Thursday Night Rage (4/1/99)
[The screen turns black and the letters,
W...F...W slowly make their way onto the
screen. The letters explode into darkness as
the word "RAGE" can now be seen. Then, the WFW Theme begins
to play, as we are taken inside the arena
where thousands of screaming fans are
standing. The camera pans the crowd and ends
at the announce table where Jumbo Hastings is
sitting.]
JH: Welcome to Thursday Night Rage!! We are
live from the Richmond Coliseum in Richmond,
VN!! Tonight we have 8 matches for you!! But
before we get to the action, we understand
Jay Powers has a camera crew, and is awaiting
Sniper, who will via tonight for the WFW
Lightheavyweight championship! Take it away,
Jay!
JP: Well, Sniper, I was wandering if you
could give the fans of the WFW a few
pre-match words, before you face Johnny Gunn.
SNIPER: You see, this is the problem with the
WFW now, you damn announcers with your
retarted camera crews are always stickin'
your cameras where they don't belong. Here's
the bottom line, I ain't talking tp nobody
until I walk my ass down that aisle, and beat
that piece of trash, Johnny Gunn all over
this arena, and win what's rightfully mine,
the WFW Lightheavyweight championship. So,
Jay, you take your little microphone, and
camera and stick it son!... That's it! Cut
the damn thing off, before I knock you damn
lights out!!!!!
JH: My good buddy, Sniper is certainly in a
ordery mood tonight! I can't wait til the
Lightheavyweight title match tonight! Lets go
to the action!!
#1 Scott Cole .v. Paul Anderson
(Barbwire Match)
JH: Cole comes to the ring with a chair. He
throws the chair into the ring and Anderson
catches it. Cole runs into the ring and
starts off with a Vandamanator! Cole whips
Anderson into the barbwire! Cole grinds the
face of Anderson into the barbwire.
Fisherman's Buster by Cole. Cole goes up top.
Splitlegged Moonsault by Cole. Cole grabs the
chair and goes up top. Arabian Facebuster by
Cole. Welcome Home onto the barbwire by
Cole!! 1, 2, 3!! Cole wins!! Anderson is
bloody!! Wait here comes the masked man
Shadow from the ceiling! He has a chair! He
nails Cole and Anderson with the chair and
the leaves!!
#2 Mikey Shipwreck .v. Chad Sexton
(Stairway to Hell/Pipe Match)
JH: This may be Sexton's last match. There is
a ladder in the ring and a pipe hung above
the ring. Sexton pounds on Shipwreck before
the bell. Backbreaker by Sexton. Side Walk
Slam by Sexton. Sexton rams Shipwreck into
the ladder! Sexton puts Shipwreck on the
ladder. He goes for the Drum Stick, but
Shipwreck pushes him away. Missile Drop Kick
from ladder by Shipwreck. DDT by Shipwreck.
Shipwreck goes up top. 450 Splash by
Shipwreck. Shipwreck rams Sexton into the
ladder! Shipwreck climbs the ladder and grabs
the pipe! Shipwreck nails Sexton with the
pipe!! He is out! Shipper Snapper by
Shipwreck!! 1, 2, 3!! Shipwreck wins!!! Now
lets go backstage!!
Kevin Ham walks by Milenko's locker room. He
can hear talking and one of the voices
appears to be Lord Infamous. He opens the
door slightly to see what is going on.
Infamous:"You know you still have the
darkness inside of you. Let it out. Show your
true self. You can either rule with me, or be
destroyed by me. The choice is yours."
Milenko:"I told you how I feel. After what
you did to those innocent people, you think I
will join you again?"
Infamous:"How soon you forget the truth. It
was you who slaughtered those people like
cattle. You did is as a sacrifice to the Lord
of Darkness. Now this is my last offer. What
do you choose?"
Milenko:"I....wait there is someone at the
door."
Milenko goes to the door and grabs Kevin Ham.
Milenko:"You go out there and tell all those
people that me and my brother have join
forces. We will not be fighting tonight."
With that, Kevin Ham leaves.
JH: We were supposed to have a Fun House
Match between The Great Milenko and Lord
Infamous, but it looks like that match will
not happen!! So lets continue!
#3 KKK: Ringmaster .v. eWo: Insane Clown
(Hall of Illusions Match)
JH: No Way in and No Way Out surrounded by
mirrors! This is a Hall of Illusions Match!
Here we go! Clown starts off pounding on
Ringmaster. Bulldog by Clown. DDT by Clown.
