Sunday Night Fury (9/26/99)
[The screen turns black and the letters,
W...F...W slowly make their way onto the
screen. The letters explode into darkness as
the word "FURY" can now be seen. Then, the WFW Theme begins to play as we are taken inside the arena
where thousands of fans are standing and
screaming. The cameras now go to the announce
desk where Jumbo Hastings is sitting.]
JH: Welcome everyone to Sunday Night Fury!!
We are live from Charlotte Coliseum in Charlotte, NC!! Tonight we have 6 matches for you including 3 Title Matches! Lets go to...Wait!
("Psycho Circus" booms out over the PA and the fans give a decent pop. A man with a black zipped up EA leather jacket on steps out onto the ramp, he also wears combat boots and blue ripped jeans cut off just below the knees. His long blond hair is draped down over his face. He walks slowly to the ring. The lights go out and when they come back on Johnny Kool is stood in the center of the ring, he wears a blue "Ice" Kool t-shirt, and white wrestling trunks. The fans go wild, a deafening noise fills the arena. The EA jacket and other clothes lay in a heap in the ring, Kool's hair is now brushed away from his face he has a big smile and a wild look in his eyes. He takes the mic from Johnny Bravo.)
JK:-"What's up Charlotte!!"
(The crowd respons with more cheers.)
"Well, well, well, I guess some of you may have feared that JK was losing his marbles just a bit didn't you. You thought that the crazy son of a bitch Psycho had me dressing and acting just like him. Well you see Psycho unlike myself has taken one to many chair shots to the head and his mind is just a little bit warped. Now Psycho my friend, people have asked me what exactly is our relationship, that's if we have one and I know you not playing with a full deck, you ain't got both oars in the water but maybe just maybe that's the one thing I dig about you and it has to be said we clicked when we teamed together."
"Now having said that insane man, you have to realize that you stuck your nose in Johnny Kool's business when it wasn't wanted, I have and never will need anybodies help to kick some ass here in WFW and your help wasn't appreciated in the slightest. Now young William you need to consider yourself the luckiest man on the face of God's green Earth because Psycho sure saved you one hell of an extra beating. But now Psycho you bring your ass out here right now, bring that mystery man aswell and we can settle our differences right here right now, because Johnny Kool is gonna show you...."
(The mic cuts out and once again the lights go out, darkness fils the arena. The lights return with an explosion of fireworks. Psycho is in the ring stood nose to nose with Kool. Psycho leans forward and whispers something into Kool's ear. Both men begin to exchange right hands, Psycho begins to get an upper hand, the mystery man then tries to throw a chair to Psycho but Kool intercepts it he lays Psycho out with a vile chair shot. The mystery man runs away, Psycho is out cold. Kool rolls Psycho out of the ring and then picks him up and carries him back towards the locker room. A camera follows them up the aisle, Johnny Kool looks into the camera and speaks.)
JK:-"Psycho had to learn to have some respect for JK, now the Dude of Kool and the insane man here are going to show you what the "Kool & Krazy" are all about.
(Kool carries Psycho into the backstage area.)
JH: Folks you saw what happened! I can't explain it, so lets take a break!
[Commercial...]
#1 Kid Dynamite vs. Randy Ramus
(Lightweight Championship)
JH: Both men are in the ring and here we go! Drop Kick by Ramus. Hurricanrana by Ramus. Ramus goes up top. Corkscrew Leg Drop by Ramus. Cover by Ramus. 1, 2, kickout! DDT by Ramus. Ramus goes up top. He goes for a 450 Splash, but Dynamite moves! Neckbreaker by Dynamite. Leg Drop by Dynamite. Dynamite goes up top. Somersault Splash by Dynamite. Dynamite picks up Ramus and hits a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Dynamite goes up top again and hits a Moonsault. Cover by Dynamite. 1, 2, kickout! Dynamite goes for a Hurricanrana, but Ramus reverses it into a Powerbomb! Ramus goes up top and hits a Shooting Star Press. Ramus puts Dynamite up top. Ramus climbs up and goes for a Superplex, but Dynamite blocks it with a knee and he goes for the Dynamic, but Ramus elbows Dynamite and Ramus hits the Firebird off the top!! Cover by Ramus! 1, 2, 3!! Randy Ramus is the NEW Lightweight Champion!!! What an upset! Dynamite was not on his game tonight. We will be back!
