they both get to stay!! 6. Lightweight Championship- EMP: Lightning Kid vs. WP: Bam Bam Bigelow They lock up. Both men run the ropes. Drop Kick by Bigelow. Spine Buster by Bigelow. Cross Body Block by Bigelow. Powerslam by Bigelow. Kickstand by Bigelow. Bigelow goes up top for a Moonsault, but Kid moves. Hurricanrana by Kid. Kid slings Bigelow into the ropes. Bronco Buster by Kid!! Kid goes for a Lightning Bolt, but Bigelow throws Kid to the outside. Wait, Kid goes underneath the ring and grabs a chair. Bigelow looks down to see what Kid is doing. Kid nails Bigelow in the face with that chair!! Kid crawls back in and makes a cover! 1, 2, 3!!! Kid wins!! 7. Hardcore Championship/Barbwire/Inferno Match- WP: Maurice Bromell vs. TW: Bear Bear is in the ring waiting for Bromell. Bromell enters the ring. Wait, Bear sprays Bromell with pepper spray!! Bromell is blinded. Bear throws Bromell through the barbwire into the fire. Bromell is on fire!! Bear is the NEW Hardcore champion!! Quickly, Bromell gets put out. Ramon helps Bromell to the back to be treated! 8. American Championship- WP: Mark De La Rocha vs. EMP: Doom Doom is in the ring waiting for Rocha. Here come Rocha. Rocha walks to the ring. Wait, someone nailed Rocha in the leg with a pipe or something! No one saw it. Doom took the opportunity and dragged Rocha into the ring to start the match. Rocha is hurt. Doomsday Driver by Doom!!! 1, 2, 3!! Doom is the NEW American Champion!!! While Doom is celebrating, we see Untouchable come from underneath the ring. He must have hit Rocha! But neither Doom nor the ref saw it! Doom just capitalized!! 9. Stable Championship- HT (Masked Messiah, Ivanhoe, Pinhead, Chad Sexton, and P-Nut) vs. AM (Blade, Blizzard, D-Dawg, Fat Freddie, and Hades) All 10 men are in the ring. Messiah and D-Dawg are fighing. Ivanhoe and Pinhead are fighting with Blizzard and Blade. Sexton and P-Nut are fighting with Hades and Freddie. Firestorm is on the outside of the ring. Freddie is tossed out by Sexton! P-Nut throws out Hades. Blizzard clotheslines both Sexton and P-Nut outside the ring. Pinhead dropkicks Blade and Blade falls to the outside. Firestorm motions for Pinhead to come here. Firestorm has a chair in his hands. Firestorm looks like he is going to hand Pinhead the chair, but instead he nails Pinhead with it! Then Firestorm drags out Pinhead! Now it is two-on-two. All 4 men are fighting near the ropes. Messiah backdrops D-Dawg to the outside. Blizzard fights back. He and Messiah are fighting near the ropes. Ivanhoe had been knocked down, but he gets back. Ivanhoe dumps both Messiah and Blizzard out of the ring!! Ivanhoe wins!!!! HT are the NEW Stable Champions!!! Messiah gets back in to celebrate with Ivanhoe! 10. World Championship/Cage Match- WP: Razor Ramon vs. Phoenix Thunder They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder block by Ramon. German Suplex by Ramon. Atomic Drop by Ramon. Clothesline by Ramon. Back Suplex by Ramon. Russian Leg Sweep by Ramon. Adominal Stretch by Ramon. Thunder hip tosses Ramon out of it. Kick and a Stunner by Thunder. Stun Gun by Thunder. Spear by Thunder. Piledriver by Thunder. Thunder throws Ramon into the cage. Thunder tries to slam Ramon into the cage, but Ramon elbows Thunder. Ramon slams Thunder into the cage. Ramon slings Thunder into the cage! Ramon goes over to pick up Thunder, but Thunder thumbs Ramon in the eyes. DDT by Thunder. Power Bomb by Thunder. All during this match, Bromell stood guard on one side and Iceman Jason McGrew stood guard on the other side with a chair. Various people came down, but they were chased off by Bromell and Iceman. Thunder grabs Ramon and starts to climb the cage. Thunder goes for the Phoenix Sunburn, but Ramon fights back and pushes Thunder to the mat! Fallaway Slam by Ramon. Ramon goes for the Razor's Edge, but Thunder low blows Ramon! Wait on the outside, Iceman nails Bromell with a chair from behind!! What the hell! Iceman starts to climb the cage and he enters the ring. Iceman uses the Ice Cold Stunner on Ramon!! Thunder is stunned! Thunder starts to climb the cage. Thunder is halfway out of the cage, but Iceman stops him! Ice Cold Stunner from the top of the cage by Iceman on Thunder!! Ramon and Iceman are out! What the hell just happened! Wait, Iceman climbs out of the cage. He grabs the World Title belt and a mic. Iceman says, "I am the World Champion!!" Iceman then leaves through the crowd with the belt! The match is still going though. Ramon starts to get up. He climbs the cage and jumps to the ground! Ramon wins!! Bromell is just coming around. Ramon wants his belt, but it is not there. The announcer says Iceman took it! Ramon is mad!! He starts to shake the cage! Ramon grabs a chair and starts beating the ringpost with it!! Ramon and Bromell then leaves pissed off!
What a night! We have crowned 3 NEW Champions here tonight! I lot things will be going down this week. Iceman says he is the World Champion, and Doom wants a World Title shot now that he is the American Champ. I have just talked to The Prez and he has a big match that will be signed, but he won't tell anyone what it is! More info to come, I hope! Have a great night and I will see you Sunday!!
