Thursday Night Rage (3/11/99)
[The screen turns black and the letters,
W...F...W slowly make their way onto the
screen. The letters explode into darkness as
the word "RAGE" can now be seen. Then, the WFW Theme begins
to play, as we are taken inside the arena
where thousands of screaming fans are
standing. The camera pans the crowd and ends
at the announce table where Jumbo Hastings is
sitting.]
JH: Welcome to Thursday Night Rage!! We are
live from the WFW Arena in Los Angeles, CA!!
Tonight we have matches for you, including
the Corporate Struggle Match!!! Lets go to
the action! Wait we have been told that
Jeffrey D. Major has not showed up for
tonight! Hopefully he will get here in time!
Now lets take it to an interview with
Pinhead!
(Pass Me Da Green begins to play as Pinhead
walks out. Kevin Ham is in the ring waiting
for the interview. Pinhead gets in the ring
and the interview begins.)
KH:Well Pinhead,i see you took the night off.
But you decided to show up and do an
interview.
PH:Yes thats right. After Sunday when i had
to wrestle 2 matches in one night to win the
title,well that took alot out of me.
KH:Speaking of winning the title,you have
held the light heavyweight title an amazing 5
times.
PH:Yeah i know that and this time i plan to
hold onto it for a very long time.
KH:Well Sunday the president signed you in a
match against the Heavy Metal Kid. What are
your thoughts about that?
PH:The Heavy Metal Kid. Oh,i am real scared.
If that little punk wants to fight the
"Franchise", fine by me. I will just have to
give him the beating he deserves.
KH:Will you be at 100% since you wrestled 2
matches on Sunday?
PH:I will be at 110% by Sunday and even if i
wasn't i would still beat him.
KH:Well enough about that. What are your
thoughts about the recent deat of Jason
McGrew?
PH:Well,i never knew he real well,but he was
one of the toughest SOB's ever and i feel
real bad for his whole family. I like to call
myself the "Franchise" and i think i have
earned it. Jason called himself a LEGEND and
thats what he was. He will really be missed
and i am very sorry about his death.
KH:Alright,Pinhead do you have anything else
to say?
PH:One last thing and this goes out to the
Heavy Metal Kid. On Sunday boy,you will
realize why i am called the "Franchise" and
why i am the 5 time WFWA/WFW light
heavyweight champion.
KH:Thank you very much Pinhead. Ladies and
gentlemen i present to you the Franchise of
the WFW,Pinhead.
(Pinhead's music plays over the P.A. system
as he walks to his dressing room to watch the
action Rage.)
JH: OK now lets go to the Angel of Death!!
The loss of my cousin Jason McGrew has really
hit me hard. He trained me. He brought me in.
He showed me everything I know about this
business. I have not done well though. I have
decided to drop the Angel of Death gimmick.
From now on I am to be referred as Nick
Meyer. My goals are to pick up right where
Iceman left off. I know I have some big shoes
to fill but with the knowledge Jason taught
me and inspiration I have recieved to be the
best from this tragedy, I will accomplish my
goal of being an Iceman Jason McGrew caliber
wrestler. Right now I am asking Psycho, one
of Jason's greatest freinds to join me. I
would like to begin Hardcore Legends. In the
honor of the legend himself I would like to
create the greatest stable of all time.
Psycho, Are you game?
JH: Now lets go to the ring!!
#1 Da Man .v. eWo: Joe Jackson
JH: Jackson punches Da Man. Slam by Jackson.
Suplex by Jackson. Leg Drop by Jackson.
Neckbreaker by Jackson. Backbreaker by
Jackson. Jackson goes for the Jackson Jam
Slam, but Da Man backdrops Jackson. Headbutt
by Da Man. Clothesline by Da Man. Drop Kick
by Da Man. Suplex by Da Man. DDT by Da Man.
Da Man puts Jackson on the top rope. Jackson
fights back. They continue to fight on the
top rope! Wait both fall to the outside! They
seem to be hurt! The ref counts! 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!! Double Countout!!