[Commercial...]
#2 Jakal vs. Foly
(Non-Title Match)
JH: Both men are inside the ring and the bell rings,and this match is underway folks! Foly comes running at Jakal,But Jakal counters it with a hard clothesline. Jakal picks him up by his hair,and starts punching him,while Foly just stands there,not falling,Just fall damn it! Foly,starts punching back now,these two are punching the hell out of each other! Foly throws Jakal into the ropes,picks him up...body slam,nicely pulled off there. Jakal,quit to his feet though,runs right into him,and starts tackling him with punches,1..2..3,Foly breaks out of this though,with a scrape to the eyes.Both men up now,these two now tie up,and a nice backbreaker by foly. Foly pulls Jakal up by his hair now,and whips him into the rope,Foly charges him and,OOOOO..Jakal just flips Foly right onto the outside,Foly is hurt folks! Jakal jumps to the outside,and pulls Foly up by his hair,Jakal pulls the mat up from the cement,NO..NO OLD GLORY ON THE CEMENT,HE'S DOING IT AGAIN..DAMN IT JAKAL NO!! Jakal now, gets a steel chair,and the ref tries to take it off of him,OOOO..Jakal has accidently elbowed the ref in the face,knocking him out cold! This isn't good for Foly,Jakal picks up a steel chair,and waits.Foly is going to walk right into a chair shot to the head. Foly up...turns around...OOOOO,Jakal just nailed him in the skull..Foly's done for. Jakal just smacked him in the head again with the chair,again,again..The ref's startign to get up now,so Jakal throws the chair. He picks Foly up by the hair,and rolls him in the ring,Jakal gets in the ring,and what in gods name? Foly's getting up! This guy won't go down for long,he's a born fighter..Foly nails him with a few lefts,now a few rights,and OOO..DOUBLE ARM DDT,JAKAL'S OUT COLD!!! Foly with the cover..1...2...Kickout! That was close! Foly picks up Jakal. Wait knee to the gut by Jakal! Old Glory by Jakal!! Cover by Jakal! 1, 2, 3!! Jakal wins!!! Foly just did not have enough to win. We will be back after this!
[Commercial...]
#3 Brian Williams vs. Joe Jackson
(Lion's Den Match)
JH: Brian Williams is out first. Then we wait for Joe Jackson, but no Joe Jackson. Suddenly...
(Joe "The Bruiser" Jackson" comes on WFWTron. He is sitting on a deck on a nice sunny day somewhere in the Bahamas. He begins talking)
Joe Jackson: AHHHHHHHHH yes I love the Bahamas! Hey I know I was supposed to be there to fight Brian Williams tonight, but I had better things to do. So ref go ahead and count me out. Give the little match to Brian. I don't care. I'm at one of my beautiful five Houses doing better things. That simple. I wanna talk to Pinhead now! Pinhead I really have no problem with you infact I think you have a little bit of talent in that puny body of yours. BUT! You have something I want!...And that's the Intercontinental Title. So I'm gonna make a challenge You vs. Me and knowing how much we both hate Daredevil he can be in it too! So it's gonna be Me vs. You (Pinhead) vs. Daredevil at The Pay-Per-View for the Intercontinental Title! But I don't wanna make this any match I wanna make it special! I mean it is gonna be a Pay-Per-View and I try my best to make the Pay-Per-Views Entertaining it's gonna be a Ladder Match! That's right a Triple Threat Ladder Match. If you two agree then I guess it's a deal.Oh but ya btter Remember To Beware...And Be Prepared! Cause they don't call me The Bruiser for nothing boys!
(The WFWTron fades out back to the ring.)
JH: Well it looks like Brian Williams wins this match by forfeit!! And it also looks like Jackson will face Pinhead and Daredevil at the PPV. We will be right back!
[Commercial...]
(Jumbo Hastings stands patiently in the ring awaiting an interview. As he is about to speak "The Intro from DMX's first album" booms loudly against the arena. For a quick second no one appears on the entrance way and the lights go dim. A blast of fireworks appears and a 6'3 tall man begins to make his way down the ramp. He is wearing black warp-up windbreakers by Adidas with white stripes along the side. He slowly steps into the ring and turns makes a quick lap around the ring with an evident smile on his face. He signals for a mic and one is tossed to him by ringside crew.)
Tony Hayes: Its so damn good to be in this fed right now!!