Clown goes for a Belly-to-Belly Suplex, but
Ringmaster blocks it and uses a
Belly-to-Belly Suplex of his own through a
mirror!! Ringmaster finds a stop sign! He
nails Clown with it! Wait Side Show Sal and
Great Milenko come down and try to get in,
but Lightning Kid stops them! They can't get
in anyways, because there is no way in!
Frankensteiner by Ringmaster. Clothesline by
Ringmaster. Powerbomb by Ringmaster. Cobra
Clutch by Ringmaster. But Clown backs
Ringmaster through a glass mirror!! Now both
men are bloody!! Clown finds a baseball bat
and he nails Ringmaster!! Clown sets him up
for The Day the Clowns Died, but Ringmaster
low blows him! Ringmaster throws Insane Clown
through the glass mirrors! Ghetto Fabulous by
Ringmaster on the broken glass!! 1, 2, 3!!
Ringmaster wins!!!
#4 Jon Stewart .v. TT: Joe Jackson
(Boiler Room Brawl)
JH: Both men are in the Boiler Room and here
we go! Jackson punches Stewart. Brainbuster
on the concrete by Jackson. Backbreaker and
Knees to the back by Jackson. Powerbomb by
Jackson. Jackson throws Stewart into a
boiler! Jackson finds a board and he nails
Stewart with it! Tombstone by Jackson.
Jawbreaker by Jackson. Jackson applies a Lion
Tamer! But Stewart uses his leg strength to
push out of it! Jackson slams Stewart.
Jackson goes for a Texas Clover Leaf, but
Stewart rolls him up! 1, 2, kickout! Drop Toe
Hold into a boiler by Stewart! DDT by
Stewart. Guillotine Drop by Stewart. Back
Suplex by Stewart. Stewart grabs a wrench and
nails Jackson! Piledriver by Stewart.
Powerbomb by Stewart. Stewart finds a ladder
and slams it on Jackson! Full Nelson by
Stewart. But Jackson backs him into a boiler!
Jackson back up and runs at Stewart, but
Stewart uses a Boot to the face! Clothesline
by Stewart. Stewart climbs the ladder and
leaps off, but Jackson moves! Jackson goes
for the Jackson Jam Slam, but Stewart uses a
boiler to flip over Jackson! Kick and The
Demolisher by Stewart!! 1, 2, 3!! Stewart
wins!! Now lets take it back to the ring!
[The lights go black and in big red letters
the eWo symbol is on the Mastertron. The
crowd goes nuts while the new video package
is playing. Then the The Shocker walks out to
a huge ovation.]
TS: Well I said I'd be here and I am, I have
to giive some life into the helpless card.
But I only have a couple minutes. I have a
major announcement. And it is... that I will
have a major surprise for all of my fans out
there and for my enemies that want to be me,
but obviously you can't. So everyone just
keep watching and it will unfold.
[The video plays and he gets a big pop.]
#5 eWo: Havok .v. Chris Bishop
(Best of 3 Falls/Submission Match)
JH: They lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder
Block by Bishop. Rolling Neck Snap by Bishop.
Neckbreaker by Bishop. T-Bone Suplex by
Bishop. Cobra Clutch Suplex by Bishop. Camel
Clutch by Bishop. Havok grabs the ropes
though! Stomps to the neck by Bishop. Bishop
puts Havok on top. Havok fights back. Havok
pushes Bishop to the mat! Missile Drop Kick
by Havok. Armbar Takedown by Havok. Reverse
DDT by Havok. Northern Lights Suplex by
Havok. Havok clips the leg of Bishop.
Figure-Four by Havok. Wait Bishop reverses
it! Havok lets go. Havok stomps on the leg of
Bishop. Grapevine by Bishop. Havok applies a
Sharpeshooter. Wait Bishop reverses it into
his own Sharpeshooter. Havok grabs the ropes!
DDT by Bishop. The Silver Spoon by Bishop!
Havok fights, but finally gives up!! Bishop
wins the first fall! Bishop goes on the
attack again! Bishop applies another Silver
Spoon, but Havok backs Bishop into the
corner! Kick and a Powerbomb by Havok.
Chaotic Strain by Havok!! Bishop gives up!!
We are tied 1-1!! Havok begins to work on
Bishop's legs! Havok goes for a Texas Clover
Leaf, but Bishop turns it into a rollup!
Havok gets up and he goes for a Clothesline,
but Bishop ducks. Bishop applies another
Silver Spoon, but Havok repeatly headbutts
Bishop and breaks free. DDT by Havok. Chaotic
Strain by Havok!! Bishop fights! He tries to
to get to the ropes, but Havok pulls him more
to the center! Bishop gives up!! Havok wins
2-1!!! Wait here comes Shadow again! He nails
Havok and Bishop with a chair, then leaves
through the crowd!