#2 Heavy Metal Kid .v. Hannibal
JH: They lock up. Clothesline by Hannibal.
Spinning Heel Kick by Hannibal. Spin Wheel
Kick by Hannibal. Powerbomb by Hannibal.
Piledriver by Hannibal. Hannibal goes for the
10,000 Volts, but Kid hangs onto the ropes.
Drop Kick by Kid. Hurricanrana by Kid. Kid
goes up top. 450 Splash by Kid. Tiger Bomb by
Kid. Kid goes up top. Moonsault by Kid. DDT
by Kid. Kid goes up top. Rock N Roll by Kid!!
1, 2, 3!! Kid wins!!!
#3 Mario .v. Paul Anderson
JH: They lock up. Clothesline by Mario.
Suplex by Mario. Leg Drop by Mario. Elbow
Drop by Mario. Knee Drop by Mario. DDT by
Mario. Mario applies a Boston Crab, but
Anderson reaches the ropes. Spinning Heel
Kick by Anderson. DDT by Anderson. Piledriver
by Anderson. TKO by Anderson. Powerbomb by
Anderson. Anderson puts Mario on top. The
Flare by Anderson! 1, 2, 3!! Anderson wins!!
#4 Havok .v. Bam Bam Bigelow
JH: They lock up. Shoulder Block by Bigelow.
Slam by Bigelow. Hurricanrana by Bigelow.
Suplex by Bigelow. Powerbomb by Bigelow. Drop
Kick by Bigelow. DDT by Bigelow. Bigelow
picks up Havok for the Kickstand, but Havok
turns it into a DDT. Hurricanrana by Havok.
German Suplex by Havok. Brainbuster by Havok.
Leg Drop by Havok. Powerbomb by Havok. Havok
applies the Canadian Strain on Bigelow!
Bigelow gives up!! Havok wins!! Right now
we're going to take a break from the action
and bring you a special interview with
Psycho.
{We'll be missing you starts up over the PA,
Psycho, Fire, Ramon, and Bromell walk out,
they get in the ring and Psycho speaks,
wrestlers from the back begin to form around
the entrance}
Psycho: You know we lost a great star, no we
lost a legend, a few days ago in Iceman Jason
McGraw. WFW put togther this video in memory
of the Legend.
{The Mastertron goes black then Iceman's
picture appears with his birth and death
under it, it shows Iceman winning different
titles and having fun in and out of the ring}
Psycho:Now I'd like to bring out a very
special guest, Angela please come out here.
{The fans go deathly quite and Angela comes
out, she gets in the ring and exchanges hugs
and kisses with everyone, then looks at
psycho with tears rolling down here face}
Psycho: What can I say, but I'm sorry you
lost your husband. I along with the rest of
the WFW would like to present you with this
plaque, it indicates Iceman Jason McGraw as
the first and most honorable member of the
WFW hall of fame.
{He hands her the plaque she tries to break a
smile, but just crys more. She walks over to
razor and Bromell, she just stands their
hugging them and crying}
Psycho:Now if everyone would be silent We'd
like to have 10 bell tolls.
{Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding}
Psycho: One last thing before we get back to
the action. Iceman, these three men and many
others standing in the back and entrance wish
that you will rest in peace, I know deep in
everyones heart you'll be missed, I know
there is a big gape left to fill in my heart
{Psycho throws an arm around Fire) we three
men in this ring will carry on the legend of
Iceman and the whole McGraw family, thank you
for your time and say a prayer for Angela.
{The men exit the ring and hold the ropes for
the women, they all walk to the back with
their heads a little lower in morning of the
fallen Legend, Psycho is still trying to hold
back the tears}
#5 Jason Hamilton .v. WCW/eWo: Panther
JH: Panther came to the ring with Lisa,
Johnny Gunn's girlfriend. He then called out
Sniper to watch the match. Here we go! They
lock up. Panther pounds on Hamilton.
Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Panther. Leg Drop by
Panther. Elbow Drop by Panther. Suplex by
Panther. Panther Cutter by Panther. 1, 2,
Kickout! Clothesline by Panther. Panther puts
Hamilton on the top rope. Hamilton fights
back. Hamilton pushes Panther to the mat.