(a deafening pop is let out by the fans)
JH: Excuse me sir.... may we please have a formal introduction.
(lifts his hand as to smack Jumbo but places it down as Jumbo flinches)
TH: Calm down, I was getting to that! Now, before I was so rudely interrupted, I am the one and only, object of all envy, "The Crippler" Tony Hayes.
JH: I have heard some good things about you....
(Crippler cuts JH off)
TH: Of course you only heard good things boy! Who has anything bad to say about me... not a damn soul. Besides all of the people who are consumed by jealously as all of the WFW superstars are, there are no flaws in "The Crippler".
JH: Yes as we all can see you are in great condition.
TH: Great!?!? "The Crippler" is in perfect condition, I mean look at me. All of these people here today can only dream about being in my condition.
TH: These people right here need to get away from the damn concession stand, the beer kegs, and couch, and need to take a long and I repeat long run somewhere. I'm am disgusted by all of the lard around me today.
(Boos echo thought the arena)
(pats JH's stomach)
TH: You need to maybe get into the gym to doughboy.
JH: That is not the situation at hand, we are talking about you.
TH: Yeah, back to me. I just want to inform all of you of my plans. I am here to showcase all of talents here and to finally prove that the WFW stars are lowly disgusting inbred pieces of thrash.
JH: Very harsh words for a first interview.
TH: Yeah, they are, but I do not lie. And so when I get into that ring kick someone's a** around the ring and snap them into the Crippling Chronic, my point will be proven.
(An evident look of disgust is upon his face as he makes his way towards the ropes)
TH: This is sickening, I out of here. All of you need to get on a treadmill.
(Tosses the mic at Jumbo Hastings as he slowly steps out of the ring. Makes his way up the ramp taunting the fans and showcasing his body.)
[Commercial...]
#4 The Shocker vs. Matt Lake
(Hell in a Cell Match)
JH: Lake is out first. Then Shocker's new music plays up and there is no Shocker. Don't tell me that Shocker is not going to show up like Jackson did. The ref starts a count now! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Wait there is Shocker from the ring! He rolls up Matt Lake from behind! Wait Lake reverses the rollup! 1, 2, 3!! Lake wins!!! HUGE UPSET! Wait Shocker is mad! Lake is celebrating and Shocker has a chair and he just nails Lake with it!! Shocker continues to nail Lake with the chair! He pushes the ref down! Wait Shocker has a mic down!
Shocker: Screw this match! I don't care! Right here right now, I want to issue a challenge out to Jakal and the American Title! I want a shot at that belt! I DESERVE IT! I AM TAG CHAMPION!! And Lake, you may have won the battle, but I just won the WAR! You are gone!
JH: Well Shocker wants Jakal and he made Lake pay a price for a win! We will be back!
[Commercial...]
#5 Pinhead vs. Brommel Jr.
(Intercontinental Championship)
JH: Bromell Jr. waits in the ring as Pinhead makes his entrance. Both men tie up, Bromell shoves off Pinhead. Shoulder tackle knocks Pinhead down and to the outside. Pinhead brought back in with a suplex, Bromell building some momentum, title on the line remember. Slam by Bromell and another but Pinhead slides behind, right hands by the champion, whips Bromell into the ropes hurricanrana by Pinhead, head scissors take down by Pinhead, Pinhead looking for the figure four but Bromell kicks him off, then a monkey flip by Bromell. Bromell setting up Pinhead, piledriver by Bromell, side Russian leg sweep and a powerbomb by Bromell. The champion in trouble. 1,2..kickout Pinhead. Bromell going the the Bromell Bomb but Pinhead manages to counter. Kick to the midsection by Pinhead and then he hits a powerbomb of his own. DDT by Pinhead and then a slam by Pinhead. Pinhead to the top, dives towards Bromell, Oh and Bromell felt the full force of that elbow right in his sturnum. 1,2..Bromell kicks out. Small package by Pinhead 1,2..Oh again so close. Powerslam by Pinhead and then a big vertical suplex floats over 1,2..Bromell out again at a two count. Pinhead again to the top, but Bromell's up Bromell climbs the buckle, hurricanrana by Bromell from the top. Both men down. They are both right for the pickings. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7..Bromell to his feet, what strength by Bromell press slam, oh he throws Pinhead to the floor. Bromell to the outside he sets Pinhead up on the announce table, Bromell on the ring apron he goes for an albow but Pinhead's out of the way Bromell crashes right through the table, this youngsters hurt Pinhead back inside the ref's count is on, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 the ref calls for the bell. The winner by countout and still Intercontinental champion Pinhead!! Great Match from both men, but Pinhead proves why he is a Champion! Wait here comes Daredevil from the crowd! He grabs the IC Title and runs into the ring and nails Pinhead with it! Daredevil then runs off with the IC Title! He has STOLEN the title! Oh Pinhead is going to be mad! We will be back with our Main Event!