#6 WCW/eWo: Johnny Gunn .v. Sniper
(Lightweight Championship)
JH: They lock up. Hurricanrana by Gunn. Side
Walk Slam by Gunn. Rolling Splash by Gunn.
Leg Drop by Gunn. Gunn goes up top. He goes
for a Missile Drop Kick, but Sniper moves.
Slam by Sniper. Elbow Drop by Sniper. Suplex
by Sniper. Spinebuster by Sniper. Powerbomb
by Sniper. DDT by Sniper. Sniper goes up top.
Moonsault by Sniper. Brainbuster by Sniper.
Sniper goes up top. Flying Leg Drop by
Sniper. Sniper goes for a Sniper Bomb, but
Gunn backdrops him. Drop Kick by Gunn.
Powerbomb by Gunn. Gunn goes up top. Asai
Moonsault by Gunn. Neckbreaker by Gunn. Gunn
slings Sniper into the ropes. He goes for the
Dogg's Bite, but Sniper hangs onto the ropes.
Clothesline by Sniper. Wait Lisa tries to
jump into the ring, but Beulah stops her. We
have a catfight on the outside! Inside the
ring, Sniperbomb by Sniper!! 1, 2, 3!! Sniper
is the NEW Lightweight Champion!!! Beulah
jumps into the ring to celebrate with Sniper!
#7 Jason Hamilton .v. Garret Bannon
(Hardcore Championship/Lumberjack Match)
JH: Wait here comes Shocker. He grabs a mic.
TS: "The Prez has told me in the back that I
can be the special guest referee for this
match only! Don't worry I will call right
down the middle."
JH: Well here come the lumberjacks. Here come
the wrestlers and we are ready to go. They
lock up. Headlock and a Shoulder Block by
Hamilton. Suplex by Hamilton. Leg Drop by
Hamilton. DDT by Hamilton. Fallaway Slam by
Hamilton. Side Walk Slam by Hamilton.
Neckbreaker by Hamilton. Hamilton goes for a
Belly-to-Belly Suplex, but Bannon blocks it
and uses a Belly-to-Belly Suplex of his own.
Bannon rolls outside, but the lumberjacks
roll him back inside. Back Suplex by Bannon.
Neckbreaker by Bannon. Russian Leg Sweep by
Bannon. Juvi Driver by Bannon. DDT by Bannon.
Cover for a 1..2..kickout! Fair Count from
Shocker. Bannon throws Hamilton outside, but
the lumberjacks throw him back inside.
Piledriver by Bannon. Bannon goes for The
Cannon, but Hamilton backdrops him. Bannon
tries to slide outside the ring, but the
lumerjacks stop him. German Suplex by
Hamilton. Cover for a 1..2..kickout! Fair
Count from Shocker again! Powerbomb by
Hamilton. Hamilton picks up Bannon for the
Absolute Zero, but Bannon slides behind
Hamilton. Kick by Bannon. Bannon goes for The
Cannon, but Hamilton wiggles loose. Kick and
the Absolute Zero!! 1, 2, 3!! Hamilton wins!!
Shocker raises the hand of Hamilton! Wait
Shocker nails him with a clothesline! Shocker
then stomps on Bannon! Wait from crowd here
comes the masked man Shadow again! Shocker
runs off laughing! Shadow nails Hamilton and
Bannon with a chair!! Wait Shadow grabs
Hamilton! Running Powerbomb from the apron
through the announce table outside!! Right on
top of me!! Wait Shadow climbs back inside.
He grabs Bannon by the throat. Wait Choke
Slam by from the ring to the floor outside!!!
Wait Shadow is saying something! "He is
Alive!!" Shadow then flys back up to he
ceiling, as Travis Tallant comes running to
the ring to aid Bannon! He comes some doctors
and officials! Bannon wait grabs a mic and
tells Ramon and Bromell to get out here!
Tallant helps up Hamilton. Tallant has on a
shirt that says The Untouchables and a
garbage bag in hand.
GB: "Ramon, Bromell, and Hamiliton. You have
been called out here for one reason, you are
the best that the WFW has. So as of right now
I and the other member, Travis Tallant, are
offering you men a spot in The Untouchables.
If you guys join me then we will become the
best stable ever in WFW history. What do you
say?"
JH: Bannon tosses the three of them shirts
from the bag. They each look at the shirts.
AND....
[The copyright page comes up, as the cameras
fade to black.]