Flying Clothesline by Hamilton. Side Walk
Slam by Hamilton. DDT by Hamilton. Suplex by
Hamilton. Powerbomb by Hamilton. Hamilton
goes to pick up Panther, but Lisa jumps on
the apron and Hamilton drops Panther.
Hamilton turns around. Kick and Panther goes
for Da' Bomb, but Hamilton pounds on Panther
and slides behind Panther. Kick and the
Absolute Zero by Hamilton! 1, 2, 3!! Hamilton
wins!! Wait we are told that we are going
outside.
[The cameras scan outside where they spot
Jeffrey D. Major knocked out in a gutter with
the words MESSIAH on his back!]
JH: Obviously Major will not be ready for his
match later tonight! And it looks like
Messiah did this to Major! What will happen
with the IC Title Match!! Lets continue with
action!!
#6 Garret Bannon .v. Reddust
JH: They lock up. Side Walk Slam by Bannon.
Neckbreaker by Bannon. Backbreaker by Bannon.
Leg Drop by Bannon. German Suplex by Bannon.
Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Bannon. Piledriver
by Bannon. Powerbomb by Bannon. Bannon goes
for The Cannon, but Reddust backdrops Bannon.
Clothesline by Reddust. Choke Slam by
Reddust. Back Suplex by Reddust. Suplex by
Reddust. DDT by Reddust. Leg Drop by Reddust.
Reddust puts Bannon on the top rope.
Superplex by Reddust. 1, 2, Kickout! Reddust
goes for the Wishful Thinking, but Bannon
backdrops Reddust. Drop Kick by Bannon. DDT
by Bannon. The Cannon by Bannon! 1, 2, 3!!
Bannon wins!!
#7 Messiah .v. eWo: Soldier Syxx .v. DX: Chad
Sexton
(American Championship/Triple Threat/Buried
Alive Match)
JH: Here we go! All three men begin to fight
it out! Messiah clips the knee of Sexton.
Syxx nails Messiah. Drop Kick by Syxx.
Hurricanrana by Syxx. Syxx whips Messiah into
the corner. He goes for a Clothesline, but
Messiah connects with a Big Boot. Clothesline
by Messiah on Syxx. Sexton gets up, but
Messiah clips Sexton's knee again. Grapevine
by Messiah on Sexton. Figure-Four by Messiah.
Syxx is back up and Leg Drops Messiah. Bronco
Buster by Syxx on Messiah. Hurricanrana by
Syxx on Sexton. Syxx throws Sexton out of the
ring. He throws Messiah out of the ring. Syxx
jumps out of the ring onto Messiah with a
Cross Body Block. Syxx slings Sexton into the
guardrails! Syxx grabs a chair. Messiah kicks
Syxx and slams him on the floor. Messiah
nails Syxx with a chair! He nails Sexton with
a chair! Messiah drags Sexton to the grave
site. Messiah grabs a shovel and nails
Sexton's leg. Tombstone into the grave by
Messiah on Sexton. Here comes Syxx. Spinning
Heel Kick by Syxx. Syxx goes for a Syxx Kick,
but Messiah ducks. Clothesline by Messiah.
Wait here comes a masked man! He zaps Sexton
with a tazer!!! Sexton is hurt!! Messiah
picks up a shoveland nails Syxx in the head
with it!! Tombstone Piledriver into the grave
by Messiah and Sexton!! Messiah buries Syxx
with dirt!! Messiah wins!! He will face Razor
Ramon this Sunday for the World Title! Sexton
had to be stretched away from the arena to
the hospital!!
JH: Now we were supposed to have an IC Title
Match between Major and Shocker, but Major
can not compete tonight, as you all saw
earlier! So Shocker wins the match by
forfeit! Meaning Shocker is the NEW IC
Champion!!!