[Commercial...]
#6 X Kid vs. Psycho
(Hardcore Championship/First Blood Match)
JH: First the Hardcore champion makes his entrance, X Kid who beat Psycho this past Thursday for the title. What is this now...
("Ice Ice Baby" bursts out over the PA as Johnny Kool makes his way out the fans go wild. Kool wears the same attire he was seen earlier in. He has a mic in his hand.)
JK: "Cut the music. Well it must be a real treat for all you fans to be able to see JK again, but i'm out here for a special reason. Finally the insane man has sorted out his mind, the man you know as Psycho has joined the Dude of Kool and now he has made excellemce his goal. He realizes that Johnny Kool, the most charismatic, flamboyant and greatest wrestling talent in the World, can offer him the advice and guidence to make him one of the World's top stars. Mark JK words you all better prepare yourselves for a "Kool & Krazy" era here in WFW. So now let me introduce to you the next WFW hardcore champion, he's one crazy son of a bitch, Psycho!!"
(Kool points towards the entrance way, "Ice Ice Baby" hits again then breaks into "Psycho Circus". Psycho steps out with the mystery man, Psycho looks totally different, he's in proper wrestling attire. He wears long bright blue tights, with yellow and white flashes down the sides. Across them reads "Kool & Krazy". He blue white and yellow ties around his biceps. His hair is died blond and has been straightened, it is tied back in a ponytail, he is clean shaven and wears a pair of shades. He is the spitting image of Kool. Psycho has high fives for the fans before stepping into the ring.)
JH: Well ladies and gentlemen what a shock, Psycho and Kool appear to be a close knit team here tonight. Psycho starts off like a house on fire nailing Kid with several right hands DDT by Psycho, clothesline by Psycho, Kid quickly up but another clothesline sends him down. Elbow drop by Psycho. Psycho sets Kid up for the superplex but Kid fights him off, flying body press by Kid. Dropkick by Kid and another sends Psycho to the outside. Kid fllows him, Psycho's head rammed into the guard rail, then into the ring post. Psycho rolled back in. Kid to the top missile dropkick sends Psycho down. Spinning heel kick by Kid followed by a leg drop. Kid off the ropes, oh what was that Kool tripped him from the outside, Kid turns around he's mad, Kool has a cocky look on his face, the fans are loving it. Psycho slips a knee into Kid's back, DVD by Psycho, swinging neckbreaker by Psycho, covers Kid. Kid set up on the top rope, superplex by Psycho, now Psycho to the top, this is high risk area. 450 splash!! He nailed it. Psycho goes for a cover but the ref reminds him this is first blood, pinfalls mean nothing. Psycho rams Kid's head into the turnbuckle 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 times, the crowd count along. Tombstone piledriver by Psycho. Kid is in serious trouble. Kool slides Psycho a chair, Kid is set up in the corner here comes Psycho but a super kick by Kid sends the chair right back into Psycho's face both men down. Both men slowly to their feet, quick series of kicks by Kid, flying reverse elbow sends Psycho down, neckbreaker by Kid, followed by a piledriver then a reverse DDT. Psycho now in trouble and Kid is looking for blood. Kid to the outside, pushing between he and Kool, the ref ushers Kool away, whilst Kid grabs another chair. Wait Kid just nailed Kool with the chair! Psycho is up and hepicks up the bell that Kool dropped. Kid turns around and both Kid and Psycho nail each other with their respective weapons at the same time!! Both men are busted wide open!!! The ref rings the bell! He declares this match a NO CONTEST!! Kool is up and both wrestlers are still down. What's this now Kool has left the ring, showing no compassion for Psycho, he has grabbed the Hardcore title and is now making his way through the crowd. What does this mean? What did Kool have on his mind? Folks the war between X Kid and Psycho is not over! We are out of time! I will see you Thursday!
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