Tuesday Night Mania (3/23/99)
[The screen turns black and the letters,
W...F...W slowly make their way onto the
screen. The letters explode into darkness as
the word "MANIA" can now be seen. Then, the WFW Theme begins to play, as we are taken inside the arena
where thousands of screaming fans are
standing. The camera pans the crowd and ends at the announce table where Jumbo Hastings is sitting.]
JH: Welcome everyone to a Special Tuesday Night Mania!!! We are live from the Gulf Coast Coliseum in Biloxi, MS!! Tonight we have 5 matches for you! Including the HUGE Tag Team Championship/Triple Threat/Double Elimination Match!! Lets go to the action!!
#1 Mankind .v. Master P
(No DQ Match)
JH: P attacks Mankind before the bell! Snap Suplex by P. Vertical Suplex by P. Belly-to-Belly Suplex by P. P goes outside and grabs a chair. P swings it at Mankind, but he ducks. Kick and a Double Arm DDT by Mankind. Leg Drop by Mankind. Piledriver on the chair by Mankind. Mankind goes outside and grabs a table. He sets it up and both men climb on the table. Mankind sets up P for a Piledriver. Wait here comes a masked man! He is stopped by Masked Murder! Wait the lights go out! When they come back on, all 4 men are knocked out and a red "A" is in the center of the ring!! What the HELL!! This match is a No Contest!
#2 Scott Cole .v. My$tikal
(Dumpster Match)
JH: The dumpster is rolled to ringside. Here we go. My$tikal goes on the attack. Slam and a Leg Drop by My$tikal. Clothesline by My$tikal. Frankensteiner by My$tikal. Powerbomb by My$tikal. My$tikal goes for the Ghetto Fabulous, but Cole backdrops My$tikal. Cole clotheslines My$tikal outside. Cole grabs a chair. Vandamanator by Cole. Cole goes up top with the chair. Arabian Facebuster to the outside by Cole. Cole jumps back inside. He runs the ropes and does a Double Jump Moonsault to the outside on My$tikal. Cole rolls My$tikal back inside. Welcome Home by Cole! Wait here comes the masked man again! Wait Mankind comes out and nails the masked man! Wait here comes Master P and Joe Jackson! Meanwhile, Cole uses the Welcome Home into the dumpster! Cole closes the lid! Cole wins!! Here comes Masked Murder! He drags Jackson and Mankind outside the ring. They grab a mic and say they have formed the Triple Threat! Inside the ring, Master P and My$tikal pull of the mask of the masked man! That is the former wrestler Side Show Sal! They say they have formed the Krazy Klown Klan! Well we have 2 new stables it looks like!
#3 Sniper and Mystery Partner .v. WCW/eWo: Johnny Gunn and eWo: Masked Murder
(Elctric Barbwire Cell Match)
JH: Wait what is this! The cameras scan the front row and spot a masked fan! That is weird! Wait he holds up 3 signs. They say, "Franchise", "Dark Days Are Upon Us", and "He Is Coming Back". Gunn and Murder come out and enter the Cell. Sniper then comes out. Here comes his partner! It is Master P! And he has a baseball bat with him. Sniper high-fives P. Sniper pounds away at Gunn. Murder now attacks Sniper! P is just watching! Wait P just nailed Sniper with that bat!! What is going on! Master P has turned on Sniper! Sniper has had bad luck with partners! Gunn and Murder grabs Sniper and throw him into the barbwire ropes! Wait they toss him outside into the elctric Cell! Sniper is out! Capital Punishment by Murder on Sniper! Dogg's Bite by Gunn on Sniper! 1, 2, 3!! Gunn and Murder win easily!!
#4 Heavy Metal Kid .v. Havok
(Lightweight Championship)
JH: They lock up. Drop Kick by Kid. Suplex by Kid. Superkick by Kid. Kid goes up top. 450 Splash by Kid. Kid goes up top. Moonsault by Kid. Tigerbomb by Kid. Wait Johnny Gunn comes to ring carrying a black bag and he grabs the mic from the ring announcer and says: "Heavy Metal Kid, you are a pretender to the throne of J-Dogg. The whole world knows that Johnny Gunn is the best Light Heavyweight in the biz, and now here's the proof." He reaches into the bag and pulls out a title belt and says and declares himself the uncrowned WFW Light Heavyweight champion. The match continues now. Kid goes up top. He goes for the Rock N Roll, but Havok moves Neckbreaker by Havok. Suplex by Havok. Clip by Havok. Piledriver by Havok. Powerbomb by Havok. Armbreaker by Havok. Havok goes up top. Moonsault by Havok. Chaotic Strain by Havok! Kid gives up! Havok is the NEW Lightweight Champion!! Wait Gunn enters the ring. Dogg's Bite by Gunn on Havok! Gunn leaves the ring!
#5: Razor Ramon and Maurice Bromell .v. eWo: Soldier Syxx and eWo: The Shocker .v. Doom and Psycho
(Tag Team Championship/Triple Threat/Double Elimination Match)
JH: Doom comes out with Psycho. Ramon and Bromell nails Syxx and Shocker! Psycho pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and nails Doom! Ramon holds Shocker. Psycho low blows Shocker! Psycho low blows Syxx, who was held up by Bromell. Wait Psycho nails Ramon with the knuckles! Bromell tries to attack Psycho. But Psycho kicks him and a Hardcore DDT by Psycho! Psycho then walks out! Ramon falls on top of Shocker! 1, 2, 3!! Syxx covers Doom! 1, 2, 3! Syxx covers Bromell! 1, 2, 3! Ramon rolls up Syxx! 1, 2, 3!! Syxx and Shocker are gone! Here comes Panther. But Psycho nails him too! Ramon covers Doom! 1, 2, 3!! That is it! Ramon and Bromell are the NEW Tag Team Champions! Wait here comes that masked man, Shadow! He nails Psycho on his way back to the locker room! Shadow enters the ring and nails everyone! He nails Bromell, Ramon, Doom, Shocker, and Syxx! Man this match was not even a match! This was crazy! We are out of time! I will see you Thursday!
[The copyright page comes up, as the cameras fade to black.]