#8 Razor Ramon and Maurice Bromell .v. eWo:
Mankind and eWo: Masked Murder
(Tag Team Tourny Match/Corporate Struggle
Match)
JH: Now we go live to the WFW Headquarters,
just around the corner from the WFW Arena.
All 4 men are in the bottom floor of the
Headquarters. These 4 men will fight all over
the WFW Headquarters. Eventually they will
end up on the fifth floor where a winner will
be declared by Knockout only! Here we go!
Ramon and Mankind pound on each other, while
Bromell and Murder do the same thing.
Clothesline by Mankind. Mankind picks up a
big chair in the lobby and nails Ramon with
it! Bromell uses a Side Walk Slam on Murder.
Bromell nails Mankind and throws him into the
front desk! DDT on the floor by Bromell on
Mankind. Ramon knocks down Murder. Piledriver
by Ramon. Bromell and Ramon double-team
Murder. They slam his face against the glass
windows! Murder is busted open! Wait they
throw him in the elevator and Murder goes up
to the second floor with Bromell. Mankind
attacks Ramon. Piledriver by Mankind on
Ramon. Ramon and Mankind get on the elevator
and goes straight to the third floor. Bromell
and Murder are fighting on the second floor.
Murder low blow Bromell. Neckbreaker by
Murder. Murder goes one of the offices and
grabs a rolling chair. Murder runs and jumps
on the chair. The chair rolls toward Bromell
and Murder nails Bromell with a clothesline
from the chair. Powerbomb by Murder. Murder
drags Bromell to the elevator and go to the
fourth floor. On the third floor, Ramon and
Mankind are fighting. Leg Drop by Mankind.
Mankind throws Ramon into the wall. Mankind
back up and runs at Ramon with a knee.
Mankind knees Ramon into the face right
through the wall!! They just broke a wooden
wall. Mankind picks up Ramon and sends him
head-first into the wall! Ramon is busted
open! Mankind drags Ramon to the fourth floor
by the elevator. Murder has been pounding on
Bromell. Now Mankind helps Murder double-team
Bromell. Wait Murder grabs a baseball bat
from somwhere. He nails Bromell with it
repeatly! Bromell is busted open, but Murder
continues to beat on Bromell!! Mankind and
Murder pick up Bromell and Double Suplex him.
Wait from behind, Ramon nails Murder and
Mankind. Fallaway Slam by Ramon on Mankind.
Wait there is a restaurant up there and Ramon
drags Murder into it. Ramon throws coffee
into the eyes of Murder. Ramon sets up Murder
on a table. Mankind is back up. Mankind picks
up the bloody bat and tries to nails Ramon,
but Ramon moves and Mankind nails Murder.
Kick and a DDT on the floor by Ramon! Razor's
Edge by Ramon on Mankind on top of Murder
through the table!! Bromell struggles to get
up. Bromell picks up a coffee machine and
nails Murder with it! Bromell is mad! Bromell
grabs Murderand throws him through a plate
glass window!! Murder is out. Wait Ramon and
Bromell pick up Murder and stuff him in a
trash can! They then throw chairs to cover
him up! They then drag Mankind to the fifth
floor by the elevator! Mandible Claw by
Mankind on Ramon! Bromell nails Mankind.
Tombstone by Bromell on Mankind. It looks
like this floor is the TV Production area.
Ramon throws Mankind into some lights!
Bromell begins to stack up three tables on
top of each other. Ramon and Bromell then
drag Mankind up a ladder. Now Ramon and
Bromell drag Mankind onto the top table about
15 feet in the air. HOLY COW!! Razor's Edge
Neckbreaker by Ramon and Bromell on Mankind
through all 3 tables!!!! MY GOD!!! This is
CRAZY!!!! Mankind is out!! Wait Ramon picks
up a TV monitor while Bromell holds Mankind.
Ramon bashes that glass monitor over the head
of Mankind!!! Mankind is bloody and out!!!
That is it!! Both Mankind and Murder are out!
Ramon and Bromell win this bloody HARDCORE
Match!!!!! We are out of time! I will see you
Sunday!!!
[The copright page comes up, as the cameras
fade to black.]
